And FOLKS this is today’s session win:
And here is my buy-in:
And FOLKS this is today’s session win:
And here is my buy-in:
In today’s video he says he won $5 LOL. Probably another case of him not being able to do simple math. Making a video saying you won five bucks, And calling yourself “The GOAT”? Then calling your son baby Goat or Goat Jr.?? The kid can’t even say 2 words. Chrissy, You need to stop making videos and get the kid help. He will see your videos one day. Your embarrassing. I guess a dude that spreads his ass hole wide open on camera to make a few Hundred, lost any ounce of dignity he had long time ago.
Also if he did win $15 bucks, I saw a banner outside my local McDonald’s, saying they are starting at $15 per hour. That is about what your worth Chrissy. Just Over Broke.
Also Chrissy, Tuna Coochie Stacy is going to leave your ass someday. Champers will end up seeing these videos. You won’t even be able to defend yourself by making up stupid lies since Stacy will have full time custody of Chompers. The videos are here on YouTube to stay. Wide open ass cheeks in all
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 06-17-2021 at 01:10 PM.
Just finished another session. With Chrissy Bottom’s GOAT gobbling blackjack strategy I would have ended up with pocket lint. With basic strategy from the Wizard of Odds and with positive variance smiling on me, in one shoe I turned the win above into:
Cheers!
Nice win.
The funny thing is Chrissy wouldn’t be able to show us 5% of that amount on camera.
Come on Chrissy, just 5% of $179,500 = $8,975
Show us 9k Chrissy! (Your probably can’t show us 2% of that amount)
You say your the GOAT, let’s see it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy tries to steal this image and use it as his own.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 06-17-2021 at 04:59 PM.
4 wins and 13 losses if my math is correct. Should be another losing night for our little Einstein. The Rays losing was glorious since he placed 9 parlays that included them. Well done, Chrissy. Can’t wait to hear his excuses or the secret bets he placed that he didn’t tell us about.
Cheers Chrissy:
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
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2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
So…by my numbers…in terms of parlays we have now seen on camera…
He went 3 for 4 in one video
He went 5 for 20 in another video
He went 4 for 10 in a third video
He went what I believe is 4 for 14 yesterday (might have been 4 for 15 if he included a specific parlay of Tampa/SF…though I think he said he only paired them up with each of the other 7 teams.
Overall this has translated to him being close to even thanks to getting lucky with a couple of those 3 team parlays early on. But still you’re talking an overall bet record of 16 of 48. That’s a .333 winning percentage. Not exactly a sports sharp we are dealing with here.
And even if he did straight bets on all 9 teams from yesterday (which I’m sure he will tell us he did) that’s still only 5 for 9…and since these were I think all favorites he still takes a loss thanks to the VIG
It’s great to see him lose. I just wonder how long he will continue to do the parlays. He forgets he is a Scammer not a winning sports better.
His .333 winning percentage is actually not all that bad.
True odds on a 2 team parlay are .274, a 3 team parlay is .144. The problem is that he is picking heavy favorites which naturally will greatly increase his winning percentage, but the payout is much less. Like when he bets $25 on a 2 teamer to win 30 something bucks.
Hopefully with this record breaking Vegas heat he keeps the Tuna Cooch indoors. Or better yet , lock her in a closet.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 06-18-2021 at 12:25 PM.
Alright, who made this ???
https://instagram.com/bobhesleyjr?utm_medium=copy_link
Might I suggest adding this photo of Chia Head Chrissy???
Or you can add this from the latest Losing video… I call it Constipated Chrissy!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-18-2021 at 08:56 AM.
This loony tune bastard will just say anything to say he never loses…
Señor Titties has to understand,
WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY YOU WON IN ROULETTE. You will lose there using your long ago disproven strategies (all negative, no matter how close your numbers are to each other in the roulette wheel).
You can beat sports if you can beat the juice. So far you're not. We only care about the shown bets.
So, you're going to need more suckas to scam if you want to feed the lady and child if you're actually gonna -EV gamble like you have been at sports lately. Enjoy it, cuz the Missus will be cutting you off from sports gamboooling soon, don't-a-worry, it's obvious you're just "hoping" to luck into some wins with the sports so you can do it for a while. There probably will be a period where you win for a while. But, yeah, you have no skill so, give it up before Stacy adds sports to non-permissible games you can play.
Face it, Chris, we're right. You're a scammer, and not even a scammer and a pro EV. Your accidental comedy routine and crass maximum monetization on Youtube is the only reason you will enjoy $6k a year there too (while it lasts). We're doing our part to limit your scam income. It'll get harder now that there's less left from the glory days of 2019-2020 scamming, where you did earn a bunch by being an asshole scammer and no one was tearing your scams apart daily.
Last edited by Forum Wars; 06-18-2021 at 07:08 PM.
Don’t watch this video…you won’t able to get this time back ever again.
Wow…This cunt has bigger tits than than Tuna Coochie.
I guess times are that hard to point he has breastfeed Bubs now. Shame…Gynecomastia is really in full effect with Chrissy Bottoms.
Last edited by Elmo; 06-19-2021 at 10:09 PM.
I wonder what the status is with Chrissy and strip casinos. How many are left which haven't banned him? How many are left which haven't at least told him to stop filming there?
Really looks like he's worn out his welcome. Funny enough, as I mentioned before, I think he got banned from Venetian because of a concern about money laundering, even though that's not what he was doing.
"I swear, guys, I just like feeling rich! That's why I buy in for $5k, play $25/hand for a few minutes, and cash out! I swear! I grew up poor and this is how I feel like somebody!"
"Yeah we don't believe you, Charlie Brown. Get the fuck outta here!"
And yet again today we are reminded that playing for five minutes, getting one win, then coming back a few minutes later and doing the same thing is not the same as playing for 10 minutes straight. Only in the world of Chrissy.
Funny thing is…he claims to have turned $100 into $615 by doing this over the course of day getting one $10-$15 win and then taking a break each time. So let’s think about that for a second. If each “session” only lasts 5 minutes and then he takes a 10 minute break between “sessions” that means 15 minutes pass by between each win. So in order to gain $500 betting $15 at a time you’d need about 34 sessions. So…34 times 15 is 510 minutes. That’s over 8 hours of elapsed time.
What was that again about not needing a 9 to 5 job?
Last edited by TheRivers; 06-20-2021 at 09:20 AM.
Just saw Chrissy’s exercise video. Senor Titties does indeed have huge titties. Cant unsee that. Damage done. First time post. From UK. I laughed so hard at his attempts to do push ups I had tears in my eyes.
Great work guys. Continue until Chrissy Bottoms is banned from YT
More cringe worthy bullshit today about his “Gambling Life”. But it’s all recycled bullshit from a year ago. Only this time it looks more like a hostage video. He even sticks Tuna Kooch in front of the camera and is probably lurking close by coaching her on what to say!
How do you know these deadbeats are lying? The lizard tongue always rears its ugly head!
I just have a quick question…do you guys think that Chrissy is really making those kinds of gains in the gym?? I was looking at some of last screen shots of his videos and I just feel as though he’s applying photoshop to make it seems like he’s getting so muscular. He just looks off in all aspects…He struggles to even do push ups and even complete sets at the gym. Unless he’s really using anabolic steroids or weight gain 2000 or something along those lines, there’s no possible way for him to look like that. Plus, do you think he’s buying Wal-Mart that are one or two sizes smaller to give that impression that he’s becoming a wannabe bodybuilder again.
I know he’s probably reading this and getting roid rage as we speak…but hey…it’s your own wrongdoings that got you in the spotlight. I’m ready for your passive aggressive remarks in the lame ass videos you make about myself and the good people in the Thread. You should be focusing on getting that speech and developmental specialist for that delayed son of yours. Maybe some good old Summer Eve for that Skank of yours.
By the way…that picture of Tuna Cooch is atrocious.
So gross…Anyone who was inside that mouth, crotch or asshole should be ashamed.
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