Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[crudebar]

Has to be the only man in the world that looks back so fondly of making table games in casinos his profession.

"Mom if you could only see me now!"

[JeffDime]

Good thing for Chrissy this was Jungleman and not the Repo Man.

[zealanddonk]

Just watched the prancing around vegas video.

The true elements in it:
He loves eating raw cookie dough.
He probably did somehow manage to waste 8 hours of his life roaming around Vegas.
He definitely lost 6 hands in a row and hit the table limit thanks to martingaling.

Things that you'd expect but didnt see:
There were many asians, none of them approached him and said "Look, its Chrissy THE KING OF BACCARAT!!!!!"
His bankroll at any time. He stated he got a little confused with how much he had won at one point. Maybe put backroll in left pocket, profit in right pocket, and show it to the camera at the end of each casino.

Things that probably arent true:
"I made $100 at 10 casinos, 9 of them in less than 15 minutes each"
Sure buddy sure. No evidence.


Also, he intends to demonstrate this killer statregy to his inner circle in January.
"Go to lots of casinos and win a little".



About the only thing I liked was never having been to Vegas, was seeing the different casinos and some of the special Xmas things they have.
Even then Chrissy shows his balls with a throw away comment that he wasnt sure if they all had their xmas stuff up DESPITE his claims he regularly plays at these casinos.

[CJEN]

Good thing for Chrissy this was Jungleman and not the Repo Man.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PositiveVariance]

Good thing for Chrissy this was Jungleman and not the Repo Man.

This is hilarious, where did you find this?

Funny to see one of the real GOAT’s of online poker history laughing at Chrissys “IM GOAT” plate.

I wonder what he would think if he knew the driver was a 42 year old lifelong scammer who’s In-Laws had to co-sign for him to get his “IM GOAT” ride?

Chrissy, your such a buffoon.

[CJEN]

Good thing for Chrissy this was Jungleman and not the Repo Man.

This is hilarious, where did you find this?

Funny to see one of the real GOAT’s of online poker history laughing at Chrissys “IM GOAT” plate.

It's an Instagram story. I saw it too and had a big laugh.

[Dan Druff]

Someone needs to tell Jungleman that he was behind a scammer.

[donkey]

JeffDime: I’m in Vegas but someone sent me this. Some social media thing lol.

Watch out Vegas, Dimester is in town!

"I know you want Chrissy to think that you are there to pound his arse, but we all know that you are really thinking about is Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage."

Is this you in the headlines?

Bettor turns $50 into more than $1 million thanks to wild 15-leg parlay.

Las Vegas strip club shuts down

Should of given a heads up you were planning to be in Vegas. Would have flown out for a government mandate.

Cheers,

-d

[JeffDime]

"I know you want Chrissy to think that you are there to pound his arse, but we all know that you are really thinking about is Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage."

Is this you in the headlines?

Bettor turns $50 into more than $1 million thanks to wild 15-leg parlay.

Las Vegas strip club shuts down

Should of given a heads up you were planning to be in Vegas. Would have flown out for a government mandate.

Cheers,

-d

Chrissy can rest assured I’m hoping to pound many things out here and his ass is not one them.

No milly for me as of yet Donkey… but happy to meet up with you or any of the guys as I’ll be in town probably a month for now at least.

However, if Chrissy changes his license plate to “IM BLOAT” I would be willing to pony up that 50 to NV DMV and even cover his anal bleaching in preparation for his Baccarat Birthday Booty Boot Camp Bash. Which I’m guessing is going to take place at the Rio All-Shit Hotel & Casino.

Real offer. Not at one of those high end places, one of those cheap ass Spas/Tug joints. But as the Director of Big Loads #34 once told Chrissy, “Bleach is bleach…just get it done you cheap fuck”.

[BedWetterBettor]

Wonder if Chrissy walking around the strip was nothing more than a test run to see if he can Casino hop and not get hassled by anybody, including security and local haters?

As I’ve stated numerous times, you can be prohibited from playing table games and still walk around the property and even check in the hotel. Since gaming security and hotel reception have no clue what the other is doing, it’s a safe bet he can check in without incident.

The one interesting item might be if he decides to play or pulls a Jason Sample and “advises” for a cut? It would seem his big push for money may include playing as little as possible with his own money and primarily getting suckers to play with his “guidance” , which we all know is worth dog shit and is the reason nobody pays him for 1 on 1 coaching!

[RMS9]

Wonder if Chrissy walking around the strip was nothing more than a test run to see if he can Casino hop and not get hassled by anybody, including security and local haters?

As I’ve stated numerous times, you can be prohibited from playing table games and still walk around the property and even check in the hotel. Since gaming security and hotel reception have no clue what the other is doing, it’s a safe bet he can check in without incident.

The one interesting item might be if he decides to play or pulls a Jason Sample and “advises” for a cut? It would seem his big push for money may include playing as little as possible with his own money and primarily getting suckers to play with his “guidance” , which we all know is worth dog shit and is the reason nobody pays him for 1 on 1 coaching!

Great point, BWB. Very possible he was testing the waters in preparation for the tug-a-thon knowing he would have to make an appearance on the strip. Also, this coincides with why he’s also always looking over his shoulder and constantly scanning from left to right while he walks through the casino. He’s likely fearful of security and/or his growing list of haters.

[donkey]

Wonder if Chrissy walking around the strip was nothing more than a test run to see if he can Casino hop and not get hassled by anybody, including security and local haters?

As I’ve stated numerous times, you can be prohibited from playing table games and still walk around the property and even check in the hotel. Since gaming security and hotel reception have no clue what the other is doing, it’s a safe bet he can check in without incident.

The one interesting item might be if he decides to play or pulls a Jason Sample and “advises” for a cut? It would seem his big push for money may include playing as little as possible with his own money and primarily getting suckers to play with his “guidance” , which we all know is worth dog shit and is the reason nobody pays him for 1 on 1 coaching!

As Dimester mentioned, Chrissy Bottoms is preparing for his Baccarat Birthday Booty Boot Camp Bash and agree that it might be held at the Rio All-Shit Hotel & Casino. That’s is probably the main reason he stayed there not to long ago. Testing the waters, giving play to hopefully get a suite comped in January. However, Chrissy realized it’s an All-Shit and not so convenient to 15 minute casino hop, so he decided to give Paris some play that ended up as an all night bender chasing his losses. Odds are that Chrissy Bottoms will be holding his Baccarat Birthday Booty Boot Camp Bash at a Caesar’s property.

[The Boz]

Paris is known as one of the more gay friendly hotels in Vegas so it seems a logical choice for Chrissy’s orgy.

But even Paris should have a problem with the solicitation of a $1,000 to be part of the activities and the possible willing gang rape of old Blowjob Bob on film.

Just saying it can’t hurt to let the good people at Caesars know of the upcoming visit by one of the biggest gay porn stars in history having a filming party at their hotel. Perhaps maybe even a local would want to help them advertise his appearance with pictures and signs in the mens room stalls the day of the event. Just so anyone offended by it knows who they are looking for when walking around the casino and hotel.

[Dan Druff]

I think there's a very high chance that Chrissy is outright banned from certain casinos in Vegas.

It is just about certain that he's banned from filiming customers he's taking into casinos. That happened awhile ago, presumably because people would lose and complain to the casino.

It is possible he is banned from William Hill for multiaccounting. Multiaccounting in sportsbetting is typically done for purposes of getting extra action down on games where there's an upper limit, or to repeatedly take advantage of one-per-customer promotions. If Chrissy did get banned from WH, it's probably for the latter. I need to do some research on whether this happened, but I've been busy with other things.

I don't think it's likely that he's outright banned from high limit games, as that would be the casino throwing away money. He's either banned from properties, banned from gambling, banned from filming, or banned from bringing in customers (could be different at each place, obviously).

Basically the casinos have a tough decision with Chrissy, because he's guaranteed $, and is known to shoot off big amounts when losing. However, they also know what he is, and probably don't want to be associated with that. So it's a balancing act.

[TheRivers]

He definitely seemed a bit disoriented in this video.

First he said that it’s 120 degrees in the Winter,. Then he walks into the Venetian and says that he “actually walked into the Palazzo” and “would head to the Venetian next.” You could clearly see that he was actually in the Venetian.

He also kept saying that he’s going into casinos he doesn’t normally go to because he is “looking for something.”

Notice how he walks into everything in the area around Bellagio except for the Cosmo. Hmmmm.

I actually think what he’s looking for in these places is stadium gaming. Even at one point he’s walking through Paris and says he spots a game he likes on the left and you could see that it’s the edge of the stadium gaming area in Paris. I think he also went into Flamingo looking for it there but they don’t have it (or at least they didn’t when I was last there). The Venetian does and so does the Mirage. I don’t recall seeing it at the Palazzo when I was there two months ago.

Stadium gaming makes sense for him if he is banned from playing table games. He wouldn’t be able to be spotted so easily.

Anyway…just my observation.

[zealanddonk]

Keep in mind, one of the reasons he advocates online play is because
"You dont have to present a player's card and have them look at it like you are a criminal".
'
Or equally unusual wording for a fine upstanding citizen with nothing to hide.

[donkey]

He definitely seemed a bit disoriented in this video.

First he said that it’s 120 degrees in the Winter,. Then he walks into the Venetian and says that he “actually walked into the Palazzo” and “would head to the Venetian next.” You could clearly see that he was actually in the Venetian.

He also kept saying that he’s going into casinos he doesn’t normally go to because he is “looking for something.”

Notice how he walks into everything in the area around Bellagio except for the Cosmo. Hmmmm.

I actually think what he’s looking for in these places is stadium gaming. Even at one point he’s walking through Paris and says he spots a game he likes on the left and you could see that it’s the edge of the stadium gaming area in Paris. I think he also went into Flamingo looking for it there but they don’t have it (or at least they didn’t when I was last there). The Venetian does and so does the Mirage. I don’t recall seeing it at the Palazzo when I was there two months ago.

Stadium gaming makes sense for him if he is banned from playing table games. He wouldn’t be able to be spotted so easily.

Anyway…just my observation.

Can’t be stadium gaming, BLOAT has already proven they are a scam

[BedWetterBettor]

Today’s video offers some golden moments and is unusually long, indicating he needs more money from YT and requires more watch time to get it! Around 20 minutes in we get a cameo from screaming Bubs and skank, which Chrissy uses as en excuse to why he doesn’t play in the day time!



Then around 25 minutes in, he starts losing 5 Marty’s in a row and actually blames his own child at the 29 minute mark. I kid you not, the Bloat piece of shit blames his autistic son for causing him to lose and he whines about all the noise!!

If you need proof of what a great father and husband Chrissy isn’t… this is all you need!

[Elmo]

Today’s video offers some golden moments and is unusually long, indicating he needs more money from YT and requires more watch time to get it! Around 20 minutes in we get a cameo from screaming Bubs and skank, which Chrissy uses as en excuse to why he doesn’t play in the day time!



Then around 25 minutes in, he starts losing 5 Marty’s in a row and actually blames his own child at the 29 minute mark. I kid you not, the Bloat piece of shit blames his autistic son for causing him to lose and he whines about all the noise!!

If you need proof of what a great father and husband Chrissy isn’t… this is all you need!

Great synopsis buddy!



I seen that video on my YouTube search and I couldn’t stomach it after a few minutes. I’m just sick of the Charlie Brown show to continue on. Good grief smh…and it seems that these brick and mortar casinos, illegal online casinos and YouTube don’t even care that this Ronald McDonald handjob giving prick with no dick is parading around scamming and promoting his frivolous strategies and brand as he’s someone special. Oh Christopher…if you dropped dead and left this earth today, no tears will be shed and the world would be a better place.

At the end of the day, these companies just care about the money and advertisements and that’s just shameful and sad. I know we poke fun and embarrass this Chrissy the Bloat and his fucked up family (I am aware that I do but Christopher dug his own grave and has to own it and I simply don’t give a fuck). This is the only platform that genuinely informs people about this grimy and insensitive bastard. I thank Dan and Jeff for allowing this.

Guys…What hotel is allowing this cocksucking fiend to stay? I’m appalled that any property on the strip is permitting him to stay and loiter.

Happy Holidays everybody and be safe.



Sorry Bubs. No Santa this year. Daddy Dearest is going broke.

[TheRivers]

Today’s video offers some golden moments and is unusually long, indicating he needs more money from YT and requires more watch time to get it! Around 20 minutes in we get a cameo from screaming Bubs and skank, which Chrissy uses as en excuse to why he doesn’t play in the day time!



Then around 25 minutes in, he starts losing 5 Marty’s in a row and actually blames his own child at the 29 minute mark. I kid you not, the Bloat piece of shit blames his autistic son for causing him to lose and he whines about all the noise!!

If you need proof of what a great father and husband Chrissy isn’t… this is all you need!

For whomever said that he’s trying to build up comps at the Caesar’s properties…..Looks like you got it right. That’s Planet Hollywood he’s staying at. Doesn’t seem to be a big suite however because you’d think he’d be in the other room if it was…but perhaps I’m wrong. I’m sure if it is a suite he’ll be showing it off in a video soon

Some comments….

- Why in the world would anyone go stay at a Vegas casino only to play online in their room…especially a guy who lives nearby?
- Think he dropped enough F-bombs right in front of his wife and kid?
- What the heck could possibly be going through Stacy’s mind as she’s seeing this? She normally isn’t sitting there while he goes through his gambling tirades. How can this woman just sit there and listen to all of this?
- Gonzaga was a -247 last night. No wonder he bet on them.

Getting comped in Vegas on a Tuesday night isn’t hard…But it sure looks like he’s trying to build that up again heading towards January.