Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

More fairy tales from Kyle Prescott, today it’s I gambled with and actually talked to a “famous athlete” who lost 180K. Of course no proof like a photo or video, ya know like truthful people get when they rub elbows with celebs.

Might have been one of his old Colt co-stars like Frank Difeo! So after a bunch of lies he claims he won more than both of them, no proof of course or perhaps a quick video from said celebrity endorsing the Colt goat! So another complete Lie!



Then some more lies about NVB asking for Yellow Eggs, though we were told he was having full conversations about Civil War coming and quoting Rich Dad Poor Dad. But it’s actually just him saying “My Dahhhh Poor oook!”

You missed the best patt of chrissy's nonsense:
Chrissy claims his rub and tug specialised [Suzie Softhands] has a celeb who is a client who told her that the celeb donked off big cash.
Chrissy then told Suzie to recommend him to the other client.

How exactly did Chrissy expect that conversation to go?

"Hey numbnuts, I know you are only here for a rub and tug, but I've been blabbing how much you suck at baccky, and another idiot who's junk I rub claims he can teach you to win, you interested?"

[BedWetterBettor]

Well ZD, you got your work cut out for you today! Besides more bought subs bringing the total to 6K bought subs in under 2 weeks, he now put out a 90 Minute click bait video!!!



Wearing his best Charlie Brown cosplay shiny nike shirt to go with his empty shiny head, little Kyle gives us this gem! It’s literally the same bullshit only dreadfully long and I made it to about 35 minutes on 2x speed before I wanted to throw up. He does go all in at the 30 minute mark and again 3 minutes later and luckily gets a Red for the miracle win. And he throws in a Jesus Christ Fuckin almighty when he loses 5 in a row trying to Marty for $25 profit.

So I’m sure there’s comedy gold in this 90 minute piece of shit, I just don’t have the stomach to sit through it! Have at it ZD!

[PositiveVariance]

It was talked about awhile back how Fatso was most likely buying followers on Twitter and spending money in other places to possibly be trying to get the Blue Check on Twitter. Awhile back Spencer made a video on how people are spending big money to fraudulently get a Blue Check mark next to their name.

As most of you know this week, Twitter launched “Twitter Blue” where anyone can pay $8 per month and they get the Blue check mark. The crazy thing is with this new service they don’t actually verify who you are. They simply assume if someone is going to pay the $8, they aren't a scam or a bot lol. After they launched it, they had many people duplicating the names and pictures of celebrities and well know people.

Anyway, yesterday Twitter canceled this service until they can figure it out.

So hopefully Fatso lost some money trying to fraudulently go after the original Blue Check mark. Now he can put his remaining pocket money into buying YouTube Subs.

[PositiveVariance]

I love seeing Fatso at these casinos with his comped rooms and stuffing his fat face.

Generally you get back 20%-30% of your expected loss. The more we see him at these casinos, the more money he LOST to get these comps, and he will lose more while he is there.
For every $1 he shows in comps, he lost around $5 to get that comp.

After his lease was up in Texas, he likely had many mid week room offers at oddball spots. He probably thought he could live out of these hotels while stuffing that fat face of his daily.

If he was anywhere near buying a house, we would have heard about it. No real estate in Fatso’s future. Looks like he’s down to somewhere between $27k and $35k. He probably didn’t want to have to prepay for another rental due to his shit credit. He’s likely waiting to scam 4 or 5 people into January’s MM in order to fund his next rental.

[Phantom Limb]

I only watched the first 15 minutes of today's bloated video from the B.R.A.T. (Biggest Retard of All Time) but I LOL'd quite a bit. I'll circle back after the time stamped recap (thanks in advance, ZD!).

Pissy Chrissy is funnier than season 9 of The Office (U.S.)

[1dollarboxcar]

so what is Krissy's twitter link please ?

[zealanddonk]

As PFA has a 1 hour cap on edits, its likely Chrissy's epic nonsense will need to be split over 2 posts:

Roulette Casino- How To Make $15,000 A Month.
Clickbait sub-title is Chrissy's greatest comeback ever or some rubbish like that.
Subs at time of viewing: 12.1k [seems to have slowed since yesterday].
Chrissy wearing a yellow nike air top aka Charlie Brown cosplay.

Start balance is $2300.2 [however there is no consistency between close and start balance these days so why bother.]
Video implies he'll make $500 in this video, but in reality we know he'll just say "play lots of sessions".

Also as it turns out, effectively he is betting $25 units, so winning 20 units in a day is not "that difficult".


1m30s claims if you are rich like him, this is the website to play on.
How would Ryan make big boy bets of $5000 (to recoup $100 from how it was worded yesterday) on this site when it seems capped at $2k?

First bet, $1
Second bet $25 <- I think we know why he had the sub-title on the episode.

4m Chrissy appears to drink from a Mountain Dew can, will we get his characteristic sniffing afterwards?
Chrissy also states that his first bet will be $1 because how many times do you go to the casino, make a big opener and lose?????

And right on cue, chrissy snorts after hitting the soda.

4m30s Chrissy is not an addict he just had to fire up a make a video within 30 minutes of getting home because he's about to be travelling again soon.
Sure buddy, sure. Chase that rent money.

5m25s Chrissy claims he is doing 7 progressions which will take him to $800.
He also states this is $1576 (which is cheaper than yesterday's nonsense, so why not just do this system. O yeah, you need 9 progressions in case you Zach yourself)

6m Chrissy is up to a $50.
Given yesterday's Baccky strategy was chase the winner, and he claimed it works for spinny, he doesnt seem to be doing that.
Probably because he realised there are three "winners" in Spinny [unless 0] so its too risky to try and pick which one of those will be the actual winner.

8m Chrissy starts rambling about following the winner, or picking a side.
Chrissy then states he had a lot of comments like "what if it chops 27 times in a row"
Chrissy responds by calling those people "Dumb shits" and claiming he is the goat.

Chrissy then claims he thinks. He rambles on but does not actually answer the question.
8m53 Chrissy claims there are people [who watch his videos] who are so stupid they need him to pull up their underwear in the morning.
Thats defintiely a weird statement to make.
9m47s after continued rambling Chrissy still does not address the actual question, and sticks to mocking people who ask the very obvious question.
He gets to the point of "not thinking for other people".
In other words, if you get it wrong, thats on you, and no refunds.

9m55s New dealer, so Chrissy breaks one of his rules for this video already
He places a 50c bet to not get booted, rather than the $1 minimum.

10m13s Chrissy still obsessed with this topic and now claims this strategy is to "make you believe" that $15k a month is possible.
Just win $500 a day.

11m14s Now he starts ranting about people watching his "valuble videos for free" and "stop being a cheap ass" you should pay $500 to join his elite chums club.

12m20s forshadowing of more to come "But Chrisopher I cant afford $500", Chrissy replies with "well guess what you are fucking broke and you cant afford not to".
I'm not sure if its the Mountain Dew or the lack of steroids but Chrissy is definitely in a bad mood already, and its only 5pm.
Chrissy claims people's lives must suck if they dont have money in the bank.
That's Jesus' love for his fellow man showing through for sure.
Chrissy the king of empathy strikes again.

13m40 chrissy claims now that he has that out of the way, he's going to sit back and relax and make his $500.

14m45s so, roughly after a minute of claiming he'll sit back and relax, he's ranting again.
He doesnt want people asking questions in the comments because he considers answers the same as giving people fish, instead of teaching people how to fish.
No wonder he doesnt want NVB going to a real school.

15m30 Chrissy decides he'll start recording numbers now.

I'm going to end this post here and start a new one, because this one is already full of his idiocy.
If you only watch part of today's clip the first 15 minutes is definitely worth a look.

[zealanddonk]

As PFA has a 1 hour cap on edits, its likely Chrissy's epic nonsense will need to be split over 2 posts:

Roulette Casino- How To Make $15,000 A Month.
Clickbait sub-title is Chrissy's greatest comeback ever or some rubbish like that.
Subs at time of viewing: 12.1k [seems to have slowed since yesterday].
Chrissy wearing a yellow nike air top aka Charlie Brown cosplay.

Part two starting at 15m 30s

16m he claims staying home lets you record all the data [which lets be honest he does nothing useful with]
I'm fairly sure B&M casinos would allow you to write down Spinny numbers given they display them for you.

16m20s claims you can use data to figure out how a dealer spins and learn their style, and use that.
Given we have never actually seen Chrissy make any meaningful predictions based on dealers this seems like a complete lie

17m chrissy observes a chop and states now is a good time to pick one side and stick with it
OR you can follow the chop.
So, of 2 possible options, you can pick either of them.
Thats definitely worth $500/month to join the elite chums club.

17m chrissy points out he's up $100, and 20% of the way to his goal.

19m30s despite ranting earlier about people questioning him, he now claims there is no righ or wrong strategy, just have that $1576 bankroll ready!!!

I wonder if part of this is Chrissy being pissed about ryan's video yesterday.

21m18s Complete idiocy detected Chrissy claims he became the goat and a millionaire because he is good at math
No, hes good at lying to himself and to other people.

21m28s chrissy wins a _$25_ bet and gives us a hollar at ya boy.
He needs to cut back on the Mountain Dew.

22m Chrissy re-iterates that this nonsense is for free and that people should post how grateful they are that he took time out of his busy schedule to make this nonsense for us.

Chrissy claims there are 1000s of views per day, therefore there should be 1000s of comments thanking him.

23m45s Chrissy slyly reminds of us his colt days with his affirmation "inch by inch its a cinch, yard by yard, its too hard".

26m Claims he made more money in the last 4 days in Vegas playing Baccky and Spinny (No Blacky) than most people make in a year.
I'm sure documentation of this is coming any day now, rather than a very tired Bubs wanting yellow eggs.

27m claims Odd came out 12 times in a row playing Spinny and that he should have followed the winner [implying he didnt].
Given he claimed to be so smart earlier, why didnt he follow the winner and make even more pretend money?

Chrissy disturbingly refers to his progresssions as "bullets in the chamber".
27m40s Despite all of Chrissy's skill, hes up to a $200 bet.
And it loses.

Chrissy had been wanking on about the chop, now he's confused if he should bet Red or not [having stuck with even and losing].
29m30s And the $400 bet loses because its odd again. [hilariously Red 19, so if he had listened to himself he would have won]
He starts saying freaking this and that, and the dealer is going on a streak.

29m47s Despite Chrissy claiming earlier the max would be $800 he actually bets $1000 which he justifies because he wont have enough to bet an 8th progression either way
So remember kids, this betting progression he made just for you, that is perfect to win 20 untis a day, requires you to bet another _8_ units on top of the already big boy bet.

[b]30m28s 31 Black comes out, Chrissy states "fucking black this is unfucking believable".
Chrissy now has $648.70 in his account.
Remember kids, to WIN $500 a day, you must first rinse off $1600 a day.
The person who commented the other day it doesnt make sense to risk $1700 to make $17 profit is laughing their ass off, because I know I am.

Also kids, remember, never get emotional when gambling, Chrissy is an expert at math, and Chrissy never gets emotional when gambling.

Chrissy tosses in a fucking shit as well.
He really needs to cut back on the Mountain Dew.
I can only imagine Ryan watching this nonsense and being glad he won $100 from his $5000 big boy bet.

30m44s Chrissy drops 2 more F Bombs and goes allin for his tiny $645 bankroll on Red cos he deos whatever it takes to win
So remember kids, if you lose 7 in a row like Zachy did, throw a tantrum, start cursing, and shove whatever else you have left in on and hope.

Chrissy has 3.70 left if this loses.

He bets red but starts some rant about it likely coming out "even" because thats what he had been betting on.
If he truly belived that why not either A) split the bet on red and even or B ) just bet on Even.

31m30s It comes up red and even, Chrissy starts "I told you, I told you".
Yeah amazing.

Chrissy now claims if he had started with a $1 bet he wouldnt have been in this mess.
So basically "follow my strategy, even if I dont, because its a winner" or some shit.

32m07s So, Chrissy won his big boy bet and has $1267 in his roll.
According to his strategy he should reset to $1.
Chrissy bets $100
No reason given.
I have no idea how Zachy could have trusted a process like this, but I guess thats why he's selling insurance these days.

Because its been choppy [r/b], chrissy now claims you should be ready for a streak.
Sure, why not, because it had just been a streak of odd which raped him.

Chrissy now bets $290 and stated he had to place a big bet because he has to play catch up
So remember kids, the perfect $500 strategy of $1, $25, $50.... only works if you are winning.
If you are losing you have to place illogical big boy bets despite chrissy ranting against that very thing earlier in the video.

33m06s Chrissy states if you were placing normal bets and lost a lot, you need to take more risks and increase the size of your bet
I can only assume that was similar to when he was young and broke and went from $10 handjobs to $30 bareback anal.

34m30s Chrissy wins that one, places another $200+ bet and loses.
Bankroll now $1200 or $900 down after 34m. Hilariously he isnt saying "Imagine losing $1800 an hour in your job".

34m43s Chrissy places a $700 bet for no other reason than he is a greedy idiot

Not once has he used his classic line of "I command the wheel to land on Red".
He probably also forgot to rebuke Satan as well.

35m20s Claims he has balls of steel [which fits the narrative that NVB is someone else's kid]/

Chrissy reverts to a $100 bet [instead of $1], loses, doubles to $200, loses.
Chrissy then mitchellgales to $500 because nothing else has been working for him.
with a straight (well as straight as his can be) face, Chrissy repeats he should have just started with $1 and not gotten in this mess. So, why does he keep not starting back at $1 when he wins?

38m20s Ball lands Green, chrissy drops two more F bombs, blames the dealer.
Bankroll back down to $1100 or under half of starting.

38m50s Chrissy goes allin for a second time in this video, betting $1100

39m sadly chrissy wins [how many videos have we not seen because the odds worked out against him?]
Now theres a new dealer, and Chrissy is only $100 below start balance.

Will chrissy revert to $1 bets and play his strategy correctly, or will he still degen tilt monkey?

39m 45s Chrissy tells people "now" they can put their comments below.
Given theres almost an hour of nonsense left, that seems a risky proposition.
He also claims this is how he plays at the live casinos.
They must love his money but hate his toddler tantrums.

40m30s Chrissy still patting himself on the back, and says he will actually follow his strategy, and does so by placing $1 bet.

Claims when he was in Vegas, he was playing a Baccky table with $500 minimum bet [sounds like when he was trying to lose Ryan's money for him].

Makes ome weird comment about getting off the porch and playing with the big dogs.

43m despite Chrissy claiming to follow his strategy, he tries to weasel because new dealer.
He then decides he will bet the $25 and "follow the winner".

44m Chrissy claims he hopes we watch the whole video: Yeah I can only see a few of us actually doing that.

44m35s chrissy claims its only fucking money and he can always make more money.

45m30 Claims it takes 15 minutes per spin at B&M for spinny because if theres 10 people then all the dumb asses are placing bets on individual numbers.
he interjects that he does not know any more than the viewer (about what the next number will be).
So basically he's advertising a betting progression system that burnt out his bankroll were it not for a lucky last spin, and claims this is how people can make $500 a day.

Claims he was at a Spinny table for 3 hours straight, and claims Green did not come up at all.
Keep in mind he claimed he was an expert on math earlier, he's now confused why out of 12 spins [assumign 15 minutes per spin is true] that a 1 in 37 event did not happen in 12 spins.
Even if we are generous and assume 10 mintues per spin, thats only 18 spins, and still no 1 in 37 event.
Even if we go with a more realistic 5 mintues per spin, 36 spins in 3 hours, its still qutie reasonable that a 1 in 37 event would not happen.
However for Einstein math expert, this is unbelievable.

48m Chrissy now claims there are only 2 truly psychopathic haters blah blah blah ramble ramble
Thats because most of us laugh at him, not hate him as much as he loves claiming he has haters.
As we saw in that advertising video his haters will fall before him or some such nonsense.

48m31s probable complete lie chrissy claims he truly cares about people and truly tries to help them.
What happened with Zachy, there Chrissy, what happened to Zachy?

49m now he wants people to post in the comments that he is the best youtuber ever.

50m45s Chrissy almost breaks his arm stroking himself off, telling us how great his mindset is, and how 99.x% will never reach it, despite claiming he got there by joining mastermind clubs.
Speaking of, we havent heard much of Keithy lately, and Ryan's video yesterday didnt exactly cover Chrissy in glory either given we heard more from some weasel about doing drugs than we did about gambling.
We also heard much more about how to make movies by someone who likely has an intellectual disability, than we heard about gambling.
We heard more about a recession than we heard about gambling.

51m Complete lie chrissy claims he bet every single penny, on both allins, which he didnt.
He has the need to lie on things that happened less than an hour earlier.

52 Claims he chatted with his eltie chums club last sunday and half believed in having a stop loss, the other half were happy to go allin.
Chrissy claims tis ok to have a stop loss, but thats not how he does things.

52m45s Chrissy reminds people there is a tip button, so tip to thank him.
Oddly Chrissy claims _ALL_ the money that comes in from youtube goes to the poor (unless he means him, bubs and stacey).

After 53m Chrissy is at $2300: Starting bankroll and strokes himselff off to being "The comeback King".
Just remember kids, every time chrissy wanks off about making $30/hr which is more than your job, he just spent most of the hour making $0.

Claims one time he was down $25k and made it back, and that he is the fucking greatest.

Stopping here due to PFA time limit.

[BedWetterBettor]

The posts and comments are beyond comical now!



More and more of these dopes admitting they’re losers following little Kyle.



And there’s this gem from the little dip shit about how rich he is for paying $589 a ticket for his trips to Vegas!

Sounds like he’s been cavity searched on One of those commercial flights due to some anonymous tips to TSA about a certain braggadocios midget walking through airport security with unclaimed cash!

For a guy who enjoyed taking off his shirt and underwear for money not long ago, he seems to be rather upset about a recent flight. Maybe this old keepsake will cheer up the midget scam Queen!



Make sure to spread em wide like you did at Sharpshooter next time the TSA agent pulls you off to the side Kyle!

[PositiveVariance]

Chrissy wishes he could flash cash and fly like the big boys do. Here is Mattress Mack taking $10 Million out of the $72.5 Million that he won, with a wheel barrel onto HIS private jet. The amount in the wheel barrel is less than 15% of what he won.

And Chrissy thinks he is the GOAT lol






lol at Mattress Mack taking his winnings in cash. Pure Gangster.




As Phantom Limb mentioned, these bets are basically an insurance policy for him. There is a lot that goes on behind the scenes. He hires Anthony Curtis to negotiate with the casinos as well as to determine what the most optimal way is to place the bets. Its very interesting. It’s been awhile since I have listened to the podcast, but I believe financially he would be slightly better off in prior years if the best would have lost. This year I’m not sure. Search “Mattress Mack Gambling with an edge”.

[zealanddonk]

And PArt 3 of Chrissy's epic nonsense:
Roulette Casino- How To Make $15,000 A Month.
As a recap, after 53 minutes Chrissy has been allin twice, and has is back to starting balance.
Amazing I know.

54m Chrissy wins a $1 bet and gives us "hollar for a dollar".

Despite winning $1, and should be restartinjg at $1, Chrissy decides to up his bet to $25 [probably because he realised he'll be stuck winning a lot of $1 bets and never hitting $500].

54m45s Chrissy repeats his claim that this video is to make you believe it is possible to win $15k a month.
As we saw, its quite possible to win over $500: All you have to do is bet $700 once and win.

57m55s Despite Chrissy ranting about flatbetting in the past, he now recommends "pressing your bet".
So because his $25 bet won, he recommends just leaving the $50 out there.
So, just like the martingale but for winning instead of losing.
He really does know every trick in the book.

58m claims he is not greedy
Despite trying to win $500 off a $2300 bankroll, and despite everything else he has said.

58m30s "technically you've seen me make $2300 in this video".
Sure buddy, sure.

Rambles that when he started he couldnt imagine making $500 a day, now he's won $25000 in a day.
Sure sure.

1hr 0m 45s Chrissy claims how much more he would have won if he had been pressing those bets.

Complete Truth told: Chrissy claims he has had losing sessions this year and when he loses, he loses big.
We have seen evidence of this.
Claims he has lost between $25k and $50k in a single day.
Also repeats his claim from yesterday that online is only supplementary income and to make videos for the viewers.


1hr 1m 50s He starts mitchellgaling his $25 to $35 because why not.

1hr 3m claims Spinny is his favourite game because there are so many ways to win [hurr hurr] but Baccky only has 1.

1hr 4m moans he would have been at $500 by now if he had pressed his bets.

1hr 5m instead of betting $50 per progression, he decides to bet $36 because thats how much is "at the end" of his bankroll.
I fear how many supercomputers would crash and burn trying to model this idiocy into an actual usable strategy.

Chrissy loses, and decides to bet $25, rather than $1, $50, or $72.

1hr 8m chrissy tells us how great betting the winner would have been, and the last winner was red, even, low.
Natch it comes out Black, odd, high.

He now bets $125 because he wants to speed things up [$100, +plus $25 mitchellgale]
Chrissy also throws a sly excuse in [excuses are for losers] that he had plant based smoothy at bellagio earlier in the day but hasnt had a proper meal at all.

1hr10m New dealer, so instead of placing 50c or $1 chrissy decides to sit out, and go get some water.

1hr 12m Chrissy pulls out his phone to check his messages because he gets so many of them.
He claims because of the Vegas Grand Prix [and he correctly calls its Pre, rather than Pricks which was probably yet another wink wink reference to the goold old days]
Vegas will be totally booked out and rooms will be going for $2000.

If only he lived in Vegas and could degen whenever he felt like it.

1hr 13m Claims people are so dumb: This coming from the guy who just spent almost an hour coming back from sodomising his bankroll live on stream chasing an unrealistic goal.

This rant/ramble about stupid dumb idiots goes on for 2 minutes.
You just know thats how people have talked about chrissy in the past.

1hr 17m he refers to the dealer "Hazel" as "girlfriend" hoping she'll give him a red.
So after a long rant about poor people begging him to let them into his elite chums club for cheap, he's now begging the dealer for a red.

Sadly he wins his $124 bet [all concepts of a system are long gone] and we get anohe rhollar at ya boy.

1hr 19m Chrissy's very long day causes him to mistakenly state "this video is to show you how to make $15000 a day" when assumedly he means a month.

He now claims that digging yourself out of a hole is a skill, and most people would just throw up their arms and quit.

Claims the offscreen cat has missed him over 4 days.

1hr 21m chrissy claims if he wins the $25 bet, he's going to press it.
So natch, he loses the bet and ends up having to bet $50 anyways.

Loses again, so now tis $125 due to mitchellgale.

That lsoes so we get a damnit.
Chrissy now doubles and adds 50 to get a $300 bet going. [so much for the $1,25,50,100,200,400,800 strategy]

1hr 24m claims he's played non-stop despite forgetting 15 minutes earlier he stepped away to get some water and didnt place a bet.

Sadly he wins, and starts patting himself on the back for being the greatest.
Bankroll is $2700 of the $2800 goal with 3 minutes left, so fairly likely he'll make it.

1hr 25m 10s claims hes always looking for new trends despite the system only showing the last 10 spins.

1hr 26m In classic Chrissy manner, he rambles on about just needing this last win and puts his hand up in victory before the ball spins
Natch he loses.

1hr 27m He puts his arm up again in victory AND says hollar at ya boy before the ball lands.
Not sure what is in his new drink, but its clearly worse than Mountain Dew.

Sadly he wins.
He now claims this video is the greatest comeback in youtube history.
Also, he keeps forgetting he didnt get back to the $2300 starter for his second allin, so its not exactly the way he makes it sound.

If you enjoy chrissy being an idiot, then definitely watch this nonsense.
Stick to the highlights though.

Also of note, the thumbnail is a green top Chrissy looking like Oscar the Grouch, but the video itself is classic Charlie Brown cosplay.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy wishes he could flash cash and fly like the big boys do. Here is Mattress Mack taking $10 Million out of the $72.5 Million that he won, with a wheel barrel onto HIS private jet. The amount in the wheel barrel is less than 15% of what he won.

And Chrissy thinks he is the GOAT lol






lol at Mattress Mack taking his winnings in cash. Pure Gangster.




As Phantom Limb mentioned, these bet are basically an insurance policy for him. There is a lot that goes on behind the scenes. He hires Anthony Curtis to negotiate with the casinos as well as to determine what the most optimal way is to place the bets. Its very interesting. Search “Mattress Mack Gambling with an edge”.

Chrissy could only dream of getting the plastic covering to give to NVB to play with.

[Phantom Limb]

Christopher Mitchell: Balls of Steel, Brains of Shit

[BedWetterBettor]

Christopher Mitchell: Balls of Steel, Brains of Shit

Haha so true. Proof of this is literally in his actions. Instead of simply driving an hour and change to his local gambling hole of Choctaw, he opts to spend $1000+ per head to Fly to Vegas on his fake private plane which he probably pouted like a midget dwarf to get the rear seats and be separated from people with more money than him. Likely because he couldn't get the Air BnB rental for those days and had to leave at the owner's request.

Not to mention the costs of parking at the airport, food and whatever other things he doesn't get comped for losing his ass with Stewman and Co.

If he really had a full proof strategy, why wouldn't he just stay local, win all the money he can imagine at Choctaw and then go on a real vacation to a place like Disney World? Probably because they don't have casinos there and he would actually have to provide a credit card or debit card without Mr. Foster's name & money on it!

[Mrhorney]

Mr Donk is G.O.A.T of Chrissy Plaining.

Who else could patiently sit through that unadulterated 90 mins of utter excrement 💩 from Chrissy and provide a thesis that would satisfy a professor 👨*🏫 at Oxford.

Top 🔝 marks Mr Donk 👍

PS Folks

I have noticed that we are slipping up recently. Comments are coming regarding Non Verbal Bubs without the appropriate shoutout to the aforementioned Non Verbal Bubs. Please correct going forward.

Shoutout to NVB 🤘

[BedWetterBettor]

Saw an interesting comment on one of Bart’s old videos and thought I’d put the info here.



This Tim Schlecht guy says he was a scam victim of Chrissy’s and had a plan to get back at him 9 months ago. This is exactly the time when his first channel got taken down and it’s possible this guy Tim was responsible for it!

Of course he could be just another all bark and no bite kind of victim, but I found his FB info here.

https://m.facebook.com/100011554843165/

He seems pretty active on FB and someone here could anonymously message him to find out what his plan to get CM back was. Or maybe post on his FB page for a quicker response. If he is in fact the one who got the channel taken down, he could provide us the attorney or legal route he took to do it.

His phone number is in the shot below.

[TheRivers]

And the good Christians are on the move again this morning. I guess going to church (you know…the whole reason they moved to Texas) is no longer important.

[zealanddonk]

Between the irratibility, "boredom", and eratic behaviour, I wonder if chrissy threw out some bi-polar meds when he threw out his steroids, or if this is just a reaction to steroid withdrawl.

Either way, he pretty much states Stacey would rather stay home, but fuck Stacey, what would she know?


Even one of the commenters points out he needs balance in his life.

Lets pretend Chrissy is a legit millionaire and is "bored".

Theres easily 20 "big things" he could go see and do that did not involve gambling, even if we cross off states he doesnt like cos he was homeless there, states that have poor people, and states that are too far away like Hawaii and Alaska.

Reality is, hes tweaking for his next fix, and yesterday's big boy bettign video reminded him of the thrill of fucking away his money and chasing it to be a hero.

Assmedly also the documentary filming has finished because chrissy wouldnt want the steroids included in that, and we didnt see the poor camera dude at Ryan's events.

[1dollarboxcar]

somebody could probably use this in a video edit, what Stacy the skanky says....

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck6UX...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[TheRivers]

And once again poor Bubs had no choice but to be dragged somewhere. I mean…kids his age don’t need any sleep. Do they? SMH