Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[danbrown]

One...hopefully I cross Chrissy Prescott's path in the Tampa airport next weekend so I can gather a lot of info from him! Secondly, was in Vegas before Christmas and looked for our beloved scammer in Bellagio....only to be denied. I would've given him the $1000 to join his circle right then and there (not). However, I did see a water show with a song that completely described our favorite scammer. I was literally laughing walking along the water front looking for him, skank, and poor Bubs...this is what the show was to......



Was only thinking of how poor Derrick from Mayfair misses the "Big Spender".....

Elmo, glad to see you back and keep up the good work everybody!

[The Boz]

It’s the annual Gasperilla Pirate Fest in Tampa today where pirates bring their ships into the city and take over along with a huge Mardi Gras type parade.

I thinking Chrissy misunderstood and thought it is a Ass Pirate Fest and is in town looking for some action.

[UtahDrone]

I had to give a Cameo to our very own Elmo in this video:

[UtahDrone]

I can’t wait to see the video of Chrissy with the January contest winner! My money is on the winner being:

A) Brandon
B) Penne
C) Bob
or
D) Casper (back to back winner)

[PositiveVariance]

Since The Super Bowl is approaching and will have good props, why not a prop for silent Bubs?

How long will Silent Bub’s remain silent?

Over/Under
Over 3 years old -110
Under 3 years old -110

Over 4 years old +1000
Over 5 years old +3500

Do the Mitchell’s get Silent Bubs the help he needs?
NO -110
YES +8500

[UtahDrone]

Chrissy is the self proclaimed King of Wishful Thinking

[TheRivers]

Since The Super Bowl is approaching and will have good props, why not a prop for silent Bubs?

How long will Silent Bub’s remain silent?

Over/Under
Over 3 years old -110
Under 3 years old -110

Over 4 years old +1000
Over 5 years old +3500

Do the Mitchell’s get Silent Bubs the help he needs?
NO -110
YES +8500

And here you go…Documentation beats conversation. Go to the 9:10 mark and not only will you discover that Chrissy was having full conversations with Bubs a year ago…but Bubs also fully understood math and why gambling every day is a much better investment strategy than the stock market. This video is from January 28th, 2021…back when Chrissy was making over 500% profit every single day with just a $500 bankroll (you know..the same bankroll he claims you can’t win with in a casino).

The under wins!!! Now where’s my payout??

[Elmo]

Isn’t it funny that as soon as he gets to Tampa, Tom Brady retires…

[Mrhorney]

Just reading about Tom Brady Mr Elmo.

I wouldn’t profess to be knowledgeable about silly 🙃 boys rugby 🏉 but it’s interesting 🧐 that Mr Tom himself said that he has been speaking to his life coach Christopher Mitchell who said Listen Tom why are you wasting your time being a dead broke douchebag 9-5 when for a one time investment of a miserable 😖 1000 bucks in Kyle Prescott Inc I can make you a millionaire from the comfort of your own armchair.

As Tom said , it’s a no brainer 🧠

[PositiveVariance]

I don’t think Chrissy was very clear...
Apparently he understands and is fluent in the SQUEAKING sounds of one of our closely related primates. So maybe him and Bub’s had a full conversation, just not in words!

[Mrhorney]

Does anyone think 🤔 that Toms retirement has anything to do with his phone call with Chrissy a while ago when he said sometimes he just deliberately wants to lose a 🏈 game?

As Chrissy has zillions of fanatics all over the galaxy 🌌 did a little lad utter (not silent Champers as he still can’t &#128483 say it ain’t so Thomas


Although just to put a balanced point of view Chrissy did say no Tom, you and I are winners dude, let’s leave losing for the losers.

Fortunately Tom did reluctantly accept this argument

[UtahDrone]

It looks like Chrissy got in Tom’s ear and the GOAT is having second thoughts about retiring!

TAMPA, Fla. — Despite reports that he is retiring, Tom Brady has told the Tampa Bay Buccaneers he hasn't made up his mind, two people familiar with the details told The Associated Press.

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy just posted a quick 8 minute nonsense video.

Shows off his hotel room and the views.
Shows off non-verbal Bubs who appears to be drinking Mountain Dew.
Chrissy claims his video was because people were reaching out asking where he was, why he wasnt gambling

Now for the biggest lie he's told in awhile:
"I withdrew $12k from my account, left myself $500 and will be gambling EVERY DAY in February and WINNING!!!!!"

Sure sure, even if Feb was only 18 days he'd still fail at it.

[Mrhorney]

Oh no 🙉 🙊 🙈 bugger me with a fish 🐟 fork , surely not fake news 🗞 about Thomas retirement although as previous Folks have pointed out if Chrissy ever said he was coming to a town near me I would commit hari kari with a butter 🧈 knife 🔪

[UtahDrone]

And Chrissy just posted a quick 8 minute nonsense video.

Shows off his hotel room and the views.
Shows off non-verbal Bubs who appears to be drinking Mountain Dew.
Chrissy claims his video was because people were reaching out asking where he was, why he wasnt gambling

Now for the biggest lie he's told in awhile:
"I withdrew $12k from my account, left myself $500 and will be gambling EVERY DAY in February and WINNING!!!!!"

Sure sure, even if Feb was only 18 days he'd still fail at it.

Chrissy not staying at the Hard Rock kind of tells you something, doesn’t it? If he’s not going to gamble in Tampa, why in the world would he have chosen Tampa to take a vacation and meet with some inner circlers? He said they went to the Hard Rock but didn’t gamble? Did I hear that correctly? No 15 minute hit and run sessions to show Jermaine and Genevieve how the GOAT does it? Not even a one unit win?

[BedWetterBettor]

And Chrissy just posted a quick 8 minute nonsense video.

Shows off his hotel room and the views.
Shows off non-verbal Bubs who appears to be drinking Mountain Dew.
Chrissy claims his video was because people were reaching out asking where he was, why he wasnt gambling

Now for the biggest lie he's told in awhile:
"I withdrew $12k from my account, left myself $500 and will be gambling EVERY DAY in February and WINNING!!!!!"

Sure sure, even if Feb was only 18 days he'd still fail at it.

Chrissy not staying at the Hard Rock kind of tells you something, doesn’t it? If he’s not going to gamble in Tampa, why in the world would he have chosen Tampa to take a vacation and meet with some inner circlers? He said they went to the Hard Rock but didn’t gamble? Did I hear that correctly? No 15 minute hit and run sessions to show Jermaine and Genevieve how the GOAT does it? Not even a one unit win?

Probably the same reason he doesn’t play high limit Baccarat. His play has either been prohibited at certain properties M Life, CET, Hard Rock, etc. or his cash flow is low and he has all his money wrapped up in Crypto to avoid the tax man!

[TheRivers]

He’s late to the party and also doesn’t have the numbers correct (said that the house advantage means you will lose 50 cents on every dollar you bet in blackjack…he should have said it’s out of $100). But still another voice for the cause.

[Elmo]

Finally got a chance to watch that idiot’s vlog from his 2 star hotel room in Tampa. Top notch quality as always from YouTube’s favorite scumbag. The clown show continues…



As usual, nothing but the pompous and blatant delusions and excuses. Chrissy…no one believes anything that comes out your jizz swallowing orifice. No cares if you didn’t make a vlog in 4 days in a row. I certainly did not miss you. If you dropped off the face of this planet, no one would miss you. Well…maybe Blowjob Bob and that’s about it.



Why are you in Tampa anyways? Did you fly out to really to meet two Inner Circle jerks? Really now? Maybe you went to meet your other dumb blonde friend, Yolanda (maybe that’s why Stacy was looking like a prude and stuck up bitch in that corner of that 800 square foot room).




On second thought, you don’t like pussy or tits. You’re stuck with Stacy’s dried up tuna cooch and prolapsed uterus. You like protruding objects anyways, Christopher; especially from the male perspective.



Back to that hotel room, goodness gracious. Damn Christopher, why didn’t you and your misfit family just stay at the Hard Rock Seminole in the first place? Let’s look at those prices for a mid-week for practical purposes. (They will be on notice about your scam practices. Don’t you worry!) Let’s get back to the prices. I just did a search for regular mid-week 3 day stay at the Hard Rock Seminole:



Hmm…now those prices are something that our Spirit flying Colt Studio anus licking numbskull can afford, right? Folks…folks. Now…If you supposedly made over 100k last month and are in the 1% of the wealthiest financial bracket in the world, this is just a drop in a bucket. Am I right? And besides, there are plenty of nicer hotels along the I-4 and I-275 corridor that the misfit Mitchells could have laid their filthy and rotten souls.



And the coked up tirade about coming back in February full blast on YouTube in terms of making a stupid video every day…However, no January winner of a his phony and ridiculous Betonline affiliate contest. But don’t fret…there’s going to be another contest coming up in February and we all know how that’s going to turn out. Such a freaking loser. Oh Mascara Mitchell…Get ready to visit the in-laws for more money or prepare to get back to sucking cock in that Bellagio restroom (I still can’t forget the video when he had the gambling chips on that dirty bathroom floor; does anyone know what video that was?)



On a positive note, at least Bubs waved to the camera. There’s some brain activity going in that child’s brain after all. Maybe…well, the little guy is still not talking. No momma. No da da. Not even hello. Really depressing. Don’t worry, little Champers is going to be just fine consuming diet Mountain Dew and Monster Energy Drinks. Stacy’s alcohol laced fortified breast milk still works wonders, too. I just never seen two parents more concerned about spreading lies and misinformation rather than trying to help their child with their developmental disabilities. Shame…fucking shame.

[donkey]

All thanks to Chrissy’s guaranteed winning strategies

https://www.reviewjournal.com/busine...house-2521865/

Millionaires and Billionaires

FOLKS!

[BedWetterBettor]

Get ready for Chrissy’s next excuse for not paying the “winner” of the $1000 giveaway…







I’m teeing it up for ya E! Feel free to put little Brown Nose’s face on the mascot or provide us with your own works of art as you have never disappointed us yet!!