Chris Bird doesn't post many videos, but he put this brick & mortar casino ETG roulette video up a few days ago.
He buys in with $600 and starts with $5 bets, martingales/mitchellgales his bets, and gets as high as a $125 bet which wins and he finishes with $650 and a $50 session profit.
The best part of the video though, is Chris Bird constantly hilariously explaining why he's betting red or black, looking at previous spin results to try and find patterns with red and black, odd and even.
He even says things like "when black comes up 4 times in a row, the next spin is usually red".
So apparently this is what several $thousand dollars of gambling education at CM University gets you.
As several others have already mentioned, the number of views this “Business Bro’s” channel gets is minimal, often times views are in the SINGLE digits!
I don’t believe he reasonably expects to gets any new saps from organic views by itself. I believe he is doing it for 3 potential reasons:
1) I believe he primarily wants to do this “paid ad” so he can have something to “Point to” and say “See I was interviewed”. If he has an interested sap that is ‘On the Fence’ about buying his bullshit he can point to this garbage interview.
2. As a Sociopath, he feels the need to control the narrative. Doing an interview where he picks the questions, let’s him FEEL in control, even though no one will be watching, except for us, for pure entertainment value!
3. I think this is the main reason. If you look at his website where you can buy his $499/mo. garbage. He has a couple of the paid for articles on the front page along with a picture of him in the RENTED Lambo. Also, on that page is the testimonial of Jeff Reed. He went to another state to film this interview in Jeff’s truck since he knew it was vital in convincing futures Saps. So, if this interview actually does take place with Bang Bro’s, I believe there is a 99.99% chance he will post it to his foolish webpage next to the paid articles and that Sap Jeff Reed.
It will be interesting to see if this interview will actually be “live” or if it was already prerecorded. Some channels will post it as “live” as a way to “advertise” that the video is coming out. Even though it would be pure entertainment gold to watch this live, I would have more respect for the dude if he apologizes, and states that he “didn’t realize Chrissy is a piece of shit” and has decided to cancel the interview.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-29-2022 at 03:00 PM.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
so all them comments that were in the comment box on that guys "live" interview with Krissy are now deleted, kinda surprised they stayed up that long tbh....
but i am now pretty sure those accounts are already pre blocked from making comments and asking questions for tomorrows fun... hope those accounts have back up accounts lol ...
there is new comment though by an account of Hugh Jass.... i guess that's suppose to be pronounced Huge Ass....
Yea it’s clear they went to Ohio with the intention of fleecing Mr. Foster for more money and he said “No!” The use of Obvious prop money in the thumbnail, cutting short a 12 day getaway staycation by 8 days and of course no footage from this supposed 26K win? Yea, I smell bull shit with Chrissy opening wide to swallow it!
What’s funny about the video today is you can hear banging and thuds in the background and Chrissy admits there is construction going on next door. Amazingly he had the restraint to not grab his camera and record the construction workers while talking down to them. Probably because they were close enough to beat the shit out of him if they caught an ex gay porn masturbator filming them and laughing while disparaging them!
Third time for those comments to be deleted...
Here is someone who has added two comments since the latest purge:
RMS9: Apparently this Hernan is just as big a piece of shit as the Billy Goat. Just trying to make a quick buck himself.
More than likely he is a con man too, he has another “interview” set up in less than 2 hours with another fake guru.
So we can see if it really is “live” in real time or time delayed and what the content matter truly is. Along with the censorship protocols, if any.
It would make sense that he would “bang out” multiple shows in one day to cut down on production costs. Though the time Zones would be a killer as Druff can attest broadcasting live from the West coast can be difficult!
Annnnnnnd it’s gone!!!
This could be a bait and switch scam or a sign that it was a hoax by the podcast host!
Google searches show this Neil Senturia is a legit author and has some credibility, but who knows what his views on NFT markets are.
So there’s a fair chance Chrissy’s interview gets 86’d as well but we’ll only know this evening!
I do find it hard to believe Chrissy wouldnt be bragging and promoting this on Fb in the lead up.
The only reeasons are: Its a scam and he doesnt know about it, he suspects it'll end up making him look bad (hurr hurr) so he wants to se ehow it goes first, it is a bait and switch like the time Kyle Prescott had sex with a woman.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
He’s on now folks! But it might be pre recorded! Either way… Flame On!!!
Aaaaaand, something is streaming.
Chrissy is wearing a table top, and the host is on something.
I'll edit as we go.
Someone already asked if he is a millionaire why doesnt he have a house.
And we already upto mother died, and father was abusive.
Shoutout to "Casino Spotlight".
Claims he had 25 failed businesses.
This story states he was in MLM when he went to Vegas and found gambling [we have heard this before].
No mention of Uber Driving.
Network marketing for 10 years, made it to the top, travelled every month.
Got addicted to gambling, fucked it all away in 6 months.
Lost the home, lost the cars.
Everyone called him an idiot
complete lie I am great at math
He made $800 in 30 minutes when Stacey was there, so he was allowed to keep gambling.
Claims gambling was his only source of income during the time BUT then he said he started a youtube channel.
The host is not overly buying this shit.
The host points out that statistically speaking everyone goes broke over the long term.
Host also asks why Chrissy ddint get the boot from the casinos.
Chrissy gives us the cheesecake recipe story [we know he eats a lot of cheesecake].
Chrissy doesnt really answer the question, rambles on about his usual shit.
Shoutout to Scarface in the chat who mentions the old $100 bill and $99 singles and asks why Chrissy doesnt have a second car.
I assume this is live live because Chrissy cant think this is going well.
Chrissy starts blowing the host by telling him how good the host is.
Shoutout to Scar Face who mentions that Zach Jones lost $4000 in less than a month
Scar Face also mentions Brandon.
Host lets Chrissy keep on swinging at the soft balls.
Host asks about losing $4000 to $5000.
Chrissy diverts again and starts rambling about online gambling with minimum 50c bets.
Chrissy states his 100% guarentee.
Host is getting frustrated, asking for Chrissy to clarify his bullshit.
"Make the numbers make sense" "Its still gambling".
"So you give back the $500 if they lose, but you dont give back the $5000 that they lost".
Chrissy rambles about his recipe.
Chrissy claims that most people drop out of college, and is that the college's fault
In my view yes, if they access people who cant do well in college.
Chrissy now claims he teaches people to earn 3-5%
Host asks about the strategy to grind the 3-5%
Host is again asking Chrissy how he beats the EV
Chrissy claims its quite simple, and its math
Shoutout to Anya who asked how much they lost in Biloxi
Chrissy rambles about mitchellgale and not to flat bet.
Host asks if this was in blackjack, Chrissy weasles and mentions he plays Spinny and Baacky.
Host mentions the "questionable comments" on youtube, so this is live live.
Shoutout to Scarface who mentions Kyle Prescott
Shoutout to Bob Abuoy who asks if Chrissy shows his weekly betting results from Chrissy's online account.
Host asks how Chrissy deals with people who are losers.
Chrissy claims he tries to help everyone that he can.
"Its not my fault"
"I tell people at the start the truth" complete lie
"It takes a very special individual to win"
Host semi defends Chrissy but starts discussing showing results....
Host asks Chrissy about 100% transparency.
Chrissy shakes his head and says absolutely. starts rambling about his videos online
Chrissy starts rambling to avoid answering the actual question.
Shoutout to everyone in the chat asking to see his online transactions.
Host asks what Chrissy does with his winnings
chrissy states a complete lie that is one of his biggest ever: "Hardly anyone ever asks that"
Chrissy implies he owns his current place.
Chrissy pulls out the "I donate a lot" the old digging wells and saving kids from buggery.
Host asks if his videos are live streams, or pre-recorded.
20m into the video
Chrissy acknowledges that all the youtube videos were pre-recorded.
He claims those videos were made with chums club members watching.
Host now asks about net winnings/profit.
Host states he needs to see a lot of the actual evidence.
Host asks about sports betting and FIFA.
Chrissy gives his cocksucker laugh and claims he is honest
Chrissy honestly states he got sodomised by the World Cup.
23m
Host states Tom Brady is a goat, and asks Chrissy why he calls himself the goat.
Chrissy claims other people started calling him the goat
claims he's helped 1000s of people around the world
Shoutout to Forum Wars who also called Chrissy out.
Host asks how Chrissy avoids paying taxes.
Chrissy claims he hires advisers.
Host is a tax expert and talks about payin taxes.
Chrissy looks like he's been baited and switched.
Host repeats that Chrissy is getting killed in the comments
Shoutout to Forum Wars who shouts out to Lee Bradbury.
Shoutout to Scar Face who shouted out to NVB Shoutout to NVB
Chrissy starts rambling again.
Chrissy claims he's running a serious business, and hire a coach.
Shoutout to Anna who asks Chrissy to tell us about the trucker going from Texas to Cali.
LOLOL the host thanked everyone who commented in the youtube chat.
This was a hell of a lot better than I expected.
Chrissy went from a happy shade of cocksucker to a very unhappy shade of beige (cocksucker) fairly quickly.
Last edited by zealanddonk; 11-30-2022 at 04:38 PM.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Wow! I expected an infomercial with maybe some gaffes but Chrissy got WRECKED. Shoutout to the host and to the folks in the comments
Favorite moment of the interview was when he admitted losing big on the World Cup. Admitted he didn’t know much about it. But yet here he was just a week ago trying to sell World Cup picks. Is there anything more pathetic than that?
his eyes were like a deer caught in head lights !! LMAO....
After the host finds out he doesn’t Own a house and Stacy doesn’t have a car...
He ask: “What do you do with all your money? Invest in real estate or buy vehicles?”
Absolutely trolled him!
Big props to the host. I thought this would be totally different than it was. Chrissy is regretting this big time.
Oh, that was quite a shitshow for Chrissy. The interviewer was surprisingly smoothly asking Chrissy some tough questions like "are you live when you post vids of yourself playing"...
Chrissy lied of course...said they were prerecorded sessions but they came from being recorded LIVE while he was with his Incel-Circle/Elite group. NOT TRUE, we've never seen that the pre recorded gambling videos come from his GROUP at all!!!
I made sure to include a link to this 503 page Forum thread about Chrissy's scamsploits in the live chat.
Shout out to the interviewer, not a total sellout!
Last edited by Forum Wars; 11-30-2022 at 05:03 PM.
My three thoughts on Chrissy's live stream:
1) I hope the host got paid in real money upfront
2) Chrissy will never do anything this hilariously bad ever again
3) The host was a lot better than I expected, and I can only imagine what would happen if there was a host that actually hated Chrissy grilling him.
This by far eclipsed just about any of Chrissy's videos and is worth a watch.
As always, audience participation really helps, so shoutouts to all of those who literally hammered Chrissy in the youtube chat.
I think part way through chrissy started reading them because he looked even more sour.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I’m guessing the Rubes in the Jerk Circle group got hammered on the World Cup. This is probably the only reason he admitted to losing! He probably has to replenish the group with fresh suckers now!
REMINDER:
Place a comment below the now archived video on Bang Bro's site:
Let's see what happens when he cannot delete neg comments!
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