Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Loads of stupidity in this video today, where to even begin?



I’ll just do a brief review…

Wearing his best picnic table cloth shirt to go with his Picnic table desk, he claims people who play against a banker streak because Player has to hit soon are retarded. Also Asians who play inside bets are “retarded”… Now I wonder who once advocated playing the street bets and had lucky numbers for sale in their scam FB group? Could it have been a retarded roulette Goat with an autistic child???

He also says people challenge him to deposit $100,000 into his account to prove he is a millionaire. To which he retorts, “why on earth would I do that when the max bet is $1800?” Well dipshit, no one told you to BET 100K they merely challenged to prove you have it at your disposal and could simply deposit it and then withdraw. This of course would NOT prove you’re a millionaire but it would dispel the likely conclusion that the Chase bank money was loaned to you and you are not allowed to gamble or transfer it anywhere! So go run and get Mr.
Foster’s permission and upload into your BOL account to show how much money is actually yours!

Tons of other gems in this video, but I won’t spoil ZD’s fun! And Lol at another Serpenstar dupe account telling fairy tales of turning 50 cents into $270! Do they even think before posting this tripe?

[TheRivers]

And the transition to the “Church of Chrissy” has officially begun. No more events at casinos (because…ya know…casinos don’t want him there seeing how he is teaching people how to beat them). The cost continues to go up (4K for the one in a November) but you’ll be attending parties on yachts and in mansions. Chrissy trying to “build a brand.” But it sure is sounding like someone else may now be involved in this as well. Yep…we’re talking Keith Craft…who by the way was just yesterday promoting some yacht service that he runs.

I guess the good news is that with price being so high now we’ve likely seen the last of Brandon, Penne, Michelle, Tommy, or Sam at these events. These are now way out of their price range.

[BedWetterBettor]

So it’s safe to say he’s gotten in trouble for filming live play without permission, which will now be his excuse for why he doesn’t live stream anymore. All he had to do was ask and they probably would’ve arranged it! But since he’s too stupid to follow rules and thinks he’s above them, he got 86’d from running his scam seminar in the “CASINO’s”… lol!

This stupid reasoning is as dumb as saying “I’m going to teach you how to run a bank, but we can’t actually train in a bank because they might get suspicious and close us down. So come learn banking in my rented basement!”

The price increase reeks of desperation, like when he started 5000 to shadow him and that felt flat. There’s so much to unpack here, we’ll have to let it play out. But this is clearly damage control as Brandon or some other dumb shit will probably spill about how they lost Again! And he’s just got to spend another $4000 to Learn how to be a millionaire like his broke joke of a mentor Kyle Prescott!

[zealanddonk]

So it’s safe to say he’s gotten in trouble for filming live play without permission, which will now be his excuse for why he doesn’t live stream anymore. All he had to do was ask and they probably would’ve arranged it! But since he’s too stupid to follow rules and thinks he’s above them, he got 86’d from running his scam seminar in the “CASINO’s”… lol!

This stupid reasoning is as dumb as saying “I’m going to teach you how to run a bank, but we can’t actually train in a bank because they might get suspicious and close us down. So come learn banking in my rented basement!”

The price increase reeks of desperation, like when he started 5000 to shadow him and that felt flat. There’s so much to unpack here, we’ll have to let it play out. But this is clearly damage control as Brandon or some other dumb shit will probably spill about how they lost Again! And he’s just got to spend another $4000 to Learn how to be a millionaire like his broke joke of a mentor Kyle Prescott!

Bahahahahahahaha at Chrissy being banned from 4 casinos [so far].
His story just keeps on changing.

And knowing Chrissy the yacht party will be at the dock because he cant even get that right.

[TheRivers]

I can see the Yacht thing somehow involving this:

https://www.craftyachtcharters.com/

And the mansion could be one of Keith’s homes. This very well could now be a joint effort.

[Dan Druff]

The mansion thing is actually a common trick used by scammers.

There are mansions you can rent out for short periods of time (in fact, even the Playboy Mansion does this), so scammers will get these, host a party, and pretend the mansion is theirs.

Then the marks will be impressed, think, "Wow, now chance this guy would scam me, he's loaded", and you know what happens from there.

So Chrissy probably believes he's stumbled onto a brilliant idea, to rent "limo's", yachts, and mansions, and give off the impression that this is his normal lifestyle.



FOLKS, Chrissy is trying to move on up in the world!

[zealanddonk]

Today's video is a return to online gambling for Chrissy:
Blue and White picnic sheet shirt, filmed in the bunker.
Run time 28 minutes.

As we know Chrissy has not streamed online gambling for awhile, and his bankroll size was wildly inconsistent with statements he has made.
So, unless it is relevant I'll skip the last balance and just start fresh.


Start balance $5400.97
Close balance $5600.97

Chrissy starts a mini rant that Baccky and Spinny are the only games he plays, and the only ones you should play.

As others have already noted, Chrissy's no bust Blacky strategy is idiotic, and it is likely he is too stupid to learn basic strategy.
Chrissy has already previously said on video that BlackJack players are the biggest idiots at B&M casinos (sure sure Chrissy).

We know poker is well beyond our hero.

2m20s Chrissy claims the Baccky and Spinny offer the best odds in the casino because it is literally like flipping a quarter, heads or tails
there ya go, just saved everyone $99/m recurring, and $1000 for the old mastermind events.

Because Chrissy needs to place big boy bets to get off these days, he starts at the $10 min bet room.

5m mark most likely complete lie Claims his last deposit was over a year ago [/b]
Claims he grinds it up to $10k then usually withdraws down to $500 to $5000.
This is inconsistent with a previous statement that he started at $150 and ran it up recently (all not shown on youtube)

I just noticed it looks like Chrissy is wearing eye liner or something else, as under his eyes look dark.

8m 40s Chrissy states people in his private inner circle dont listen to him. This seems to be a theme of late.

Chrissy bragged about being up $30 in 5 minutes: How's things looking at 9m 44s?
Chrissy had to place a $100 bet due to marty and mitchellgaling.

9m 50s Chrissy flashs what he claims is $5000.

Bahahahahahaha Chrissy gets a 7 as banker, sadly he didnt quote us the 90% of the time you get a 7 you win, as player drew a 3rd card to make a 7 for a tie.
Chrissy even asked for a monkey, but the gambling gods werent listening that time.

Chrissy rants about sucker bets like ties, and bam, second tie in a row.

This time player gets a 7, and wins. Naturally Chrissy had his $100 bet on banker.

Lets see what the marty-mitchell strategy says after 2 ties and a player bet.

Chrissy only goes with a conservative $210 on player.
Sadly Chrissy wins so we get the firsy hollar at your boy.

Chrissy then advocates people try an 11 minute session, win $70, and do this _10_ different hours a day.
What sort of wild and exciting life is he leading where he ties himself to the computer for that long and that obsessively?

After sweating the $210 bet, Chrissy runs off to roulette.

Despite having the information of the last 10 spins on the screen, Chrissy decides to waste time by writing them down.
Chrissy often claims you cant rely on numbers from a different dealer, how would Chrissy knows how many of the last numbers were from this dealer?
Granted they usually work shifts, but we have seen Chrissy caught out in the past.

16m Nostradumbass does his famous trick of sitting out, seeing the result and then stating that is how he would have bet
Chrissy is truly amazing, it lands on Black and he says, he would have bet on black.
This is clearly worth the $4000 for upcoming MM events.

18m mark Chrissy starts a rant about people using money for entertainment and enjoyment.
He throws around the word retarded, which youtube captions leaves as a blank

19m Chrissy starts a racist rant against what he calls crazy stupid asians, claiming most of "them" are broke.

For awhile Chrissy basked in the light of Jesus's love, and did not make negative comments about anyone.
Sadly Chrissy has let hate back into his heart.
I'm sure this will go over well with the religious folk.

Chrissy does his party trick again, stating he was choosing between Red or Odd, so he bets odd.
Result is Red 32 Even.

Masybe Chrissy will start making hateful comments about Asians now.
And, Chrissy loses 2 more spins.
He's now at a $234 bet, chasing that slim profit.

24m14s Chrissy is getting desperate for his $234 bet to win so he "talks to the ball".
Could you imagine 4 idiots doing that live, each asking for a different result?

And, its Even.

So to recap, Chrissy lets hate into his heart, Chrissy loses 4 spins in a row.
We are now at a $480 bet.

Sadly this wins, so now he tells us he's up $180 in 23 minutes.
So clearly when he told us to only do 11 minute sessions, he was wrong.

He now claims he can play Blacky, but has to be single or double deck, by himself.
"But you, the masses, can play spinny and baccy" -- fuck that guy.

Much like the Baccky, Chrissy realises he can make a hasty exit from Spinny given he was getting balls deep in losing bets.

Closing balance, $5600.97

[zealanddonk]

Very timely that it looks like Chrissy is taking his grift to the next level:

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-a-member-poll

This closes in 2 days. It started 4 months ago with the question did Chrissy join Keithy because Chrissy knows its a scam and wants to improve his game or not.

[BedWetterBettor]

Today it’s Clip Art Chrissy showing us how to use Lunatic.com , errr I mean Lunapic.com to paste photos on a blank background! Folks, Chrissy has truly evolved from drawing on a a white board to using 20 year old software to show how stupid he is!



Bahahahahahaha, yea this moron is going to be on the cover of Forbes magazine! Lol, he couldn’t even make the cover of Chaos Men Magazine and we’ve seen the negatives of that infamous shoot! He blathers on and on about vision boards and how you need to visualize your goals or some bullshit, couldn’t make it to the end.

I do know that nearly all tech support scammers overseas use this tactic by making their desktop wallpaper a picture of a fancy car or a big house. So he probably learned this stupidity from those clowns. Some even badly photoshop themselves in Lavish locations as seen below!



Personally, I would vote for him to be on the cover of Rat Bastard magazine using this shot!

[PositiveVariance]

I came across UtahDrones “Bye Bye Bye” video. He made this video when Chrissy’s main channel was terminated. Anyway, I realized it was posted the 1st week of February, so it has already been OVER 6 MONTHS! A half a year and he only has 4,320 subscribers on his channel (Actually Stacy’s Channel). Not to mention Stacy had some sub’s prior to Chrissy taking it over.

By comparison, Scammin’ Cheetos Baccarat has exactly 5,000 subscribers. The thing I absolutely love is that the channel is still in Stacy’s name, and will ALWAYS be in HER name! Hopefully in the next 6 months YouTube will terminate the channel once again, then the pathetic Buffoonery will have to be put on hold gain. I absolutely love the stress these Losers are under.

[RMS9]

Found this page on Zach’s newer IG page. Looks like tool out 1k and lost the bulk of it playing Krissy’s “strategies”. Although his excuse is that he wasn’t playing side by side with our fat friend.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgyPC...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Forum Wars]

Found this page on Zach’s newer IG page. Looks like tool out 1k and lost the bulk of it playing Krissy’s “strategies”. Although his excuse is that he wasn’t playing side by side with our fat friend.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgyPC...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

That is too much...yeah Zach, that's what Martingale is: lots of smaller wins and then one big fell swoop LOSS. Why would you think an 82 IQ system huckster from Columbus would possess knowledge that no one in history ever has: how to beat baccarat and roulette with a freakin' "system"?

Go back to the real estate grind: at least you have a chance.

And just look at this screenshot from the Aug 2 Mastermind. This is what $1,000 buys. It's like the PiggyBank book "Live Tour":

[TheRivers]

Anyone want to guess who the alleged “7 figure guy” was that Chrissy brought in to teach them about passive income? Supposedly that guy made his money in the casinos with Chrissy. Yes I know…complete lie.

[BedWetterBettor]

Found this page on Zach’s newer IG page. Looks like tool out 1k and lost the bulk of it playing Krissy’s “strategies”. Although his excuse is that he wasn’t playing side by side with our fat friend.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgyPC...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

That is too much...yeah Zach, that's what Martingale is: lots of smaller wins and then one big fell swoop LOSS. Why would you think an 82 IQ system huckster from Columbus would possess knowledge that no one in history ever has: how to beat baccarat and roulette with a freakin' "system"?

Go back to the real estate grind: at least you have a chance.

And just look at this screenshot from the Aug 2 Mastermind. This is what $1,000 buys. It's like the PiggyBank book "Live Tour":

Bahahahahahahahahaha, Chrissy the super spreader is probably subliminally showing them how much they have to pay for him to spread his cheeks! He couldn’t even afford a projector and had to use the tiny White Board, lmao!!!



Yep, Zach is on his way to being a millionaire alright, lol. First month in and -$38.45 on the books! Add the $850 he just lost at the masturbation mind set meeting proves they are losing their asses! I suspected as much with the short baccarat clips where he couldn’t film a winning hand and had to cut tape suddenly each time for anything remotely usable! Now we know the circle jerk offs lost as did little Kyle! Hence he won’t have the events at “casino’s” and Chrissy is too scared to even bring these fools inside one because they’ll spill the beans like Brandon and Zach!



Here’s two idiots one who posted the rehearsed testimonial and the other who was among the losers at last month’s event! Looks like some morons will never learn. Why haven’t we heard from Jelly Belly Jeff or TJ? Even that Joel Chapman idiot betting 50 cent roulette spins lost his ass!!!

[PositiveVariance]

Chrissy has to be internally furious when Zach post a video like this. A NET LOSS for the month?? LOL I think it’s safe to say Zach isn’t in on the scam, at least the part about believing Chrissy has winning systems. Time will tell if he is a scum bag as far as how he presents Chrissy’s videos and what not. For now, I think he is another Brandon “Rat Boy” Wingerter.

[The Boz]

Chrissy has to be internally furious when Zach post a video like this. A NET LOSS for the month?? LOL I think it’s safe to say Zach isn’t in on the scam, at least the part about believing Chrissy has winning systems. Time will tell if he is a scum bag as far as how he presents Chrissy’s videos and what not. For now, I think he is another Brandon “Rat Boy” Wingerter.

If he isn’t in on the scam, and I’m still not sure, this clown is one of the biggest idiots yet in Chrissy’s group. And think about the competition over the years.

Imagine getting involved investing your money in Real Estate with this idiot!

[UtahDrone]

In honor of today’s vision board video, I am offering a $20 cash prize to whoever comes up with the best Chrissy vision board.

TheRivers: no, because unlike Chrissy, I actually intend to pay.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy has to be internally furious when Zach post a video like this. A NET LOSS for the month?? LOL I think it’s safe to say Zach isn’t in on the scam, at least the part about believing Chrissy has winning systems. Time will tell if he is a scum bag as far as how he presents Chrissy’s videos and what not. For now, I think he is another Brandon “Rat Boy” Wingerter.

If he isn’t in on the scam, and I’m still not sure, this clown is one of the biggest idiots yet in Chrissy’s group. And think about the competition over the years.

Imagine getting involved investing your money in Real Estate with this idiot!

While I get your hesitation to label him a full accomplice, I’ll just say this. We’ve seen this song and dance routine before and all of Chrissy’s testimonials are comeback stories of redemption!

Rick Lee - Losing 40K in casinos, meets Chrissy and all of a sudden starts winning! Videos, photos and lavish meals… then of course the other shoe fell!

Cia Amir - Getting backroomed and 86’d for card counting. Meets Chrissy and all of a sudden winning Big and proclaiming the strategy is legit. Until of course the other shoe fell…

TJ Etchevery - Working a 9 to 5 job installing HVAC units, still lives at home at 25. Meets Chrissy and has found the key to midas’ gold. Gets doxxed here and vanishes with not so much as a peep after losing his ass! Likely still living at home after his daddy whooped his ass for following a mental midget!

Jeff Reed - Truck breaks down, no way to make money, no hope until… The Knight in shining Nike Shorts and a wife beater arrives to Change His Life. All of a sudden he’s tipping $100 bills to cashiers at McDonalds…lol! He’s rich folks, he made it!! Yet 4 months have gone by and NO update? Hmmm, are we seeing a pattern here?


So like all of these yahoos, Zach was conned into believing this horse shit and ultimately saw that it doesn’t work, but is too “invested” in it to back out. So he resigns himself to playing his part of loyal stooge until he either gets a cut, YT views/subs, filming rights and some sort of story out of it. Whether he’s doing it willingly or not is the only question that remains?

[Forum Wars]

If he isn’t in on the scam, and I’m still not sure, this clown is one of the biggest idiots yet in Chrissy’s group. And think about the competition over the years.

Imagine getting involved investing your money in Real Estate with this idiot!

While I get your hesitation to label him a full accomplice, I’ll just say this. We’ve seen this song and dance routine before and all of Chrissy’s testimonials are comeback stories of redemption!

Rick Lee - Losing 40K in casinos, meets Chrissy and all of a sudden starts winning! Videos, photos and lavish meals… then of course the other shoe fell!

Cia Amir - Getting backroomed and 86’d for card counting. Meets Chrissy and all of a sudden winning Big and proclaiming the strategy is legit. Until of course the other shoe fell…

TJ Etchevery - Working a 9 to 5 job installing HVAC units, still lives at home at 25. Meets Chrissy and has found the key to midas’ gold. Gets doxxed here and vanishes with not so much as a peep after losing his ass! Likely still living at home after his daddy whooped his ass for following a mental midget!

Jeff Reed - Truck breaks down, no way to make money, no hope until… The Knight in shining Nike Shorts and a wife beater arrives to Change His Life. All of a sudden he’s tipping $100 bills to cashiers at McDonalds…lol! He’s rich folks, he made it!! Yet 4 months have gone by and NO update? Hmmm, are we seeing a pattern here?


So like all of these yahoos, Zach was conned into believing this horse shit and ultimately saw that it doesn’t work, but is too “invested” in it to back out. So he resigns himself to playing his part of loyal stooge until he either gets a cut, YT views/subs, filming rights and some sort of story out of it. Whether he’s doing it willingly or not is the only question that remains?

The wonderful thing about a martingale scam (for the scammer) is that most people are up a few hundred or even a few thou if they have a 5k or 10k bankroll. So they think they are winning long term and it going to continue.

On average, you lose all the winnings back plus the original bankroll a little bit before you double. In some cases people have doubled, trippled and quadrupled (or even more) their original stake. They don't realize they are -EV gambling like everyone else. They've simply been part of the far right tail distribution of resuts (or what some people call "lucky").

[Forum Wars]

https://www.tiktok.com/@zerotomilliongambler

Such much we missed! We were on the wrong channel. OMG, the lulz. His Tik Tok has days 5-9 (Instgram stops at day 4).

Quick somebody record.