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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    BTW happy thanksgiving 🦃 Folks , it’s very reassuring that there are millions of Americans giving thanks 🙏 to the band of splendid Englishmen arriving on your shores all those years back
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    Mrhorney, I think we get the idea by now. You are from England. You don't need to mention it in every one of your posts.

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    I know I am speaking from what I know I.e. Englandshire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and it is a case that we have a “free” universal healthcare system available to all regardless of ability to pay , is it any use?
    Mrhorney, I think we get the idea by now. You are from England. You don't need to mention it in every one of your posts.
    I don't mind, just wish Mrhorney's name was extended just a bit further, like

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    OK , not sure why I deserve that , this site has new people coming on and posting every day , so I introduce myself like I would to anybody I am meeting for the first time.
    I have a naturally inquisition mind and am always interested in listening to the way things work in other countries , I have deleted the offending posts , as the saying goes if you have nothing to say , best to say nothing , so I won’t apart from to wish everyone success in removing Christopher Mitchell from the air waves

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    FYI, casinos comp you based upon something called "ADT", which stands for "average daily theoretical".

    This is the amount you would lose on an average day of play with exactly average luck. They calculate this using average bet, time played, and house edge.

    Chrissy must be racking enough ADT up to warrant these suites in some places. This might be due to hammering at semi-high stakes (even for a short time), and it might be due to long degenerate sessions.

    It's all a mathematical equation, though.

    There are some advantage plays one can do in order to make it seem like they're losing more than they actually are (in order to score comps and freeplay), but Chrissy isn't smart enough for that, so we can take that possibility off the table.

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    Has anyone seen the new Chrissy video with him stalking and lurking at the Circa opening? The lunatic scamming sociopath was claiming that he was VIP.

    Hold up...VIP? Oh Chrissy keep shooting yourself in the foot. If the douche was VIP, where was the suit and tie attire? Everyone that was part of the VIP crowd was well dressed and came through a special entrance. Chrissy was in the long lines with just the regular folks. Folks...folks...the bald scamming cunt is nothing special.

    Chrissy was dressed as if he was hanging out with the Ethiopian tree loser. With the Covid numbers rising, the Colt bastard is still not wearing that mask. You’re going to be on that ventilator soon in that local Clark County hospital with your pre-existing ailments.

    Then when he claimed to have that VIP access, the camera cuts out and he is wandering around the casino and of course the cunt stated he won $500...get the fuck out of here Chrissy.

    Once again, Jizzy Chrissy is stuck in his web of lies and he keeps digging himself deeper into more lies and deceit.

    Christopher...you’re full of shit and always will be. You’re pure trash and a disgusting human being with such low morals and lower standards. Fuck you and your fake ass VIP higher roller lifestyle.
    Yeah....I thought this episode was pretty amusing too. I was in Vegas that week but didn’t go over to Circa when it first opened (I did go the next day...really nice place). His footage in the casino clearly begins at the main entrance....not at the VIP entrance. So yes he had to wait in lin (or perhaps he somehow managed to cut people in the line). But no chance he ad exclusive access like some of the other Youtubers did (Steven from NotLeavingLasVegas was a VIP and he had to wear a tuxedo). CM hasn’t even approached the same ballpark as other video bloggers like Steven, Jacob, Ruby, and Pompsie. But I give him credit for trying to show that he’s important...which of course he is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    OK , not sure why I deserve that , this site has new people coming on and posting every day , so I introduce myself like I would to anybody I am meeting for the first time.
    I have a naturally inquisition mind and am always interested in listening to the way things work in other countries , I have deleted the offending posts , as the saying goes if you have nothing to say , best to say nothing , so I won’t apart from to wish everyone success in removing Christopher Mitchell from the air waves
    It's not a big deal it's just that we have to weed through all your Britishisms before we get to the meat of your posts about this bloke Christopher Mitchell, nah mean? After a spell it's like carrying coal to Newcastle, innit? Anylord, ta ta me ole china.

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    So nice of him to take time on Thanksgiving to regurgitate the same five rules for winning every time you play Baccarat that he’s already stated in at least 35 previous videos. I mean...why would anyone want to do anything else on Thanksgiving Day?

    I think we did hear some slight variance in this one. Now you shouldn’t spend more than 15 minutes in the casino. It used to be no more than 30-60 minutes.

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    So for the first time in awhile I sat through one of Chrissys videos.

    Todays video, "Baccarat How To Play & Win EVERYTIME - Christopher Mitchell's 5 Success Secrets"

    As usual, its pure garbage.

    I'm going to go over some things (Most of it has already been brought up) primary because there may be someone who is reading this considering buying CM's garbage.

    The five steps are based on short sessions and stop losses.


    In step #2- Set a time limit of 15 minutes at the table.
    "After 15 minutes the shoe changes" Chrissy Mitchell

    step #3 - Set a profit goal.

    step #4 - Set a stop loss of 20%-30% of Bankroll.

    step #5 - Play multiple 15 min sessions per day.

    As we have discussed many times. These strategies are pure garbage and have been proven incorrect by math.
    He just can not understand that playing these short "15 minute sessions" are no different that playing one continuous session. The cards do not have a memory, PERIOD. They do not know who is playing at the table. They do not know when you sit down or when you leave the table. He is playing a negative expectation game, every hand he plays has an expected loss. It does not make one iota of a difference what table or casino you are at or how long you have been playing in that session.
    Chrissy, playing four 15 min sessions is the same as playing 1 hour straight.
    Stop Loss? If you are playing with an advantage there is no such thing as a stop loss. You will have ups and downs due to variance. A properly funded advantage player should never leave due to short term variance swings.

    Math has proven Chrissy's Strategies to be wrong. His strategies are all basic level beginner gambler fallacies.

    To Review, Any type of Stop loss, Stop Win, Session time limit is absolute garbage.

    "AFTER 15 MINUTES THE SHOE CHANGES" -Chrissy Mitchell

    FOLKS, the above statement would NEVER be made by a professional gambler. These statements are made by ploppy/degenerate gamblers that are playing at a disadvantage.


    Its clear he is getting many complaints regarding his bullshit strategies. He said near the beginning of the video, "People don't follow directions". Its not that Chrissy. The reason is your system is pure trash, and you are trash.


    Once again, I know the regulars know this. This is for someone who is on the fence, hopefully it will help them see through the scam.


    He previously stated that 2,000 people are currently using his 99% winning strategies. He claims he made 500K this year playing baccarat. Why does he need to beg for people to buy his $400 strategies? If Chrissy truly had a winning system just giving it to a handful of people would eventually end the game of baccarat as we know. The game would either be modified or removed entirely from casinos. But, Chrissy claims 2,000 people are using it. He is beyond absurd.

    Just be happy, you are not at the same table as this MONSTER this Thanksgiving. I will pray for the In laws (Stacy's Parents) as they have to be with this donkey during the holidays. I'm sure her parents are decent people.
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