Risky post: 9:30pm and no video of the day (despite claims of doing it daily).
I'm sure nonsense will be uploaded in the next 2.5 hrs.
Risky post: 9:30pm and no video of the day (despite claims of doing it daily).
I'm sure nonsense will be uploaded in the next 2.5 hrs.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I can answer a lot of this.
Chrissy himself has admitted that Stacy's parents thought he was a degenerate loser and didn't want her to marry him. He said this in the context of how they've since changed their minds, but that's not quite what happened.
Stacy's parents are just dealing with the situation the best they can. Clearly they're unhappy that Stacy ran off with a loser to Vegas, and basically abandoned her own daughter (their granddaughter) in the process. However, Stacy is still their daughter, and they probably chalk this up to bad rebound decision-making in response to her previous bad marriage. Recall that Stacy seems to have had a fairly normal and conventional life, prior to meeting Chrissy. She completed nursing school, was gainfully employed as a nurse, married, and had a kid. Sure, the marriage fell apart, but that happens to about 50% of all American marraiges, so that by itself was unremarkable.
Unfortunately, her life with Chrissy is definitely unusual. Among other things, she ditched her daughter back in Ohio (very uncommon for a mom to do this), ran off with a career scammer, quit her nursing career, and is now a public-facing accomplice to the scams. I'm not sure how much of the scamming element that Stacy's parents are aware of -- perhaps Chrissy convinced them that these are simply "haters" on the internet, unfairly attacking him.
Either way, it's very clear to Stacy's parents that Chrissy is no millionaire like he postures in his videos, and their daughter married a loser. However, at the same time, she produced another grandchild for them, and Chrissy is the dad. If they wanted to see that grandchild, and if they wanted Stacy still in their lives, they needed to make a few concessions. They're in a bad spot here. Sure, they could easily disown Stacy until she ditches Chrissy, but that would require cutting contact from their daughter AND never seeing their new grandchild.
At some point, presumably when the baby was born, they accepted the situation for what it was, and tried to make the best of it. It seems that there's some agreement in place that Stacy sees them X number of days/times per year, and in return, they help out with credit-related purchases. Presumably the story Stacy tells them is that they shot their credit to hell when Chrissy was a losing gambler, but now that he's a skilled pro, he can support the family, just can't get credit for anything. Stacy's dad likely knows there's plenty of bullshit cooked into this, but again, if he just has to co-sign for a $40k car and that buys him much more time with his daughter and grandson, it was probably a bargain he was willing to make.
It's also possible that Chrissy explained to Mr. Foster that image is a big part of gambling coaching sales, and that his past mistakes have prevented him from getting auto financing, thus depriving him of the flashy car he needs to attract business. So perhaps Stacy's dad figured this car was an investment into making Chrissy and Stacy more self-sufficient.
The bottom line is that it appears Stacy's parents love her, and want to be part of their new grandson's life, and therefore Chrissy will enjoy somewhat of a free ride because of it.
Also of interest here is the fact that Chrissy's BOL roll keeps growing.
His last video has him at $5200 and change. On August 2nd, he was in the $1800s. So what's going on here? Has Chrissy really figured out a million dollar strategy for online roulette?
Of course not. Is he just getting lucky with his Martingaling, similar to his late 2019 / early 2020 runs? Maybe.
But my working theory at the moment is that Chrissy is getting some pretty nice affiliate payments via suckers in his "inner circle" signing up and losing. This has already been discussed here (affiliates getting a piece of the losses), but I think it's the most likely explanation. This is why he's posting new videos (nearly) every day, and is proudly displaying his roll in the bottom left corner. Notice he rarely let us see his roll prior to this run-up, because it was likely very low.
I'm sure he thinks this is a genius tactic -- playing frequently in "live" sessions on YouTube (shown, of course, only if when wins) -- and a constantly growing bankroll, which he claims to his inner cirlce is "proof" that he's a winning player. And yet he's only a winner because people in the inner cirlce are losing, and he's getting a piece of it!
Oh, what a tangled web we weave!
This is only a theory. I guess it's possible he really ran up the roll on his own, but if that's the case, the inevitable fall is coming shortly.
Interesting comment from Snacks 2 Go in Double J’s recent video. Alluding to the 2nd strike/hiding his channel for a month and the pivot to only showing online play were happening at the same time.
Could Chrissy have been threatened with legal action at that time from a real Vegas Casino, YouTube legal or both??? Is part of the strike not only can he not provide online casino links, but he can’t show himself playing, coaching or even advertising services in a certain casino? IMO, it’s a reach but still food for thought!
Also, lol at the first comment about going back to the swim team practice : P
Sigmund Druff
What a post, the man doesn’t comment often but when he does Wow 😮 it’s Leonidas at Thermal
Highlight for me of many
Stacy produced another child 👶 and they realised that Chrissy was the father 😂
I think 🧐 parents would be happier that their daughter was Jackie the ripper than to be fertilised by Chrissy 😁
Today's quality video:
"I made $100 in only 9 minutes" by making $50 in total bets per spin, amazing.
"Sports betting is the way of the future, I can set them all up in 10 minutes, and go jerk off while the baseball players sweat outside to make me money"
"I'm not posting my sports bets again (btw I have made money every single day in August due to sports betting !111111!!!!!!) except for my private inner circle, just $1000 to join"
Hollar at your boy, snort snort.
He also had to have 2 $225 bets down for $450 total to chase some of the earlier losses but dont worry "I always win the big bets".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Chrissys strategies are so predictable. I have shared before that I was experimenting with the martingale along with these other strategies in Jr. High (12-13 years old) at home and quickly realized they didn’t work. For a short time thinking I have found the hidden secret. The problem is not only Chrissy is doing this in his 40’s, he’s a couple years into it and still thinks he has found something new! I can only image what Chrissy was doing as a pre teen. He probably didn’t learn to speak until 3 or 4 years old. Stacy, why on earth did you have a child with this Buffoon?
Stacy, you could have went to the sperm bank and bought and injected any sperm not knowing the details of the donor and still did better than being linked to Chrissy for the rest of your life. Chrissy would have never known it wasn’t his.
Anyway Chrissy, since you are so predictable, and since so many before you have already discovered your next Negative EV strategy, I will share it before you do.
Here is a strategy he will play: He will continue to bet on 2 out of the 3 dozens, but in addition he will add approximately 6 numbers in the remaining section. It will look something like 2nd and 3rd dozen covered along with numbers 7,8,9,10,11,12. So everything on the board except 1,2,3,4,5,6 and ZERO will be covered. He will “Mitchellgale” from there.
Come on Chrissy, I know this is what you are thinking up, this is the next strategy or system in the sequence of a lifelong degenerate gambling system seeking Loser.
Chrissy we all LOL at all your strategies, however the one that takes the cake is you openly admitting to driving over 70,000 miles in one year going to various casinos playing Baccarat. To this day, you still don’t realize changing dealers doesn’t matter, changing casinos doesn’t matter, changing tables doesn’t matter. Research “Gamblers Fallacy”.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-13-2021 at 04:06 PM.
And thats the problem , the 200 miles a day just doesnt make sense from a time perspective alone.
Why not fly.
Its yet another wild claim that may be true but sounds idiotic if it is.
In other considerations: Anyone think Chrissy has been scammed by a bigger Scammer sometime over the last year or so?
Finally, I watched double jackpot's video from yesterday that is full of great points. One of the more salient points being there are so many legitimate ways Chrissy could make money, if only he worked.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Since Chrissy was from Ohio, flying really wouldn’t be an option. My guess is the 70k miles that he drove was between a handful of casinos. There are not many things I believe Chrissy on, but driving this amount of mileage I believe is true. He is always wanting to change tables/dealers/casinos. Remember when he went to San Diego? He bounced around between a few Casinos. He wants “short sessions”. He doesn’t realize that a 1 hour session at 3 different casinos that are 200 miles apart is still equal to a 3 hour session. He thinks a quick “In and Out” will somehow avoid the bankroll bust that the Martingale will give you.
Chrissy, it’s actually very simple. Take your average bet multiplied by hours played then by house edge. It’s that simple. Driving all over Butt fuck Ohio is not doing a damn thing other than wasting gas and depreciation on Mr. Fosters vehicle.
As far as Chrissy being scammed by other scammers, my guess is no. Scammers are always watching for other scammers. They never give in. They think everyone is a piece of shit like them. They don’t realize there are people that have more than just their self interest in mind.
That’s a fantastic strategy PV
Can I join your inner circle and get access to everything please ?
BTW Folks i was thinking yesterday aaaaaaaaaaaaand I know it’s a while off yet but does anyone think that Chrissy will have next birthday Grindr booty bash at his six star comped rented condo?
I mean his next birthday is the most important one in his life being the one when his age in years finally overtakes his IQ
Last edited by Mrhorney; 08-14-2021 at 12:15 AM.
Charlie Brown went to Shop Rite and bought some Tuna Rolls on his Instagram! Guess he no longer has access to Raw Tuna Kooch at home? Also, what kind of millionaire cooks Asian cuisine on a hot plate???
This kind, the one that swears on the Bible they never did Porn, Gay Porn or in this case… Sushi Porn!!! LoL
Today's nonsense is standard nonsense.
Goes for 1 hr 15m because he hit his $100 in 10 minutes then donks it off, gets back to $100 profit in roughly 20 minutes, donks it off (not greedy of course) and gets stuck for almost an hour.
As expected, variance got him.
Per the title of today's clip, yes, he does have 2x $1000 bets on columns at one point (apparently his strategy allows for over 40% of your starting roll on 1 spin of the wheel).
O and its ok because "I always win the big bets, and I always win the 3rd or 4th mitchellgale".
1hr 5m he claims bubs or tugs or whatever the kid's name is wakes up from his nap, so Chrissy plays on for another 10 minutes.
So, the value of the video is re-enforcing there is no strategy as such, if we define strategy as being a set of repeatable consistent rules that are evidence based and not emotion based.
In other words, something a computer could do if programmed to.
Alternatively, he lost a lot because he didnt know what he wanted for dinner, so he did not appropriate invoke "Winner winner ____ for dinner".
And yes, I played it at 1.75x which to save 35 minutes, and didnt miss anything by doing so.
Hilariously there is some pride based idiocy around the 1hr 13m mark which shows his hypocrisy so if nothing else, watch the last 2 minutes of today's clip.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I can’t seem to fast forward through his videos because I love watching his body language and attitude change WHEN he gets down and rattled. You can tell once he has to place that larger wager (i.e. $400, $600, $1k etc) he’s scrambling and literally has no idea what to do. He typically ends up playing something other than his “strategy”, or sits out a spin, but is quick to remind us that “he would’ve won” on whatever the next spin of the wheel brings. Spoken like a true degenerate. Despite knowing what the end of result of the video is going to be, I can’t seem to fast forward because I enjoy relishing in his increased stress, his anger towards his viewers, and his antics when he is struggling to win that 3rd or 4th mitchellgale. He’s either going to win or break even. Because we all know he ain’t posting any of his LIVE “recorded” videos when he loses. He’s getting close though, folks. Today he scrambled quite a bit and it’s only a matter of time before he can’t recoup one of those larger Mitchellgales and he goes busto. One other item of note/enjoyment. He is absolutely speaking directly to this forum at the end of the video when he flips us the bird and gives us a big F-you!! Thanks Chrissy. I welcome your hatred because I know you’re playing a negative EV game and it’s only a matter of time before the casino gets the better of you. Your days are numbered.
***P.S. Bubs likely can’t nap too well with you hooting and hollering your 1990s, holla at your boy, battle cry. His lack of sleep could be a factor in his delay in development. Maybe think about your child a little more and less about kissing your roided up biceps, beefcake.
It is hard not watch the car crash in progress.
I'm sure it was D.Negs and definitely Mike Caro who talked about "manufacturing win sessions" which is what this clown did.
At one point his sure-fire strategy was -$250/hr.
O and we are supposed to be proud of him for "keeping fighting" when he means chasing. Because as he has to tell us, he has no ego.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
It was so funny watching Chrissy the last 2 minutes of today’s video when he address the “Haters”. Let’s take a look at this. KD has only posted 1 new video in nearly 7 weeks. So something set him off, either Double Jackpot or this forum. I think it was this forum and the great discovery by Forum Wars regarding Chrissys father in law Mr. Robert Foster Co signing for his car.
I would put Chrissys strategy is costing him somewhere between $60 and $80 per hour. Find his average bet x Rounds per hour x 2.7% (house edge). Yes, Chrissy you are a losing Roulette player as well As a loser in life.
Chrissy your basically risking what ever is in your account to win $100. Today that is around $4500. It’s simple leverage. This is similar to betting on a boxing match that is very lopsided. Something like -4500 where there is a heavy favorite. Your putting up $4500 to win $100. You are EXPECTED to win. You are not the Goat, you are just landing within expectation. Just like boxing where there are huge upsets, betting roulette you will see the 6 “Mitchellgays” happen at a rate that will wipe out all your small $100 wins and then some.
Chrissy still doesn’t understand the concept of “Live”. Chrissy you are prerecorded. Nothing that comes out of Chrissys horse mouth can be believed. Show your bet online account History. You show it, or it DIDN'T HAPPEN as you say, period. Chrissy, to real gamblers you are a fool.
Chrissy, you have done absolutely nothing to change the house edge in Roulette. You don’t even have a “strategy” that you stick to, not that it would help you win. You are all over the place saying things like “I would have won”. Nobody fucking cares about “would have”. You speak and play just like any other gambling degenerate retard.
Chrissy, you have PROOF (Betonline transaction history/Win loss statements in casinos) that would confirm everything you want us to believe as either being true or false. Instead of showing this evidence you want to tell us what you won when you have undeniable documentation right there for all to see. Chrissy, this is how this looks to everyone. Hypothetically you go into a connivence store and buy a monster energy drink, you pay in cash and receive a receipt and change that goes into your pocket. On your way out the door the manager accuses you of stealing the Monster drink. You tell him you paid with cash. The manager ask for your receipt, you do not show it, you continue to tell him you paid for it. He continues to ask for a receipt that ALL customers know are issued. Chrissy, just as in this example, you look like a God Dam fool. Just as everyone knows when you go into a store you get a receipt, just like every online gambler knows there is a transaction history. There is undeniable evidence that would confirm your story, but you don’t show it? Instead of showing the evidence that would confirm or deny your story, you make yourself and your family look like scumbags. Your explanation of things may work in your small pea sized brain Chrissy, but not in the real world. If the proof is there you SHOW IT! If not, It DIDN'T HAPPEN! In you case, just LIES. Your a STORYTELLER Chrissy.
Bottom line Chrissy your losing $60 to $80 per hour long run. You and stacy are Losers. FAT LOSERS.
Dana White gets banned for winning $7million
Chrissy the Sissy plays .50 cent Roulette and gets banned for buying chips and taking pictures of fictitious wins, as well as loitering casino parking lots.
Who is the GOAT?
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-14-2021 at 08:38 PM.
At the end of today's video, Chris gave the middle finger to everyone hoping he was going to lose.
I think your anger is misplaced, Chris, if at all directly to myself, members of this forum, or other-like minded moral people like the YouTubers suck as doublejackpot. Do you really think we are watching these vids hoping you will lose a pre-recorded (yeah, pre-recorded, cuz it's not a live stream buddy, so it's therefore pre-recorded, don't be a dumb ass idiot and call them live). Are you really so brain cell deprived? I don't think you are. You would never show one of your pre-recorded videos where you lose. That's obvious to ALMOST anyone.
I suppose the kind of people you attract may not be so lucky that they were born with at least slightly-lower-than average intelligence allowing them to discern what live is on YouTube. But for the 80% of the population that understand what live means, your documented "proof" (those uncreative and totally uninspiring YouTube hot messes which are almost always prerecorded) is so clearly NOT any kind of proof - it so comical that you say it is! Just another example of you doing what you can to get the hard earned money out of unsuspecting suckers who watch you.
We're just trying to make it a little harder for you cuz you're an azz-hole leaching of the bottom 20% of the inteligencias on YouTube that you so affectionately call your family. LOL. Here's how easy it is to "prove" you have a winning month doing what you do (Martingaling) for the whole month of August starting on August 1:
1.) Deposit or say your starting with "X". Let's say $1,000.
2.) Pre-record videos where you win DAILY. You should be 9.5 to 1 to win $100 daily with that bankroll.
3.) Upload said winning videos.
4.) On certain days you will have increased your bankroll MORE than the amount that you won the previous day. On those days, just say your sportsbets won you money, or tell the truth and say you've won more by martingaling more.
5.) On a relatively rare unlucky day, where you loose it all (if recording, just never upload that video, duh!), just deposit the same amount you had plus $100 and start the next day with a fresh vid, claiming you had another winning session the day before, or sports bets, etc. etc. blah blah blah blah.
6.) You can also trickle in your current decent affiliate payouts (OF COURSE, THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL THESE DAYS, along with a few $1K scores from the odd inner-circle jerker joiner) and claim this is from more 15 minute roulette sessions you had or sports betting.
It doesn't take a genius to do this and by August 31, 2021, 100%, certainly, you will have as much $$$ in your account as you want. There was likely 0% chance you wouldn't complete your August no-withdrawal challenge when you started on August 1 if you had/have $6-8K to your name and are making some decent affiliate money too (which you probably are).
What can we say that hasn't already been said? Chris, you are the B.L.O.A.T. and your only main revenue sources are
a.) then: those stupidros who sent you $250 - 1k to join your ignorant inner circle plus --- mostly a relic of time now --- the big money (relative) that you made when you charged dumb dumbs $5k to hold their hands in casinos...ah, remember those days, Chris?
b.) now: the biggest money maker today is the "special" affiliate code (which you don't even tell people is an affiliate code, probably) that makes you money on everything they lose.
You have been working (b.) hard for the past three months, probably after (a.) fizzled to almost nothing. Let's see, you never played roulette before, never gambled online before. Found out that if you give losers an affiliate code you can make sustenance level money. Does it feel good that almost every dollar you've made these past 3 months represents a 30% of the collective dollar loss that has evaporated for people you have directed to Betonline.ag? That's your loyal YouTube family you're making $ from!!! Not the casinos. And you know it. What a lovely man you are.
Last edited by Forum Wars; 08-15-2021 at 08:13 AM.
If anyone is offended by this, sorry in advance, for whatever that’s worth. From South Park it reminds me of how people that have been fucked over by Chrissy must think. For those not familiar with the episode it’s about a Shop at Home scammer and how he screwed the elderly out of their life savings by selling them worthless jewelry. Worthwhile discussion on if it is wrong to say this to scum that have no moral problems with screwing naive people out of their money.
I love when Chrissy gets shitted on by his followers.
I took this picture of this comment yesterday knowing he would delete it. I didn’t post it yesterday knowing he would likely leave it up if he saw it posted here.
To review
1. Chrissy is entertainment to the people watching.
2. “Don’t allow yourself to get addicted to playing for your fans or because you made your target fast, be more RESPONSIBLE” LoL
And the best for last...
3. “You need to stop saying one thing and doing the other” LOL
I just love when the BLOAT gets schooled!
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-15-2021 at 03:39 PM.
Barring a late minute upload, looks like "every day this month" means "We all knew someone with ADHD couldnt maintain it this long".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
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