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    Since Chrissy's live stream where he stated he would make more videos [6 days ago] he has produced a 3rd video.

    Naturally its one of his "nonsense you need to know about the casino" and unlikely to show actual gambling footage.
    About the only highlight is Chrissy is wearing his Green I am Goat t-shirt which is a slight step up form his Nike nonsense or his boss tops.


    As others have commented, he's out of the bunker for this video.
    While Chrissy is normally quite overt, the opening shot shows a very floppy plant.

    This nonsense is roughly 16 minutes and is the "5 secrets" version.

    1) play online. Despite implying this is about going to the casino, he advocates playing online from home.

    2) Big bankroll. $5000. chrissy flops out a dodgey pile of cash.

    3) Play the right casino games:
    Baccky "best odds" easy as flipping a coin.
    Spinny: claims he likes spinny better because there are more choices.

    5m30s chrissy gets defensive and rambles a lot that he does not play columns and dozens and only made the video for the viewer
    Probably because he got sodomised in 4 spins where it normally takes 6 or 7 for him to "bottom out" as it were.
    6m14 chrissy is definitely wpund up about something as he claims those who bet inside numbers are "stupid suckers".

    6m40s Chrissy starts a rant about blacky but includes it in the three games you should play
    Blacky: Chrissy tells us he found a continuous shuffling machine that had 2 decks in it and therefore he could beat it.
    We know he isnt smart enough to card count, so I'm not sure what he thought he was going to do.

    Chrissy provides thre tips for Blacky:
    Play alone:
    7m30s chrissy scripted what he thought would be a very funny joke. As we've seen, only Chrissy finds Chrissy funny, even unsophisticated NVB who probably finds farts funny doesnt laugh at Chrissy's jokes
    Anyways Chrissy keeps saying idiot and corrects himself to other players *titter titter*

    4) Gamble alone avoid distractions.
    I'm sure there s a lot of things that Chrissy does in secret that are more fun for him because they are secret.

    5) dont get greedy
    11m28 starts a story about 3 guys at a table at CAESAR's and one has $250k in front of him.
    If this is the 500k story it might be worth a double check if he placed it somewhere else.
    12m5s Chrissy reminds us he is an insufferable cunt with low self awareness. Claims he is honest and blunt. Forgets only a few minutes ago he preached no distractions at the table, yet in this story he starts annoying someone else, and implies he'd happily do it again
    Anyways, we've all heard this nonsense before. Guy wants $500k, loses all of it.

    Chrissy remembers he hasnt thrown shade at people with an education so he throws that in too.

    Standard nonsense from our hero and other than a new location that is not the bunker, nothing worth seeing here.

     
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    Well, found some more info from one of the blathering idiots in the circle jerk.

    Chris Bird Brain decided to let slip Chrissy showed up with 25K to play with and supposedly made 3K with it. Now he doesn’t clarify whether that’s 3K profit or a winning 3K bet to recoup his losses minus commission of course because he only plays Banker when he Martys big boy bets! I’m betting the latter otherwise we’d see an Instagram short of him winning said 3K bet or a clip of him and the circle jerks showing scorecards and chips proclaiming how they won 3K each ��. And wasn’t he flashing 50K a week ago? So either he had to give that to the new landlord or likely he donked it off during his “world tour” of worldly destinations like Ohio, Illinois and Florida… lol!

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    This Bird guy is truly a piece of work, he says Losing is a good thing because they’re “learning” and truly believes the Gay Porn masturbator wins 99% of the time because he saw him win ONCE!! Somehow that is a “skill” that is worth paying $6,000 a year for!

     
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      TheRivers: You need the right mindset in order to pick banker or player and double your bet when you lose.
      
      1dollarboxcar: i'm truly speechless lol... :)
      
      RMS9: It’s scary how much of a cult like mentality Chris has instilled in these clueless simps. The fact that they think they have to “learn” how to pick a side of a random, independent draw of a card is unreal. COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!
      
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    Truly amazing how you can just tell people anything(without proof or logic) highly edit what they see and they will simply believe because they want/need to believe you...

    Truly amazing.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Even BDubs is an odd duck, he deleted the comments on his elite coach complaint post, but not the racy comments and photos on his Bday post? These guys are either closeted gays crying to come out or have serious mental issues!

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    Tariq is seriously going to have to share with us how he managed to get that photo. That is quality work there.

    It’s interesting that you don’t see either Brandon or JC (the two who we all are assuming got exiled) in that photo. Wonder if the drama began before anyone even got on the boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Tariq is seriously going to have to share with us how he managed to get that photo. That is quality work there.

    It’s interesting that you don’t see either Brandon or JC (the two who we all are assuming got exiled) in that photo. Wonder if the drama began before anyone even got on the boat.
    To be fair, he also said Matt Bandas was among the dolts on the Colt Cruise and I don't see him there. And neither of those two pot belly white guys is Chris Bird and he admitted he was there. They all may have been completing a COVID test or providing proof of vaccination as the photo was taken.

    When I took a cruise in May of this year, it took HOURS for us to get through the COVID checks and it was leaving from NYC harbor. Granted it was going to the Bahamas, so international water guidelines and leaving the country rules apply, but it was still VERY strict. I almost got banned from boarding because the date on my 2nd vaccination was faded and I had to pull up the results on an APP for them to let me on!

    Not sure if the rules are the same for a private tour, but I can't imagine the owner of the boat wouldn't test people who hate wearing masks and believe COVID is a hoax!

    It's clear they didn't let Captain Kyle drive the boat, so you have to believe there was a skeleton crew present.

     
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      TheRivers: You forget that this was in a Florida. Since day one their motto has been…COVID be damned.

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    Just finally watching todays video. Every time he tells that story of the guy who was up 200K and was trying to get to a half mil something always changes. One time he was sitting at the table and just watching. Another time he was playing at a different table and saw from a distance. One time it was at Ameristar in the Midwest and today it was at Caesar’s. I’ve heard him tell that story and say the guy was playing Baccarat and then I’ve heard him tell the story that the guy was playing Blackjack. In one version he was polite to the guy. In the next version he is swearing at the guy.

    Assuming this scenario even happened apparently Chrissy does not have much of an eye for details.

     
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      Phantom Limb: The last iteration of the tale was supposedly when the current Caesars Southern Indiana was on a riverboat and called Horseshoe.
      
      zealanddonk: It happens everywhere that Chrissy goes so there are plenty of different versions

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Tariq is seriously going to have to share with us how he managed to get that photo. That is quality work there.

    It’s interesting that you don’t see either Brandon or JC (the two who we all are assuming got exiled) in that photo. Wonder if the drama began before anyone even got on the boat.
    To be fair, he also said Matt Bandas was among the dolts on the Colt Cruise and I don't see him there. And neither of those two pot belly white guys is Chris Bird and he admitted he was there.

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    When I posted this photo, I identified Matthew Bandas in my comments as the guy with the long beard.

    But now I've circled him in red so it's not in doubt.

    Also, Brandon, Chris Bird and JC the Barber were on the boat.

    I've seen them on the boat but what I have is not the quality of the photo I posted.

    But they were definitely there.

     
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      TheRivers: It least from that angle Mathew Bandas looks less like Saddam Hussein
      
      BedWetterBettor: Damn he’s shorter than I imagined, no wonder they look up to Chrissy! I couldn’t even tell that was a beard , looked like a mask worn by one of those crazy stupid Asians like Vila or Hoa Le! Good job nonetheless!!
      
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    I mean…seriously…there is a little bit of a resemblance here…

    Matthew Bandas

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    Saddam Hussein

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      BedWetterBettor: Eww, looks like a bearded Morgenstern. Speaking of, there is a new development in the on again off again feud between him at YTSE. Apparently, a sibling wants nothing to do with their mentally ill brother...
      
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    So this Matt guy is allegedly an actor...


    Who is so bad he makes Tommy Wiseau look like Robert De Niro!


    Contact Me
    Matt Bandas

    mgbandas@yahoo.com



    Wonder if he knows that his new midget mentor was an actor too? Anybody feel like sending some of those classic clips of Kyle/Kirk to little Matty?

    Or maybe just send those Adonis Male and Colt Studios links over for Motivation!!!

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    I have learned that 10 people attended (we see 8 in that photo, but it cuts off), and each really did pay $3500.

    Looks like Chrissy really did learn a few things from Keithy, and got his money's worth. $35k income in one day, with only some minor expenses to rent a yacht for the day for a few thousand, plus some Airbnb and cheap baseball tickets. He probably cleared near $30k profit on the whole thing. Amazing.

     
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      TheRivers: Must have been one doozy of a drama-fest for him to forego trying for that kind of cash again for four months.
      
      BedWetterBettor: I think there may have been threats of violence on the boat overheard by the staff and they ordered Chrissy to cease and desist. If he airs any footage he could be violating that order and be found liable. Possibly even lawsuits involved.
      
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    Listening 👂 about hurricane 🌀 Ian in Florida

    Could of things spring to mind Folks

    Firstly what a pity it didn’t hit when Kyle tour’s 🛶 was out on the ocean 🌊 wave but nextly and this is with the caveat of the horrible destruction these things cause to the locals the one ☝️ plus point is that when the waters recede they usually take all the filth and the turds 💩 back into sea so with a bit of luck 🍀………

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    What a sales pitch. I’m sold. Sign me up!!!

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjF2e...d=NmNmNjAwNzg=

     
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      BedWetterBettor: “Pay me money for bullshit martingale wisdom but don’t question my stupidity or give your opinion!” And Lol at You now HAVE to sign up for Masturbator Mind events as part of the agreement!?! Hahahahaha
      
      Tariq Reed: CM says on instagram that it's $500 per month, but luckily for us low rollers the sales page is still only $499. What a relief!
      
      TheRivers: This post may indeed be the most obnoxious and arrogant one he’s ever done. And that’s saying a lot.
      
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    CM finally removed all the Phillip Ivey and Zachery Mitchell comments on his Facebook page.

    Was he really so distracted for several days that he didn't notice them?

     
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    Chrissy of course had to elaborate on that warm, friendly sales pitch on FB…

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    1. Yup no excuses folks… “I was tired” or “I had 5 cocktails” or “I was distracted by Rick, Kirk(lol) and Tommy mirroring my bets” or “Babies crying, two fucking TVs on… it’s like a Zoo in here!”

    See only the Bloat can use these excuses, your pea brains are not capable of handling such cranial complications!

    2. Don’t give your opinions folks… Just give your money and have a midget yell nonsense from a white board about playing for 15 minutes, only for him to play for hours martingaling for a $40 win! Don’t criticize the fine Costco cookies and Halloween candy the Bloat graciously splurged $7 on for you to eat that healthiness!

    3. Shut up and Follow directions Kyle… just like our sainted Minute Man did on that dingy red plush couch when the Old geezer with a camera directed him “put your pants around your ankles and put a finger in your ass while spreading your cheeks!” “Put on these daisy dukes and bend over for Daddy, shut up and don’t ask why!?!”

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    And of course, make sure you pay $5000 for an event in January that probably won’t take place due to a pending lawsuit! Ya know the same Birthday Booty bash where one Kyle Prescott forgot his bankroll and begged for money to gamble with? The same event that was a Part of the extortion price of $499 in certain angry midget’s FB rant!!!

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    Hope the other morons like Pene, Brandon and Chris Bird Brain saved this post! LMAO, did he even get a month without going back on this bullshit?

     
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    I'm sighing at all this foolishness

     
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      Phantom Limb: He's at his amusing best when he's short on cash and desperate

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    Kyle the whacking… err I mean Walking contradiction gives us another gem of wisdom!

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    Wasn’t his New Number 1 Rule “Don’t give any more Excuses?” Yet here he whines about losing because of someone else? Unless of course he was the only one at the table, which would make his statement very true, he was playing with an Idiot!

    Also, didn’t he just say he no longer plays Blackjack? Guess that was another… Complete Lie!

    And in the 4 things video from yesterday he says the number One way to win in the casino… is to play online!?! Hahaha, yea more hands per hour on a timed dealing system is certainly the way to beat the house advantage Chrissy! He then states , play blackjack by yourself and avoid “idiots”?

    Does he not realize you will NEVER be able to play online gaming by yourself unless you play a high limit reserved table?? Where his $1-$7 Marty bets are worthless and he could never afford to play at high limit online? Heck, 99% of online players are degenerates like Chrissy firing off $1 bets to get a moral victory after donking off thousands at real casinos!

    Someone should have taught him the number one rule of modeling…

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    Wipe BEFORE you Wax… Hahahahahahahahahaha Doo Doo Brown Chrissy

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    So Chrissy finds out that theres been scam videos up on his FB for a coupla of days.
    Chrissy goes on a angry midget toddler tantrum about never questioning him.

    It feels like these are somehow linked.


    In good news, Chrissy also clarified you can pay $99 to get his sports pick of the day or $499 a month.

    Given how short lived his Rumble and Patreon were, the $99/day is probably the better of the options.



    And one of his other posts he claims he was down roughly $4500 off a $9400 bankroll playing blackjack.
    Natch blames someone else for it and claims he got it all back.
    Someone asked if there is any documentation of this, and of course, no there is not.
    Last edited by zealanddonk; 09-29-2022 at 12:16 PM.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Pretty sure Chrissy just pulled this from his Instagram and slapped it on youtube but
    Chrissy has a youtube short up:
    Blue GOAT shirt, trying to look and sound extremely butch

    Tells people no more excuses, and they must sign up for his Mastermind events.

    Very butch chrissy says he doesnt want opinions from cult members either.

    And as always, greed has pretty much killed his simple scam.

    He could have happily kept taking $99/month with his inner circle, had $1500 jerk-off events that everyone knew was low rent but still went to.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Starting to wonder if that Money Back Guarantee is biting him in the ass? Could Brandon and JC asked for the $500 back and Chrissy had to oblige because it was in front of everyone?
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
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    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
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    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Scammer Christopher Mitchell gives his four simple rules for becoming a zillionaire


     
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    These comments are amazingly stupid!

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    That Branko account has to be a fake run by Stacy, but the other sap Josh Avery is real.


    https://m.facebook.com/100001334449535/

    Someone might want to DM him and let him know he’s wasting his money!

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