Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[The Boz]

I was thinking, if he's the GOAT as he claims, he should have no problem defeating a gambling challenge put to him by someone else. Why don't we challenge him to a gambling contest. Each person puts up $10k in cash (his first problem will be coming up with this). Whoever has more profit at the tend of a predetermined time (let's say 2 hours) wins another $10k. He'll have to do this live in a casino with multiple witnesses and a third party keeping track of all bets wins and losses. If he's the GOAT, that should be easy for him.

I’ve thought the same things but as others have found out he ignores it. We aren’t his audience, only the suckers he keeps finding.

My thought was a simple $100,000 heads up that he didn’t have assets in his name of over $250,000 as of a certain date in the recent past. Easy money for him if he is and has what he says, but the problem is he doesn’t have the assets to win or the money to bet. So he is never going to take any wager because he simply can’t win.

The best hope is he fucks the wrong guy one day. We can only wish he gets the Justice he deserves.

[crudebar]

Unfortunately he probably has more funds now then he has ever had...He even has people who have stuck with him for years with the losing. These people are obviously not right in the head; but little anyone can do for them outside of people actually in their lives.

Anyone that believes winning $100 a day for 3 days is different then winning $300 in one day and believes in 15 min time limits obviously doesn't have a clue. Cards/little ball get emotional and mad at you if you get greedy. Truly what these nuts believe.

[TheRivers]

A two hour gambling challenge isn’t going to prove anything. Chrissy lives and dies by the martingale. And in a short challenge he actually can wind up winning. Stretch that out (and yes you can even do this 15 minutes at a time since he thinks that makes a difference) across…say a month and he’s going to lose.

He himself tried to challenge Colin Jones in this same way claiming that his blackjack no bust strategy can win more money than card counting. And the answer is that in the short hall it possibly can. But go over the course of a month or so and there is no question the +EV with card counting will win.

[The Boz]

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Thanks for all you do to expose the scum ball Chrissy!

[crudebar]

Didn't one of you guys FB message that dude that hugged him; and he said something to the effect that he doesn't know if he is up or down using chris's system as he doesn't keep track. That is the perfect example of why Chris's scam works. That dude didn't care if he lost money, he now has a friend. All his long term clients are lonely people that just want a friend and to be part of a group.

That's why the math doesn't matter. They are part of something and most days they win money. Then they lose everything back, get that paycheck, re-start because it was their fault that 7th day they lost, give a percentage to their best friend(chris), talk to their friends(inner cult). It's really that simple. We laugh at Chris because he thinks he is a genius when actually he is just the smartest retard, but hey there are a lot of retards out there.

[TheRivers]

I haven’t even watched todays Chrissy video yet but I’ve already got a good idea for Utah’s next video. The title of Chrissy’s is “online gambling made me a very rich man.” Hmm…I think there’s tons of footage that can be found long before he started with online gambling where he claimed to be very rich. Actually you can find those at least a full year prior to him ever showing online gambling.

But the sorry truth is…yes online gambling has made him “rich”. He’s taking in that affiliate money from the online gambling site. And as we saw very clearly from Morganstern this can be a lot..though certainly not 100K/month, which would require that his signups lose about 290K

[BedWetterBettor]

I haven’t even watched todays Chrissy video yet but I’ve already got a good idea for Utah’s next video. The title of Chrissy’s is “online gambling made me a very rich man.” Hmm…I think there’s tons of footage that can be found long before he started with online gambling where he claimed to be very rich. Actually you can find those at least a full year prior to him ever showing online gambling.

But the sorry truth is…yes online gambling has made him “rich”. He’s taking in that affiliate money from the online gambling site. And as we saw very clearly from Morganstern this can be a lot..though certainly not 100K/month, which would require that his signups lose about 290K

It’s the same nonsense how he’s making so much money he laughs at 9-5 dead broke haters. As he struggles to breath and walk simultaneously, He talks about asking his chiropractor how much he makes, probably in response to the Med school Instagram post where the guy said he will be making 400k a year to start. Chrissy says that’s not including taxes, start up costs,etc. and supposedly his chiropractor only makes 5 grand a month… lol!



I personally know chiropractors who make over 300k a year and only work 2 days a week!! So obviously Kyle is lying or misheard what the doctor told him! Couldn’t make it thru the rest of his bullshit and since he hasn’t gambled big since the birthday loss, it would appear he’s trying to recoup that money by getting more affiliate money!

[zealanddonk]

I haven’t even watched todays Chrissy video yet but I’ve already got a good idea for Utah’s next video. The title of Chrissy’s is “online gambling made me a very rich man.” Hmm…I think there’s tons of footage that can be found long before he started with online gambling where he claimed to be very rich. Actually you can find those at least a full year prior to him ever showing online gambling.

But the sorry truth is…yes online gambling has made him “rich”. He’s taking in that affiliate money from the online gambling site. And as we saw very clearly from Morganstern this can be a lot..though certainly not 100K/month, which would require that his signups lose about 290K

It’s the same nonsense how he’s making so much money he laughs at 9-5 dead broke haters. As he struggles to breath and walk simultaneously, He talks about asking his chiropractor how much he makes, probably in response to the Med school Instagram post where the guy said he will be making 400k a year to start. Chrissy says that’s not including taxes, start up costs,etc. and supposedly his chiropractor only makes 5 grand a month… lol!



I personally know chiropractors who make over 300k a year and only work 2 days a week!! So obviously Kyle is lying or misheard what the doctor told him! Couldn’t make it thru the rest of his bullshit and since he hasn’t gambled big since the birthday loss, it would appear he’s trying to recoup that money by getting more affiliate money!

It's another one of Chrissy's fantasies where he is richer than people smarter than him.
Would you really tell a client all of your finances?


If it were true, it would be $5k a week, not a month.

[zealanddonk]

O and around 11m mark chrissy claims that Non-Verbal Champers said "Walk! walk!" and thats why he's in the stroller.


Hilariously, he claims he only has Monsters rarely, yeah he's addicted to them.

For some reason he sends his wife into the store to buy the drinks.

What a tool.

[crudebar]

It’s the same nonsense how he’s making so much money he laughs at 9-5 dead broke haters. As he struggles to breath and walk simultaneously, He talks about asking his chiropractor how much he makes, probably in response to the Med school Instagram post where the guy said he will be making 400k a year to start. Chrissy says that’s not including taxes, start up costs,etc. and supposedly his chiropractor only makes 5 grand a month… lol!



I personally know chiropractors who make over 300k a year and only work 2 days a week!! So obviously Kyle is lying or misheard what the doctor told him! Couldn’t make it thru the rest of his bullshit and since he hasn’t gambled big since the birthday loss, it would appear he’s trying to recoup that money by getting more affiliate money!

It's another one of Chrissy's fantasies where he is richer than people smarter than him.
Would you really tell a client all of your finances?


If it were true, it would be $5k a week, not a month.

I have come to the conclusion chris is exactly the same on his YT channel as in real life. Very little doubt this story is fictional. So the guy tells you friend to friend what he makes in a month and the friend quickly runs and tells the story on his YT channel. Sure. Chris doesn't have any actual friends outside of cult. Period.

Not only that but uses the story to actually poke fun at him. This guys truly has no shame and it's hilarious a human exists like this outside of the movies.

[PositiveVariance]

There is nothing that Chrissy the Sissy wants more than for people to believe that he is Rich and a winning long term gambler. As we all know these are easily provable by showing:

1. Casino win-loss statement
2. BOL account history of deposits and withdrawals.
3. Chase bank account statement of ADB (Average Daily Balance).
4. A single asset of 15k or more. A car title with no lein holder.

Instead of showing this real proof he wants to show pre-recorded videos and say they are "live", and write numbers on large sheets of paper and state it as fact.

So why doesn't he show these or other real proof? Because he is not rich and he is definitely without a doubt a losing gambler.

He's just a wannabe rich, absolutely pathetic human. He is just a Charlie Brown, Bozo the Clown look-a-like that is pure entertainment to 99% that watch his antics.

[Dan Druff]

When I heard yesterday that Charlie Brown died, I was hoping that maybe this scam might be over.

Then I realized that it was the actual voice Charlie Brown, and I was sad.

[Elmo]

When I heard yesterday that Charlie Brown died, I was hoping that maybe this scam might be over.

Then I realized that it was the actual voice Charlie Brown, and I was sad.

I heard the news yesterday as well and it was very sad. I didn’t know he had mental health problems and with issues with the law. Who would have thought that guy played the voice Charlie Brown dealt with so many things. Peanuts is such a great cartoon and it’s such a shame.



Darn…How come this blockhead below couldn't die instead?? No more scams. No more lies. No more delusions of grandeur. The world would be a better place without Christopher Mitchell. Honestly…it would. He really needs to be buried where the Mole People in Vegas reside.

[TheRivers]

Look out Tampa, Florida. The Chrissy Caravan is coming your way.

[BedWetterBettor]

So Bart has also debunked Chrissy’s stupidity of a chiropractor making 5k a month, as I did earlier.



Then again, Chrissy probably has welfare coupons and food stamps for doctor visits, so it is possible his chiropractor makes peanuts as a doctor since he has dead beats like Chrissy Prescott as clients. Little Kyle is using to getting stiffed by Brandon, so he probably turns around and stiffs his doctors on the bill!

[The Boz]

Look out Tampa, Florida. The Chrissy Caravan is coming your way.

I live near there but I'm thinking I’m not welcome. Unless I shell out $1000 of course. Would be fun to show up and just yell at him and the suckers.

[TheRivers]

I didn’t know multi-millionaires actually flew discount airlines like Spirit



And not wearing masks in violation of federal mandate because…ya know…”rich people don’t follow rules”. Surprised they didn’t get tossed. The airlines don’t mess around when it comes to masks

[zealanddonk]

I didn’t know multi-millionaires actually flew discount airlines like Spirit



And not wearing masks in violation of federal mandate because…ya know…”rich people don’t follow rules”. Surprised they didn’t get tossed. The airlines don’t mess around when it comes to masks

Chrissy is smarter than all of us, he is saving money on flights and on masks.

Gotta save those pennies to be able to overpay for bad tickets for sporting events and to be pay for suites that you claim were comped until one of your inner circle rats you out.

[Dan Druff]

Waiiiiiiiiiiit a minute.

Is Bubs a "lap baby"?

It sure as fuck looks like it.

For those who don't know, airlines have this antiquated (and unsafe) rule which allows kids under 2 to sit on a parent's lap, instead of having their own ticket. This is very unsafe because the baby can easily fly out of the parent's arms during turbulence, smack against the roof, and get injured or killed. I'm surprised this hasn't been outlawed yet.

Anyway, here's Spirit Airlines' policy on lap babies: https://www.seatmaestro.com/airlines...rlines/babies/

Bubs, being over 2, should not be allowed to do this. However, airlines can't really check this, as you don't have to provide a birth certificate when flying domestically. They can say Bubs is just under 2, and provided he looks roughtly around that age, nobody questions it.

Notice in the picture, Stacy and Chrissy are sitting together, without a seat between them. Obviously Bubs can't sit by himself, so either Chrissy or Stacy would need a seat next to Bubs, while the other parent would be alone. Notice that's not the case here! Chrissy and Stacy are entrenched in their seats, and Bubs is on the floor, as if Stacy will stimply pick him up when the plane takes off!

Can you imagine flying Spirit Airlines, the absolute worst of the budget airlines, annnnnnnnnnnnnd lying about the age of your kid so you can hold him on your lap?

A new low, if true.

[zealanddonk]

Waiiiiiiiiiiit a minute.

Is Bubs a "lap baby"?

It sure as fuck looks like it.

For those who don't know, airlines have this antiquated (and unsafe) rule which allows kids under 2 to sit on a parent's lap, instead of having their own ticket. This is very unsafe because the baby can easily fly out of the parent's arms during turbulence, smack against the roof, and get injured or killed. I'm surprised this hasn't been outlawed yet.

Anyway, here's Spirit Airlines' policy on lap babies: https://www.seatmaestro.com/airlines...rlines/babies/

Bubs, being over 2, should not be allowed to do this. However, airlines can't really check this, as you don't have to provide a birth certificate when flying domestically. They can say Bubs is just under 2, and provided he looks roughtly around that age, nobody questions it.

Notice in the picture, Stacy and Chrissy are sitting together, without a seat between them. Obviously Bubs can't sit by himself, so either Chrissy or Stacy would need a seat next to Bubs, while the other parent would be alone. Notice that's not the case here! Chrissy and Stacy are entrenched in their seats, and Bubs is on the floor, as if Stacy will stimply pick him up when the plane takes off!

Can you imagine flying Spirit Airlines, the absolute worst of the budget airlines, annnnnnnnnnnnnd lying about the age of your kid so you can hold him on your lap?

A new low, if true.

Sadly a head injury is not going to do much for Bubs.
Chrissy might be planning on suing stating his bright young star was rendered an idiot due to being a lap baby.