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    So Chrissy is back home which means a) post some videos to make up for the void in our lives, b) wait for itchy ball syndrome to kick in and find a casino to gamble at.

    the first video is over 45 mintues long of him playing roulette online and because he calls himself the comeback king, I'm sure it'll be another all-in, make big boy bets against his normal recipe, win $50 and run away.

    The other video initially looked promising as a 20 mintue showcase of his recent travels [which can be ok] but no, a quick flick through shows him sitting down telling us about his gambling, including telling us about going all in 4 times like hes a hero

    I'll review them later.

     
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    Best Chrissy excuse of all time:

    “I haven’t been to this casino in 3 years and therefore I didn’t know how the baccarat shoes would be and how the roulette dealers would spin. That’s why it was a battle”

    This guy is just full of gambling fallacies.

     
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    Chrissy claims he has to keep on gambling and digging himself out of 1”K holes because of his family. Even though he supposedly makes well ever 100K a month he still is worried that he has a day where he loses 10K…so much so that he apparently gambled well into the overnight. What a life that must be. He holds up sone cash and claims it is profit. Me thinks otherwise.

    Chrissy also says he’s never been in a casino hotel that has a 120 pound dumbbell in the gym. Seems to me that every casino Chrissy goes to there is instantly a 200+ pound dumbbell.

     
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    Ok first up will be the

    Roulette Strategy- Christopher Mitchell Shows How To Play Roulette & Win Everyday.
    Over 40 minutes of Chrissy playing roulette online.
    spoilers Chrissy spends 45 minutes to win $12 and has a near meltdown at the end claiming how great he is, despite always claiming never to get emotional while gambling

    For anyone new to PFA, who probably are joining us from the Business Bros excellent live show that chrissy was on a week ago
    My quotes are from chrissy with timestamps so you can verify them yourself. The timestamps are accurate but may be off by a couple of seconds here or there.
    There will likely also be satirical commentary from me, that will include a number of running gags, usually where chrissy has said or done something stupid.
    One example could be earlier this year when Chrissy claimed he was invited to a big stakes Baccky tourney in Macau, despite Macau still being in lockdown, with 14-28 day quarentines required.
    Chrissy pivoted this into "LOL I only said this to wind up the haters".
    So, Chrissy will either straight lie to you, or be so deluded and then have to back pedal.

    Also, watch out for Chrissy's sports betting claims since he claimed he was going to win big on FIFA then stated on Business Bros podcast he lost heavily in it.

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    Enough of tha nonsense, onto this nonsense.

    Start balance is $1038 but that tends to be meaningless as chrissy doesnt play often, doesnt show all his sessions, and occasionally claims to make sports bets from this account.

    Chrissy wearing an odd orange and black top like he is an off brand Marvel Wolverine.

    Chrissy starts with a $5 bet which does fit within his 1% balance rules,
    AND he loses

    2m 10s Chrissy fans out some money and starts rambling about how he loves the smell of money.
    3 years doing this and he still doesnt understand why he is sniffing so often and seems to have colds and other ills


    Chrissy claims its $12k in cash, and claims he made it at the casino yesterday.
    For those playing along at home, Chrissy had a goal of making $150k in a month, and then joined Keith Craft's group so he could learn how to make $250k in a month.
    Up until this point, chrissy had never claimed to have made $250k in a month, despite a number of days where he claims to win in excess of $10k.
    Given how much he has travelled this month, given how many businesses he claims to have, surely December will be that break through month for him.

    3m Chrissy has still only placed 1 bet as he asked his audience what they would do if they made $12k in a day and wants people to comment below.

    Chrissy rambles he hasnt played online much, and cant even be bothered checking his youtube channel to see when the last gambling video was.

    And, he loses 2nd bet, so mitchellgales to $23.

    4m30s Remember kids, Chrissy is not a gambling addict, he just had to make a video 30 minutes after getting home, for his youtube viewers
    Because they need to watch the same old nonsense but with him wearing a different top, rather than diving into the back catalogue of nonsense for the same nonsense over and over again.

    5m 45s Mitchellgales to $50 and realises he needs to pick a side.
    Loses and now its time for a $110 bet.

    Meanwhile, NVB is happily ooooooooooooooooooking in the background.

    7m Chrissy wins, and decides to start with $1 bets to be like the low rollers, the masses, yes he is insulting most of his audience but itchy ball syndrome will do that to you.

    8m30 Chrissy states he is going to "follow the winner" and tells us how he would have won if he had already been doing that.
    Remember, theres only two strategies here and hes already spent 6 mintues on the wrong one.

    Chrissy's low roller plan and follow the leader goes from $1 to $6 to $17

    10m 26 Chrissy finds the follow the winner strategy too confusing right now so stays where he was, despite it losing
    And now we are on a $39 bet.
    So for all you low rollers out there, you'll need much more than $100 for this system.

    11m40s Chrissy starts rambling about why people dont play the outside numbers, as he has an $83 bet out.

    12m38 Chrissy is torn between following the winner or staying where he is [reemeber, theres only two strategies here] and for some reason he feels the dealer is going to chop back.
    Chrissy puts out a $171 bet So kids, if you thought you could get away with a $200 bankroll, and following chrissy's tips, you are well smoked.

    13m27s chrissy again states he should have followed the winner.
    Remember, Chrissy is a math genius, is a constant winner, and has a receipe for success.
    Its almosty like this is flipping coins, and chrissy is guessing the wrong side of the coin.

    13m 39s Chrissy now has a $347 bet out and has stated he wont be able to double again after this
    So, Chrissy's $1 system with a $1038 bankroll only lasts 7 losses before he cant double, and 8 losses before being wiped out.
    Given the comments he's made about how much of a loser someone has to be to lose 9 in a row, he cant even afford to find out.

    Also, shout out to Zachy who lost two 7s and a 9 before giving up.

    13m55s Chrissy starts rambling that people tell him he has brass balls, balls of steel [well which is it? and how come metals get itchy, that seems odd] and rambles how fearless he is.

    14m25 Chrissy makes some funny faces and complains yet again he should have followed the winner. How many times can this guy be wrong before he learns?

    14m 37 with $396 Chrissy makes an absolutely weird play: Puts $100 on each of 2nd and 3rd dozen.
    So basically ignore all strategy to this point, and try something new.

    If he was following the winner, he'd bet 1st and 2nd dozen.

    15m12s bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It lands 5 red.

    15m41s Chrissy wants to go allin but because of his rant, he can only bet $75 and $75 on 2nd and 3rd dozen.
    You'd think if he was following the finnwer he's go 1st and 2nd dozen.

    16m18s sadly chrissy wins to collect $225.

    As Chrissy has won, you would think he would reset back to $1 per his normal low roller rules.
    Not today friends, he has a wild hair up his arse called addiction, [both to gambling and looking good on youtube] so he slaps out a $51 bet.
    So, the lesson here is "Dont have a poverty mind set, dont hope to win the lottery, but when you fuck away $1000 on my stupid systems, make big boy bets to try and get it back"

    17m30s chrissy starts rambling about responsibility and claims whenever you get in a hole you must take responsibility and accept that it your fault
    We know Chrissy is being sincere, despite all the times he blames the dealers, the light in his eyes, and his son busy ooooooking away for attention.

    18m45s some ramble about you always have to be willing to risk your bankroll, and have no fear and blah blah blah.

    Chrissy continues with his ADD style bets "since I have $468 I'm going to bet $68".
    19m 30s Chrissy starts to say you should get your wins little by little then realises that he's betting roughly 15% of his bankroll so pivots to "hurr hurr I'm an aggressive gambler".

    19m45s Chrissy now compares himself to Babe Ruth
    Readng Babe Ruth's wiki page, the only thing they seem to have in common is Ruth's first wife left him due to neglect, and that wouldnt be a surprise if that happened in this case too.

    20m10s Despite being $500 down, chrissy wins a bet and gives us a hollar at ya boy.
    Keep in mind theres still 25 minutes of this nonsense to go.



    22m45s Neww dealer, so Chrissy puts up $25 each on two dozens.
    Why not sit out a spin or two, why not $1 on black?
    O yeah because hes in a hole and he's fiending.

    23m Chrissy gives us his cocksucker laugh and tells us videos like this arent fun for him, but are fantastic for the viewer.
    given fun is effectively an emotion, what happened to never get emotional while gambling.


    23m59s Chrissy claims he isnt going to be as aggressive because he doesnt know how this dealer is going to spin
    Chrissy, he's going to drop the ball onto the wheel like every other dealer who spins Spinny

    24m25s some ramble that he is risking his money to give us valuable content.
    yeah its not valuable content, and surely if he wins every day like he claims, he's not risking it either.

    26m Wins a $50 bet and gives us another hollar at ya boy.

    29m45s Chrissy wants the ball and wheel to "align". He's not qutie at the point of commanding the ball yet
    Remember all those times chrissy would say hurrr hurr, can you make $60 in 20 minutes at your job?"
    He seems suspiciously quiet when its losing $500 in 30 minutes.

    Posting so I dont time out.

    33m blah blah dont have a lot of time to play online.
    Except for those long streaks where it was a video every day or two because he was focused on online gambling.

    33m chrissy trips over a ramble about people being fearful or fearless.

    34m Chrissy starts a ramble that 7 times he placed a $10k bet in the B&M casinos.
    So, if hes making such big boy bets why was he only flashing $12k?

    34m24s LOL chrissy clarifies he won 6 out of 7 of those.
    That really must have chafed his ass no end.

    34m38s 'hurr hurr if I had been betting 2nd and 3rd dozens I'd be winning a lot right now"

    Remeber kids, just follow the winner and hope you dont get it wrong 9 times in a row like Zachy did.

    37m 40s Chrissy starts another confused ramble where he claims he wins 99% of the time easily.
    then he corrects himself to saying he wins 99% of the time at B&M and online, and 805 its really easy.
    Yeah its called placing 4 $500 bets, and running away when all 4 win.

    39m Chrissy wins another bet, throws a hollar at ya boy, AND the rare "documentation beats conversation" AND people talk shit about him because they're jealous of his success.
    Note: he's still below start balance.

    39m55s Chrissy now compares himself to Tom Brady. Chrissy must not be following the FTX situation too well.

    43m30s Chrissy now starts saying he believes in the dealer (Tyler) AND that he commands the ball and wheel to align.

    44m30s Chrissy was betting 2 dozens, and it hits.
    He now gets totally carried away about how great he is to have correctly picked a 65% [his words earlier] event.
    He is literally breaking his arm patting himself on the back for taking 45 mintues to win $12.

    44m55 Although the youtube captions censor it, chrissy claims he is "the fucking shit, bitch"
    45m4s "this is real fucking money"
    Two more F bombs.


    For someone who claims you should not get emotional when gambling, this ranks right up there with the time he won that parlay a few months ago.

    45m35s Chrissy mentions the tip button and claims the money goes to the poor [wheres the documentation for this?]
    Claims he buys thousands and thousands and thousands of meals each month for the poor.
    How about buying your wife a car?
    How about buying a house so your son has some sense of stability and normalcy in his life?

    So basically, save yourself a lot of time, watch the 10-16 minute mark to watch him donk off his case, and watch the 39-45 mark to see him tug himself off to how great he thinks he is.

     
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      Tariq Reed: This video just proves that you can make up to $16 per hour gambling online from the comfort of your own home. That's $33,000 per year if you gamble 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year. Goat life baby!!
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    so Krissy is down to about 12k... where is the 50k he was just waving around just a few weeks ago ?? this last casino trip we never see more than 12k ( we all know if he had 50k he would be waving it around.... ) so this whole trip all we see is, i bought in for 10k cashed out for 12k about what 2-3 times, we see the same 12k... LMAO, and wouldn't ya know it todays DEGEN gambling degeneracy of all degeneracy..... WAIT FOR IT..... HE CLAIMS HE MADE 12K FOR HIS WHOLE GAMBLING TRIP IN THE D.C area, the same fucking 12k he was taking videos and taking pics with 12k in chips....

    if he won 12k in D.C wouldn't 12+12 = 24k ??!! so why isn't he waving around 24 k and only the original 12k.... hmmm

    also he states in the video " i knew i should of brought 50k with me " well Mister Multi Millionaire why didn't you whip out your debit / credit card and withdraw another 40k from a cash machine at the casino.... i'm sure the cage can help you out with a 40k withdrawal also if the cash machines don't have it....

    such a POS LIAR THIS GUY IS.... LMAO LMBO LOL

     
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      PositiveVariance: Chris bird brain is in the comment section in Biz bros saying if Chrissy is not a winner, how did he get a 400k bankroll. He’s beyond delusional.
      
      TheRivers: At the end of the DC video he actually holds up what he claims is his “profit”. There is maybe 2K there. I’m pretty sure that 2K was all he had left.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Has to be a Loan from Sugar Daddy Foster or another Sugar Daddy. He was adamant about showing the 10K in chips to the camera from all angles to PROVE he still had that original 10K loan!

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    TheRivers: At the end of the DC video he actually holds up what he claims is his “profit”. There is maybe 2K there. I’m pretty sure that 2K was all he had left.


    in todays DEGENERATE online gambling roulette session he waves a wad of cash and claims it's 12k and it's "12K profit " of the D.C. trip.... explanation is still above and it doesn't add up.....

     
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    Next up "MGM Grand National Harbor- Christopher Mitchell Gambling At The Casino."
    Given almost all of his videos in this style are usually "show the venue, order food, eat food, flash some chips" these videos can be ok.

    Number of subscribers at time of viewing: 12.8k so very slowly creeping up.
    Spoiler just watch the first 9 minutes if you want a normal travel video. There is nothing of value after that

    This will be 22 minutes of nonsense.

    Chrissy in black:

    1m 05s FLORIDA CEILING WINDOWS For anyone new joining us from Business Bros podcast, this is a running gag from one of chrissy's semi-literate haters.

    1m20s NVB ooooks out someting about the suitcase having toys, but youtube captions doesnt pick it up unfortunately.
    He did sound like he was actually saying something.
    Whether or not there are actually any toys in there for him remains to be seen.

    1m45s the suite doesnt look that good (the views are reasonable) until Chrissy gets to an absolutely massive bathroom, and can show off his shower narrating skills.

    He claims you can fit 8 adults in there easily.
    Isnt that the size of a swim team?

    3m39s we get a shot of the LOLex, hard to tell if he planned the angle or not, but seems a tad suspicious.

    4m Chrissy shows off the hotel lobby which does look reasonable.
    He mentions a train which reminds us a year ago he claimed he was going to try and buy the train set from one of the casinos.
    Where exactly was he going to put it?

    5m40s rambles some nonsense about 120 pound barbells.

    6m20 Chrissy claims NVB is saying "come on dad lets go" youtube captioning is not working, but it sounds a lot like ooooooooooooook oook oooooooook to me.

    8m Chrissy shows off some of the food they got, which again, looks reasonable.
    I believe if chrissy just limited himself to this brand of nonsense and the occasional rented car nonsense he would do ok
    Unfortunately no sign of dessert, but chrissy is sitting down much like in his old bunker and from an early preview he'll be rambling nonsense for quite some time.

    9m Chrissy shows us 10 $1k chips, claims that the bankroll he had with him, and that was how much he took to the tables.
    as per usual, however much Chrissy has wildly fluctuates with no reason given

    9m23s claims he feels like he was boxing Floyd Mayweather for 50 rounds despite the very obvious "left right goodnight" if they got in the ring together.
    Claims he needs to learn how the shoes are dealt and how the dealers spin Spinny at each new casino.

    9m40s chrissy claims he would normally bring $50k with him

    10m claims he fucked off $5k within 10 minutes.
    Clearly, those aggressive big boy bets didnt work for him.
    Claims he was allin 4 times and won each of them.

    11m12s Chrissy claims he started with $10k, and ended with $10k.
    I now see why his $12 in 45 minute profit was so meaningful and important to him from the previous video, filmed after this nonsense

    11m55 "I dont let my emotions take over when I get in a hole"
    As opposed to what happened when he won $12 in the other video?
    Unless happiness is not an emotion for Chrissy, and lets be honest, it may well not be.

    12m Chrissy mentions if you are part of his elite chums club or have seen his videos you've seen him get in a hole before
    I havent, but there are a lot of stories that imply Kyle Prescott or "Kirk" did indeed get into holes on camera.

    12m31s claims hes been up for 21 straight hours [at 2am]. That does not seem like a wise idea, but this is Chrissy we are dealing with.

    12m45s By his own acknowledgement he has gambled the day before and made $0.
    Rememebr that every time he claims he prints money on demand and wins every day.

    13m50 claims he made $1050 in maybe 15 minutes.
    Again, how has he not made $250k in a month?

    Throws in the claim he used to drive for Uber.

    14m claims he won another #3k then shows footage of "60 people" around the baccky table, and claims player won 40 out of 46 hands.
    If only he had a baccky card for documentation.

    15m30s Chrissy gives us our first "Goat lfie cash" in awhile.
    Claims hes made $3025 for that session.

    Next shot he claims $4200 profit this session.
    He's in the sportsbook, watching the TCU game.
    Claims there are 15 "of them" and off to dinner and gambling.

    17m15s he shows another crowded Baccky table, the banker streak and some ramble about people supporting each other.
    As others have mentioned, its extremely difficult to see how he could have been betting on that shoe.

    17m24s Chrissy wearing a white boss hoody, clearly hadnt heard Kayne West/YE's rant about boss, or knowing Chrissy he probably did and agreed with all of it.

    17m45s Chrissy back for another bunker style monologue, fanning money, claiming this is the hardest he's ever had to win money.
    Just follow the winner and bet on the 2 streaks in Baccky

    18m30 Chrissy rubs his shiny bald head [on his shoulders, not pulling his pud] and claims hes bald because gambling is stressful.
    This form the guy who claims to be a multi-millionaire, and claims his mother died from stress.

    He also claims very few people can do what he does, yet he was happy to sell $99 monthly memberships to ANYONE who could rub that money together.

    19m does his matyr "hurr hurr I take the stress so my wife and son dont have to" -- buy them a house, and get your son help then.

    Claims hes done a lot of gambling sessions: Wheres the rockstar lifestyle, wheres the fun, wheres the doing things with the family?
    By his own admission, he has a job, he just doesnt want to call it that.

    claims he's proud he's worked on his emotions [yeah lets see how well that went in his own video]

    20m claims he was hanging out with friends, yet no video evidence of that, not a simple "Yo Chrissy, or Hey its the Goat".
    Reminds me very much of Ryan's video that was supposed to showcase chrissy and in it Ryan was about as far away from Chrissy as he could get for most of it.

    2135s Chrissy claims he loves his lfie loves the amount of money he makes and the travel.
    Remember kids, no greed when gambling, no emotions when gambling.
    Uses the classic line he gets to do what he wants, when he wants with whoeever he wants as long as that is trying to break even at the Bacccky table at 1am

     
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    Hi everyone. This is my first post. My name is Alex

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    @Goatlive…

    The best way to hurt little Kyle is to hurt his wallet. Every sucker you turn into a “hater” means less Elite Chums(thanks ZD) membership fees, less BOL affiliate money and less stupidity being spread online!

    Take for instance the Zach Jones experiment. We were relentless along with others like BJ Hammer and Double J, making him finally get the message and stop throwing his money away. He now makes an honest living and we’ve let up on the criticism. Showing him the error of his ways and giving him props for leaving before he got too deep!

    Now onto the next project, which may be another lost cause, but then again we got Brandon to throw in the towel so maybe we can scare old Bird Brain off the Prescott train!



    Here’s his latest stupidity where he’s using his “big bankroll” of $600 and placing MASSIVE bets of… $3…lol! Like his hero Kyle, he also gets a fortuitous Red streak in Roulette and makes a whopping $55 profit! Look out Chrissy Prescott, Chris “Truck Sucker” Bird Brain is hot on your tail… in more ways than One!

     
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    Looks like we all owe Chrissy an apology.

    He just posted DOCUMENTATION of a winning sports bet.
    Sure it was AFTER the game had been decided, but still.

    Do you think it was a $6000 big boy bet? -- no.

    Ok, so it was a $600 bet so if you won, he wouldnt have to worry about his chums club refund policy? -- no

    Was it risking 5X his profit from his most recent Spinny video because its almost a week before BOL affliate money comes through?
    YES, you guessed it, $66.

    Hopefully he wasnt too stressed because we already remember when he claimed he was giving up sports betting, then 2 days later, changes his mind and then dumps a bankroll on FIFA [lol]

    i'm sure someone will post the picture of Tiny Tugger's Tiny Bet.

     
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    As half a thought, we havent seen or heard anything about the documentary for awhile now.

    I seem to recall the last time we saw the cameraman, it was on Chrissy's hire a boat mastermind event, which unfortunately youtube only lists as "2 months ago" [but potentially longer].
    I seem to recall there was a week long delay before that fancy video came out as well.

    So, has it taken 2+ months to edit the nonsense into a semi-credible story?
    Was it tied to Keithy's group and its been cancelled?
    Did Chrissy run out of money for it?

     
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    I swear that fucker incorrectly uses the apostrophe to trigger my OCD. LOL

    "Casino's"

    Full retard

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    I swear that fucker incorrectly uses the apostrophe to trigger my OCD. LOL

    "Casino's"

    Full retard
    Agreed, almost as hilariously pathetic as him fumbling through the video of his top 10 Casino’s😆

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    For someone who claims to be a digital media expert, he’s as shitty as his #1 hater when it comes to editing videos. He literally transitions from one choice to another by… opening his file folder and opening a picture of the next topic!!! Bahahahahahahahahaha!

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    If only there was software you could Drop images into for some sort of Slide Show and add audio commentary to??? The Colt dolt can’t even keep his camera app as the main focus window and minimizes himself to open the next Image file, lol!

     
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    Annnnnd everyone’s favorite bought Subscriber Serpenttard is back with his desperate attempt to get the attention of Kyle Prescott!

    https://instagram.com/serpentstar1?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

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    At least Bird Brain has the decency to show himself playing, this stringy haired Meth head just takes a photo of the ticket and says “I won this much and that much” without any evidence. All the while making sure to give thanks to Little Kyle! LMAO at the 2 likes, they were probably from himself and his dup account. Wonder if Benjamin Richards has a similar channel with matching posts for fake wins?

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    And let’s talk about his list of “The 10 Best Casino’s in America”. LOL

    10. Oceans - Atlantic City
    9. Golden Nugget - Lake Charles, LA
    8. Monarch - Blackhawk, CO
    7. Mohegan Sun - CT
    6. Resorts World - Las Vegas
    5. Horseshoe Hammond - Hammond/Gary, IN
    4. Rivers - Chicago
    3. Red Rock - Las Vegas
    2. MGM Grand (MGM National Harbor) - National Harbor/Oxon Hill, MD
    1. Bellagio - Las Vegas

    What a crappy list of “best casinos”. If he would have said his favorite casinos it would be hard to argue.

    I thought he said he’s been to almost every casino in America (“thousands and thousands”).

     
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      BedWetterBettor: These are probably just his top 10 of “Ones HE likes cuz he didn’t lose his ass or get heckled at” list!!!
      
      RMS9: Utah, don’t you mean “thousand’s and thousand’s”? You forgot the apostrophe. ��
      
      zealanddonk: Welcome back
      
      Rockasilly: But why would I work for 1k a week when I could learn from him and make 1k per day at the casino? Who still works? We martingaled our way out of having to work. No need to apply, sorry CM!
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    And yet again…we talk about it…and Chrissy immediately flinches.

    Anyone want a job as his videographer for $1K per week and all travel expenses paid??

    Wonder what happened to the other guy.

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...=false&paipv=0

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Looks like those old Adonis and Fratmen “head shots” I sent to David got him thinking twice about his new “position”?!?! Lol
      
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      zealanddonk: He does whatever he wants, when he wants, as long as he dances when we pull the strings first

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    Although I am sure this will be low quality nonsense, I'll give a quick review of
    The 10 Best Casino's In America According To Professional Gambler Christopher Mitchell.
    Subscribers: 12.8k at time of viewing.

    Spoiler alert: chrissy claims he is ranking these based on being a pro gambler, number 10 is on the list because it has nice views
    i am not sure who the bigger idiot is, me for thinking Chrissy would have an objective gambler orientated methodology, or Chrissy dressing up vacation snap shots as a pro gambling guide

    Video has chrissy wearing a hideous flame orange shirt and matching cap.
    Also, being the loving father that he is, his desktop wallpaper (didnt he call that a screensaver awhile ago?) is not Stacey and Bubs, not even NVB by himself
    no, its chrissy and a car he rented for an afternoon, that muppets would use on tinder or grinder to try and lure people in .

    Not to pre-judge this nonsense but chrissy claims its the 10 best casinos from a professional gambler's perspective:
    So, I would assume a rigourous methodology that considers comps, rewards points [if different], hosts, ease of getting high end comps like bad seats at a baseball game, table limits keeping riff-raff out of VIP gambling rooms , even just range of games or quality of food at the resturant would border on this.

    The list is in Utah Drone's post, so wont repeat it here.


    1m10s As others have mentioned, chrissy could have used powerpoint or other profesional tools: He uses paint.
    As a pro of the OCean Atlantic, it has Florida Ceiling windows [as most will] as a con, its hard to get to Atlantic city due to a small airport.

    So chrissy's metric is
    It has nice views.

    #9, no actual reason given other than hes stayed there lots, and potentially it has a two storey suite.


    Chrissy has Mohegan on his list at #7 and moans its an hour from the airport.
    Chrissy starts to get remotely close to a useful methodology, tells us table games and the electronic stadium games.
    Again I dont see what his fascination is with playing electronic games when he can do that at home.

    #6 resorts world: "Nice rooms, favourite pool".
    Whoelse in the gambling community will give you this type of valuable information for free?

    8m Chrissy rambles about the villas which look nice.
    He points out they are $15k-25k a night and then states he only gets to stay in the suites so hes never actually stayed on one himself.
    Despite being a pro gambler multi-millionaire who does whatever he wants, he wont pony the money or get comped for the big boy room.

    9m Chrissy finally gets to #5 the HORSESHOE and finally mentions something useful to gamblers: $100k max bet limits for Bacccky.
    Chrissy then claims you pretty much cant lose if you have a massive bankroll because of that table limit.
    He gives his cocksucker laugh when he says this.

    9m35s Chrissy gets back on brand and mentions the "scamdemic" shut down the "best buffet in america" at the horseshoe

    Next one, rivers has 50 Baccccky tables, and is near the airport.

    Next Redrock has a good sportsbook, and a great resturant.

    15m his #2 on the list has a busy big Bacccky area and stadium games to play cheap Baaccky on.

    16m20s He claims to have been to 250 different casinos in America.
    Thats not something to brag about.

    Ramble ramble Bellagio ramble "play with rich and famous people at the Bacccky tables"

    One of the most retarded things Chrissy has said in a long time: "This is coming from a professional gambler's viewpoint, I am not a Travel vlog channel"
    Then he rambles about those travel vloggers are recommending casinos but dont gamble.
    A lot of chrissy's video is all about the hotel side of things, and extremely little to do with gamblinf.
    The closest he comes is "hurr hurr, lots of baccky tables, stadium games" ONLY 1 casino does he praise for having big boy betting limits.

    Avoid this nonsense
    Somehow he manages to strip away whatever charm he occasionally has with his travel style videos, and adds no value for gamblers.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Wonder if he’ll change the list and add Croatia Casino’s’s??? Judging by his post, he won another $65 on his sports bets!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    And yet again…we talk about it…and Chrissy immediately flinches.

    Anyone want a job as his videographer for $1K per week and all travel expenses paid??

    Wonder what happened to the other guy.

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...=false&paipv=0

    "I am looking for someone young dumb, and full of cum. MUST BE A TWINK. Must understand what is to have itchy balls and be willing to get up at 3am to fly to somewhere at 4am. Must be willing to wait for the entire 52 weeks until getting paid.
    Must have 2 healthy functioning kidneys, must be on PReP. Must sign NDA. Serious applicants only."

    The original guy either bailed once he realised he was helping promote a scam and would not help his career, or bounced once he was told "new plan, you get monthly Chums club memberships instead of cash".

    O and if in theory the camera person is "on call" or otherwise expected to work for 20+ hours in a day, thats an effective hourly rate of $6/hr with potentially few days off.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.
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    i hope this guy actually has something... will Krissy be watching ?? show time in about 20 minutes....



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    i hope this guy actually has something... will Krissy be watching ?? show time in about 20 minutes....


    Yeah thats what we call "phoning it in".

    Hopefully Spenser slaps whoever made that.

    To save everyone's time, there is a loooooooooong countdown, then a UtahDrone style "Complete lie" video, but without the quality and LOLS that UD brings.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: kinda like a double jackpot video.... not very exciting....
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.
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