Believe it or not this Sebastien Doat Character is one of Chrissy’s oldest Fanboys. I want to say I first remember his name from early 2020 soon after this thread started. He is clearly lying about his winning claims. He is “Not all there” in the head. I don’t mean that sarcastically, he really has mental issues. You can watch his videos on YouTube and see exactly what I mean...
The most shocking thing of all if I remember correctly is he wanted to be a pilot and his home country wouldn’t give him a pilots license (wonder why? Lol), so he went to another country to try and obtain it (His parents are well off financially).
Looks like BWB beat me to it!
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-18-2022 at 10:58 AM.
Well, chrissy has been a busy boy since getting home: 2 new videos.
1 is the standard "hurr hurr, lets see the bathroom" video of his trip and the other is a "low roller roulette" session.
Both are just over 30 minutes.
given the roulette is on the longer side, its likely he had some losing bets.
first up:
Hard Rock Casino, Rivers Casino, Ameristar Casino & Horseshoe Casino In Chicago.
12.3k viewers, so he gained very little in the week that he was away.
Wanna bet he starts getting a lot more subscribers now hes at home?
this video is full of nonsense and barely worth watching, unless you love hearing goat life cash.
Also, there is more footage of chrissy playing slot machines than there is of Stacey and NVB
30s chrissy claims he was bored and life is short, he wants to live it to the fullest by gambling every single day in the casinos it seems
Chrissy and co are on a train for some reason.
1m6s Oooooooooooooooook in the bacvkground from NVB. Shoutout to NVB.
2m41s off to miller's alehouse chicago.
Chrissy claims loaded cheese fries is one of his favourite meals and shows us a big plate of it.
I can see why he thinks life is short.
Chrissy orders 2 desserts "captain jack's" which doesnt look too bad, and a big plate of hot donut holes.
It is inspiring that he gave up the steroids to live such a healthy lifestyle.
3m45 chrissy gives ua an update, 2 sessions at Rivers casino.
[no gambling shown to this point]
3m58s despite repeatedly saying it is sunday, chrissy shows the infamous 11/11 Friday night money stack [now, he may have had more than one and not opened this one, but it is odd].
Claims he made $2k in 45 minutes. claims biggest baccky bet he had to make was $1200, and biggest spinny bet ws $900.
4m53s claims he only had 9k because it was sunday and he couldnt go to the bank
Being a silly foreigner, I can go to the ATM machine and wtihdraw money, maybe chrissy should look into those.
Or you know, carry a $20k bankroll with him as he usually claims that he does.
claims he only bought in for $4k which is why the 5k 11/11 is unopened.
5m38s Chrissy is hideously bent over at the gym probably foreshadowing
This nonsense goes roughly 30 seconds, which is a lot more exercise than he's posted in exercise videos in months.
This also relates to his recent claim that he does what he says hes going to do, yet we've seen so many one and done nonsense projects with him.
6m25s at a table, waiting for food Stacey looks beyond bored as fuck, tired and probably wonders how her life ended up like this
6m35s chrissy claims they get protein shakes after workouts, and NVB gets a whole protein shake to himself.
I'm no expert but I cant see that ending well either.
6m54s Chrissy says he isnt sure what they will do as a family, but he's definitely off to the casino later.
He does claim they have something on the agenda, but its a secret [so probably fucking].
7m25s Chrissy in the car, by himself. He's ditched the props and telling us hes over the stateline to Indiana.
7m54s claims he has 10k on him, and isnt sure how much he'll make at each caisno "probably $2500".
This is a lot less than his epic big boy 30k in 1 day fail that he tried roughly a month ago.
Chrissy points to the Willis Tower claiming that it is the tallest in America, or if not, then second behind the new World Trade Centre building.
Turns out its 3rd tallest but lets not let knowledge get in the way of Chrissy's nonsense.
11m20 Tells us the casinos in Indiana are in the Ghetto.
Claims he likes the casinos because they have low min bets and high big boy bets.
12m40s tells us its 4:30 and it took him 90 minutes to get to the casino.
13m20s claims he makes these videos to show what its like to be a professional gambler, because he has to go to all these different casinos
yeah, why not move back to Vegas, or has he been banned there?
claims he "literally goes to war with these freaking casinos"
Yeah thats a healthy mindset he has.
13:55 claims he needs to spread out his winnings at different casinos, because he would get banned if he won big at just 1 casino.
yet he hasnt been banned from BOL.
16m30s Still driving, about to go into the casino and he throws us that idiotic saying hes trying to make catch on
"goat life cash" sure sure.
17m25 he really is convinced he can make GLC work so repeats it.
No, it just isnt as catchy as NVB and never will be.
Claims he made $2375 and didnt want to press it to get to $2500 because he had other casinos to go to.
18m40 claims its emotional to go back to the first 2 casinos because he dumped off so much money.
Starts to tell us the hard working wife story.
18m50s claims he would phone up Stacey and tell her he lost another bankroll
Why did she stay with this idiot?
Why does she still stay with him given shes had roughly a 10 second cameo so far.
19m20s Claims he has 100s of thousands in his bankroll bank account [we going to see any evidence of that?]
19m49s More food: Chrissy claims Ameristar has the best quesadillas that hes ever had.
20m20s Shows 11700 in chips, claims he was down $6k at one stage.
20m30s Claims that that means the $1700 is more than $1700.
No, its $1700. Who knows how many leis hes been telling if he legit believes this himself.
21m22s New casino, $1000 in profit, no food shown.
22m10s Claims this is what goat life is all about, doing whatever it takes to succeed.
Again, move back to Vegas then.
22m40 claims he used to be an uber driver.
23m 10s claims he is paying the price so his wife and kid dont have to.
Except, he loves gambling, loves making idiotic videos and loves driving around at 1am it seems.
Such a hero complex, that his wife never asked of him.
despite being one of the smartest people ever to live, Chrissy forgot to charge his phone.
1 more GLC.
24m 45s Chrissy takes a shot at the table of what looks like a big boy bet.
2459s the infamous $2000 on dragon shot, despite side bets being for idiots
25m20s Claims he made an even $6000 in profit, despite prior footage not appearing to line up with that.
25m22s rare insight from Chrissy, claims he could have made a lot more, but wasted a lot of time driving to different casinos.
No kidding.
25m35s I suspect Ryan told Chrissy the path to $250k/m was making GLC take off as Chrissy sprinkles it in again.
26m10s Flashs a can of Monster [again why bother giving up steroids if hes still addicted to that stuff?]
26m40s Another GLC.
I preferred the idiotic hollar at ya boi at this stage.
27m30s Chrissy claims he started with $5000 today because he's up $20k for this trip
Assuming we've seen all the days he's been gambling:
Day 1: $2k
Day 2: $6k
Day 3: $4725
Yo, math dont lie, thats over $20k [hurr hurr]
Later he claims he didnt film every day, which sure is convinent.
27m50s Claims he came to this casino with a chip on shoulder, pissed off and very aggressive.
I'm guessing that secret fucking he had planned at the start of the video didnt happen.
28m5s chrissy claims it benefits him to be pissed off and aggressive, despite so many of his videos where he states never get emotional.
Also he tries to claim its those pesky memories of being such a big loser the first time he was gambling.
28m22s claims the casinos took a lot of his money years ago.
No numbnuts, you willingly gave it to them.
28m40s claims it would have taken two months of 16 hour days driving for uber to make $5k, but he almost did that in an hour today.
Obviously he wasnt driving that many hours, just he loves the time unit "16 hour days" since thats how much hard working wife did supposedly.
28m46s yet another GLC.
28m55s Chrissy claims he forgot to film his food, but good news he remembered just as the big choco cake comes out.
29m11s yet abother GLC.
29m35s Despite claiming slots were bad previously, Chrissy now states he has favourite slot machines, of which Buffalos is one of them.
He claims he put in $50, got some free spins and is up to $123.
Natch its a 1c machine and get was playing big boy $2.40 spins.
31m8s He wins a total of just over $10 from the free games, and tries to turn this into total victory by claiming no matter what he does, he makes money.
31m30s We are at the airport, Chrissy pans the camera to NVB, but not Stacey.
31m44s Time for another can of Monster.
Now he claims to have won over $32k, but forgot to show us all the footage.
This is a massive leap from the $20k he claimed earlier, and a massive leap from the $12k he did "show" us.
32m28s yet another GLC.
32m55s Chrissy claims NVB is going to be a youtuber because NVB is getting more and more comfortable.
How big is the ASMR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING market?
Video ends with an ad for his january masty meet up.
So, unless you love GLC, this is only worth it for the food [yeah no] and for seeing very worn otu Stacey at the start.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
O and the most obvious "off" thing about the video, other than almost no Stacey is, absolutely no sign of the cash later in the video.
Normally he'd fan out the $$$$ in the hotel room, or show us a sneaky peek in a bag or whatever.
Guess he must have rushed off to the bank, desposited it and forgotten to show us the receipt.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Next up Chrissy in Blue:
Roulette Strategy 100% Win Rate For Low Rollers.
38m of nonsense.
Chrissy's start balance is a very familiar $2000.08 and the time/date appears to be 17/11 so it is a new video.
[b] special note: chrissy spends a lot of time looking offscreen to the tv because a game is on, he sure loves gambling [/b
30s claims this strategy will have a 100% winrate if you follow it sounds very much like a complete lie
As a spoiler alert, he changes betting patterns halfway through and at the end claims he is going to start flatbetting off stream.
Chrissy is using the $1...$255, $598 big boy 9 bet system. Total bankroll needed $1100.
3m claims his goal is to make $100.
Chrissy is watching a game in the background: prediction if anything goes wrong, he'll blame being distracted.
7m45s Chrissy makes a weird statement that if you lose 9 in a row you should go take a pottery class and leave the gambling to him.
Is that what Zachy is doing, making clay dongs?
8m10s Dealer change, chrissy starts rambling excuses, including 2 cats running around, light in his eyes, and of course the television [which he had reviled many times before, but now of course loves]
8m40s Claims he got home an hour earlier, and here he is gambling.
Sounds like addicted behaviour to me.
Given its 7:27pm, I'm sure Stacey is more than happy he's off making videos rather than doing anything useful for her.
Chrissy forgot the cardinal rule "hurrrrr everything changes with a new dealer" and he's up to a $15 bet fairly quickly.
11m starts rambling about making videos for low rollers, and claims he was a low roller 3 and a half years ago.
No, he was a degenerate placing big boy bets.
claims he travels all over the place, and lives like a freaking rockstar.
In NZ one of our more famous rappers "Scribe" had a degenerate slot machine addiction, thats about as close to being a rockstar that Chrissy is getting.
11m30 chrissy starts recording his results and comments he sometimes forgets to do so.
Pretty sure he had a rant about consistency not that long ago, yet another do as I say, not as I do from our hero.
13m10s Chrissy scores an own goal, claims at chicago sometimes there were so many people at the roulette table you couldnt see up and over to the table.
No, thats because you are a midget Chrissy. Normal sized people dont have that problem.
He checks the temperature at the game, states its 25 degrees and points out the refs and players dont have gloves on.
He claims his fingers would fall off.
18m20s Chrissy syas hes picking one side, and what are the odds it'll brick 9 times in a row: Very slim.
Yeah, go ask Zachy clay cock maker about that one.
18m35s "if you play correctly you could literally play forever"
Sure, why not.
20m50s Chrissy asks the audience what they would do with an extra $3k per month, some people do comment but it looks like begging.
21m20s chrissy claims one of his cats is the sweetest in the world, and the other one hates everyone except Chrissy.
Sounds like how he describes his parents, except zing his father hates Chrissy.
25m49s despite mocking Zachy and everyone else who ever lost 9 in a row, Chrissy had to place a $127 [7th progression] bet.
And that loses, so now we are at the 8th progression bet.
Sadly he wins that bet, but oddly no hollar at ya boy for us.
Fortunately no GLC either tho.
28m32s LOL chrissy talking to himself asks "Why didnt you follow the winner?"
he answers because he wanted to show how powerful the 9 progression bankroll is
Amazing, he knew he was going to lose 7 in a row and was just showing us what it looked like.
29m53 Chrissy has made a total of $23 towards his $100 goal and spent almost 90 seconds yammering away about bullshit.
He decides to change to dozens and places two $1 bets.
30m25s Chrissy claims hes about to tell us a true story, by starting with "true story" Yeah complete lie warning.
Claims at Rivers the last 10 numbers were 13 or higher.
Claims he bet $2500 on middle dozen and $2500 on top dozen, and it won.
He won $2500 just like that.
Remember kids, Chrissy is not greedy, and documentation beats conversation every day.
36m Chrissy does him ramble about just hitting rebet and how easy it is.
then he does an over-exaggerated play about hurting his hand.
36m25 chrissy throws in documentation beats conversation, despite only showing roughly 1/3 of what he claimed to have won in chicago
36m55s claims he doesnt want this video to be 4 horus long because he isnt sure anyone would watch it.
O I'm sure some of the idiots who post in his comments would.
37m10s Chrissy goes true idiot
Claims he is going to just sit here for the next 2 hours off stream, watch the game hit rebet and just flatbet the whole night and see how much he has in the morning.
video ends with him up $31 which as we know is a bit less than his $100 goal.
I'm sure he'll claim he hit that $100 goal off stream thanks to the power of flat betting.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
i wonder who takes care of the 2 cats when he is gone ? maybe the maid service cause he is a multi-millionaire and lives in a mansion ??
What do you guys think of the 69k Bitcoin withdrawl?
His money?
Papa Fosters money?
Followers money?
Stacy’s long term disability settlement money?
Stolen picture?
Fake picture?
I’m not sure what to think. All I know is if this guy has any cash of substance, it is my belief he would try to find a way to put a down payment on a house.
It is true his credit might be messed up. I do think if that 200k was his last year or even if this 70k is his he would try to get Stacy’s parents to co-sign. Wether they are willing to is another issue.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-18-2022 at 04:30 PM.
Sebastian Doat flying (student pilot). He is in Miami. Apparently the United States has faith in him. Maybe he can be Chrissy’s pilot, flying a 1975 2 seat Cessna and Bubs can be in his normal strapped position to the cunts chest, Sebastian at the controls and Chrissy between them with the controls poking his ass just as he likes it.
I will try to find the video where Sebastian gives dating advice lol
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 11-18-2022 at 04:43 PM.
PositiveVariance: 2 Cats? I must have missed something, did he get a house?
krissy has mentioned cats before over the last couple weeks, ZD has even mentioned them in his recent editorials of Krissy's videos.....
so it really made me wonder on this latest trip, who is taking care of the cats.... ??
Stewman had a masturbator mind meeting in Mexico and a certain experienced Masturbator wasn’t invited!
Little Kyle did feel the need to comment and drool over his new sugar daddy!
Wonder if he’ll have another Black Friday sale now that he went busto on the Chicago trip? He can always use the excuse that it’s in celebration of his channel getting over 10K subs, even though he paid for them!
44 minutes of what likely is the same junk he’s always spewing. I won’t be watching it.
I am in Dallas today though. Wonder where that new bunker is.
We’re all Baylor fans today, ladies and gents. Our favorite degenerate who gave up sports betting a month ago (yet continues to bet on sports) took TCU one the ML today. Could be one of the biggest trap games of the weekend, and our favorite idiot took the bait. He’s such a fuckin’ predictable clown. Let’s go Bears!!
Chrissy just commented how much TCU's defense sucks.
Annnnnd its tied 14-14 at half time.
If TCU wins I'm sure there will be revisionist history about how he always had faith.
If they lose, will he delete the post, or just make up some story about betting bigger on a different game so hes a winner for the day?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I'm a low roller poker player who studies and grinds a conservative bankroll strategy but, boy, you can now count me as a believer in rebuking Satan.
I'll be sending the G.O.A.T. $499 and signing up to bask in his glory in January after seeing what a genius sports bettor he is.
Praise the baby NVB.
Just kidding, fuck that guy. Just another luckbox event like his 7th progression hitting in spinny. Still an epic loser over time.
I'll recap Chrissy's 7 secrets later today however I did take a real quick look at it.
He does some Spinny spinny starting around the 16 minute mark.
His balance is $2019, and yesterday's was $2031.
So most likely his idiotic "strategy" yesterday of flat betting $1 bets on 2 dozens ate $12.
More later.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
And theres asurprise, someone asked chrissy in that sports bet thread why chrissy didnt post the betting slip because Documentation beats Conversation.
Natch Chrissy deleted it, rather than post evidence.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Then we get this vomit inducing post from little Kyle…
Wonder if he was “elevated” in that scene with Jasmine Tame? How long did he keep that from TunaSkin Kooch??
The name Kirk doesn’t really go with his image of short, balding, fatass with a small dick…
Before he did Charlie Brown Cosplay, he was doing Doo Doo Brown fetish photos!
" TheRivers: And meanwhile Keith craft did a couples mastermind this week. Shocker that these two did not attend"
This was my second thought, right after "how exactly did chrissy wake up in the hot tub?"
Seems very much like Chrissy doesnt need marriage guidance or couples retreats so is giving out his own advice.
Also, as a nurse, can Stacey really advertise Monster as healthy?
Wonder if we'll see any footage from Chrissy at the chuirch God told him to attend, or if Chrissy did all his praying during the game yesterday.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
O and on yesterday's video, someone asked if Chrissy will be betting on Fifa World Cup, and watching it.
Chrissy claims he loves it and will be betting on it.
I wonder if he took the bait of the "leaking bribes" and bet Qatar 1-0 over Ecuador, despite Qatar being a country he cant risk going to.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Aaaaand chrissy made a very looooooooong self indulgent post about how he used to be a broke loser and cried every day.
You'd think being sunday he'd post something uplifting about Church, but closest he gets is stating he used to cuss God (ironically back when he had hair, so we know how that turned ot).
He also claims he was making %15/hr driving for Uber eats. Thats more thna minimum wage and he could work the hours he wanted, he really doesnt have a clue.
I'm sure he can provide plenty of documentation in the form of tax forms if nothing else to back this story up.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
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