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Thread: Blatant YouTube Baccarat Scammer Christopher Mitchell “Professional Gambler”

  1. #2101
    OMG 😮 Folks.

    It is Sunday evening here in jolly old England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    I am sat watching US handball (49s V New England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧&#917631 my team obviously 🙄 but they are getting a bigger anal penetration that Chrissy got off big Errol in Colt studios 😞


    Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I decided to sit through the latest offering by Kyle on the iPad.
    It was the usual

    Being a Johnny Foreigner I would never ever wish to try and influence another country’s democratic vote , it’s true The Donald isn’t 99% of Folks cup of tea ☕️ outside the USA 🇺🇸 but he is your democratically appointed president.

    But........................Chrissy has announced that if Joe wins he is leaving the country 😱
    Noooooooooooo please please please all Americans on this site I am begging 🥺 you to vote for the Donald , no other country in the world wants Chrissy Stacykins and Champers dropping in claiming asylum.

    We have enough problems in Europe with asylum seekers from all over Africa and the Middle East without Kyle and his brood dropping on our shores.

    ALL YOU FOLKS VOTE 🗳 DONALD AND KEEP CHRISSY ON YOUR TERRITORY 👍

     
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      Elmo: I hope Chrissy goes where ISIS still cuts off heads for lies and scams...

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    Caveat
    Chrissy could go to Macao 🇲🇴
    That would be the best for everyone

    1-We would all be shot of the fuckwit
    2-The Chinese would hopefully put him in a concentration camp

    Win Win all round 👍

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    The Baccarat Buffoon never stops.
    The lies keep coming.
    Well...we believe that...
    You’re a fucking broke douchebag lying son a bitch.

    You don’t think eventually the fibs you bring forth on a daily basis will catch up to you? Silly Chrissy. You will never get it. No one cares about your BJ strategy (maybe your sick retarded followers want that Blow Job Bob winning loose butthole strategies), your shopping habits or laundry habits. No one cares about you hanging out with your Colt Studio buddies Willy the Wanker and Blowjob Bob (shout out to PFA clique for the great and funny posts as usual...the truth hurts Chrissy). Anyone that pays you a penny for your lies and bullshit needs to be 302’d and screened for mental health issues. You need to get checked out too. In one of your MGM videos, it looked like you was sweating profusely for no apparent reason. It’s not that hot in Vegas and you were inside a hotel just going to your paid upgraded room (you know paid for that room you fucking cunt). Anyways, someone who is supposed to be in great shape should not be sweating at all like that.

    The same thing happened when you came in that night when you claimed you won at 3 casinos with no physical evidence as usual and just showed that Amazon money again on your pool table that you and Bob jerked off together on. You and that skank Medusa rat haired bitch you call a wife need to get checked out for Covid. I hope it comes back positive for both of you and all the people associated with your schemes and scams. And you might as well get tested for STDs and other diseases with the way you are living your life.

    No masks. No condoms. You’re a reckless and disgusting human being. You’re eating old men’s’ anuses and playing in their semen...wow. You’re just changing your life indeed. You’re a fucking loser Chrissy and always will be. Have fun telling Champers, Bubs or whatever you call the little turd about how you scammed the innocent and let old farts fuck and cum in your ass when he grows up.

    Fuck you Christopher Mitchell.
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    Christopher Mitchell has done it again as he now touts his new and improved "Mitchell Martingale System". Chris explains in his videos that his new system stops at 5 martingale bets, and adds a new improvement. Instead of doubling each bet (100 to 200 to 400), he wants you to add slightly more than double of a martingale bet and add $25 to each martingale bet ( 100 to 225 to 475 to 975). So you double the $225 bet($450) and add another $25 to get $475 for the third bet. This method was devised because at the end of a losing martingale streak, and when you win say at "$1600" bet, you only really won $100 and you have to pay a commission of 5%, so the casino gets 80$ of that 100$. Chris says that his system gives you a little more profit, and it's not smart to do the original martingale system.

    Chris than spends a few minutes talking about how the "Martingale system" is the smartest way to gamble, because it's statistically proven that you're going to lose more hands than you win at any casino. The Martingale system understands that and allows you to win bigger hands, which is more profit.


     
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      Mrhorney: Must admit I have no idea how Chrissy keeps coming up with these new and improved betting strategies that have eluded the greatest mathematicians for centuries.Way to go Kyle

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    Chrissy boys openness and honesty shine through once again Folks or Guys as we now seem to have changed to.

    Mitchell Bankroll

    1-$1.25
    2-$2.50
    3-Errr that’s it coz the twat is busto

    My mistake Chrissy isn’t busto , on the contrary he has a huge bankroll

    My apologies Kyle , I obviously forgot that you have the power to predict the future baccarat hands with your winning strategies and I assume that Vegas is on the verge of closure thanks to you and Blow Job Bob , keep cleaning up on the tables.

    Hey Dumb Dumb , it’s a slightly below 50/50
    Last edited by Mrhorney; Yesterday at 12:32 PM.

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    Here it is. The man lost his money and seems like he is homeless smh.
    None of the systems worked Marvin Gaye / Flat beat. Reason why he is homeless ....because of CM idea.

     
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      shoeshine box: Laughing when I know it is wrong. Sad sad. unreal.
      
      BedWetterBettor: He has to be trolling everyone. I know he reads these forums when he stated he smokes Hooka after I called him a drug addict, so he is doing this all for attention. He probably did lose, but he ain’t homeless...yet!!
      
      PositiveVariance: "Before you going to be success, you will be homeless like me" -MILLION
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    Million is up in a tree. It seems like he could have waited until the guy with the leaf blower had passed.

    "I am Homeless" -Million 7:02 mark



    "I lose all my money so far right now. But who is the reason? Who make me do this? CHRISTOPHER MITCHELL. I am homeless because of his idea" -Million 4:42 mark

    That sad part is we all knew this would happen.


    These guys just don't get it. He says he is going to go back and STUDY. What on earth do they study? When will they realize there is nothing to study??
    Their pattern recognition bull shit drives me up the wall.
    When will they realize the cards have no memory?
    Some people just cant be helped, I mean the guy is up in a fucking tree.

     
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      Mrhorney: Nail on its very obvious head PV , there is simply no excuse anymore , plenty of info about the scamming queen Chrissy and if you are daft enough to follow his “strategies” or worse still send the bloody clown money then your deserve to end up sleepi
      
      BedWetterBettor: He is faking a rags to “riches” story on YT. He is pretending to be homeless and then magically one day he will have his apt. back and be flashing c notes. All for attention and subs, quite sad

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