Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy back today on FB preaching again why people lose in casinos except for him. And amongst the usual suspects such as having a small bankroll, greed, and playing too long he adds this nugget:

“Playing games with terrible odds (slots, keno, bingo blackjack, etc)”

I didn’t know Blackjack was a game that has terrible odds. Oh wait…yes it does…when you use horrible strategies like the “no bust”. This combined with his recent listing of the games he teaches at the Mastermind (BJ not included) would sure indicate a heavy loss by him playing no bust during his “month of Blackjack.”

In general…if you had a single bet to place you’re better off playing other games instead of Blackjack (in fact most would say the best single bet is the Pass line in Craps). But longer term and with the right strategy you certainly wouldn’t call Blackjack “terrible odds”

Either he's been playing No Bust and losing a lot, or his inner circle have been playing no bust, losing a lot and complaining, or probably one or two smart marks have been playing even remotely normal strategy and cutting into his affiliate money.

Chrissy's big problem with blackjack is he took a game that has many choices and tried to turn it into a game of single choices such as Baccky and Spinny to make it much easier to "sell" to his audience.
0.0 surprise this didnt work out for him.

[TheRivers]

In the comments he says he doesn’t play Blackjack anymore. But then he attempts to save face by saying that if people do play he still recommends no bust. Several other comments complain about how they lost with no bust.

[TheRivers]

Comments like these just make my day more entertaining. What geniuses these guys must be in knowing how to “read what the wheel is doing” and adjusting the strategy based on “changing conditions” in the game.

So…reading what the wheel is doing…is that like in football where the defense is showing blitz so you call an audible and run the draw play? The things anyone with any intelligence would never try to account for in the game of Roulette.

[RMS9]

Let’s see how long this comment stays visible?

[TheRivers]

[zealanddonk]

Today's video is blue shirt, bald head, "Bounce" (yeah, I'm sure he was remmbering the good old Colt days with that)
Roughly 26 mintues of nonsense expected
Its called bounce because once you win 1 outside bet, you swap, so red/black changes to odd/even. He also includes columns and dozens for this idiocy
Predictably he does not stick with the concept, as after winning a dozens bet, he stays with the dozen, despite the whole strategy being move after a win.
Pretty sure he did this nonsense quite some time ago but dropped it.


Last close balance: 1380.47
Today's start: 2100.47 So he's made over $600 "off screen" in 1 day. Will he explain it? probably not.
Yesterday he said he had sports bets from this account, but hasnt told us what he bet on or if they won.
close balance $2200.47 (due to placing $5 start bets)


Long version:

1m 56 claims to be extremely tired, drinks his can of Monster and claims hes going to be busy today [yeah yeah, elements of complete lie, and setting up his complete lie about how great he sleeps, or doesnt sleep depending which story he is telling]

Snorts like a pig not long after drinking Monster. This cant be a coincidence at this point.

because he is wildy inconsistent, his first bet is $5 and when he loses it, he bets $15 granted this is 5x yesterday's strategy, but seems inconsistent for many reasons.
He hasnt claimed this is a lower roller video yet.


5m 25 complete lie tries to tell us he withdrew down to $150 just before Vegas MM, to show how he can run it up.
Videos from that timeframe start at $1000.


8m50 His amazing new bounce strategy mixed with his 5x Marty system has his placing a $160 bet already.

9:57 That bet lost, so now he's on a $330 low bet. His roll is $1490 at this stage.

Despite winning he starts with the excuses that its early in the morning and he didnt notice the chop earlier.

Starts patting himself on the back he wasnt scared when he placed the $330 bet.

15m claims people sotp their martys too "1 or 2 bets too soon" and starts his ramble about what FEAR really means.

15m 16s despite our hero never getting emotional, and despite only having a $75 bet down, Chrissy bets even and it comes out odd and he drops an F bomb
TIL millionaires throw tantrums when they lose $75 despite winning every single day.

19m Chrissy returns to betting the dozens [hollar at ya boy!!1111!!11!!!]
He puts $5 down on 1st and 2nd, lets see how this works out with a 66% chance of winning.

Despite claiming this video will be the "bounce strategy" he stays playing dozens [same two as well] after a win.
Probably realised he's more likely to win on a 66% than a 50%.

Even more idiotic [difficult for chrissy I know] he realises if he had played 2 dozens for the last 7 spins he would have won all of those spins.

After losing with dozens he remmbers hes meant to be showing "bounce" so he changes to columns.
Because its a mitchgale, thats $15 each on 2 columns.

That loses, so now its $45 each on 2 columns.
Chrissy was very keen to lock in $100 profit for this session, and here he is putting all that profit on the line.

25m 16s starts patting himself on the back again cos his bet won complete lie when he claims he did not get upset
Seems to have forgotten his F bomb and his other comments less than 30 minutes earleir.


Our hero leaves, having told lies, and winning 20 units in 25 minutes.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol at the “World Champion Gambler” who’s too scared to play Blackjack for Big money! Also too scared to answer the question why no more Blackjack! Could it be No Bust doesn’t work long term and someone in the circle jerk lost big using it??



Mr. Clean is a better World Champion than this wannabe! At least he guarantees to kill dirt & grime. All Little Chrissy Clean does is kill Brain cells with his stupid rants!

[TheRivers]

Little doubt that the combination of no bust, no doubling, no splitting, and the mitchelgale likely cost Chrissy and/or members of the inner circle a lot of money at some point for Blackjack to now be out of the equation. Losing 6 in a row in BJ is pretty normal even with the best of strategies….the no bust only ensures it’s going to happen more often.

Oh and it looks like he has changed the name of the channel to simply “Christopher Mitchell”. It’s no longer the family’s channel (not that it ever really was).

[zealanddonk]

Little doubt that the combination of no bust, no doubling, no splitting, and the mitchelgale likely cost Chrissy and/or members of the inner circle a lot of money at some point for Blackjack to now be out of the equation. Losing 6 in a row in BJ is pretty normal even with the best of strategies….the no bust only ensures it’s going to happen more often.

Oh and it looks like he has changed the name of the channel to simply “Christopher Mitchell”. It’s no longer the family’s channel (not that it ever really was).

Wouldnt be surprised if we see even less of Stacey and NVB, especially now that NVB is a year or 2 away from being able to spill the beans on the Bloat.

[BedWetterBettor]

Little doubt that the combination of no bust, no doubling, no splitting, and the mitchelgale likely cost Chrissy and/or members of the inner circle a lot of money at some point for Blackjack to now be out of the equation. Losing 6 in a row in BJ is pretty normal even with the best of strategies….the no bust only ensures it’s going to happen more often.

Oh and it looks like he has changed the name of the channel to simply “Christopher Mitchell”. It’s no longer the family’s channel (not that it ever really was).

Wouldnt be surprised if we see even less of Stacey and NVB, especially now that NVB is a year or 2 away from being able to spill the beans on the Bloat.

I have a feeling this is being done to start her own channel…again! She’s making all kinds of nonsensical ramblings on the Elevate and Shine blog. Chrissy hasn’t mentioned that “investment” that made him scared and is magically back to doing $2 roulette videos, not a coincidence!

https://elevateandshine.com/f/become-the-change

So it would make sense she starts a 4th YT channel to start preaching this garbage like “God died on the cross for our sins and not his Son!” Since Motivation’s For’s Mom’s was a failure, they must figure the religious scam will get more subs like their hero Bastard Keith!

[zealanddonk]

Let’s see how long this comment stays visible?

A day later its still there, with 34 likes.
Bound to have one of te most liked things on Chrissy's channel.

Curiously Chrissy has replied to other people since then so and because of his statement in another video he loved haters, he probably cant remove it.


Interestingly he also replied to someone else on that video that he no longer plays blackjack, but hasnt responded why when asked further.


Hard to call yourself the gayest gambler of all time if you dont play Blaccky.

[BedWetterBettor]

No 4th of July weekend Getaway Staycation from the Mitchell’s. Only a collage of old pics of fat boy holding fake money and showing off his fake teeth! Not gonna post it here but it’s on his Facebook if you want a quick laugh!

Speaking of FB pics that’ll make you laugh, checked in on some old buddies that went quiet for several months.

First is Jerkoff Jesse Diaz, lookin like a broke down Bret Hart post stroke!



And then you got the sad case of Vila, rockin the Chrissy Chia Head look of 2019 complete with cat whisker goatee!

[TheRivers]

His “big investment” appears to be that he hired some marketing firm to help turn his name into a global brand…and hence the new domain that’s way too long for effective marketing. I’m sure someone in the Craft circle sold him a bag of goods on this one.

[BedWetterBettor]

As Rivers mentioned, little Kyle let slip his investment was buying a website… Bahahahahahaha, yup the millionaire is scared of buying a website for $9.99 a month thru weeble or some cheap scammer friendly hosting site! Fact is if you type Christophermitchellthegoat.com in the web browser, it just redirects you to changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com !!!

Lol, his big marketing firm is Thrive Cart folks!! Money well spent there Chrissy, speaking of money spent…

New video features fat boy looking rotund in a black wife beater whilst seated on a picnic table playing $1 roulette!



Previous ending balance was $2200.47 but today’s starting balance was unsurprisingly a different change amount for a total of $2300.97! So another redeposit for the Roulette Retard after donking it all off with the Brilliant Bounce strategy!

Some funny moments like him thinking the new dealer pictured above was a “girl” as he calls it. I mean I get the long ponytail might be off putting to this Colt studios legend, but the collared shirt and bow tie should be a dead giveaway that’s it a male or someone dressing like one at least! But can we expect someone with a wardrobe provided the kid’s department at Walmart to know fashion trends?

He does the usual jump from $1 bets to $10 bets, claims he does this on purpose because he “feels it” and increases at the right time. I guess he was “feeling it” quite a bit in Minute Man Big Load 34? You ready???

He wins a few massive $10 bets in row for a $65 profit and starts yammering on about he’s so smart for not going to college cuz he just made $65 in 20 minutes while college grads don’t make $65 an hour. I guess those doctors, lawyers and other professionals just skipped undergrad school and went straight to law & medical eh?

Claims he’s the number one gambling consultant in the world… haha yea all those winners that he’s produced are lining up to tell their story! Just ask Rick Lee, Cia Amir, Demetrius Hubert, Aussie Guy, TJ Etcheverry, Bruce Maiava(the phantom January contest winner that didn’t wanna be named) and Meth Head Mike Miltimore!

Tells some stupid story about how he goes to live casinos that have $25 minimums and plays that much until he loses 3 in a row and then presses to the table max! Haha, yea of course you do this with no cameras or witness present. Lemme guess, you always miraculously win that bet every time too?

He then of course proceeds to lose that $65 in the next 3 spins and $85 more Marty betting in less than 3 minutes. Making his brilliant gut feeling play style give him a losing average of $150 in 3 minutes,” that’s $3000 a hour worth of losses folks!?!? Documentation beats masturbation when you’re the Goat folks! See if I cut recording now, I can use this small sample size to fool people into thinking I know anything about math…folks!?”

The little midget then starts getting frustrated at 17:30 and firing off big boy bets of $125!?!? Look out Raja and NG slots, Chrissy Prescott just broke double digit betting and is hot in your tails!!! Lol!!! So he wins after getting “tested” which means he’s too scared to continue playing and he cut video so he can post this desperation win after reloading into the BOL balance!

So same old bullshit from the world’s smallest and worst scammer with a pathetic YouTube channel that his wife created!

[zealanddonk]

BWB has already done a great summary of today's video, I'll se if theres anythign left to add:

Black singlet, "Chris plays roulette" fortunately only 19m 46s long.

Last close balance $2200.47
Start balance: $2300.97
close: $2425.97 (mainly from having a $10 starter bet AND having to mitchellgale with at least another $5 on top)


Brandon appears back in the comments it seems.

Other highlights: He bought a domain and supposedly is paying a top team to work on it.

TLDR:


2m19s We start with an add for his next MM event that only has 2 spots left [funny its been 2 spots for about a week now]
And he's chugging Monster [despite claims he had given it up, then claims he had a 12 pack in the fridge]

3m30s complete lie claims hes made a fortune from his sports betting picks.

4m20s Chrissy bets black twice, loses both times and tells hes smart (because it came green and red).
Yeah no.

6m17s Chrissy claims he only wins 99% of the time because he still allows his emotions to get the best of him some times
Seems to be a contradiction from recent videos, but we know thats what he does.

Claims sometimes he plays tired and thats why he loses [excuses are for losers]

8m10s states that his MM events are currently $1000 but will go to $5000 in the future because they are worth that much
He keeps on zigzagging around with those numbers, $1000, $1500, $5000, maybe $5000.

We havent heard much of his $10k 48 hr rentboy packages lately, lets see if they make a return as well.

9m 03s claims hes a millionaire and does the cocksucker laugh that he often does.

He continues with his "since I started my first channel, I've made over 700 videos..."
Granted he used to churn out a lot of shit, but was it really more than 1 every 2 days?
Also, how can we know since his old channel got removed:
Maybe hes going to put them on his new site?


today's strategy is "bet whatever you want" he starts with $1, then quickly jumps to $10, then a new variant is betting $25 after losing [it should be $30 but again, who knows with Chrissy]
Now its back to $8 because his balance ends in 8.

11m he then turns that into a sermon about "his bets are all over the place because he wants to capitalise on opportunities"
I'm sure this is leading into "do whatever it takes".

As BWB stated, Chrissy is definitely going full retard today

12m50s Chrissy's super secret strategy!!!1111!!!!!!111!! I min bet at a new table, if I lose 3 times in a row, I bet massive because I usually win 1 in 3
He then clarifies sometimes he only wins 1 in 5 or 1 in 6.
It sure must be exciting for the MM attendees to see Chrissy force a profit by risking most of his bankroll.

13m 59s Chrissy has found a new target audience: Ex Convicts who cant get jobs
He says "just open an account".
I wonder if that relates to a certain person we've seen in his other videos, or if he has broadened before Uber drivers and Truck drivers.

At least Keithy claims to vet his MM events, wonder how long before we see ex cons turning up at Chrissy's events.


15m Chrissy shows us why he is the GOAT: He "isnt feeling it" with colours, so he bets Low.
He does his old cocksucker trick of "hurrrrrrrrrrrr I was going to bet black, but I think it might be red"
Comes up Red "hurrrrrrrr seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee told you I didnt think it was going to be choppy, so good thing I didnt bet black".

16m30s he owns a domain. Sadly someone should have grabbed it first.

Fairly sure the company will be subcontracting out to India, which will prove hilarious when Chrissy finds out.

I feel sorry for anyone who has to put up with his tantrums, "Redesigns", "artistic vision" and whatever other nonsense will come along.
Dont be surprised if someone recommends a green screen for his own backgrounds since "hella broke incel bunker" isnt exactly moving any product.

Video ends with Chrissy placing a $125 bet and sadly winning it.

[zealanddonk]

O and interesting thought, if the domain is his big boy investment, did he really need to pay Keithy [or whoeevr else] $100k in a year to supposedly turn his *cough cough* $150k/month income into $250k/month income to say
"buy your own domain"?

We've seen his failed attempts at patreon and rumble.
He's going to need to pay someone to keep him motivated/on track.
It might not be a scam, but its going to feel like one to Chrissy because chrissy already runs such a big successful empire, why does he need to pay someone?

Prediction: Chrissy pays for the domain/website set up, stops ongoing payments early on because "any idiot can run this domain", and we see very little improvement when he takes it over

[TheRivers]

I see Cody Covers is now promoting himself as a Rapper/Lyricist. Maybe that am be a career for Chrissy. After he gets arrested for fraud he’d be the a Rapper with a Rap Sheet.

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like another call to action from the circle jerks and paid subs to comment and like the video! The ghost of Robert Collins and SerpenStar have resurfaced. Guess they got tired of commenting on Cheetos’ videos and Chrissy paid them another $10 to show him adulation and hero worship! Then of course there’s Brown Nose Rat boy posting this stupidity, lol!



I think it’s their little code for sexy time… Let’s G.O. A.T. Is an acronym for Get Our Anal Together!

[Dan Druff]

Chrissy's only way to make money through a website is to grab search traffic for baccarat/roulette strategy.

That's not easy to do, because there's already a ton of sites with such strategy, and many are pretty entrenched on Google results already.

People searching for Christopher Mitchell are going to find his videos anyway, so the website isn't going to do much for them. In fact, he's a better video salesman than website salesman, so he'd actually be better off that they find the videos than the website.

The website is good for directing people to pay him, but he already has that with the lol thrivecart thing.

Basically this is going to do nothing for him. I agree that Keithy or one of the geniuses in the Keithy group probably sold him on it.

I think soon enough Chrissy is going to bounce from Keithy's group and we're not going to hear about it again. Chrissy isn't going to stay much longer if it's not doing anything for him, and I have to imagine that he's been there long enough to steal the "secrets" by now.

Keithy should preemptively throw him out, and threaten to beat his ass if he steals his idea.

[TheRivers]

Sounds like there is a Craft gathering in Minnesota in two weeks so I’m guessing that’s where the “small casino” is that Chrissy talked about yesterday.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cfjfo5j...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Don’t know how these people haven’t seen through Chrissy yet (or perhaps they have). This guy Trey seems very intelligent and one would think he’d watch Chrissy’s videos and see what a fraudulent individual he truly is.

https://treycpeterson.com/