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    I really hope one of Craft's shady Mastermind guys scams Chrissy out of what little he has. Would be poetic justice.

     
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      zealanddonk: Chrissy's love for Keithy will blind him to any shenanigans

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    “danbrown: Could we be hearing Bubs speaking his first "word" in a video. ~8:00 he points and says "Daaaa!"”

    There appears to be a future for Bubs!



     
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    In his latest "afraid" video I think he is setting himself (and his family by extension) up for failure. His gambling is likely getting out of control, losing, and then needs a more legit excuse as to why the cash flow is going to dwindle and they need to now "buckle down." He does this by saying he is taking a huge risk on an investment.

    He has likely lost a ton of money and running on flumes or his "investment" is 20k on the dodgers in a last ditch effort to buy himself some more living expenses which he could lose.

     
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      TheRivers: I agree that this potentially could be a front for some other reason why the money isn’t there. He kept referring to how they’d can always say they had the lifestyle while it lasted (if the investment fails).
      
      zealanddonk: Agreed, he's going to lose some, claim he got out just in time before it really crashed and he learnt a lesson, now please buy his $10k rentboy sessions to help him get back on his feet
    "It just goes to show the kind of person you are , I got no toe"

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    Given yesterday's nonsense was
    "Going to gather a bunch of chums, travel the world, win at casinos, give money to the poor", I can only imagine the idiocy involved today.

    Also, his clickbait titles are going back to "Pity".
    Last edited by zealanddonk; 06-16-2022 at 12:19 PM.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
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    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Today's nonsense is scheduled for 19 minutes and is called
    "Professional Gambler Christopher Mitchell Admits That He's Afraid."

    Given part of his gimmick is not being afraid, this is just click bait.
    Anyways lets watch it at 2x and see what idiocy he has for us today.

    Black top, black cap.
    TLDR:
    Rambles a lot to eventually get to "Making big investment, in something I've never invested in before"
    So assuming its true, hes about to be scammed.



    Long version:

    First "walk and talk" video in Frisco.

    complete lie 2m 30s he claims he's going to be transparent and vulnerable.
    Clearly Keithy or whoever who is helping him with this has helped him a lot.

    Claims he's making the biggest investment in his life and it is not a house

    Tells the Uber story yet again.
    Claims they have been living like Rockstars [sure sure].

    Claims he's made more money than he did in the last 25 years [before the gambling].

    7m15s claims God told him to go to Frisco.
    I seem to recall God told Chrissy to do live streaming prayer sessions, but Chrissy was "no dawg, thats too early".

    10m tells some boring story about making a $20k bet at Bellagio.

    11m claims he gets "fearful like you people do" but he does it anyways.
    That probably contradicts previous videos.

    14m40s rambling on about how much money he has and he's sticking a lot of it into an "investment" that is something he's never invested in before
    "Theres a chance it might not work out for me" <---- scam alert

    16m20s now he starts a rant against the viewers "and their tiny little pay cheques" and "security".

    LOL he's even asking Stacey if he sets all of his money on fire, would she be happy that at least they got to enjoy 2 years of "being rich".

    Claims he believes the investment will reward him 100 times over.

    And it mercifully ends.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Likely investment scams based on where Chrissy is living, what he knows, and what is important to him:

    Cure for cancer (poor sainted mother story)
    Oil exploration (being in Texas and prices are high)
    Christian movies (even he would be hard pressed to fuck this up, unless he wanted to write, direct, produce and star)
    Christian Gay Porn (he would definitely write, direct, produce and star in this)

    Cure for Covid (Despite his claims he doesnt believe in the Pandemic, he would gladly get invest in a fake cure, to sell to marks so he could get rich)

    Racing horses (self explanatory)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Likely investment scams based on where Chrissy is living, what he knows, and what is important to him:

    Cure for cancer (poor sainted mother story)
    Oil exploration (being in Texas and prices are high)
    Christian movies (even he would be hard pressed to fuck this up, unless he wanted to write, direct, produce and star)
    Christian Gay Porn (he would definitely write, direct, produce and star in this)

    Cure for Covid (Despite his claims he doesnt believe in the Pandemic, he would gladly get invest in a fake cure, to sell to marks so he could get rich)

    Racing horses (self explanatory)
    On the other hand he could be making a large investment into the IRS…if you know what I mean.

     
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      zealanddonk: That falls under Christian Gay Porn
      
      PositiveVariance: It would be nice if that bank account is wiped clean by the IRS.

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    My prediction (and hope) is that he's getting lured into a scam by somebody in the mastermind group that he pays for. That would be some amazing karma.

     
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      zealanddonk: Thats pretty much a guarentee. OR as others have pointed out, he's already half broke and using this as an excuse

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    Just my two cents, but he might be leasing and old run down building and starting the Church of Chrissy!

    Start up costs will be tremendous, but it gives him a home base like Bastard Keith…. Errr I mean Pastor Keith and a tax shelter from the saps who donate to it!

    Why is he mentioning charities and God all of a sudden??? He hasn’t mentioned charity since an Instagram post months ago! Now he’s harping it on it since the live stream! He’s already got idiots in the country willing to drop everything including their pants and give him $1000. So why wouldn’t become an ordained minister and reel in the Christian suckers in Texas??

    Since starting a congregation doesn’t happen overnight, it will take a while before things get going and he will need a financial backer! Hence the zoom call and frequenting with Keith’s minions. And if he fails(which he will) he can spin it as “well I dedicated my life to Jeebus… blah blah deadbroke haters… blah blah Bloodsucking leeches!”

     
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      TheRivers: Wouldn’t be a very popular congregation for Hebrew slaves.
      
      JeffDime: +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Just my two cents, but he might be leasing and old run down building and starting the Church of Chrissy!

    Start up costs will be tremendous, but it gives him a home base like Bastard Keith…. Errr I mean Pastor Keith and a tax shelter from the saps who donate to it!

    Why is he mentioning charities and God all of a sudden??? He hasn’t mentioned charity since an Instagram post months ago! Now he’s harping it on it since the live stream! He’s already got idiots in the country willing to drop everything including their pants and give him $1000. So why wouldn’t become an ordained minister and reel in the Christian suckers in Texas??

    Since starting a congregation doesn’t happen overnight, it will take a while before things get going and he will need a financial backer! Hence the zoom call and frequenting with Keith’s minions. And if he fails(which he will) he can spin it as “well I dedicated my life to Jeebus… blah blah deadbroke haters… blah blah Bloodsucking leeches!”
    I was actually thinking this exact same thing.

    I think he sees how well Craft is doing and he sees how easy gullible people will give up their money. It really isn’t that expensive to start a small, simple church. There are even many Churches in strip malls. Some small churches when starting out will rent space from a school since they otherwise are not using the building on Sundays. Or you can lease a traditional church. You could probably find a small church for a few grand per month. The nice thing is most everyone at the church is a volunteer. The hard part will be building up that initial 100 or so members to where it’s “Profitable”.

    You can be in business for first, last months rent, and a deposit.

    The big issue for Chrissy is if he did do this, the congregation would sense he is only after their money. There is a fine balance between keeping the members coming back and getting their cash at the same time.

    In a way Chrissy is sicker than we think if he actually starts a church to “profit.”

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Religion for profit is the biggest scam there is! Osteen, Craft, Baker and the rest were literally converting people into money marks for prayers! And they can always hide behind the logic of “how can I be a scammer if I’m doing this for God???”
      
      JeffDime: +1
    Last edited by PositiveVariance; 06-16-2022 at 04:54 PM.

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    Scammer Christopher Mitchell DOESN’T show off his money & talks about pedophiles & sex trafficking


     
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      BedWetterBettor: Haha, saw that and the bed sheet one with the Prop money! Great stuff!!
      
      Phantom Limb: UD for the win
      
      JeffDime: +1
      
      zealanddonk: He really should be doing life (in prison) with them.
      
      Forum Wars: Chrissy Epstein, ladies and gents.

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    In the money counter playset video he did talk about building a tribe, travelling the world, gambling and helping the poor.

    I dont think he'd be tied down to a physical church.
    Unless the investment is the next level in Keithy's Inverted Funnel scheme, I think Keithy would break chrissy's legs and cut ties with him if he did this.

    With that said, its likely Keithy's group would sell "priesthoods" to someone like chrissy for a large enough "donation" upfront and franchise it out with a slice of the tithes.

    The problem is, Chrissy is lazy and not overly compelling.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Not at first, but we heard that he makes them chip in for food and amenities at the MM meetings, so it is bleeding him a bit. If he has a “church” location, he can just bring them back there instead of driving hours each time. Security deters haters!
      
      JeffDime: +1
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Just my two cents, but he might be leasing and old run down building and starting the Church of Chrissy!

    Start up costs will be tremendous, but it gives him a home base like Bastard Keith…. Errr I mean Pastor Keith and a tax shelter from the saps who donate to it!

    Why is he mentioning charities and God all of a sudden??? He hasn’t mentioned charity since an Instagram post months ago! Now he’s harping it on it since the live stream! He’s already got idiots in the country willing to drop everything including their pants and give him $1000. So why wouldn’t become an ordained minister and reel in the Christian suckers in Texas??

    Since starting a congregation doesn’t happen overnight, it will take a while before things get going and he will need a financial backer! Hence the zoom call and frequenting with Keith’s minions. And if he fails(which he will) he can spin it as “well I dedicated my life to Jeebus… blah blah deadbroke haters… blah blah Bloodsucking leeches!”

    This is the post he makes mention to regarding charities in his previous video, I do sense that the writer was taking the piss:

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      zealanddonk: Plus side, you know Chrissy is being sincere in his response though

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    I’ve got the perfect name for Chrissy’s new following. Ever heard of “Tribe Called Quest?” Chrissy’s should be “Tribe Called Bust”

     
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      zealanddonk: you just know when he starts a rant about "sowing a seed" he'd end up saying "busting a nut"

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    "Lie to yourself until you start to believe it" is the message of the pool video today by the Crooked Prick with a crooked prick.

     
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      zealanddonk: Hate to think what other lies he's told himself over the years in that case

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    “You have to keep thinking that you’re a millionaire and speaking as such even if your bank account says you aren’t a millionaire”. So I guess that explains why he always says he is a millionaire. Case closed.

     
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      zealanddonk: Same way he claims he has close friends now, and used to be a successful model (and then changes his story yet again)

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    Dang Rivers beats me to they punch again! So yea another nothing bullshit video no gambling of course and seemingly just a dig at the circle jerks who don’t wanna pay him $1000 when they already paid him many times over for the same stupid advice!

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    While Handjob Prescott makes faces like he’s pissing in the pool he prattles on about thinking he’s rich and speaking it into existence. Just the basic MLM nonsense and of course no proof like a Home, Multiple cars in his own name, a boat that’s not rented or any other signs of success!

     
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      RMS9: He tries portraying the life of a millionaire, as seen through his eyes. What he can’t comprehend is millionaires don’t do what he does. Hanging out at the public, community pool and leasing (with daddy’s help) a high end Toyota is laughable.
      
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    Today's video is fortunately shorter than 7 minutes.
    Chrissy is in a pool and sadly topless.

    He claims he had a millionaire mindset when he was born.

    Unsurprisingly he tells the first half of the sainted mother story (Chrissy probably read this thread and remembered he hadnt told that story in a while).

    Says "read books"
    Says "Write down ideas"

    As others point out, "if you have an empty bank balance, just complete lie to yourself "
    Then he borrows something from the bible.

    Standard blah blah blah.

     
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      Mrhorney: Disagree with your fortunately short comment Mr Donk , I enjoy your video highlights , it’s the only thing that takes my mind off porn nowadays
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year 2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle soul reader or rfid reader.
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: Brandon W leaking inner circle info like a sieve.

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    Does anybody have a backup of videos from his old channel? More specifically the couple of videos where he admit to losing? They were so good.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I think Mumbler is the only one who saved all his videos, check his channel for whatever he clips he used. Otherwise contact YouTube Legal!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Just my two cents, but he might be leasing and old run down building and starting the Church of Chrissy!

    Start up costs will be tremendous, but it gives him a home base like Bastard Keith…. Errr I mean Pastor Keith and a tax shelter from the saps who donate to it!

    Why is he mentioning charities and God all of a sudden??? He hasn’t mentioned charity since an Instagram post months ago! Now he’s harping it on it since the live stream! He’s already got idiots in the country willing to drop everything including their pants and give him $1000. So why wouldn’t become an ordained minister and reel in the Christian suckers in Texas??

    Since starting a congregation doesn’t happen overnight, it will take a while before things get going and he will need a financial backer! Hence the zoom call and frequenting with Keith’s minions. And if he fails(which he will) he can spin it as “well I dedicated my life to Jeebus… blah blah deadbroke haters… blah blah Bloodsucking leeches!”

    From an interview he did with Critical Bench 13 years ago:

    http://www.criticalbench.com/intervi...r_Mitchell.htm

    CRITICAL BENCH: What are your future goals?

    My future goals are to make motivational movies that inspire people, create a world class training facility to train Professional Athletes, write books and possibly build the world's biggest church and become a minister.

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