Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[PositiveVariance]

Congratulations to the crew!
500K Views Today.

[TheRivers]

I still find it absolutely hysterical that Chrissy is so quick to call out the fact that casinos allow you to have the Blackjack basic strategy card since it doesn’t give you any edge. But yet he’s so convinced that those spin results in Roulette actually help you. Seriously Chrissy, if knowing the past results of spins meant anything do you think the casinos would have them out there on large boards staring you in the face? Ever wonder why they will show you past results on Baccarat and Roulette but not on Blackjack? Ever wonder why at the sportsbook they don’t have all sorts of stats on the board for you to look at…other than a team’s overall record and (for baseball) a pitcher’s record and ERA?? If there are any stats or results that are going to give you any kind of an advantage in any table game or sporting event you can sure as hell expect to not find them anywhere in a casino. Go ahead…continue being friends with the trend. After all…you don’t seem to have any other friends.

[TheRivers]

Look out boys…..Chrissy now claims to be building a strategy that will make him more in the next 6 months than he has made in the past three years. Wow I can’t wait. I think I will start emptying my bank account now so I can run to Atlantic City the second he finishes this groundbreaking strategy.

[RMS9]

Look out boys…..Chrissy now claims to be building a strategy that will make him more in the next 6 months than he has made in the past three years. Wow I can’t wait. I think I will start emptying my bank account now so I can run to Atlantic City the second he finishes this groundbreaking strategy.

Was just getting ready to post something about this, Rivers. Amazing so many 95%+ winning strategies can be created by one man all in less than 2 years. Forget the fact that many great men and woman before him were never able to crack the code. But this genetically short-statured, manicured eyebrow, high school dropout has somehow been able to do what other supreme geniuses weren’t able to do. Enjoy the 16 minute mark, everyone.

[zealanddonk]

Look out boys…..Chrissy now claims to be building a strategy that will make him more in the next 6 months than he has made in the past three years. Wow I can’t wait. I think I will start emptying my bank account now so I can run to Atlantic City the second he finishes this groundbreaking strategy.

He's researching if he should get an extra mouth or extra arsehole surgically carved into his body.

[zealanddonk]

Look out boys…..Chrissy now claims to be building a strategy that will make him more in the next 6 months than he has made in the past three years. Wow I can’t wait. I think I will start emptying my bank account now so I can run to Atlantic City the second he finishes this groundbreaking strategy.

Was just getting ready to post something about this, Rivers. Amazing so many 95%+ winning strategies can be created by one man all in less than 2 years. Forget the fact that many great men and woman before him were never able to crack the code. But this genetically short-statured, manicured eyebrow, high school dropout has somehow been able to do what other supreme geniuses weren’t able to do. Enjoy the 16 minute mark, everyone.

In fairness, some highschool dropouts have created amazing things or been highly successful.
Obvious not Chrissie with his brand of idiocy though.

Its probably going to be a sports betting system since there are so many variables there and thanks to "Money Ball" there is probably still some interesting avenues left to research/investigate.

Knowing Chrissie tho "Hurr durr, I'm gonna bribe a World Series team to take a dive".

I saw he posted 2 other longish videos that did not seem worth watching.

[RMS9]

Was just getting ready to post something about this, Rivers. Amazing so many 95%+ winning strategies can be created by one man all in less than 2 years. Forget the fact that many great men and woman before him were never able to crack the code. But this genetically short-statured, manicured eyebrow, high school dropout has somehow been able to do what other supreme geniuses weren’t able to do. Enjoy the 16 minute mark, everyone.

In fairness, some highschool dropouts have created amazing things or been highly successful.
Obvious not Chrissie with his brand of idiocy though.

Its probably going to be a sports betting system since there are so many variables there and thanks to "Money Ball" there is probably still some interesting avenues left to research/investigate.

Knowing Chrissie tho "Hurr durr, I'm gonna bribe a World Series team to take a dive".

I saw he posted 2 other longish videos that did not seem worth watching.

I stand corrected. Good point, Zeal. You’re absolutely right that many great men and women have become extremely successful after dropping out of HS. I guess I should have said it’s just not the norm.

[UtahDrone]

Enjoy the 21:00 to 28:30 mark where he loses 6 hands of blackjack in a row (spoiler, he pusses out on the last martingale). He loses half of his bankroll however.

His “no hit” strategy bites him in the butt and he also complains a lot about the other “greedy” players that play a split properly and don’t affect the outcome.

Stick to your day job Chrissy... wait, errrr, never mind.

[TheRivers]

Enjoy the 21:00 to 28:30 mark where he loses 6 hands of blackjack in a row (spoiler, he pusses out on the last martingale). He loses half of his bankroll however.

His “no hit” strategy bites him in the butt and he also complains a lot about the other “greedy” players that play a split properly and don’t affect the outcome.

Stick to your day job Chrissy... wait, errrr, never mind.

Should re-title this…”How to be an addicted gambler.” How many times in this video (and mind you I didn’t watch the whole thing) did he say “I need to leave this room now” and then kept playing? How many times did you hear the words “I have to get my money back?” All signs of an addict.

And yes…all the other blackjack players never win. Of course that’s true. How could anyone win by following a strategy developed by actual.mathematicians?

[zealanddonk]

Enjoy the 21:00 to 28:30 mark where he loses 6 hands of blackjack in a row (spoiler, he pusses out on the last martingale). He loses half of his bankroll however.

His “no hit” strategy bites him in the butt and he also complains a lot about the other “greedy” players that play a split properly and don’t affect the outcome.

Stick to your day job Chrissy... wait, errrr, never mind.

"if I'd been flat betting $5 a hand I would have lost $25, rather than burning $700 dollars in 5 hands".

I also like he saying "O most of my videos aree only 10-15 minutes long, sometimes 30 if I have to chase a little".
This nonsense clocks in at an hour 10.

As always, watch at 1.75x speed.


Late edit: Looks like he was too busy winning he couldnt be bothered shaving.

[RMS9]

Enjoy the 21:00 to 28:30 mark where he loses 6 hands of blackjack in a row (spoiler, he pusses out on the last martingale). He loses half of his bankroll however.

His “no hit” strategy bites him in the butt and he also complains a lot about the other “greedy” players that play a split properly and don’t affect the outcome.

Stick to your day job Chrissy... wait, errrr, never mind.

Should re-title this…”How to be an addicted gambler.” How many times in this video (and mind you I didn’t watch the whole thing) did he say “I need to leave this room now” and then kept playing? How many times did you hear the words “I have to get my money back?” All signs of an addict.

And yes…all the other blackjack players never win. Of course that’s true. How could anyone win by following a strategy developed by actual.mathematicians?

He makes an amazingly idiotic comment within that 25 minute mark where he ridicules other people at the table for “not thinking of others” when making decisions about how to play their own hand. And as someone else said, he keeps talking about how he hasn’t received one good hand. How the other two players are idiots. And how he should leave the room. But what does he do? He stays in the room. He keeps playing with the other “idiots”. And he keeps pressing his bets. Chris, my friend, the only idiot is you, sir.

[BedWetterBettor]

Speaking of willfully dense, look who’s back!!! Good ol Blowjob Bob is ready to give Christopher Two Thumbs Up…







Two Thumbs up his butthole!!! I seriously think Bob is a closeted gay man and wants Chrissy to “perform” for him. Happens all the time with these retired old guys who already got married had kids and are now old & lonely. Will this fool ever learn??



The dealer’s reaction to Chrissy’s new webcam show… : D

[crudebar]

Such a lowlife scumbag to use his Mom's premature death as a tool to sell his scams.

Chris you are the dog shit on the shoe of life. Your mom couldn't be anymore ashamed of you and how you turned out.

[TheRivers]

Rule number 1 Chrissy if you want to become the GOAT of sports betters…you don’t place your bets on a Tuesday for games that won’t happen till Saturday. Maybe less of a risk when it comes to college ball…but with the NFL that will most certainly come back to bite you…much like when you had no clue that parlays drop down to straight bets when baseball games get rained out.

He wins “every single day” except when he doesn’t win apparently (and e finally admits to losing days with Roulette…what a shock)

Looking forward to the celebrity death-match battle for who the GOAT is between Chrissy, Cody Covers, Vegas Dave and Steve Stevens. I’d actually watch that…pure entertainment.

[TheRivers]

Looks like Mr Money Bags risked $125 on a 5 team parlay of college football games. Not exactly the $1000s he was showing you that he bet on other sports wagers. He’s not even good at being secretive.

[zealanddonk]

I sure am glad I didnt send him $500 last week for his God inspired super sports tips, guaranteed to win because he's the goat.


Other highlights include
"Hurr durr, three years ago I didnt even know what gambling was"

"I'm fucking off on holiday later this week, totally not to avoid angry inner circle jerkers who lost money on my idiocy and to avoid creditors, like man, I've totally earnt another holiday"

As others have said, time is ticking for him to find a new place to live.

And if he was a good Christian, he would have forgiven his father, turned the other cheek, honoured his father and his mother and any number of other parts of the bible that he isnt.

About the only good thing with the video was, it wasnt a bait and switch, title "I lost $10k being a muppet at sports betting last week" and there was no "Hurr Durr, but I also won $15k hollar at your boy".

About the only interesting question is if he parlayed favourites and got fucked when one lost, or if he tried something more exotically stupid and it lost.

[crudebar]

Looks like Mr Money Bags risked $125 on a 5 team parlay of college football games. Not exactly the $1000s he was showing you that he bet on other sports wagers. He’s not even good at being secretive.

so a 5 team parlay that ranges from -14 to -27 favorites. What a god! So his thought process is "duh well this team is better than that team so screw how many points i have to lay"

He will be back to .50 cent roulette within a month. No doubt he lost that 1.5k bankroll from a few days back; so back to being bent over with sports gambling again. I am sure this time it will most definitely work out for him.

[Mrhorney]

Folks, there was a European football ⚽️ (soccer) game last night and sports 🏈 bets by Chrissy gave a free taster tip, however I’m not sure 🤔 whether there was anything scientific 🧪 about his selection but it still won.

The tip?

BCS Young Boys (Switzerland) V Manchester United 2-1

Chrissy did point out that he fancies young boys so I followed his advice aaaaaaaaaaaand a shock result

Way to go Kyle Prescott 👍

[crudebar]

My educated guess for why these wagers aren't being placed on BOL; is because he busted his roll and you need to deposit by crypto(of which he probably now has none) credit card(who knows if this fool has a card or what the limit is, plus BOL then asks for a bunch of information before they will process a withdrawal) or WU, Moneygram(another hassle).

Since he lives in vegas, and loses online and has no funds handy, you might as well take the short trip to a vegas casino then to do the other headaches to deposit online. Of which it can be a headache if you don't have crypto funds.

If the vacation thing is true, then it shows his crypto is at 0. Otherwise he would just place them online.

edit: another fun fact is BOL probably has better odds then the odds he took. One could cross reference his ticket to see. He obviously doesn't understand that to be a successful gambler you need to find and push small edges. He simply and obviously doesn't have the brain power. The lord will simply light his path to financial success at gambling. I am no expert on the bible but i believe it states to give everything you have to the poor not to keep the lion's share for yourself and to give a percentage away. But once again, not an expert, like chris.

[The Boz]

After all these years Red Rock found a bigger sucker than Alan Mendelson to laugh at while taking their bets.