Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[PositiveVariance]

One good thing about Chrissy posting his bets for the Jerk Circle members to see is the fact that he is far less likely to lie about his overall results, verses if he hadn't posted any picks prior to the games. Let's say he picked the heavily favored Dodgers in all 4 games. But let's say he told the group to not Martingale, just bet 5 units per game on the Dodgers. At this point it would make it very difficult for him to come out and say, "I had a winning weekend with sports gambling". I had picks, "that you guys didn't know about" (yeah, sure Chrissy). With these people paying $99 bucks per month, if Chrissy made a video saying he had a winning weekend when his displayed picks showed otherwise, Even Chrissy with his 80 IQ realizes this does not look good. Especially if he does it more than once.

Prior to showing his picks to the jerk circle, he would out right lie about his results, no documentation what so ever. We learned last week that he does know how to display his results for the week.We just get the typical "100k per month cash profit... Hurrrrr Durrrrr!"

Odds are trucker Jeff has went BUSTO by now.


And we know Brandon has, he admitted it in the comments. Chrissy just hates seeing Brandon post that. Back to day #1. I wonder how many more times he has to go broke before he realizes he has been duped?

[PositiveVariance]

Brandon needs to realize that dealing with the "general public" is not easy. Many time you just have to bite your tongue. I can't even imagine how much money this guy losses.

Keep in mind, the videos he post of his customers calls are the ones he selects to post, obviously his "best" calls.

Iv only watched pieces of 2 of his Customer videos.

Don't get me wrong this caller is a bit strange, but you can't let the paying customer know that.

What he says at the :40 (40 second mark) would chase off 50% of callers.
He says, "Something seems a little off about this call..."

Also, according to Brandon $60 plus $85 equals $150 LOL





EDIT: damn, he has it blocked. I'm sure it's for this site.
You can click the link above, that says "watch on YouTube"

It's the video he posted 5 days ago (May 10th 2022)

[BedWetterBettor]

Odds are trucker Jeff has went BUSTO by now.


And we know Brandon has, he admitted it in the comments. Chrissy just hates seeing Brandon post that. Back to day #1. I wonder how many more times he has to go broke before he realizes he has been duped?

Looking at Jeff’s Facebook page, it’s just him posting about local golf outings, little league baseball events, cheerleading camp, mom & pop businesses opening and other boring items. Not one post about him gambling, winning big money, going to a casino or anything saying how Chrissy “changed his life” for the better! Just typical PTA dad stuff that no one but locals would care about. I know people who win $50 on slots and are posting videos like they won the lottery, even non-gamblers who make tour guide walkthroughs of their casino visit.

Now this doesn’t mean he hasn’t won some money, but it can’t be near the $32,000 and $39,000 in the last two months he’s proclaiming to have earned with Chrissy’s teachings!! I just find it odd that someone who suddenly came into “life changing” money hasn’t bought a new car, new clothes or even a new bicycle or PS5 for his kid!

Yet he’s allegedly handing out C-Notes to people who work at McDonalds??? I mean the fact that you’re still eating at McDonalds is not only gross, but shows that you are NOT rich!! It’s as bogus as Chrissy going to Burger King and buying breakfast for one car to show he’s “rich”! It just don’t add up folks!!

As for Rat Boy, he’s pretty much indoctrinated with CM at this point at won’t let it go no matter how much he loses. We see how easily rattled he gets when called out, even responding the same way little Kyle would! He pretty much doubled down on his position as a Chrissy believer by doing a 3rd video with him so he’s stuck with that piece of shit til death do them part!

[zealanddonk]

I havent seen Jeff's FB page, but given he has a number of normie activities associated with it, it'd make sense that he wasnt flaunting new wealth if he was winning.

He probably paid off debt as he said, and probably does realise he could run bad at any time, so probably isnt going to donktown on big spending.

The real test will be if he's still driving a truck in 3 months time or not.


As for Chrissy, Charlie Brown Cosplay 4 LIFE!!!111!!!11!!!!!!!

[TheRivers]

Installed a new Roku device tonight and noticed that it now has a BetOnline Channel. I don’t know what this actually does but I sure hope Chrissy doesn’t get affiliate money if I try it. LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like old Blowjob Bob doesn’t like Oklahoma because of his military service days. Wonder if he made a pass at his commanding officer and got discharged??




Since the Masturbation Mind meeting is likely to be at Choctaw Durant, Old Bob won’t be making the 5 hour drive up! Then again, he is a lonely, old closeted queen for Chrissy, so he might hop in the Uber with Brandon and Sam riding bitch seat of course!

[TheRivers]

Wait…weren’t they “dead broke” in 2018…and thus he set out to become the a professional gambler? LOL



And I guess this must have been the night where Chrissy discovered that gambling existed?

[PositiveVariance]

Looking at the 2 pictures above it is very clear, that since these pictures were taken Chrissy now either wears makeup or gets Botox injections. The picture of him and Tuna outside - look at the wrinkle in the middle of his forehead and how deep it is. The wrinkles are even clearly visible in the second picture with a darker setting. That deep of a wrinkle is not going to disappear using just anti wrinkle cream. Not to mention another 4 years has past, since the pictures. A married man in his 40's wearing makeup - I find it strange.

I hope no one is eating when they read this...
Shortly after this time, these two are fucking and made silent Bubs. The thought of these two going at it is just disgusting.

[Elmo]

Oh Bob…lol



Oh yes Robert…it’s going to get worse indeed other aspects for you. You should have thought about making this response on your fake Messiah’s comment sections.



I smell stolen valor…



Really Bob? Are you off your meds? You senile old snitching fag. You wasn’t in the military. Chrissy has you very confused and believing your own lies…



Another thing, didn’t Rat Boy Brandon mention he was ex-military too? Who knows? It seems that Chrissy has a niche for a certain kind of man. He loves to manipulate low self-esteem individuals with severe mental health issues.



Again…Chrissy suffers from mental illnesses too.

[Dan Druff]

Blowjob Bob claims he was in the military "50 years ago". He might have been, as this would have been during the Vietnam War, and he might have been drafted.

There was/is an army base called Fort Sill in Oklahoma, which dates back to 1869 (older than Bob, amazingly!)

My guess is the BJB did not make a career out of the military, and probably served the minimum time as required. Perhaps if the army had "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" at the time, things would have been different, and he would have stayed!

[BedWetterBettor]

Looking at the 2 pictures above it is very clear, that since these pictures were taken Chrissy now either wears makeup or gets Botox injections. The picture of him and Tuna outside - look at the wrinkle in the middle of his forehead and how deep it is. The wrinkles are even clearly visible in the second picture with a darker setting. That deep of a wrinkle is not going to disappear using just anti wrinkle cream. Not to mention another 4 years has past, since the pictures. A married man in his 40's wearing makeup - I find it strange.

I hope no one is eating when they read this...
Shortly after this time, these two are fucking and made silent Bubs. The thought of these two going at it is just disgusting.

(I’ve)We’ve proven that he wears makeup to cover the bags under his eyes. Also on his head to cover up the uneven tan lines from hat wearing. The forehead line might be a result of steroid use known users like HHH, Ken Shamrock and others have had that in their brow and now it’s noticeably smaller. Could also be Botox though as pretty boy Kyle admitted to getting facials, along with having his eye brows waxed.

[PositiveVariance]

So Cheetos has started a Patreon page to earn his Scamin' revenue. Apparently he sends you "winning strategies" every month. Surprisingly he has found 86 suckers in this short amount of time.

$16.50 per month
He's managed to get 86 suckers so far.
If Cheetos is pulling this much, makes you wonder what Chrissy is pulling in.




Cheetos Patreon page
https://www.patreon.com/winningbaccaratstrategy

[TheRivers]

Chrissy has tons of competitors. YouTube and Instagram are filled with them. And no I don’t agree that Cheetos is not being deceptive. His Patreon page clearly says “win long term” which his strategies (nor any others in Bacarat outside of what Phil Ivey did) will cause you to do. No different than when Chrissy has thumbnails guaranteeing wins or when he claims having a big bankroll gives you an advantage over the casino because you can martingale.

[BedWetterBettor]

The Rat is back with a new video, and he starts off complaining about having to get up early(7 AM) and how his body aches from it. Yet didn’t he just post how he “Loved” his job and enjoyed doing it?



Guess his millionaire plans at those Master Mind meetings didn’t manifest any great business ideas…shocking! Or he’s been exposed as a liar like his mental midget idol Kyle! He also doesn’t have a clue how to market or promote himself and makes another boring video. But what would you expect from someone who looks up Chrissy for inspiration?

[J T]

So Cheetos has started a Patreon page to earn his Scamin' revenue. Apparently he sends you "winning strategies" every month. Surprisingly he has found 86 suckers in this short amount of time.

$16.50 per month
He's managed to get 86 suckers so far.
If Cheetos is pulling this much, makes you wonder what Chrissy is pulling in.




Cheetos Patreon page
https://www.patreon.com/winningbaccaratstrategy

How much of a scumbag do you have to be to parody something you consider highly immoral but when people unexpectantly fall for your parody you decided you're just going to scam them.

Too many CM haters are cool with scammers I really don't know what their initial problem with CM was.

[Elmo]

I guess there’s a little competition between these two imbeciles since they both have YouTube channels.


&


It’s just a matter of time when the rat overtakes the goat in terms of subscribers and income. One whines, complains and overcharges victims for picking their vehicle locks and and the other is a gay porn casino degenerate scammer. Does the Screen Actor Guild have more room than award winner Chrissy?

We have the:
(Drumroll please)
The Oregon Sewer Rat

Versus
The Frisco Facial Queen


The choice is yours!

[J T]

There is a huge difference between selling legitimate tips and ap knowledge compared to -EV casino strategies that are mathematically proven to lose.

You can't consider it the same.

It's possible to be a professional gambler betting sports or ap strategies it is not possible to be a professional baccarat player reading the game flow or any bullshit like that.

Legitimate gambling is going to attract scammers and failed bettors but that is exactly the same for poker and trading.

The field itself still provides an opportunity to profit but -EV casino games do not.

Cheetos is actually scamming the most vulnerable people, those who are convinced by a CM parody that they can beat baccarat and make a second income.

It's even scummy by -EV system seller standards.

[The Boz]

I hope no one is eating when they read this...
Shortly after this time, these two are fucking and made silent Bubs. The thought of these two going at it is just disgusting.

Let’s think of this logically. And yes, it’s nasty.

Has it been proven Chrissy is actually the kids dad? It’s almost impossible to believe anyone else would bang cooch, so let’s eliminate that. And we know Chrissy probably can’t get it up with a woman….so.

Consider the possibility in order to keep her involved in the scam he occasionally goes down on her. Ok, let’s get the puking out of the way. And we can assume Chrissy always has the semen of multiple guys hanging out in his mouth.

So could he has transferred the sperm of some random guy from a glory hole into Stacy and in a medical miracle she got pregnant?

Maybe Lifetime can make a movie about “The miracle Truck Stop baby”. Unfortunately Bubs won’t be able to be interviewed about his story anytime in the near (or distant) future.

[BedWetterBettor]

Found some interesting gems on Stacy’s FB page.



Chrissy staging another sleepy time photo from 3 years ago! Look at his hand holding the cat, it’s tensed up and gripping in a way the body wouldn’t when it is asleep! And then his Chia pet head is angled in such an uncomfortable upright position that also wouldn’t remain if truly asleep.



Thought the Mitchell’s only followed pastors who were millionaires? These two hayseeds couldn’t rub two nickels together! The lady Drenda Keesee is the pastor and her “TV show” on YouTube nets her a whopping… $8,000 a year! Yup folks, super successful high rollers preaching the good word here!!! Lol!



Annnnnnnnnnnnd here’s the scam they were running before Chrissy got the Holy Spirit telling him to bet Banker at this specific table at that specific time as per terms of his “partnership” with Gamblor the God of Betting!

I think I saw the building where the Retrain Your Brain Institute was supposed to be, it is now a Sex shop specializing in Kyle Prescott Butt Plugs!

[Mrhorney]

Hard to believe Folks that in the 3 years since that piccie was taken silent Champers still hasn’t managed a coherent word.

Those Fuck pigs must be very proud “parents”