Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

@Pickleball, great job with the late night comments on Krissy's FB page, it has to be so worrisome for him when he goes to bed and has to wonder what is being posted as he sleeps !!! ))))))))))))

[Dan Druff]

Stacy's extended absence really is very interesting.

The difference might be her proximity to the Fosters. In Las Vegas, she had to just grin and bear it when Chrissy would blow all their money gambling and then meet Bob late at night to get sucked off.

Now she can call Daddy and have him drive the 300 miles to come pick her up, which I'm sure he's glad to do if it will help convince her to leave the BLOAT.

If Stacy really does leave him for good, I wonder what Chrissy will do. Maybe get another prop wife? Is April Hill single?

We know Chrissy would rather be with a man, but for appearances sake, it has to be a woman.

[Tariq Reed]

Solar Man has to be trolling CM.

Maybe he's not the complete idiot that we previously thought.

But he's doing a good job of presenting himself as an idiot.

[JeffDime]

Chrissy is def depressed AF. You can smell the BLOAT hasn’t showered in weeks through the photo. Cant find the power to run the razor through his bald head. Making dogshit YouTube videos was his purpose. Now he can barely find the power to prop up his prop money for this ridiculous photo. He is lost. Can’t squeeze much more out of the circle jerks and can’t find new ones without YouTube.

Chrissy, you deserve to feel this shitty 1,000x. Every single one of your critics shouldn’t let up on pounding your ass. There’s nothing left for you here. I would take that prop money and drive to Mexico. Imagine how many prop pesos you can trade it in for?

It was a good run. Much longer than it should have been. Just look at yourself. It’s over Sniffells.

[BedWetterBettor]

Soooooo IF the Colt goat laid out 60K on sports tonight(complete lie) and there’s NO NCAA games in play, it can be inferred that he bet on NHL games!




And as usual, the NHL can have wild shootout games and tight scoring defensive games. Tonight being a mixed bag.

However, since we Know the Colt Dolt mostly bets favorites, he’s in for a shitty night as 5 of 8 games concluded with the favorites Losing!

If he bet over 6-6.5 goals again, then he would also be losing most of them and any parlays as 4 of 8 games had less than 6 goals scored combined!

And since Chrissy always bets on Dallas, he’s currently shitting themself as they’re down by 2 goals, going into the 3rd period. Not an impossible feat to overcome, but not quite easy to accomplish against an evenly matched Seattle team!

STAR LOSE... LOL!!! Guess those "60K bet slips are goin in the Trash!"

Of course we’ll never see the alleged bet slips and he will just pretend he never bet anything or it was planned 6 months ago to fool the dead broke douchbags who all make more money than him!

But could make for an interesting couple of days!!

[Tariq Reed]

Remy "Phone Flipper" Saldivar attended the Adam Lyons gettogether in Austin and apparently Adam didn't give him the heads-up that Christopher Mitchell is a fraud.

Maybe Remy needs to be informed or reminded of the company that he's keeping.

But then again, scammers stick together like glue.

[Kyle Prescott]

This is perhaps the most ignorant comment that he has ever made. What a putz!

Did you see that guys reply to Chrissy? He totally roasted him alluding to how Christopher always wil be broke lol

[BedWetterBettor]

This is perhaps the most ignorant comment that he has ever made. What a putz!

Did you see that guys reply to Chrissy? He totally roasted him alluding to how Christopher always wil be broke lol

Yea, he’s completely oblivious and can’t answer the question without coming off like an asshole!

Here are some more telling comments!



This Glen Gillan character says “Hope it’s a Good night for ALL of Us!” So either he recently joined the Chums club and bet on the same games as the Colt Billy goat or he’s just a dipshit that lives vicariously through Little Kyle’s bets?

He’s been a long time commenter on Chrissy’s FB page but I’ve never seen him at group events or other live sessions. Perhaps he let slip that Kyle’s big boy bets are really pooled money bets from any Rubes that are dumb enough to bet behind Chrissy?

This would possibly explain that $272K bank balance over a year ago and either the suckers took their money back or likely that Handjob Prescott donked it all off and now has to do these pathetic sports bet videos to bring back some of those shit for brains losers to make his pitiful $1000 bets look more impressive!

And the last commenter may not want to hold his breath waiting for the good news on the alleged 60K bet! I’m Chrissy will now post something like “Hurr durr they cheated and paid the NHL players to Not score and blow the games in Overtime cause it’s rigged!”

So add this likely loss to the Ohio St. 10K loss, The World Series $1000 loss, the Hr derby 2K loss, the Chiefs 2K loss, the Georgia Bulldogs 21K loss, the magical non-existent Super Bowl losing bet and the Fur vs Paul LOSS!!!

Making the Billy goat 0 for life on any Big Boy bets, hahahaha!

[Pickleball]

In the early morning hours, I was going to leave a few comments once again on The Bloat's FB page. Then i decided to wait a few days.I thought he might be on patrol through the night with a Monster can in each hand . Occasionally putting down the Monster drink so that he could wank off to his favorite gay porn channel.

Chrissy will have to keep guessing as to when the embarrassing comments will hit his FB page; just like he guesses whether the ball will roll black or red.
You would think that he would start to lose some weight being depressed over his missing beloved Stacy and the little ooooker. However, just like he cannot stop being a degenerate gambler, he has zero willpower to quit ordering enough food for three people, including three desserts.

Poor little midget piggy. He has no wife, no oooker, soon to be no money and soon to be no "moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky!

[zealanddonk]

So is this Chrissy's new gimmick, or his actual life?

Post a lot one day then go hiding for the next day or two?
Build that mystery?

Or is he "helping the police with their enquiries"
-- is it the mystery of missing stacey?
-- is it the mystery of the bathroom blowjob bandit?

[Pickleball]

Now Bird Brain chimes in and tells solar man that he shoud join the club as he will win more often. Didn't Bird Brain take a beating and lose his bankroll like the rest of the chums at that fiasco in one of the MM events?

I guess Bird Brain knows that The Bloat is full of shit when he constantly proclaimed on his now defunct YT channel that he wins 100% of the time.... oh and then 99% of the time. Who was it in the PFA group that theorized that some of these chums do not care if they lose. They are willing to pay the monthly ransom to stick around and feel like they are part of a Chrissy family. Lonely and depressed people that know deep down, they are getting hosed by The Bloat.

[BedWetterBettor]

Now Bird Brain chimes in and tells solar man that he shoud join the club as he will win more often. Didn't Bird Brain take a beating and lose his bankroll like the rest of the chums at that fiasco in one of the MM events?

I guess Bird Brain knows that The Bloat is full of shit when he constantly proclaimed on his now defunct YT channel that he wins 100% of the time.... oh and then 99% of the time. Who was it in the PFA group that theorized that some of these chums do not care if they lose. They are willing to pay the monthly ransom to stick around and feel like they are part of a Chrissy family. Lonely and depressed people that know deep down, they are getting hosed by The Bloat.

The Curious Case of Christopher Bird Brain is an odd one indeed.

Over a year ago he was chatting with another FB chum named Patrick Stidham(before they became Elite for a mere extortion fee of $499) about how they didn’t like the idea of having to pay More for something they already bought!

When confronted on the matter, old Birdy feigns ignorance and states “I don’t remember saying that?” I tried emailing him the screen shot of it and he blocked my burner email.

Fast forward to the booty boat bash and when asked about that, Bird Brain retorted “It was super fun and we all Made money, I saw Chrissy win $3000 right before my own eyes”

This of course has been refuted by many others and even Chrissy admitted they lost. So Bird Brain back pedals and says “Well Hurr hurr he refunded them 17K, so it’s like No One lost!!! I saw it”. And this is likely another Complete Lie!

Then afterwards he conveniently quits the chums club and claims he has the ‘tools’ and skill set to win on his own. I suppose that’s partially true as he admits he lost his bankroll many times before being an Elite Chum and dropping over $5000 back to Chrissy. Now he makes a whopping $40 per day with the skills and Mindset of an Elite Rube!

He then starts commenting on all Chrissy’s FB posts like a desperate school girl trying to impress his boy toy crush! Of course since he’s not actually paying Little Kyle any money, Chrissy ignores the comments without even so much as a Thumbs up!

So then Bird boy in a last stitch effort to regain the affections of his jilted lover, sends the now infamous live losing session from August 25 2022 to one lazy Mumbler!

Realizing that spite won’t get the attention of one Kyle Prescott, old Bird Brain decides he’s going to just try and talk other suckers into the group and act like Chrissy’s right hand… which as we’ve all seen, is quite the dirty job!

Who knows what this Bird Brain’s angle is? Just a lonely loser willing to pay anything for friends and human interaction? Or just another closeted gay man pining for the love of the Colt studio’s reject??

And speaking of said reject, it’s been nearly 24 hours since his 60k proclamation and not a peep? We know he’s not having a Chums meeting, as he wouldn’t say where he’ll be the day before. Should we hope for a suicide watch??

@Tariq, I’m sure you can provide some interesting notes on the Bird Brain Biopic, I’ll supply the photos!




#NineBallChris2@gmail.com

[zealanddonk]

Good news and great news:

good news, Chrissy has surfaced.

Great news, he's posted a balls out crazy rant that God made him very unique to go to casinos and make money for reasons
AND dont judge people at casinos or strip clubs (where did this come from?) because they may be undercover doing God's work

Coming soon "God has undercover agents doing gay porn!111!!!!!" as seen in Kyle Prescott's new movie "sucking dick for the saviour".

[BedWetterBettor]

Posting this for posterity, even though ZD beat me to the punch!

Folks, I give you the nonsensical rantings of a Loser!!







So of course, as we all predicted, NO winning tickets, No piles of 60K plus winnings and likely No bet even close to 60K ever placed. Complete Lies from a Complete Fraud!

So much for making the cover of Forbes Magazine. Fear not Chrissy you’re always welcome back on the cover of FAGS magazine!

[Tariq Reed]

It's almost as if Christopher Mitchell never heard of "cameras" that can take photos of winning tickets as evidence and proof of $60K winners.

If memory serves, I think Einstein invented cameras right after he invented electricity.

So CM takes photos of his mashed potatoes and fish dinner to "prove" that he got a comped meal but doesn't seem to be able to take photos of winning sportsbetting slips? Hmm....

[crudebar]

The guy is just so weird.(obviously)

So what is this now? I can beat -ev games that NOBODY else can beat long term because i am a special person chosen my God?

I understand the guy has very little education, but he is bordering on the line of mental retardation. Probably what they really meant when they told him his scores were off the charts.(obviously another one of his lies)

In away I feel sorry for him as he has little skills or experience to do anything else. This scam is going to come down on him hard as he also scams himself. Will be interesting to see what he does when the ceiling starts coming down----10k a month in rent is going to be really hard really soon. Not to mention all other expenses. You know when he starts bragging about free food(like he use to all the time way back in the beginning) consistently again----shit is getting real.

He probably dropped a lot of that 60k. No advertised sports bets today and back to pretending to win in pit games.

[Jayjami]

It's almost as if Christopher Mitchell never heard of "cameras" that can take photos of winning tickets as evidence and proof of $60K winners.

If memory serves, I think Einstein invented cameras right after he invented electricity.

So CM takes photos of his mashed potatoes and fish dinner to "prove" that he got a comped meal but doesn't seem to be able to take photos of winning sportsbetting slips? Hmm....

My understanding for profitable sports betting is to wait for extremely favorable circumstances, not just run to the casino on a random night and pluck down a bunch of bets. He has no expertise. I don’t either. I’m a sucker for a $10 NFL teaser. Never won one lol.

Usually, the best opportunities arise in early/mid-season college basketball, where there can be some out-of-whack lines. Some people are good at choosing the right NFL games, but they don’t feel the need to bet games every week. Maybe his angle is to get lucky, win a few NCAA tourney games, and sell his “winners” for the rest of the way. Oops, I forgot he reads this shit. He’ll probably use my idea now!

[zealanddonk]

Posting this for posterity, even though ZD beat me to the punch!

Folks, I give you the nonsensical rantings of a Loser!!







So of course, as we all predicted, NO winning tickets, No piles of 60K plus winnings and likely No bet even close to 60K ever placed. Complete Lies from a Complete Fraud!

So much for making the cover of Forbes Magazine. Fear not Chrissy you’re always welcome back on the cover of FAGS magazine!

Now as we know Chrissy is one of the greatest theologians of all time and knows more about the bible than all of us:

Wasnt Lucifer the crazy, rebellious and non-judgemental one?

[The Boz]

It's almost as if Christopher Mitchell never heard of "cameras" that can take photos of winning tickets as evidence and proof of $60K winners.

If memory serves, I think Einstein invented cameras right after he invented electricity.

So CM takes photos of his mashed potatoes and fish dinner to "prove" that he got a comped meal but doesn't seem to be able to take photos of winning sportsbetting slips? Hmm....

Sounds like he is telling EVERYONE to drop out of his little club since $1000 IS a lot of money to everyone of them.

Good thing for him God loves bitter angry broke midgets that allow us to watch their life come crumbling down in real time.

[Pickleball]

It's almost as if Christopher Mitchell never heard of "cameras" that can take photos of winning tickets as evidence and proof of $60K winners.

If memory serves, I think Einstein invented cameras right after he invented electricity.

So CM takes photos of his mashed potatoes and fish dinner to "prove" that he got a comped meal but doesn't seem to be able to take photos of winning sportsbetting slips? Hmm....

The Bloat left out a picture of his fattening dessert that we know he ordered. Of course he shows his usual crab cake (yawn)mwith a bowl of ketchup and mayo piggy sauce. Nice try with attempting to look like he ordered a healthy filet of fish. Naturally he does not take a picture of the fish filet slathered in tartar sauce before chowing down on it.

He knows from reading on here that we slam him for his multiple pre-diabetic desserts. There will be a picture of that dessert on his FB page in about 3 to 4 days, just like the last time he initially omitted a picture of his triple soft serve ice cream soaked in a sugary caramel sauce.

Hey CLOWN, yeah you Chrissy aka The Bloat, guess what? Fine dining establishments do not serve their 5 star fish recipes with tartar sauce. That's like ordering a 45 day, dry aged steak with a bottle of Heinz 57 steak sauce. I am pretty sure that the 24 hour diner at the casino could muster you up a bottle of Heinz 57 steak sauce if you politly asked. However, you do not recognize the word politely. Maybe next time go eat at Denny's.

What did Stacy and your little ooooker have for dinner while you were dining all alone after losing thousands more at Rivers Casino? You say that you do not know or care what they had for dinner? Well if you change your mind, I am sure that papa Foster would be happy to share that information with you as long as you stay away from his daughter and grand oooker.