I'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
I'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
A little off topic, but “that guy” is Pauly Scarcelli, whom we saved from being scammed by Chrissy. I just saw that he lost his younger brother last month in a car accident. Quite sad as the brother, Rocco Scarcelli, was only 19!Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Here is the info as well as his GoFundMe page.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/rocco-sca...term=undefined
If this is against the rules, then Druff you can replace the link with his obituary page here:
https://www.schneiderfuneralhome.net...occo-Scarcelli
I should have known as I replied too quickly without reading the satire sentence.I'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
You got me Tariq! lol
Theres a rebuke Satan comment on his most recent post for about an hour now.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.
2023: 22nd Feb, Another youtube channel bites the dust
I even got a Like!
Oh it gets better! Look who gave it a Heart!?!?!
I even got a Like!
Just dropped a Post It Note on The Bloat.
No chance he won yesterday with the amount of big favorites losing such as San Diego, Houston and even the road Angels. Add in the amount of unders, we know losers always bet the over because they want to “still be alive” and it was a bad day. And then we know he hyped a few parlays as well.
Another losing day for the suckers and another 35% for Chrissy.
By the way, what happened to the NHL bets?
Thanks for the idea Tariq lol…
If anyone attends, please let me know.
Chrissy posting yet more idiocy.
Claims his wife contacted him about a storm coming, and he's asknig his loyal chums for advice:
"Go home and hang out with the wife and kid props, or choke on a dick at the casino?"
or
"Take my wife seriously, or stay at the casino feeding my fat face and addiction, and hope to find a $20 in the carpark?"
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.
2023: 22nd Feb, Another youtube channel bites the dust
Aaaaaand Chrissy contradicts himself twice in a new post, what a surprise.
Chrissy shows us a winning ticket, which he couldnt do last week because "casinos keep the winning tickets, hurr hurr".
Also, the ticket he shows looks rather dishevelled like someone threw it away and he scooped it up.
In the comments he claims he almost bet $1000 on the game and adds a "LoL".
Remember , Chrissy isnt greedy, as shown by a comment on his other post today where he said he wasnt greedy.
Also, looks like he won enough to buy Bubs not 1, but 2 new plastic bags to play with, a good day for all involved.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.
2023: 22nd Feb, Another youtube channel bites the dust
The Throat Goat Christopher Mitchell at the Cubs opening day with a mouth full of Cock
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I believe he cashed out some puny wagers on a few tickets and was too embarrassed to show pictures of them. After all, the multi-millionaire cannot show his viewers small wagers even if they were winning wagers. He has to keep up his fake image no matter what. On March 18, he posted a picture holding five winning tickets and proclaimed he was undefeated. On April 1st, he posted his winning ticket on the Iowa womens basketball game. How much did he win betting on sports between March 19th and March 31st? The answer is NONE. He lost and intentionally never mentioned the results. However, he showed casino chips in a few pictures over the past two weeks for roughly the same number of chip and denominations. He claimed that he won but as usual no proof. Complete lie on winning on baccarat or roulette.
Whomever had Chrissy using the same divorce April Fool’s story from two years ago…WINNER!!
I read the first sentence of the post and didn’t need to read any further.
And as I predicted, the midget moron does another “I’m getting a divorce” post on April Fool’s day. He’s so predictable it’s pathetic! Just posting it here for posterity as the dumb shit is clearly trying to deflect the fact he sold Mr. Foster’s Lexus for a Chevy Tahoe annnnnnd lied to the chums less than a month after promising them free MONTHLY Masturbator meetings!
Guess this was all an April Fool’s joke too Chrissy?
“ Stacy has cheated on me many times with BOTH men and women. ”
Always a sliver of truth in Chrissy’s posts. He just mixed her up with himself and his experiences.
Where is Pickleball to add a comment that she’s just following in his footsteps, complete with the classic pic? And asking who would F her?
Messed up my comment on BWB’s post.
The real value for Chrissy is in selling the suckers information to other scammers once he is done with them. There is huge money in the scam industry sharing the names of known marks and suckers.
He has compiled a list of some of the most desperate, dumbest people in America and around the world. We definitely deserve some kind of award for trying to help these morons that fall for his lies daily.
There are several subconscious thoughts and subliminal messages written to Stacy in The Bloat's April Fools post.
1. Our marriage has been crumbling for years.
This is undoubtedly true.
2. We've been faking it and living a lie for over a year.
This is probably true at least on Stacy's end.
3.I'm very well known in the GAMBLING world.
Complete lie. He is very well known on social media as a scammer and a buffoon.
4.She has cheated on me with both men and women.
It would not surprise me if Stacy was Bi, but we absolutely know that Kyle is Bi
5. I have lost my temper and punched her out of anger.
This is a threat abd warning message to Stacy, if she tries to leave him again.
6. I've tried practically everything to get well, but when nothing helped, I turned to pain killers.
Possibly true but meth or coke, most definitely.
7.I couldn't handle the lies, deceit and betrayal anymore, so that's why I finally decided to end it and move on with my life.
You have that ass backwards as Stacy cannot handle all the lies and deceit and all the false promises you made to her, prior to you marrying her and everyday thereafter.
8.I love my son more than anything in this world and since I make all the money and Stacy doesn't, I can afford to get the best legal team to award me full custody of baby Christopher.
You love yourself more than anything in this world and definitely not Bubs. The next part of this sentence is a subliminal message to Stacy. He is letting her know that he makes all the money by scamming people and Stacy DOESN'T make any money and is worthless as a human being. If Stacy threatens divorce again, he is letting her know that he will hire the dream team of attorneys and win custody of the Ooooooker. No court in the world would give this gambling degenerate custody of Bubs; not to mention that he does not have enough money to hire an attorney fresh out of law school. Public dehender maybe...
9.There's SO MUCH more drama behind our relationship failing, but at least the truth has now been told.
I bet there is drama every day in both of your lives as you shit your pants when you lose your sports bets and Mr. Martingale has decided that enough is enough and eats your entire bankroll. Hell yeah you have drama everyday Mr. Porker.
That's my take on the subconscious mind of Christopher Mitchell. He deserves prison time and a lots of showers with the leader of each gang.
So which one of the Male Mitchell's's's is this about? Bubs Sr. , Bubs Jr. , Bubs III or Bub???
That Chapter Mike would've gotten more views if he called the video the Poker Killer!
Now here is a possible recuit for The Bloat.
Excuse me while I use an airplane barf bag.
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