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    Back to 50 cent Roulette bets and dressing like a Tele Tubby!

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    Tele Tubby Chrissy yaps on and on about how he told his circle jerk offs “you have to write down how you want to become successful and then pay the price for it to happen.” So I guess somewhere there’s an index card where he wrote down “Masturbating on camera will make me rich!” I think Brandon wrote that down too!!

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    Couldn’t stand to listen to the whole thing, maybe ZD can! It’s just the usual Bullshit how he always wins and knows how to scam money so you should pay him to learn the same scummy ways!

     
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      TheRivers: He may dress like Laa Laa. But ultimately I think TInky Winky is a better name for Chrissy. Someone please get him a light purple hoodie.

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    I for one approve of the Christopher Bitchel phone calls to radio. Well done bit.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yup definitely good stuff, especially the clever jabs at Mumbler. Seems like he has a hard on for Cheetos and given up on Chrissy!
      
      RMS9: As far as the mumbled is concerned, his work is done exposing Chris. It’s all HIS effort that brought us to where we are today. SMH…
      
      Forum Wars: it was pretty good

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    I love googling his inspirational quotes to see which pastor or MLM guru he poached them from

    "nothing becomes dynamic unless it becomes specific" seems to come from the pastor circles (at least as far back as 2015 and probably earlier)

    This guy has nothing unique to offer the world except repackaging this crap and failing at it in front of us.

    LOL

     
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      TheRivers: Even his “I’m not trying to impress you…but to impress upon you” line is from other scammers. Not sure if it came from a pastor initially though.
      
      BedWetterBettor: “This is the God’s honest truth…” before Proceeding to tell a Complete Lie!
      
      PositiveVariance: Chrissy: "Find what others do, then do the complete opposite". Then proceeds to copy Keith Crafts Mastermind events. What happen to doing the opposite Chrissy?
      
      AhoosierA: I think Chrissy really would like to "press up on you"
      
      zealanddonk: You forgot "inch by inch, its a cinch" which is probably from Colt Studios
      
      Forum Wars: It's the reason we constantly attack him: he tries to make himself sound "special", yet we know he's nobody special in the least (except maybe, the hustle)

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    @PV: Chrissy is doing the opposite of Keithy's MM events.
    Where Keithy claims to seriously vet his participants, Chrissy will take anyone
    Where Keithy tries to match "serious business people", Chrissy will take broke jobbers.
    Where Keithy has pictures of focused, invested, interested people, Chrissy has napkin spinners.
    Where Keithy has people that might actually learn something use, Chrissy has people who learn the hard way "Green zero actually matters"
    Where Keithy charges a lot of money to keep the riff-raff out [most of the time], Chrissy will charge the bare minimum he needs to pay the bills and make the rent.

    Hence, Chrissy is actually doing the exact opposite of someone "successful".

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Wonder who he learned his idiotic catchphrase “Retrain your Brain” from? Google says Seth Gilihan, my guess is his first acting coach at Colt Studios!
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    Review of the Banana Cosplay roulette video from today [28m 40s, always watch at 2x].

    TLDR: A mix of hard selling his next mastermind event, and his usual "forget whatever lie I said last time, this is the truth that has always been true this time" even though his story changes in the video itself.


    Long version:
    The thumbnail is Chrissy looking very butch, as opposed to recent thumbnails of him looking happy, and some others that look like he is being surprisingly rodgered.

    Start balance is $1524.47 an unusual amount given his claimed OCD.

    Less than 3 minutes in and he starts with a slight lie: Claims he hasnt made a live video because hes been busy with his mastermind events.
    Unless he means he went to one of Keithy's tune up sessions, he hasnt spent the last 2 weeks dedicated to fleecing people...or has he?

    3:45 he starts advertising a drink called Celsius "Supposedly very healthy."
    Next will be a complete lie in about a week, he claims hes stopped drinking Monster [again, how many times is this now?]

    5:45 starts "selling" the recent atm receipt video [still to be shredded] and claimed he was a broke uber driver, took a gayday loan, oops payday loan, opened a Chase bank account, and nows he's riiiiich.
    Seems either he believes this story, or he thinks others will, so hes going with it.

    "If you had a $300k bankroll, do you think you would ever lose? of course not". At 50c min bets, probably not no, if he defines lose as meaning losing the whole lot.

    Starts a rambling story that ends with "do whatever it takes".
    Luckily this leads into a hard sell for the June Jerkoff event.

    13:00-13:25 Complete lies including "no gambler showing themselves gambling every day". This roughly 10 minutes after he makes the excuse of not showing a gambling video for almost 2 weeks because he was "too busy".

    14m even he knows he's lying at this point at he "corpses" slightly when ranting about going to his JJ event.

    14:40 he then insults the audience with "I"m giving you million dollar nuggets but its going over your head".
    14:50 Starts a rant about entrepreneurs who also have 9-5 jobs.

    16:20 goes back to he's going to try to make daily videos.
    Mentions baccky and spinny [we know his blacky videos are hilariously bad, more of those please].

    17:45 "I like to get my balance to $5-6k and then withdraw profits"
    If documentation beats conversation, why does he not show his deposit/withdrawl records?
    After he claims hes the only gambler showing his ass to mouth receipts so why not more better evidence?


    18:20 wins a $25 bet, "hollar at yer boy" -- to quote Rounders "its noble work you are doing"

    19:35ish "Why are you making dollar bets from a $1500 bankroll?" Answer
    " I always make my videos for low rollers " This is a complete contradiction to a previous video in similar circumstances where he got upset and threw a tanty that he does not make videos for low rollers and people should not copy him because he's schmart.

    24m the trend had been 10 low numbers in a row, so he bets low, it starts going high.
    He says he hates switching [we'll leave that to the reader's imagination].
    I guess the trend is only sometimes your friend.

    Because he placed a $55 bet, he starts his "talk to the wheel, words have power" nonsense.
    Lets see how that goes [given all of the documented times we've seen it fail].

    Praise be, it wins, not one but 2 hollar at yer boys for this.

    Chrissy then starts to get very religious and does an extended version of his "words are powerful" with bible references.
    Oddly he never mentions Leviticus when he starts his rambles.

    Chrissy literally compares God creating water from words to Chrissy telling the ball to land 1-18.
    I hope another smoting is coming.

    Since it was so effective, he bets $20 from a $1580 bankroll to get to a nice even $1600 and he uses his words again.
    And behold, a high bet wins and he issues 2x hollar at your boy for this.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I would seriously consider paying someone to hack his phone and get all videos that show him losing! Anyone know a good hacker?
      
      TheRivers: Wouldn’t be on his options. He does all that on his laptop. The phone videos are all of his walking around Vegas and trying to look important content
      
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    Oh no he didn't!

    Pomspie takes a page from Chrissy's strategy. This guy made good hotel review vids and should stick with that. Doesn't understand the math and even says this is a way to make gambling +EV for the gambler vs. the house and he plans to continue with these types of vids. (Good luck...why don't these people quickly google "Is Martingale Beatable").

    Funny, he actually hits BLACK 9 times in a row (he's betting black, so that was good for him). If he was betting RED he'd have gone bankrupt about half way through the session (as he only needed 7 losses to lose all $1k).



    He's using a 67:1 ratio. Chrissy suggests at least 50:1, so same ballpark.

    This will approximately work/fail/work/fail/work/fail on average, but there is actually a only a 47.37% probablility of winning a double up session. That's why this doesn't work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post

    Funny, he actually hits BLACK 9 times in a row (he's betting black, so that was good for him). If he was betting RED he'd have gone bankrupt about half way through the session (as he only needed 7 losses to lose all $1k).



    He's using a 67:1 ratio. Chrissy suggests at least 50:1, so same ballpark.

    This will approximately work/fail/work/fail/work/fail on average, but there is actually a only a 47.37% probablility of winning a double up session. That's why this doesn't work.
    Hoo Boy, where to start with this one? First his “notes” at the 1 minute mark where he displays what HIS martingale betting system will be with a base bet of $15 is not feasible up to 7 bets on a buy in of only $1000.

    He wouldn’t be able to bet $960 as he would be down $945 at that point, leaving him with only $55 from his original buy in of 1K. He of course makes no mention of rebuying if needed and someone in the comments also posted this revelation.

    Next, his balance is several times a number that is not divisible by 15! Such as the 5 minute mark his balance magically is $1490 after he showed all of two winning spins! Not possible if he’s only betting $15 on black and martingaling on every loss. He’s admitted he’s not playing the inside numbers and never shows him tipping on the display screen. While it is possible he tipped, I doubt it very much, so that’s strike Two!

    And last, at 5:41 he admits he’s been playing LESS than 2 hours and is somehow up $715! Again that number is not a multiple 15, so he did not get there by base betting $15 and probably deposited cash off camera then started recording afterwards. But like Chrissy he uses a nearly impossible time frame of 120 minutes to win $715.

    It takes over 1 minute per spin including timer for bets and ball spin time, he would have to get 48 more wins on Black than losses in that time frame. Annnnnnnd not hit more than a combined 50 red & green hits the whole time! It is possible if nothing goes wrong but he admitted to a 6 Red streak and nearly being down to his last bet! So I’d have to believe it had as many Hits on Black as it did Combined Red & Green hits. Making the 2 hour time frame literally impossible unless Black hit twice as many times as the other two Spaces combined! Then he would have to be seated and playing EVERY single spin and Never get up to go to the bathroom, get a drink or play with his phone or camera for more than 60 seconds! Very doubtful for this YT addicted, click baiter!
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    At least Pompsie is showing the game for what it is and is not trying to lead anyone to believe they can have these results all the time. In fact at one point he wins 8 in a row and is very quick to point out that this could have just as easily happened the other way (something Chrissy loves to ignore). He’s done a few gambling videos as of late and they are all just for entertainment and fun. In one video he went to every casino on the strip and played a single blackjack hand of $100 in each. Wound up pretty much breaking even.

    I like how he right at the beginning states that the martingale is the oldest and most popular strategy for Roulette. Chrissy continues to want you to believe that he perfected it.

    In reality if you’re going to martingale Roulette is the best game to do it. There is a known probability of losing the next 6 in a row since every spin is equal. This differs from Blackjack where the probability of losing the next six can vary depending on what’s going on in the shoe and if you’re not counting you have no idea So Pompsie is just having fun and seeing if he can win with it. In this case he did. And good for him. I do like his videos. But he knows that this is not something you want to be doing day after day.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: While I agree he isn’t trying to sell this as a winning system. Even HE admits in the comments the title was click bait and it’s clear the video was Heavily edited. So he is deceiving people to think he won 1K in spin when, he just added $ off camera
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    While we’re discussing Chrissy wannabes, our favorite Baccarat high roller with $5 chip bets is back!



    Annnnnnnnd doing tours of his “spacious” Hotel suite in Lake Tahoe. Lol, the room is so small he’s literally done walking through in 30 seconds! But when you’re taking pages right outta CM and Morgenstern’s play book, what else would you expect??



    And just like Chrissy, here he is winning a “Jackpot” of… $49.44!!! Yes I shit you not, he made a Click bait Jackpot winning video after winning a whopping $49! He at least admits in there he lost $60 first, making his net total on slots a Minus $10.56! But that doesn’t stop him from trying to misuse the word Jackpot in the video title for views!

    Wish he would film the chick playing and not keep the camera on his ugly, punchable face the whole time! While she’s not a knockout and in need of a nose job, she’s a lot easier on the eyes than Stacy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    Oh no he didn't!

    Pomspie takes a page from Chrissy's strategy. This guy made good hotel review vids and should stick with that. Doesn't understand the math and even says this is a way to make gambling +EV for the gambler vs. the house and he plans to continue with these types of vids. (Good luck...why don't these people quickly google "Is Martingale Beatable").

    Funny, he actually hits BLACK 9 times in a row (he's betting black, so that was good for him). If he was betting RED he'd have gone bankrupt about half way through the session (as he only needed 7 losses to lose all $1k).



    He's using a 67:1 ratio. Chrissy suggests at least 50:1, so same ballpark.

    This will approximately work/fail/work/fail/work/fail on average, but there is actually a only a 47.37% probablility of winning a double up session. That's why this doesn't work.

    Pompsie’s girl has a great ass !!! That’s all I got & that’s I need.

     
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    Speaking of Click bait, Kool Aid Chrissy is back with wardrobe inspired by the lady from Brandon’s walk of shame!

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    Runs into a 4 Marty loss by betting Against Banker!?! Guess the Bloat doesn’t practice what he preaches again, what else is new? He tries to jump on the Banker streak but it ties and then he changes to player,
    Only for a natural 9 to hit on Banker! He then gets nervous as half his “bankroll” gets obliterated in 4 hands and he has to wager $450! He gets a lucky Natural 8 and starts with the Boo Ya’s!!!

    Time stamp said it was filmed last night, so once again he does a wardrobe change on the same day to give the appearance of a different day! Couldn’t make it thru the rest, so ZD it’s all yours to rip apart!!

     
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      zealanddonk: So wish he had lost that $450 to see what he would have done when he needed to put his whole roll on the line

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    Caesar’s and MGM stocks continue to struggle of late. Guess Chrissy sharing his can’t lose strategies is causing major financial harm to these companies. LOL

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    The low stakes and semi-low-stakes play he streams on BOL is a real clue that the $327k he shows at Chase isn't his.

    Not only do you see him get emotional when he loses, but playing lower stakes is exactly what you DON'T want to promote, if you're selling the image of being a rich professional gambler.

    The whole point of these videos should be, "This is what you need to aspire to reach", not "Here I am playing low stakes like a poor person". Most of his videos do attempt to sell the idea that Chrissy is rich and living the life his dreams (think of the meals, the siutes, the ballgames, and the lack of 9-5 job), but then we see him playing low stakes on BOL.

    If the $327k were his, he'd be loading some of it onto BOL, playing higher stakes, and of course only posting the winning sessions. But he's not.

    This whole thing is a huge mystery.

    I did think of another reason Chrissy could be holding the money. It could be some attempt to cheat taxes on behalf of someone else. What do I mean?

    Let's say you're a guy who makes $700k per year, and has a fairly high tax rate. Any money you make gambling or trading crypto is considered additional income, and is taxed at that same high rate.

    Now let's say you meet Chrissy. He tricks you into believing he has +EV gambling and crypto investment schemes. At first you tell him you don't want to bother, as taxes will eat up too high a percentage of any potential gains. Then Chrissy tells you that you can quietly transfer the money over to him, sign a contract that it's really yours, and he can wash any winnings through his "8 businesses" to where he has a paper loss and nobody has to pay any taxes. Then he can quietly transfer the money back in one of various ways.

    I just don't believe that Big Daddy Foster would transfer this kind of money into Chrissy's name, for reasons I already stated. Maybe Stacy's, but not Chrissy. Remember when we saw 1 BTC (then worth $47,000) received and then quickly cashed out to Chrissy's same Chase account? I doubt old man Foster messes with bitcoin. There's someone else involved here who is funding this, and Chrissy is under strict instructions not to touch the money for gambling or spending. It is very possible that the videos flaunting the cash are part of the plan, if the goal is to trick the IRS into believing it belongs to Chrissy.

    Honestly with just about everything else involving Chrissy, there's a logical explanation. This one is still tough to figure out.

     
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      zealanddonk: He tells us he only makes the videos for low rollers, then he abused the low rollers saying he did not make the videos for them, then he went back to claiming his videos were for low rollers

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    Today's video is Baccy, and Chrissy is wearign red tshirt, red cap.

    Interesting the balance is $1650.43 when his closing balance form the last video was $1600.97

    TLDR: If he lost his $454 bet, he would have had to have bet all of his remaining bankroll to get back to even. Sadly he won.

    Long version:

    He starts with a $10 on bank since tis streaky of 3 player and 3 bank.
    He wins, that then loses the next $10 bet.
    The reason this is odd is the next hand he bets only $15 on player.


    6:20 he gets a natural 9 and fortunately restrains himself from his monkey antics because banker also gets a natural 9.
    Apparently it pisses you off when that happens [although Chrissy always claims never to go emotional when gambling].

    Claims he had a $500 at lake charles that was a natural 9/9 split [boo hoo, poor Chrissy].

    9:50, hes balls deep in a marty, with $210 bet on, and its a tie.

    Now he has the infamous $454 bet from the clickbait title: his balance is $840.43 with the bet out.
    greart way to start the video after roughly 8 hands.

    Sadly it wins so we get a hollar at your boy and some rambling about no fear and how great he is and a winning professional and blah blah blah.

    12m now he starts rambling how he made $100 in 12 minutes and most people wouldnt make that in 5-7 hours.
    While thats true, he seems to forget the bulk of that profit was just building on his mitchellgale bet and he could have made $400 in 1 minute (omg, $24000/hr) by making his first bet $400 [and quitting].

    LOL
    14:14 he starts the claim about beating the casinos every single day
    IMMEDIATELY he then states some days he loses BUT 99% of the time he wins it back the next day.

    So now he is acknowleding he has losses AND he gone on multi-day losing streaks.
    Where do I sign up to give that idiot my money?

    He then "advertises" Celsius his drink of choice.

    16m he claims he loves choppy shoes, yet as we have seen plenty of times, he loses, gets confused, and makes bad choices when there is a set of chops.

    18m "I think the rest of this shoe will be very choppy".
    You'd think he'd be orgasmic based on his earlier statement, but no, we get some sniffle-snorting and the downtrodden realisation he'll be guessing and missing a lot.

    Thanks for that choppines at the 19m mark he has a $130 bet out.

    Now claims he's won $200 in 20 minutes and blah blah blah $6000 a month, blah, wouldnt that be the best home business ever, blah blah.

    22m now he starts possibly one of the most idiotic stories he has ever told [and imagine the terrority that covers]
    Hurr durr at Lake Charles I saw a choppy shoe but decided to only bet player!
    Is that truly one of his brilliant strategies, ignore the trend and pick a side before starting?

    Claims it was $200 minimum and because it was such a great shoe, after paying banker commisions [he then realises he was telling the wrong story] he corrects to tipping the dealers, he left with $6000.

    Claims he managed this in 45 minutes.
    Curious why we are only hearing this now, and why we didnt see one of his awesome Baccy cards as evidence.

    Ends with him telling us how awesome he is and he has given us over 20 minutes of free watching him play [how humble and gracious he is.

    He avoided a lot of his normal negativity, but otherwise, standard nonsense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post

    22m now he starts possibly one of the most idiotic stories he has ever told [and imagine the terrority that covers]
    Hurr durr at Lake Charles I saw a choppy shoe but decided to only bet player!
    Is that truly one of his brilliant strategies, ignore the trend and pick a side before starting?

    Claims it was $200 minimum and because it was such a great shoe, after paying banker commisions [he then realises he was telling the wrong story] he corrects to tipping the dealers, he left with $6000.

    Claims he managed this in 45 minutes.
    Curious why we are only hearing this now, and why we didnt see one of his awesome Baccy cards as evidence.
    Pretty sure this story is to “motivate” people to sign up for the next Masturbation meeting! By telling them this God’s Honest “True” story, they start to think “Wow he won so much after the meeting I wonder if he will do a gambling group session at the next one?” And the idiots who felt cheated last time for not getting to “win back” their donation to the Church of Colt Prescott, will now reconsider coming to the June scam seminar!

    Now to discredit his tall tale for the month, similar to Pompsie’s lying ways, Chrissy sets this in a nearly impossible time frame. For him to come out ahead 6K (plus commissions…errr I mean “generous tips” that he conveniently hasn’t done again at Margaritaville!) he would have to be playing a Minimum of $500 per hand. Nothing too huge, but still unlikely considering he always plays the minimum on the first hand of Every pre-recorded video and only lets the bet get bigger to suit his Marty progression. He never starts out betting big and even at a $200 table he would be betting the minimum the majority of the time.

    Now even if he did play $500 bets after a few hands, he admitted it was a “choppy” shoe. Each hand in Baccarat takes at least 2 minutes from the moment the bets are placed, the cards are dealt, Asian big bettors twisting & peaking for “3 side & 2 side” cards, side bets paid or taken and winnings are paid out(extra time for commission tally if Banker wins). I’ve played 70 hand shoes that have taken over 2 hours. So at an average of 2 minutes per hand, it would take at least 30 hands for him to get enough wins to win over 6K, which would be over an hour!

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    Remember Chrissy Lies about his win totals and total play time, like he did in the old video with Vila & Albee where he said 30 minutes and Albee disputed it saying “No it was more than that!” Again this is a very minor thing and Little Kyle will shortly make a video proclaiming “You have no idea how much I bet!?! Derpppp, I’m the goat…playing 50 cent and $10 minimums until I have to martingale and try to pass the highest one as my average bet!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The low stakes and semi-low-stakes play he streams on BOL is a real clue that the $327k he shows at Chase isn't his.

    Not only do you see him get emotional when he loses, but playing lower stakes is exactly what you DON'T want to promote, if you're selling the image of being a rich professional gambler.

    The whole point of these videos should be, "This is what you need to aspire to reach", not "Here I am playing low stakes like a poor person". Most of his videos do attempt to sell the idea that Chrissy is rich and living the life his dreams (think of the meals, the siutes, the ballgames, and the lack of 9-5 job), but then we see him playing low stakes on BOL.

    If the $327k were his, he'd be loading some of it onto BOL, playing higher stakes, and of course only posting the winning sessions. But he's not.

    This whole thing is a huge mystery.

    I did think of another reason Chrissy could be holding the money. It could be some attempt to cheat taxes on behalf of someone else. What do I mean?

    Let's say you're a guy who makes $700k per year, and has a fairly high tax rate. Any money you make gambling or trading crypto is considered additional income, and is taxed at that same high rate.

    Now let's say you meet Chrissy. He tricks you into believing he has +EV gambling and crypto investment schemes. At first you tell him you don't want to bother, as taxes will eat up too high a percentage of any potential gains. Then Chrissy tells you that you can quietly transfer the money over to him, sign a contract that it's really yours, and he can wash any winnings through his "8 businesses" to where he has a paper loss and nobody has to pay any taxes. Then he can quietly transfer the money back in one of various ways.

    I just don't believe that Big Daddy Foster would transfer this kind of money into Chrissy's name, for reasons I already stated. Maybe Stacy's, but not Chrissy. Remember when we saw 1 BTC (then worth $47,000) received and then quickly cashed out to Chrissy's same Chase account? I doubt old man Foster messes with bitcoin. There's someone else involved here who is funding this, and Chrissy is under strict instructions not to touch the money for gambling or spending. It is very possible that the videos flaunting the cash are part of the plan, if the goal is to trick the IRS into believing it belongs to Chrissy.

    Honestly with just about everything else involving Chrissy, there's a logical explanation. This one is still tough to figure out.

    The large sum that appeared suddenly from nowhere is an EIDL SBA loan which were given away during COVID like candy with very little verification. PPP or unemployment kept his family in action during Covid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The low stakes and semi-low-stakes play he streams on BOL is a real clue that the $327k he shows at Chase isn't his.

    Not only do you see him get emotional when he loses, but playing lower stakes is exactly what you DON'T want to promote, if you're selling the image of being a rich professional gambler.

    The whole point of these videos should be, "This is what you need to aspire to reach", not "Here I am playing low stakes like a poor person". Most of his videos do attempt to sell the idea that Chrissy is rich and living the life his dreams (think of the meals, the siutes, the ballgames, and the lack of 9-5 job), but then we see him playing low stakes on BOL.

    If the $327k were his, he'd be loading some of it onto BOL, playing higher stakes, and of course only posting the winning sessions. But he's not.

    This whole thing is a huge mystery.

    I did think of another reason Chrissy could be holding the money. It could be some attempt to cheat taxes on behalf of someone else. What do I mean?

    Let's say you're a guy who makes $700k per year, and has a fairly high tax rate. Any money you make gambling or trading crypto is considered additional income, and is taxed at that same high rate.

    Now let's say you meet Chrissy. He tricks you into believing he has +EV gambling and crypto investment schemes. At first you tell him you don't want to bother, as taxes will eat up too high a percentage of any potential gains. Then Chrissy tells you that you can quietly transfer the money over to him, sign a contract that it's really yours, and he can wash any winnings through his "8 businesses" to where he has a paper loss and nobody has to pay any taxes. Then he can quietly transfer the money back in one of various ways.

    I just don't believe that Big Daddy Foster would transfer this kind of money into Chrissy's name, for reasons I already stated. Maybe Stacy's, but not Chrissy. Remember when we saw 1 BTC (then worth $47,000) received and then quickly cashed out to Chrissy's same Chase account? I doubt old man Foster messes with bitcoin. There's someone else involved here who is funding this, and Chrissy is under strict instructions not to touch the money for gambling or spending. It is very possible that the videos flaunting the cash are part of the plan, if the goal is to trick the IRS into believing it belongs to Chrissy.

    Honestly with just about everything else involving Chrissy, there's a logical explanation. This one is still tough to figure out.

    The large sum that appeared suddenly from nowhere is an EIDL SBA loan which were given away during COVID like candy with very little verification. PPP or unemployment kept his family in action during Covid.

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    I thought early on Chrissy had likley received a PPP loan since they were giving them to virtually anyone who submitted an application. Like PPP, the EDIL has a searchable database of who received the loans. Chrissy or the business names he uses are not listed. Also, that money had came into his account in at least 3 different instalments. First with the 45k or so in Bitcoin, then over 200k, then finally where it's at now of over 320k. Most of the EDIL were funded in 2021. Chrissy is the type of person that shows it as soon as he gets it, he's no different than a little kid. Also with the EDIL you have to be in a declared disaster area. I guess it's possible he out right committed fraud and applied in someone else's name but that's not Chrissy's style. I personally would be surprised if it's a Government loan. Also Chrissy is scared to death to touch the money. If it was his to use it would be gone. Someone has a hold over Chrissy with this money that is stronger than his gambling addiction itself.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    I thought early on Chrissy had likley received a PPP loan since they were giving them to virtually anyone who submitted an application. Like PPP, the EDIL has a searchable database of who received the loans. Chrissy or the business names he uses are not listed. Also, that money had came into his account in at least 3 different instalments. First with the 45k or so in Bitcoin, then over 200k, then finally where it's at now of over 320k. Most of the EDIL were funded in 2021. Chrissy is the type of person that shows it as soon as he gets it, he's no different than a little kid. Also with the EDIL you have to be in a declared disaster area. I guess it's possible he out right committed fraud and applied in someone else's name but that's not Chrissy's style. I personally would be surprised if it's a Government loan. Also Chrissy is scared to death to touch the money. If it was his to use it would be gone. Someone has a hold over Chrissy with this money that is stronger than his gambling addiction itself.
    I agree with this. We searched for the loans and came up blank.

    I think Chrissy doesn't touch the money because it might be providing ongoing funding to him. Possibly there's an ironclad contract that the money cannot be used without the funder's permission, but that Chrissy gets X percent of any winnings they achieve, plus some kind of monthly payment for administrating this fund. Even someone as reckless as Chrissy isn't going to slay that cash cow.

    Now, you'd still think he wouldn't flaunt it as his own, because the actual person funding it might get pissed off that Chrissy is playing millionaire on his dime. However, as I said, if this is some sort of tax dodge scheme, this may all be by design. It also might be part of the agreement -- where Chrissy tells the person that he needs to flaunt this cash to keep up appearances, after having an one-in-a-million bad luck type downswing, and the person agrees. I mean, you can't be too bright if you're letting Christopher Mitchell hold $327k for you.

    There exists a small chance that this is really Chrissy's money -- that a combination of inner circle scam money and BOL commissions have been so good that Chrissy has been able to build up savings. I just don't believe it. He doesn't have the discipline to hold onto his own money like that, especially given that he's still gambling. One common theme with gambling addicts is that they need to bet enough to feel the money is meaningful to them. You're never going to see a gambling addict who has $327k cash yet plays low stakes and only low stakes.

     
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    Today's short is Chrissy at the gym, exercising.
    Pointless.

    Will be interesting if he makes a gambling video, given yesetdray's claims about gambling every day.

    Back to the other matter at hand, given Chrissy does not show transactions, or a balance on the screen, I suspect someone is transfering in the money and they just transfer it back out after the video.

    While it is a reasonable size amount of money, if someone is watching offscreen, or otherwise trusts Chrissy to transfer it back, then it would make sense.
    Probably the Father in Law playing along or some sort of money Stacey might have.

    Alternatively could just be muling bitcoins as per previous suggestions.
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