I don't mind, just wish Mrhorney's name was extended just a bit further, like
Ah MrHorney The Burger King, Duke of Yorkshire Pudding, Earl of Grey Teas, Baron Baccarat, Royal Knight of the Diamond Flush Order, Most Noble Order of Gases, Royal Chief of Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, Lord of Dressing Gown, Me Love you Long Time.
"What'll we get for four hundred dollars?"
"Every 'ting you want"
"Everything?"
"Every 'ting"
OK , not sure why I deserve that , this site has new people coming on and posting every day , so I introduce myself like I would to anybody I am meeting for the first time.
I have a naturally inquisition mind and am always interested in listening to the way things work in other countries , I have deleted the offending posts , as the saying goes if you have nothing to say , best to say nothing , so I won’t apart from to wish everyone success in removing Christopher Mitchell from the air waves
FYI, casinos comp you based upon something called "ADT", which stands for "average daily theoretical".
This is the amount you would lose on an average day of play with exactly average luck. They calculate this using average bet, time played, and house edge.
Chrissy must be racking enough ADT up to warrant these suites in some places. This might be due to hammering at semi-high stakes (even for a short time), and it might be due to long degenerate sessions.
It's all a mathematical equation, though.
There are some advantage plays one can do in order to make it seem like they're losing more than they actually are (in order to score comps and freeplay), but Chrissy isn't smart enough for that, so we can take that possibility off the table.
Yeah....I thought this episode was pretty amusing too. I was in Vegas that week but didn’t go over to Circa when it first opened (I did go the next day...really nice place). His footage in the casino clearly begins at the main entrance....not at the VIP entrance. So yes he had to wait in lin (or perhaps he somehow managed to cut people in the line). But no chance he ad exclusive access like some of the other Youtubers did (Steven from NotLeavingLasVegas was a VIP and he had to wear a tuxedo). CM hasn’t even approached the same ballpark as other video bloggers like Steven, Jacob, Ruby, and Pompsie. But I give him credit for trying to show that he’s important...which of course he is not.
So nice of him to take time on Thanksgiving to regurgitate the same five rules for winning every time you play Baccarat that he’s already stated in at least 35 previous videos. I mean...why would anyone want to do anything else on Thanksgiving Day?
I think we did hear some slight variance in this one. Now you shouldn’t spend more than 15 minutes in the casino. It used to be no more than 30-60 minutes.
Last edited by TheRivers; 11-26-2020 at 02:56 PM.
So for the first time in awhile I sat through one of Chrissys videos.
Todays video, "Baccarat How To Play & Win EVERYTIME - Christopher Mitchell's 5 Success Secrets"
As usual, its pure garbage.
I'm going to go over some things (Most of it has already been brought up) primary because there may be someone who is reading this considering buying CM's garbage.
The five steps are based on short sessions and stop losses.
In step #2- Set a time limit of 15 minutes at the table.
"After 15 minutes the shoe changes" Chrissy Mitchell
step #3 - Set a profit goal.
step #4 - Set a stop loss of 20%-30% of Bankroll.
step #5 - Play multiple 15 min sessions per day.
As we have discussed many times. These strategies are pure garbage and have been proven incorrect by math.
He just can not understand that playing these short "15 minute sessions" are no different that playing one continuous session. The cards do not have a memory, PERIOD. They do not know who is playing at the table. They do not know when you sit down or when you leave the table. He is playing a negative expectation game, every hand he plays has an expected loss. It does not make one iota of a difference what table or casino you are at or how long you have been playing in that session.
Chrissy, playing four 15 min sessions is the same as playing 1 hour straight.
Stop Loss? If you are playing with an advantage there is no such thing as a stop loss. You will have ups and downs due to variance. A properly funded advantage player should never leave due to short term variance swings.
Math has proven Chrissy's Strategies to be wrong. His strategies are all basic level beginner gambler fallacies.
To Review, Any type of Stop loss, Stop Win, Session time limit is absolute garbage.
"AFTER 15 MINUTES THE SHOE CHANGES" -Chrissy Mitchell
FOLKS, the above statement would NEVER be made by a professional gambler. These statements are made by ploppy/degenerate gamblers that are playing at a disadvantage.
Its clear he is getting many complaints regarding his bullshit strategies. He said near the beginning of the video, "People don't follow directions". Its not that Chrissy. The reason is your system is pure trash, and you are trash.
Once again, I know the regulars know this. This is for someone who is on the fence, hopefully it will help them see through the scam.
He previously stated that 2,000 people are currently using his 99% winning strategies. He claims he made 500K this year playing baccarat. Why does he need to beg for people to buy his $400 strategies? If Chrissy truly had a winning system just giving it to a handful of people would eventually end the game of baccarat as we know. The game would either be modified or removed entirely from casinos. But, Chrissy claims 2,000 people are using it. He is beyond absurd.
Just be happy, you are not at the same table as this MONSTER this Thanksgiving. I will pray for the In laws (Stacy's Parents) as they have to be with this donkey during the holidays. I'm sure her parents are decent people.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-26-2020 at 03:45 PM.
The MITCHELL'S WITH BOB HESLEY
Just wanted to remind everyone, there's a little over 7 hours left for Christopher's wonderful gift to humanity: ---> 20% off his Facebook/Strategies/Coaching <---
That's right people. 20% off the regular price of $500. Now only $400.
What do you get for that?
Absolutely nothing, except:
- Membership in a free-to-create private Facebook group where whack-heads and desperados from around the globe spew about the unbeatable game of baccarat. Value ~ $0.
- TWO (2) Chrissy-boy strategies for the game of baccarat which has a -1% (approx) EV if you bet on Banker, (flat or martingale). So this is worth $0 unless - god forbid - you actually try it out in a live casino in which it's value goes DOWN DOWN DOWN.
- You'll get Chrissy-boy as your personal coach and mentor. (But really, all you're getting is rehashed stupid and wrong info in weekly Facebook live sessions each Sunday night. You'll be wasting your time, but you are lonely possibly?
Add it all up and it is worth at most $0 and possibly a LOT LESS than this.
Here's the proof:
Cost $500
Disc.-$100
FB $ 0
Strat $ 0 (if you are careful and don't EVER use them - best case scenario)
Coach$ 0
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Value:$400 (TO THE NEGATIVE, that is!)
So folks, what are you waiting for? Send me $400 by 12 midnight tonight and as illustrated above you will receive...NOTHING! It is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity!!!
*If you disagree with Chrissy on any of his strategies, even showing mathematical proof, Chrissy Boy reserves the right to kick you out just like he does with people who post negative comments on his Youtube videos. Hey, he's trying to keep a positive (read censored) vibe on the personal Facebook group, you know?). No refunds.
Last edited by Forum Wars; 11-27-2020 at 05:14 PM.
Druff has explained why the hit and run strategy of making quick money and leaving the casino is all bullshit. It is really what almost all the system scammers promote. To anyone who is dropping by this thread, I came across a video by Blackjack Apprenticeship that explains why these strategies are horseshit very well. Give it 10 minutes, because I think we are all tired of hearing this nonsense from these scammers.
That a fantastic video. Explains it all perfectly.
I think CM’s hit and run strategy is a lot less about trying to create randomness but more about making people believe they can avoid the 5 or 6 martingale loss event. In a 6 Martingale strategy it would take 63 successful martingale cycles to cancel out the six in a row loss...so CM wants you to believe that if you only play 10 cycles and move on you’re not as likely to see the big loss. He’ll also say that you tend to be ahead when you first sit down at the table...so hence getting out faster means you won’t see the six in a row loss...another ridiculous statement. Sure, we’re all been through those situations where we sit down at the table and win right away. But there’s no proven math that says this is any kind of expected occurrence. As Colin said in the video...each hand is the sane probability.
In addition he CM clearly isn’t following the “win a few units and walk away” strategy himself. In many of his videos he says he played a full shoe or in some cases multiple shoes. I’ve even seen a few videos where he shows himself sitting outside the high limit room giving a recap of what has happened in the shoe “so far” and that he now will be going back in to finish the shoe that “is almost at the end.” Well in the time it would have taken him to go outside, film the video clip, and get back in there if there were only a few hands left in that shoe he’s already missed them.
I remember the video where CM challenged Colin $1000 to see who would make more money in the short run, which of course Colin (if he even saw that video) didn’t accept. The Martingaler is all about betting big and winning fast. The card counter is all about waiting for the shoe to go hot and then bet big. So of course there would be a real chance that CM would beat Colin for...let’s say a shoe or so. But put them side by side over a 10 hour period and no way Colin loses.
The other theory I had when it comes to his comps is....what are the chances he’s got some of the casinos in on this? I will give him this...he is a salesman. So could he perhaps be doing something where he tells the casino that he’s going to be bringing them players by mentioning where he’s staying in his videos? I know that online streamers often do this with online casinos and the streamer gets paid for every person who signed up for that casino (and those same streamers are often gambling with a “non-real money” account that the online casino provides for them). I’d imagine the “signing up” part would be a lot harder to prove at an actual casino. But could he be somehow getting some freebies based on that kind of relationship?
Interesting Post. In my opinion, it is possible that he may be getting additional benefits based on "discretionary comps". I would say at the Absolut most a "gentlemen's agreement". Under no circumstances do I see any casino on the planet making any type of written agreement with this Buffoon. Definitely no deal by management would be made with CM. I could see an unethical host pulling strings to try to get "action" from his followers to try to up a possible bonus/commission.
Yes, CM is a salesman. IMO, only a portion of his income is coming from his "sales act". He has so much at risk. He involves his wife and son in his scam in virtually every video. What kind of person would involve their family in their scam videos? In my opinion, he is at least doubling his income by doing this. People that view his videos from foreign countries, would not even begin to understand how someone in the Untied States would do this given so many opportunities. They give in thinking it must be legit, as no person would sacrifice their family in the United States. Christopher Mitchell will sacrifice anything to make a buck. Many of us would be able to increase our income many fold if we sacrifice are family. He has literally put a price on his family. He is an absolutely pathetic soul.
I know a few people here dont like involving Stacy. She was with this Buffoon for several years prior to having the kid. She knew EXACTLY what this scum bag was up to. Its not like she got knocked up and is just now finding out what this guy is up to. She got to see every scum bag move by this loser first hand. In my opinion she's almost as bad as he is.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-28-2020 at 12:13 PM.
She’s a skank and a whore. Her husband is a diabolical and egotistical nasty son a bitch. You’re right about her being as guilty as he is because she was blatantly aware of his homosexual behavior and deposition. I included some screen shots that were from Franklin County court records back in the day when her, that fag Chrissy and Stacy’s ex were in court. Some of things that Chrissy are nasty beyond belief and there’s no way IMO that he or Stacy should have custody of Bubs of whatever the hell that infant is they claimed is their son. I just can’t with the Mitchell’s no more.
This thread has officially gotten it’s like 15th or 16th wind. A Chrissy Thread Renaissance if you will...
Crew is all bringing heat, I’m using up all my reps.
I don't know which specific label he is, but, here are 35 characteristics of Narcissists, Psychopaths and Sociopaths. Tell me you you don't at least hit 32...you might even put your hand over your mouth once or twice.
Add Propmaster to his endless résumé:
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