Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
One other thing I noticed about his stolen google screenshot, he’s not even smart enough to go with a top line Rolex. He decided to go with the starter model of a Datejust. If you’re going to lie about buying a luxury timepiece, at least go with a Daytona, Day Date, or something that is a precious metal. Nope, our simpleton bitch boy decided to go with a starter piece Datejust. He can’t even get things right when he’s making up stories trying to impress. Idiot!
Bahahahahahahahaha, this is too funny!
Sooo Rivers, to answer your inquiry. This watch of fraudulent millionaires starts at a whopping $8949!!
Hahaha, what a moron he used the stock photo and claims it was a 50K purchase! Bahahahahaha! Granted, the stock photo he used has more diamonds, no way it's 40K worth of diamonds!
File this in with complete lie #4336 under Dentures bought for 20K, Mr. Foster's car purchased for $57K and Vegas condo purchased for $980K. Lol!
Found this on Reddit, how long before Little Kyle says here is the proof of him wearing the watch? Forget the fact the watch is not even close to the one he used a stock photo of! But at least the picnic table colored shirt and skin tone of the Redditer match fairly well... lol!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-01-2022 at 06:43 AM.
And further to the above…how about the 3K for the World Series ticket that we clearly saw on Stubhub for 1K
It's so flagrant so he can excuse himself of all moral responsibility since no reasonable person could fall for it, at least that's my take.
But at the end of the day he's copying Mitchell in an attempt to scam people, ironically scamming people doesn't make it any better, in some sense it's actually worse.
Of course, he could just be alot dumber than I'm giving him credit for.
Luxury watch market is crazy right now. Datejust is a pretty standard “starter” model for those looking to buy their first Rolex without breaking the bank. Inventory is scarce to none right now. You can’t walk into a Rolex retail shop and buy anything these days. You basically have to have an established relationship with a jeweler, and even then you’re basically put on a waiting list in hopes that watch comes in for you to purchase. And even then, the jeweler has the ability to offer that piece to only their most loyal customers. Basically, the people who spend the most at a jeweler are given first opportunity to purchase the watch. So you can be a millionaire, and still not be able to get a retail priced piece due to lack of inventory. Your only option is to go to the secondary (grey market) market and pay well over actual retail price. Due to covid, majority of high end luxury pieces (Rolex, Patek Philippe, Audemar Piguet etc.) have been backordered for a while. Everything is overpriced. For example, a stainless steel Rolex Daytona usually retails between $10k-$15k. However, during recent times, they’ve sold for as much as $30k+ on the grey market. All that being said, the watch that Chris “bought” can be had for roughly $8k-$11k. Add in the diamonds and it goes up, but not as much as you would think. And it depends on if the diamonds are Rolex factory diamonds, or aftermarket add-ons. Either way, he didn’t spend $50k for that junk…even on the secondary market. If he did, he was scammed (which would be funny) and taken to the cleaners.
Speaking of Papa Keith, looks like he’s entertaining older gents in his finest speedo! Lol!
Doesn’t look like Chrissy is gonna be attending these Mastermind events that he allegedly paid 18K for! Perhaps if he knew that Keith was in his best speedo and Swim suits are NOT required he’d reconsider??
Perhaps someone should drop David a line and inform that their “World Champion Gambler” is using the Elite Mastermind trademark to extort $400 extra per month from his victims??
David@keithcraft.org may also like to see how good of a swimmer Kyle is and what he thinks about truck drivers while he sits in a hot tub? He may swallow every bit of it!
Short video today showing his journey through TSA in Chicago. Shows what he says is 52K that he just put through the x-ray. Last week he showed 40K. What possible reason could you have to be continuously carrying that kind of cash around? I mean…if your systems are so good you should never have to buy in with all of that. So then why even carry it?
At least in the case of card counters they would need the cash because they are going to bet big when the clint is good. Chrissy’s whole angle is to start small and then only go 6-7 Martys. If you’re starting Eden at $500 bets there would be no reason to ever be bringing 40-50K with you. I mean…if you follow the trends you should never even get past 3 Martys? Right?
One of these days he will have an issue and it will be funny to watch.
Annnnd another worthless article he paid for which will soon get shut down!
Did he really think THAT was the best photo to use? I happen to think these would be more appropriate!!
Warning NSFW!
He always likes to keep SOMETHING open while he's strolling down Wacker Drive… lmao!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-01-2022 at 10:52 AM.
And another big LOL. He says he has “a half a million followers.” Let’s see…3.5K on FB…8.5K on IG and 5K subs on YT. Yep…that equals a half million.
The Business News Fudger "article" at least indicates "By: Sponsored Article" as the author, lol.
Its like Chrissy is hoping TSA will pull him out of the line and give him a full body cavity search.
Based on some of his idiot follower comments, you know he wants to go all "Ma freedums!!!!!" when they eventually take his money as well.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Interesting question: Would Chrissy be in more trouble or less trouble if TSA pull him over and find out its fake money?
He is filming in an airport, making a dick of himself, and potentially testing their systems.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
You can report Chrissy’s suspicious activity here...
https://www.tsa.gov/contact-center/form/security-issue
It’s up to you how you would like to report it. You can simply tell them he has made 3 videos bragging about going through TSA with large sums of money and seems very suspicious, clearly makes an effort to hide it - especially in his wife’s bra. Or simply link the videos and let them decide what is going on. Even though this in itself is not a crime, by reporting him they can “flag” him in the system and ask him questions the next time he goes through TSA.
Like any enforcement agency, they don’t want someone to blatantly take advantage or taunt them.
You do have to give them your name which I think is good since they will likely take complains more seriously. Besides, we are giving them factual information, nothing to hide.
Chrissy, you better leave your Blow at home next time you fly.
I would never recommend doing this to someone even if I didn’t like them, but Chrissy is a different story. He’s a no good pathetic scamming broke loser.
Name is Christopher Paul Mitchell, not sure of his DOB.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 09-01-2022 at 03:19 PM.
another paid for online advertising https://businessnewsledger.com/chris...in-the-casino/
Interestingly Chrissy has always claimed he had never gambled (in a casino) until he was in Vegas doing business before he started a few years ago.
The above article strongly suggested he was a degen for almost 25 years.
"hedging bets and leverages assets" down at the pawn shop for the second part maybe.
Uh oh, point 2 talks about a big bank roll, I wonder if Zach is going to trust that part of the process.
He managed to get "documentation beats conversation" in it, surprised he didnt add a sainted mother component.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
His latest article is funny, because it explicitly states that the article is provided and paid for by a 3rd party. It's just so pathetic how he keeps doing these, whilst announcing on his facebook that another article was "written about him". I can just imagine him sitting there writing these, praising himself in third person. He is without a doubt a clinical narcissist & a pathological liar.
That is actually not the same one. The one in Christopher's image has diamonds on the bracelet too. I reverse image searched the picture, and this is thé exact picture, pay attention to the top & bottom of the picture how it's faded in both this one & Christopher's facebook post. It's the exact same picture:
https://www.okj.to/product/perfect-f...onds-pave-set/
It would be so on-brand for CM to buy a $600 "perfect fake" replica of a Rolex.
It may have been a suggestion from Keithy and friends to buy a fake Rolex in order to "sell the brand of success".
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