Page 431 of 465 FirstFirst ... 331381421427428429430431432433434435441 ... LastLast
Results 8,601 to 8,620 of 9295

Thread: Blatant YouTube Baccarat Scammer Christopher Mitchell “Professional Gambler”

  1. #8601
    Silver
    Reputation
    1342
    Join Date
    Nov 2020
    Posts
    910
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Interesting to note that the company that operates the New York Weekly also has other sites that are focused on places like Portland, Miami, and Chicago. These names are merely based off of the specific part of the country the content is focused on and have nothing to do with anything actually located or distributed in these cities. This differs from LA Weekly, which actually distributes its publications in the LA area much like the Village Voice (do they even still exist) did for many years in New York City.
    Last edited by TheRivers; 08-14-2022 at 06:37 AM.

  2. #8602
    Silver The Boz's Avatar
    Reputation
    319
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    574
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Somehow I made my comment to Bed on the previous page negative by mistake. I apologize and can a few of you add Greens to make up for it?

    Thanks!

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: No worries, I’d bet my rep score is still higher than Chrissy’s net worth!!

  3. #8603
    Silver
    Reputation
    1342
    Join Date
    Nov 2020
    Posts
    910
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Todays video is over 30 minutes. My limit with this guy is about 15 minutes. Won’t be watching but will look forward to reading ZD’s breakdown.

     
    Comments
      
      UtahDrone: He does say “winner, winner protein smoothie for dinner”
      
      zealanddonk: Tariq was definitely firt up best dressed with the review today

  4. #8604
    Bronze
    Reputation
    132
    Join Date
    Mar 2022
    Posts
    59
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Todays video is over 30 minutes. My limit with this guy is about 15 minutes. WonÂ’t be watching but will look forward to reading ZDÂ’s breakdown.

    Basically CM is promising a roulette strategy that makes $15k per month, so all you need to do is win $500 per day.

    Surprise! Turns out that his strategy is using the Martingale to double your bets when you lose, so this is the same song that CM has been singing for years, nothing new.

    He tells us that he likes to move around on the board, never staying in one place too long.

    Says that he doesn't use a "strategy", but rather a "recipe for success", which most dictionaries would call a strategy.

    CM does place starting bets of $50, so it's riskier than his normal 50 cent bets.

    After he loses a $200 bet...
    "Gosh damn it dude!"
    and
    "Ball's doin' some crazy bounces but that's what happens in the game of roulette"

    After he loses another $200 bet later on...
    "damn, I gotta place a $400 bet now"

    After he loses that $425 bet...
    "another fucking black!"
    "gosh damn it!"
    "shit, I shouldn't have place that bet"

    CM wins the next $875 progression bet, but if he didn't he would have been down a total of $1,650 and this video would never have been published for our amusement.

     
    Comments
      
      TheRivers: Putting $1700 in play to profit $50-$100. Makes total sense.
      
      RMS9: Excellent money management as always by Mitchell. SMH…
      
      UtahDrone: Chrissy can’t handle the risks he’s taking at these higher limits.
      
      Forum Wars: Can't stress it enough: CM wins the next $875 progression bet, but if he didn't he would have been down a total of $1,650 and this video would never have been published for our amusement.
      
      Tellafriend:
      
      Phantom Limb: This idiot reminds me of fellow scammer "Elegant" Elliot Offen from the Howard Stern show
      
      zealanddonk: If you need $500 in a hurry, bet $875 to win $50
      
      1dollarboxcar: ")

  5. #8605
    Gold
    Reputation
    833
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    2,372
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Tariq has done an excellent job of summarising Chrissy's nonsense of the day.

    I'lll just do a quick recap of anything missed, other than the obvious "Chrissy never gets emotional when gambling" says the fucker who keeps say fuck.

    Chrissy didnt bother to shave for this.

    Chrissy's start balance is $6500: This is consistent with his new scheme that he builds to $10k before withdrawing, but inconsistent with his whole "I dont need to have a lot in my bankroll".
    Chrissy laters claims that he only withdraws once or twice a month: if only there was a way he could document this

    6m Chrissy claims you can easily get 50 wins in an hour (online, playing roulette).

    Chrissy returns to the 2 columns and 2 dozens strategy

    Chrissy now claims he never had a strategy complete truth

    Chrissy doubles down and there is no perfect strategy to always win.

    14m 30s Chrissy claims he follows the trend
    Surely that is a strategy.

    Chrissy flashs a wad he claims is $15000 which looks remarkably like his $50k wad.

    Chrissy then does his amazing "command the ball" trick, which fails.

    Now he claims he loves the chop, which is the opposite of following the trend.

    Despite earlier claiming you can get 50 wins in an hour, Chrissy states he's had 6 in 19 minutes.

    Chrissy then hit a bad run but manages to steal his $500 he aimed for.

     
    Comments
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

  6. #8606
    Gold
    Reputation
    833
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    2,372
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Chrissy has just posted a "short", with "thousands of dollars of sports supplements" which turns out being "shakeology" which others have said he's been trying to push for ages.

    Theres some other "protein" packs.
    We also hear a wild oooooooooking from NVB echoing in the background.

    Chrissy then shows us the pantry which is full of nonsense.

    Hard to tell if he's actually using it all, or if he set it up for this video, or more than likely his upline sold it to him and he's stuck with it since his flabby physique is not luring the punters in.

    Chrissy _slightly puffing_ bags under his eyes, says he's going to get into the best shape of his life
    We hear this probably every 6 months, but I'm sure he really means it this time....

    He claims hes willing to do whatever it takes, and we've heard that many times before as well.

     
    Comments
      
      TheRivers: I’m just impressed that there’s actually furniture in the room behind him (likely all from Rent A Center)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

  7. #8607
    Silver BedWetterBettor's Avatar
    Reputation
    1333
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    834
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Cry Baby Chrissy is back to his old stupidity of pushing fitness and weight loss bullshit, what ever happened to the 30 day fitness challenge?? Guess he dropped that like he dropped the 30 day blackjack challenge, so much for being the Goat. More like a stupid Bloke!

    Name:  
Views: 
Size:

    He’s probably still upset about his Rumble and Patreon failures…

    Speaking of failures, Zach is back with his day 15 video and he won his last $3 bet

    Name:  8F7CC7F7-6FEB-48E6-B5C7-E00BDFBE786A.jpeg
Views: 189
Size:  126.7 KB

    So like Chrissy, he’s a liar or can’t do basic match. If he had $2100 bankroll and supposedly won $275, he should have $2375 starting “bankroll”. But somehow it’s under $2000 until just yesterday? Guess the lackey isn’t any brighter than his mentally ill mentor!

     
    Comments
      
      TheRivers: Don’t you know…money won in the B&M casinos doesn’t count as part of the 3% challenge.
      
      1dollarboxcar: lies on top of lies is too hard to keep up with of where you left off.....

  8. #8608
    Bronze 1dollarboxcar's Avatar
    Reputation
    143
    Join Date
    May 2022
    Posts
    134
    Load Metric
    18034194
    disregard you was talking about $275 win at the B&M casino....

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: Sorry should’ve clarified. Anyway you know he’s a liar and accomplice because he ain’t paying 15K to tag along with the Bloat! Maybe the other fools should question why they have to pay each time to meet little Kyle and Zach doesn’t???
    Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 08-14-2022 at 04:52 PM.

  9. #8609
    Cubic Zirconia
    Reputation
    46
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Posts
    43
    Load Metric
    18034194

  10. #8610
    Silver BedWetterBettor's Avatar
    Reputation
    1333
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    834
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post

    Here’s info for this guy Justin D. Shires!

    https://m.facebook.com/100001364634082/

    He likely works at an Amazon shipping warehouse and he posted his son’s license number, so not the brightest bulb! Also has some sweet hair plugs!!

  11. #8611
    Cubic Zirconia
    Reputation
    46
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Posts
    43
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post

    Here’s info for this guy Justin D. Shires!

    https://m.facebook.com/100001364634082/

    He likely works at an Amazon shipping warehouse and he posted his son’s license number, so not the brightest bulb! Also has some sweet hair plugs!!

    I really don’t give a fuck about posting personal info on me, if you wanna engage me come find me. I will also admit I am not the brightest person in the world. Good call on the hair plugs straight from Bosely paid it with the roulette winnings.

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: You're just a small fish in tank full of Sharks. Do not try and act all tough or post nonsense videos like CM as you've seen how easily you can be exposed!

  12. #8612
    Cubic Zirconia
    Reputation
    46
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Posts
    43
    Load Metric
    18034194
    I would kill CM with my barehands & sleep like a baby the same night if I knew I could get away with it. If you watch the entire monotonous video you will know exactly that. I am not trying to be him the least bit. Just wanted to get maybe a 100 views on this. Posting it here I thought might help that.

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: Wouldn’t watch that tripe for any reason, maybe you oughta do like CM and buy views and subs. After all you’ve got a winning system that makes you thousands right? Orrrrrrr??

  13. #8613
    Cubic Zirconia
    Reputation
    46
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Posts
    43
    Load Metric
    18034194
    “Tripe” LMFAO if I could give you rep on my own quote I would definitely. 👍

  14. #8614
    Gold
    Reputation
    1327
    Join Date
    Jun 2020
    Posts
    1,082
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Couple questions?

    How does betting on the color of the previous result effect future outcomes?
    It doesn’t. The ball or wheel does NOT have a “memory”. Your odds are the same as betting with random chance.

    How does Martingaling your bet improve your odds?
    It doesn’t. Martingaling your bet only multiples the amount in which you are betting, therefore increasing the amount you are betting against the house edge. A progressive betting system will not change the ultimate outcome or make it +EV for you.

    People have been using the Martingale in casino games for hundreds of years unsuccessfully.


    The Martingale can appear to work since you will usually have several small wins and then a huge loss at some point that will exceed all your small wins combined and then some. Bottom line is Roulette has a 5.26% edge. Every dollar you put into action is subject to this edge. You will not win money long term playing Roulette.


    “Systems” for gambling are fine if you are doing them ONLY for FUN. Unless you have some sort of legitimate “AP” involved with the system, your just blowing your money on a losing proposition.

     
    Comments
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)
    Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-15-2022 at 07:25 AM.

  15. #8615
    Silver BedWetterBettor's Avatar
    Reputation
    1333
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    834
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Back to our regularly scheduled Program of Scams folks!

    Name:  7DBAE6B9-0E48-4631-8B74-C646ECB4A687.jpeg
Views: 133
Size:  198.8 KB

    Zachy the Lackey is back with his last two days and his $3 bets got him in trouble in the most recent video. He had to go to a 7th Marty not once but Twice! He conveniently doesn’t show the 6 consecutive losing hands but miraculously shows the one hand he has to risk a big part of his “bankroll” and then gets “tired” after his nail biting $135 bet! He also can’t martingale or had to lower his bets from a whopping $3 to $1-$2 per spin as the $3 Marty would get him up to $192 bets!

    Hahahahahaha, now who else does this sort of thing that can’t back up anything he says other than numbers written down on a notepad?

    Name:  8E272C75-6C6C-47BC-9CCC-2F65DA9B1AD1.jpeg
Views: 133
Size:  203.7 KB

    The same kind of hypocrite who says he despises poor people despite being one? And proclaims he always gives to the needy, but is always asking others more gullible than him for money? Funny we haven’t seen a Burger King drive thru purchase for another or a Big tip on a restaurant receipt in a while? For someone flashing 25K of stolen money, you’d think he would wash that instantly!

    Name:  9ABD0929-13E2-4CCA-8DDE-9F385CD18021.jpeg
Views: 134
Size:  188.8 KB

    But looking at his audience, it’s not hard to see that some morons will never learn! The same idiot that said he refuses to pay a monthly fee for the new group yet still thinks Chrissy can lead him to riches, lol!

     
    Comments
      
      PositiveVariance: Damn 7th Marty 2x, he will be BUSTO soon just like Trucker Jeff
      
      TheRivers: He’s toast when he has to start bigger to make his 3% and he suddenly can’t go 7, 8, or 9 martys
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)

  16. #8616
    Gold
    Reputation
    1327
    Join Date
    Jun 2020
    Posts
    1,082
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Has anyone tried to reach out to trucker Jeff? Guarantee he went BUSTO!

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: I think he may have just quit while he was ahead. He posted a few days ago on FB some sports event. But nothing about winning. So he either quit or went broke!
      
      TheRivers: If he really was winning big at first he may not have gone bust. But he may have had a bad run in there thar scared him enough to quit while he was ahead.
      
      Forum Wars: +++

  17. #8617
    Gold
    Reputation
    1327
    Join Date
    Jun 2020
    Posts
    1,082
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Has anyone tried to reach out to trucker Jeff? Guarantee he went BUSTO!
    If it turns out that Trucker Jeff is anything but broke, I would give the guy serious credit. After going 2 or 3 months with what he believes is a “winning system”, it would be very hard to stop. When I say broke, I was more referring to the cash that he has on hand and in the bank. I wouldn’t see him at this point selling his Big Rig Truck or house (if he owns one).

    I think if he lost all the cash he had on hand and in the bank, I believe he would go back to using his Big Rig truck and driving as an Owner-Operator. Personally, I would think he would keep gambling until he starting losing until he was down to a couple weeks expenses to live and enough money to operate the Big Rig for that time period. I see him slightly more responsible than some of the other Rubes over the last 2.5 yrs.

    I do think if he lost, once he gets money again he will go back to the gambling. But I don’t see him as the type to instantly sell the big rig and home to have funds to gamble. Then again who knows, gambling can be a strong addiction.

  18. #8618
    Gold Forum Wars's Avatar
    Reputation
    814
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    1,327
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I think even BeatTheJerk would laugh at what pops up at 16:00 in this video.

  19. #8619
    Cubic Zirconia
    Reputation
    46
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Posts
    43
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Couple questions?

    How does betting on the color of the previous result effect future outcomes?
    It doesn’t. The ball or wheel does NOT have a “memory”. Your odds are the same as betting with random chance.

    How does Martingaling your bet improve your odds?
    It doesn’t. Martingaling your bet only multiples the amount in which you are betting, therefore increasing the amount you are betting against the house edge. A progressive betting system will not change the ultimate outcome or make it +EV for you.

    People have been using the Martingale in casino games for hundreds of years unsuccessfully.


    The Martingale can appear to work since you will usually have several small wins and then a huge loss at some point that will exceed all your small wins combined and then some. Bottom line is Roulette has a 5.26% edge. Every dollar you put into action is subject to this edge. You will not win money long term playing Roulette.


    “Systems” for gambling are fine if you are doing them ONLY for FUN. Unless you have some sort of legitimate “AP” involved with the system, your just blowing your money on a losing proposition.
    I’m not only betting on the previous color although that’s a lot of what the system entails. Watch the video to at least the middle part, because that’s where my simulations from other apps & real life gambling where that 5th progression wins over 60% of the time for me & that helps me with the house edge. At least from my experience. The entire system won’t be revealed until I actually bust, which is inevitable. I seem to win past my bust profit point & make money doing this.

  20. #8620
    Gold
    Reputation
    1327
    Join Date
    Jun 2020
    Posts
    1,082
    Load Metric
    18034194
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post

    Couple questions?

    How does betting on the color of the previous result effect future outcomes?
    It doesn’t. The ball or wheel does NOT have a “memory”. Your odds are the same as betting with random chance.

    How does Martingaling your bet improve your odds?
    It doesn’t. Martingaling your bet only multiples the amount in which you are betting, therefore increasing the amount you are betting against the house edge. A progressive betting system will not change the ultimate outcome or make it +EV for you.

    People have been using the Martingale in casino games for hundreds of years unsuccessfully.


    The Martingale can appear to work since you will usually have several small wins and then a huge loss at some point that will exceed all your small wins combined and then some. Bottom line is Roulette has a 5.26% edge. Every dollar you put into action is subject to this edge. You will not win money long term playing Roulette.


    “Systems” for gambling are fine if you are doing them ONLY for FUN. Unless you have some sort of legitimate “AP” involved with the system, your just blowing your money on a losing proposition.
    I’m not only betting on the previous color although that’s a lot of what the system entails. Watch the video to at least the middle part, because that’s where my simulations from other apps & real life gambling where that 5th progression wins over 60% of the time for me & that helps me with the house edge. At least from my experience. The entire system won’t be revealed until I actually bust, which is inevitable. I seem to win past my bust profit point & make money doing this.

    Please tell me what part of your system actually changes the house edge?



    I would love to tell you that you have a winning system but there have been hundreds of millions of people before us try and “twist and turn” the Martingale system to gain an edge. Every system can be explained with math. They don’t work. All “systems” will lose equal to the house edge.

    You may win a little or a lot in the short run, this is called variance (sometimes thought of as luck). In the long run math takes over, and no “system” will beat the math long term unless there is an Advanced Play involved. Martingale is NOT an Advanced Play. Pattern betting is NOT Advanced Play.

    I just don’t want you to lose a bunch of money trying “systems” that fall under “Gamblers Fallacy.”

    Most of us here likely studied or tried gambling “systems” at one time. I did at a very young age. Also very young, I independently discovered the Martingale thinking I discovered something brand new lol. This was as a young kid in the mid 90’s before you could search the internet.

     
    Comments
      
      RMS9: Well said, PV. Couldn’t agree with everything you said. Been there, done that, chased every “system” around and ultimately that little thing called variance always catches up with me in the end.
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)
    Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-15-2022 at 09:00 AM.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 9 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 9 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 27
    Last Post: 12-16-2021, 09:01 PM
  2. Replies: 10
    Last Post: 05-06-2018, 04:14 AM
  3. Replies: 119
    Last Post: 08-02-2013, 12:37 PM
  4. Christopher Dorner is one mad guy
    By rickastley in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 234
    Last Post: 03-29-2013, 04:20 AM
  5. professional workplace dilemma
    By mulva in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 10-29-2012, 05:20 AM

Tags for this Thread