Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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I watched the lastest video. Perhaps this is petty. But he has to be the worst dressed guy I have ever seen. The shit he wore in the morning with the yellow sweater over the red shirt, okay fine, its the morning and who doesn't dress like shit a lot in the mornings. But seriously, he wears that exact same shit at night? He doesn't have at lest a buttoned up collared dress shirt like almost every man owns? And still with the blank baseball cap that i am assuming was one of those buy 10 for $10?

Whatever i guess, but he looks like he shops at good will. Which is fine. But if you claim to be a millionaire....haha. Whatever.

[RMS9]

I watched the lastest video. Perhaps this is petty. But he has to be the worst dressed guy I have ever seen. The shit he wore in the morning with the yellow sweater over the red shirt, okay fine, its the morning and who doesn't dress like shit a lot in the mornings. But seriously, he wears that exact same shit at night? He doesn't have at lest a buttoned up collared dress shirt like almost every man owns? And still with the blank baseball cap that i am assuming was one of those buy 10 for $10?

Whatever i guess, but he looks like he shops at good will. Which is fine. But if you claim to be a millionaire....haha. Whatever.

When he wears that yellow sweatshirt over the red t-shirt and/or red WalMart pro model hat, all I think about it a scamming Charlie Brown. He does own a 1997 sky blue zoot suit that is 3 sizes too big and he usually pairs that with his Uncle Eddie white loafers. To flash his money, he wears an oversized white button up with French cuffs and cuff links, and the backwards Kangol hat. He truly wants to be rich so badly and says the things and wears the things that HE thinks a wealthy person would say and wear. Little does he know, just his words and persona alone give it away that he barely has two nickels to rub together.

[Forum Wars]

Umm, speaking of going into and outta so many disparate ideas, so like, where's the Naples area / Miami area home purchase at? That was two months ago.

I guess that was just a desperate call to viewers to consider manifesting a house to him out of the blue, because "he's worth it"?!

[BedWetterBettor]

Today Charlie Brown took the clown show to Bally’s or at least showed footage from last night’s discount rate stay! He has to go to Bally’s because Bellagio and Aria won’t Comp him a suite. He probably paid for an upgrade and seems to be reeling In the last few suckers for the birthday booty bash. By showing a suite he has to prove to last few idiots on the fence that he’s not banned from the casino.



Wonder what the excuse will be for not having his bankroll this year? “ I had to pay for these dentures and they cost $999,999 so I only have $1 left from my million !”

[TheRivers]

Another 100% win rate strategy. But no longer should you follow the trend. It’s only your friend for one bet. Once you follow that trend for one spin then bet on a different trend. The trend is your friend but you need only be it’s fair-weather friend.

Oh…and if you like all the money Chrissy makes you then he’d like for you to send him a cash gift. He’s warming up for the booty camp.

[zealanddonk]

Best comment on today's 2nd nonsense video
"What do you do if it lands on 0?"

Naturally rather than just say "ignore it and base decision on the previous number" chrissy has to show off how smart he is with
"What do you THINK you should do?"

In other words "When you fuck it up and lose money, dont blame me, lol".


Also, Chrissy must be getting desparate if he has to upload 2 videos in 1 day.

[UtahDrone]

In this short clip below, Chrissy tells you how to win at roulette 100% of the time, even when casinos are cheating and have a magnet in the wheel, because the strategy is to bounce your bet around and keep them guessing. This guy is always three steps ahead of everything in life, a real idiot savant.

[Forum Wars]

In this short clip below, Chrissy tells you how to win at roulette 100% of the time, even when casinos are cheating and have a magnet in the wheel, because the strategy is to bounce your bet around and keep them guessing. This guy is always three steps ahead of everything in life, a real idiot savant.

Insane Clown Chrissy: Magnets

[UtahDrone]

Did you know that you should always have lots of pockets in the casino? It’s part of Chrissy’s winning strategy. And also, comps are only given to losers (Chrissy would know I guess). More pearls of wisdom in this short video from Chrissy’s Bert and Ernie haircut days.

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In this short clip below, Chrissy tells you how to win at roulette 100% of the time, even when casinos are cheating and have a magnet in the wheel, because the strategy is to bounce your bet around and keep them guessing. This guy is always three steps ahead of everything in life, a real idiot savant.

Like i have stated previously i just can't make it through these videos so i skip through it. However, I did skip to an interesting part. "I make thousands of dollars a day, however if you want to send me a financial gift please contact me and i'll send you 5 different ways to pay me"(paraphrasing)

Good grief Charlie Brown is looking for those hand outs.

edit: i had to go back and watch that part. It's simply hilarious. He goes on a rant of how he gives this life changing advice for free because he wants to help people.(he adds in his religious "bless people" and the money gift is you "blessing him)" Then he goes straight into contact me and send me cash. This guy would literally lift the wallet off a dead person in the street.

It's Christmas time Chris, why not have them send what they would send to you, but to a charity? Instead of funding your crypto account in which you will send directly to your betonline account to lose in the casino.

His advice. Keep doubling until you lose an infinite amount or win $25. Then keep pushing your luck for an infinite amount of sequences. Pure gold. I know i am rehashing. But that begging for hand outs as if its what god needs you to do, hit a nerve with me.

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I am ranting at this point. But another new system i see...So trading one 100 percent strategy for another 100 percent strategy.

I know if at poker i was winning 100 percent of my sessions I would definitely be looking at changing it up. He even looks at changing games. Would be more like, i am winning 100 percent of my poker sessions so i am no longer playing poker but going to win 100 percent of the time at my new game of baccarat.

I guess when one wants to believe something a percentage of people will just believe it no matter the evidence to the contrary.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hmmm, proof of money laundering across state lines or has the statute of limitations run out??



Folks, horse teeth boy and skank are so deplorable it’s sickening! They act like the pulled off the crime of the century yet they would just have to claim the money as a gift and it would Clear Customs in minutes. But what would you expect from two low life scammers like the Mitchell’s who think Einstein invented electricity and that money actually grows on trees!!

[zealanddonk]

Did you know that you should always have lots of pockets in the casino? It’s part of Chrissy’s winning strategy. And also, comps are only given to losers (Chrissy would know I guess). More pearls of wisdom in this short video from Chrissy’s Bert and Ernie haircut days.

He really sounds "deficient" (and looks it) in this video.

He sure packed on the punds since then as well.

If only casinos had cameras and competent people to track all the data,.

[zealanddonk]

Hmmm, proof of money laundering across state lines or has the statute of limitations run out??



Folks, horse teeth boy and skank are so deplorable it’s sickening! They act like the pulled off the crime of the century yet they would just have to claim the money as a gift and it would Clear Customs in minutes. But what would you expect from two low life scammers like the Mitchell’s who think Einstein invented electricity and that money actually grows on trees!!

"laws dont apply to me because I'm special".
Between this and the pockets video, I'm surprised chrissy can tie his own shoe laces.

Probably the best part is, he tells his inner circle that his wife hid it in her bra, then he he has to mime it because he doesnt think they'll know what a bra is.

[UtahDrone]

Hmmm, proof of money laundering across state lines or has the statute of limitations run out??



Folks, horse teeth boy and skank are so deplorable it’s sickening! They act like the pulled off the crime of the century yet they would just have to claim the money as a gift and it would Clear Customs in minutes. But what would you expect from two low life scammers like the Mitchell’s who think Einstein invented electricity and that money actually grows on trees!!

The funny thing about this video is there is no law to declare cash on domestic flights. You basically just have to be able to show or explain where the cash came from if you are asked about it (same as if you are pulled over in a car and have a lot of cash). It’s only for international travel that you need to declare anything over $10,000 at the US Borders.

[UtahDrone]

Free equals scam, according to Chrissy, and free means send him some money.

[PositiveVariance]

There was that clips that Spencer played...Spencer mentions the green zero is the edge in roulette, anyway he shows the clip of Chrissy saying “I’m not worried about the green zero since it doesn’t happen very often”. It would be great to show this clip, then immediately after show the time where Chrissy hit 3 green zeros Back to Back and was going Ape shit!

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Free equals scam, according to Chrissy, and free means send him some money.

It's hilarious how excited he is over this new 100 percent system. When he already has a 100 percent system.

I think he found something that worked over the weekend and truly believes he has cracked the code. I remember seeing him as excited over a baccarat system around a year ago. To have his simple mind must be bliss in small windows. Imagine believing you have a system to win at casino games everyday. Bless his heart. In reality, discovering a system that works, means the math as we know it, is incorrect. 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4. So either 2 plus 2 isn't 4 or Chris doesn't have a winning system.

I enjoy that his new system is to guess what of 3 bets to make after the last number comes up. But don't bet all 3 because that is greed. No, instead just take a guess. Haha. Yeah, you can't bet all 3 because you will run out of martingales real quick.

[UtahDrone]

There was that clips that Spencer played...Spencer mentions the green zero is the edge in roulette, anyway he shows the clip of Chrissy saying “I’m not worried about the green zero since it doesn’t happen very often”. It would be great to show this clip, then immediately after show the time where Chrissy hit 3 green zeros Back to Back and was going Ape shit!

Ok. Here you go:

[PositiveVariance]

Utahdrone, great clips today. They really show what a lying Buffoon Chrissy is. Just something I was thinking of, what do think about putting the word “scammer” or another adjective that describes Chrissy well in the title? I know a lot of foreigners see Chrissy related videos, they may not instantly realize the videos are being critical vs. promoting him. I understand wanting to stay away from any legal ramifications as well. On your “casino countermeasure” video of Chrissy, a guy in the comments said “This strategy will absolutely destroy your bankroll”. He didn’t realize you were clowning on him. I know these people are few and far between but they may be the ones to end up buying his bullshit. Anyway, just a thought. Keep up the great entertainment!