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Thread: Blatant YouTube Baccarat Scammer Christopher Mitchell “Professional Gambler”

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    PV has been all over SMG. Here a few quick observation/questions I have....

    1) Clearly they used Christopher Mitchell name to get more attention and viewers. I have no problem with that as long as they are in the right side.

    2) I think the payment app was the main goal at first. However, they quickly noticed making baccarat strategy videos gets you a lot of subs & views. People are simply looking so hard for this code that doesn’t exist. We have discussed this at length.

    3) There are infinite strategies and people will listen. They are done, as PV pointed out, by a narrator & presented in a pleasant tone. People love this shit. You can build a channel a lot faster than say...making fun of Chrissy.

    4) I have no idea exactly where their headed. I am not sure if they even do right now. The payment app has seemed to have been discarded. They are now exclusively baccarat strategy videos. The other shoe will drop at some point.

    5) Would like to see them take Druff up on his offer.

    6) Regarding MLM, is their a difference from getting compensated for a referral and the full blown pyramid? I think there is and that’s why I think it’s good to just let them clarify that shit.

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    Never mind this shite Jeffrey , your favourite shapeshifter has now finished his complete about face to bitcoin Gordon Gekko
    Working on the premise that Chrissy isn’t well known for his truthful endeavours I imagine there are a great deal of porky 🐷 pies 🥧 coming from his filthy sewer but I have absolutely no idea 🤷 what the fuckpig is on about.
    We may need to get some experts out to debunk his garbage.
    On the other hand he may very well be an expert on this , but I am really struggling to believe that he has spent a year hustling a few hundred bucks off ignorant pensioners and Johnny foreigners when he could have been doing this instead, after all Bitcoin ain’t new,

    It obviously 🙄 helps that Chrissy has a guru at just about everything it seems and Stacykins has analysed into the wee hours of the mornings to come up with an absolutely 100% (it wouldn’t be any less would it) 😃 sure fire way of being a squillionare Bitcoiner
    And guess what Folks.....yep 👍 you guessed correct Chrissy has made ten of thousands ........week (insert week as appropriate) without any proof of course.
    It all sounds ridiculously easy for us all to become rich 🤑

    Full information available only in the inner circle ⭕️ (copyright Kyle Prescott enterprises)

    All I do know about trading leverage or otherwise is that there is a winner and a loser , I assume with Chrissycoin the losers will all be the POOR 9/5 JOB Folks whilst Chrissys happy band of brothers are the ones setting up home innBarbados 🇧🇧 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand generally avoiding their taxes altogether.

    That being said
    Happy Bitcoin hunting Folks 👍

     
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      JeffDime: LOL. You are one of a kind Mr. H.

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    I wonder 💭 if our Heavenly Father is aiding Chrissy in his Bitcoin trading and moving the market up just at the right time or whether He is only interested in helping casino 🎰 Folks to the right tables?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrhorney View Post
    I wonder �� if our Heavenly Father is aiding Chrissy in his Bitcoin trading and moving the market up just at the right time or whether He is only interested in helping casino �� Folks to the right tables?

    Smart move by Chrissy if he doesn’t want me making videos to pivot to crypto. It’s not my thing. There is a long thread in the Flying Stupidity section for anyone that wants to talk crypto. Being around poker for some time I have heard enough about Crypto for 100 lifetimes. I couldn’t watch a regular video on it, much less a Chrissy video. It goes up a lot and then down and then up and then down. It’s up now so everyone’s crypto cock is hard. Which of course will bring a washed up queen opportunist like Chrissy right into the mix.

     
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      Mrhorney: Yep I’m with you Mr Jeff , my final comment on Chrissycoin is that if it were that easy everyone would be doing it

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    OMG. I. Can't. Even. (this CM guy is GOLD).



    please, someone else explain by doing the color commentary. I just can't. Teeeee heee hee heeeee!

    I really thought he was smarter than this. My bad.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    OMG. I. Can't. Even. (this CM guy is GOLD).



    please, someone else explain by doing the color commentary. I just can't. Teeeee heee hee heeeee!

    I really thought he was smarter than this. My bad.

    I got through 5 minutes, that’s all I can take. Yes Basic Strategy is a conspiracy theory and therefore mathematics & probability are as well. Chrissy, you are a dumb shit. Chrissy actually jumped the shark, and for Chrissy standards that saying something. Enjoy the blackjack discords & forums once they catch up to you filleting your ass in half as well. Dumb dumb.

    At 27:00 the fucking idiot stands on a soft 17 against a dealer 3. Dumbest old queen I’ve ever seen.


     
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      Forum Wars: LOL. I got through maybe 20 or 30 mins, if I have time and no else notices, I'll make some posts about his logic. BUT CHECK OUT MY BELOW POST FOR A FUN FACT!
      
      shoeshine box: Only a DOLT would stick on Soft 17 vs a 3. No way. insanity. we knew this at 5 yrs old. no bs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    OMG. I. Can't. Even. (this CM guy is GOLD).



    please, someone else explain by doing the color commentary. I just can't. Teeeee heee hee heeeee!

    I really thought he was smarter than this. My bad.
    BTW, he's used a recycled the thumbnail from a video from the beginning of 2020 for this latest video (back when he was showing $40-50K in real and/or prop money). He's got sorta the same outfit on today, but his hat is different (as well as the aforementioned stack). Guessing he thought no one would notice!

    Funnily enough, it just happens to be the same thumbnail that CM used in the video inserted by Jeff Dime in post #1 (April 2020) of this 3000+ post Mega thread about a man who is probably 15-20% brain damaged. This is getting a bit sad.

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      JeffDime: Good eye FW!
      
      PositiveVariance: Great eye. Chrissy is such a sad soul. He then has to dress to fit the thumbnail. I'm lost for words.
      
      Elmo: Great catch!

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    Just one more thought on this dumb shit saying there are more cards that give you a worse hand and therefore he stands on soft 17 against a 3. Dumb shit....4/13 cards 10, J, Q, K keep you at 17. 4 cards A,2,3,4 improve your hand. So 8/13 cards or 61.5% of cards will either improve your hand or keep it the same. What do you think you should do dumb dumb?

    Also, dealing one shoe means absolute 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000? Dumb fuck.

     
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      shoeshine box: Why you try to educate so hard a Dolt? A Narcissist? He is A fool and his poor child will suffer only.sad.
      
      Forum Wars: Ah, good eye. Don't worry shoe, Chrissy be too stubborn to learn anything from one of us Crusty-Dusties

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
    Just one more thought on this dumb shit saying there are more cards that give you a worse hand and therefore he stands on soft 17 against a 3. Dumb shit....4/13 cards 10, J, Q, K keep you at 17. 4 cards A,2,3,4 improve your hand. So 8/13 cards or 61.5% of cards will either improve your hand or keep it the same. What do you think you should do dumb dumb?

    Also, dealing one shoe means absolute 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000? Dumb fuck.
    Whenever he brings out the dollar store cards there's always a few fun things I see....#1 he can't shuffle....#2 he miss deals like crazy....in this current video he split the 8 decks into 2 piles and immediately dealt from both piles on the first round and it's a cluster fuck of miss deals from this point on....also he never burnt a card

     
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      JeffDime: Good eye Nick. He’s too dumb to even fix a deck with unlimited time and editing.
      
      Forum Wars: Chrissy ain't no croupier

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    Maybe Chrissy can meet up with these dudes at the strat. Instead of playing with all of us idiots that follow basic strategy.



    Note: I like these guys from casino quest. They try different systems but it’s all about drinking, getting comps and having fun. They run a dealer school in Vegas and they know these systems are not to make money. They gamble to have a good time. It’s not about trying to crack a code.

     
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      Forum Wars: Cool.
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    In Chrissy's first video today about Crypto he tells us that STACY has come up with a blueprint to make 1 million dollars in one year off of a $1,000 investment!

    So what is her blueprint?
    Make a 2% return everyday. She says in one years time this will earn you over 1 million dollars.

    Lets put aside the odds of earning 2% everyday without any losses for 365 days straight has got to be a zillion to 1. LOL

    As a Registered Nurse Stacy would have to do many calculations. It terrifies me that Stacy was putting a needle in patients arm's if she is truly incapable of doing basic math which would be required to take measurements of the needed injection solution. So, it is probably a good thing Stacy isn't working as an RN.

    Stacy, I really hope that was some bullshit your retarded husband made up, and that really wasn't your blueprint.

    Stacy, a 2% return looks as follows

    Day 1 $1,000 x 2% = $1020
    Day 2 $1,020 x 2% = $1040.40
    Day 3 $1040.40 x 2% = $1061.20

    Even if you could defy odds and pick the perfect time to buy and sell for 365 days straight, you will be nowhere near a million bucks.



     
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      TheRivers: Of course this 2% per day on Bitcoin plus the 3K per day he will make on BJ and Bacc. Oh and he cashed out yesterday for $5K on lots of other coins. Of course he did.
      
      Elmo: I just can’t with these two idiots...totally ridiculous.
      
      JeffDime: +EV PV
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    Great eye by Forum Wars catching that Chrissy recycled his thumbnail from a year ago. Then to go and dress the part so his followers wouldn't notice that it wasn't a current picture. Its so pathetic.

    You would think it would be easier to just hold up more money. Oh wait, he doesn't have the money to hold up.

    So why doesn't he hold up prop money? I don't think he can pull himself together to hold up prop money. I think when he was actually working with 10k or so he would mix a lot of prop money with real money. Now that he is near busto, his ego wont allow him to hold up 100% fake bills. He would rather live in the past and "dress the part".

     
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    Has anyone noticed Chrissy's laser focus lately by only concentrating on: Straight Betting Baccarat, Martingale 5-times max Baccarat, Martingale 6-times max Baccarat, Straight bet no bust Blackjack, Martingale no-bust Blackjack, Bitcoin, slots, Ethereum, and only about 7 other shitcoins.

    With laser focus like that, it is no wonder he comes up with proprietary systems that can win at 98-99% routinely (where no winning strategies have existed before) and doesn't need any other sources of income (the Youtube channel where he begs you, even calls you stupid if you think $1k is a lot to join for his brain trust of knowledge, is just because he and his wife life helping people - remember that).

     
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      JeffDime: He’s like Drew Barrymore in 50 first dates. But his brain resets every minute...not every day. Queen Chrissy

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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Great eye by Forum Wars catching that Chrissy recycled his thumbnail from a year ago. Then to go and dress the part so his followers wouldn't notice that it wasn't a current picture. Its so pathetic.

    You would think it would be easier to just hold up more money. Oh wait, he doesn't have the money to hold up.

    So why doesn't he hold up prop money? I don't think he can pull himself together to hold up prop money. I think when he was actually working with 10k or so he would mix a lot of prop money with real money. Now that he is near busto, his ego wont allow him to hold up 100% fake bills. He would rather live in the past and "dress the part".
    I mean, he literally did this. Christopher Mitchell, the self-proclaimed Baccarat King dressed up as a Youtube thumbnail of himself from a year ago.


     
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      PositiveVariance: "Christopher Mitchell, the self-proclaimed Baccarat King dressed up as a Youtube thumbnail of himself from a year ago." This is absolutely PRICELESS!!!
      
      JeffDime: We have come full Circle on this thread. Not inner circle thankfully.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    OMG. I. Can't. Even. (this CM guy is GOLD).



    please, someone else explain by doing the color commentary. I just can't. Teeeee heee hee heeeee!

    I really thought he was smarter than this. My bad.
    Yes...a definite Chrissy classic. Some thoughts from me:

    1. If all basic strategy players are selfish and he feels they will take cards away from him...then why not just play 1st base and be done?

    2. Why is he doing this weird dealing with the two piles of cards that he says would be too high and fall over? The guy owns a shoe. We just saw it two weeks ago.

    3. he thinks that turning a soft hand into a hard hand of the same total actually makes the hand worse? Why would that be? The argument with the soft 17 is plain idiotic. There’s only 5 cards out of 13 that make that hand worse. Ad when the dealer has a 7 or higher their average hand is 18, which already beat you...so take the damn hit.

    4. He completely missed the point on the splitting of aces. Yes indeed you are trying to make the hand even out. But what he fails to acknowledge on that one hand was had the guy had the soft 12 and just taken a hit he then would have (assuming he plays Chrissys way) held on the resulting hard 12 and lost. By splitting he did not lose.

    5. Chrissy wasn’t tracking how the other players were actually doing. A lot of double downs were won....but fat chance Chrissy would ever acknowledge that.

    6. Further to the above..he only acknowledges on one hand that because the other players did what they were supposed to do under basic strategy the whole table won. He’s only calling out the times it didn’t work in his favor. But that’s a common flaw at the table. People only remember the time the third baseman messed up the hand. They don’t remember the times his perceived bad moves actually created a table win. If it were possible for “bad play” to kill a table the casino would pay somebody to sit at third base all day and mess things up.

    7. I agree with him that doubling on a soft 19 is not a good play. But I would never call it a selfish play. If it were a soft 18 however against a 6 I’m doubling down all day.

    8. No Bust + No Double + Martingale = Guaranteed win (assuming everyone at the table plays the same way)?? Nope...that’s not happening. You need to have not had to go Marty X 6 a total of 64 times to counteract the one time you did go that far. Believe me. I’ve tried this...and it doesn’t take too long before you hit that stretch where the dealer goes 20-20-21-20-19-20 and you cancelled out all the Martys you won or just lost your bankroll.

    9. I get why he doesn’t want to split or double down....it’s FEAR....fear of messing up the Martingale (i.e if you double and lose that’s one less Marty you can play). And also why should he care if someone doubles on a 10 or 11? That player will take only one card...which is exactly the same as what Chrissy would take on his magical no bust strategy.

    Anyway...I could go on and on. Anyone with a brain in their head will know why what he’s pressing is dumb. I get the part about not wanting to hit on a 16. I know a lot of players who won’t do that...But not hitting on a 12, 13, or even 14 when the dealer has a 7 or above is just moronic...and on average you will indeed lose that hand.

     
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      PositiveVariance: Good Breakdown. Chrissy is trying to make Blackjack a game that fits into the Martingale structure. To do this he has all these absolutely idiotic rules that add to the house edge.
      
      JeffDime: Good Stuff Rivers.
      
      Elmo: Solid synopsis

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    On yesterdays Bitcoin video, Chrissy had just over 2.2k in Bitcoin available to trade. Probably the money for bills for the remainder of the month. Stacy was probably sweating bullets why Chrissy practiced being a "Day Trader".

    Stacy knows the money is made off the scams not Baccarat or Bitcoin.

    Remember:
    Those who can, do; and those who can't, teach
    Then there are the ones that cant do either, and they SCAM.

    Chrissy claims on yesterdays video that he already made a withdrawal for the day and that he is using the 2.2k left to make a video. More than anything Chrissy wants people to believe his lies that he is RICH. One click and he could have proven the withdrawals and showed his account history and all the "money he is making". He could have silenced the "haters" with ONE CLICK.

    But no, he doesn't show shit for proof. All we see is what is left of his and Stacy's unemployment check that has been temporarily used to buy Bitcoin even though this money has been allocated towards the rest of Februarys bills. Chrissy is the king of Props. In the casino it was chips and scorecards, now at home its the computer. At least he has stopped loitering parking lots, he looked so ridiculous doing that with his oversized selfie stick.

    Chrissy, with Baccarat your excuse was always, "They wont let me film", or some other bullshit reason. But now, the proof is 1 click away. Show your withdrawals. But no, you wont show them. You wont show them because your a lying sack of dog shit. Chrissy, your going to have a tough time with this Bitcoin scam. These people in general are a bit smarter than the fools that purchased your Baccarat scam. So hopefully you have a back up plan. For the love of God please don't tell us its the No bust, No split, No double down Bullshit?

    You are so pathetic - Its embarrassing

     
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      Elmo: Lmao...I noticed the same thing too buddy with Chrissy’s feeble finances
      
      TheRivers: In a previous video he said he always leaves $1000 in Bitcoin and Etherium and only cashes out the profits. But yesterday he sold all the Bitcoin he had in that account. Granted, he could be holding more elsewhere. But it it’s going to 500K?...
      
      Forum Wars: 100% this PV (great points all): Stacy knows the money is made off the scams not Baccarat or Bitcoin.
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    Well...I’ve been busy.

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    Just kidding. I don’t get down like that. Never did and never will. As always, hope everyone is well. Great observations and posts as usual. I’m glad that Jeff got everything straightened up with YouTube and they really need to leave alone the good people trying to make a positive impact; unlike Christopher Mitchell who just sucks the life (and other things associated with the male genitalia) needs to have their upmost attention and removed of their platform.

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    It’s mid-February, and this bumbling idiot is still peddling around with the outrageous lies and scams. Why do you keep up this facade, Chrissy? Honestly...really why do you? The nonsense that you spewed about the blackjack was absolutely ridiculous. I can’t...and the sad thing is that people will still buy into his diabolical and senseless strategies. If anyone is tempted to do that and is reading this now, please just throw away up your money. Your bankroll is going to be GONE.

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    It’s so hard to stomach these videos from him. If I have to hear that fake sob story about his deadbeat dad and dying mother again...that imbecile will never receive any remorse or sympathy from me. I don’t give a fuck. Can’t trust a guy that sucks cock on a daily basis.

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    I don’t know who is subscribing to his channel. I have noticed that is the count is going up but the views have been around in the same ballpark. Either he’s buying the bots and the views or he’s still enticing people to give him money which is absolutely disgusting.

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    I made an observation with his previous pointless Bitcoin video and it might be nothing. However, I looked at the balance that Jizzy Chrissy has with the Bitseven account and he barely has anything...perplexing.

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    Now, if you claim to have made a million dollars last year and in conjunction of generating 45K just in the first month of 2021, why don’t you have more cash flow into these accounts? Maybe it’s not much because he’s just starting this scam, but I am not accepting that. That money that he is using to finance this sham is probably coming from unemployment and other government resources.

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    Think about it everyone...has anyone been to the casino since these people have received these unemployment and stimulus payments? Well...it’s a different clientele that seems to be splurging our hard earned tax dollars into this business. You’re struggling to keep a roof over your head and you’re out at the Gucci store buying unnecessary bs. Who are you trying to impress? Smh...Come on now...this is a main resource for this bald buffoon. I’m quite sure if this money dried up, he would have a problem maintaining this. And as for Stacy and her connection, she’s dumb as rocks too. I’m quite sure she had some deadly medication errors as a RN. Those calculations have to be precise and accurate and she doesn’t seem capable of doing that from my perspective. As I said earlier about not trusting anyone that sucks cocks on a daily basis, I can’t trust a woman that breastfeeds her child while drinking Pinot Noir and other cocktails.

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    When will this end? I honestly don’t know...I am sick of him and everything he represents. I just wish these agencies (IRS & FTC) would look harder into this gay little scamming man and his prop skank wife. The proof is there and please investigate.

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    Be safe everyone and fight will continue against the most evil man in the world...the Antichrist himself: Christopher Mitchell.

     
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      Mrhorney: That’s horrendous Not even Chrissy would tie Elmo to a fan and start it up

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    Chrissy better get his act together. Scamming is a not a real job.

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    I have a great idea guys. Let’s help Bubs so that his dad can get some real work. Colt Studios is hiring and let’s contribute to the cause.

    https://m.coltstudiogroup.com/model

    Let’s get started!

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    Let’s make it a great V-Day for Chrissy!

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    I had a little time to kill today so I decided to take Chrissy at his word. In his Blackjack demonstration videos he always says that if you don’t believe him “try it yourself.” So...I did.

    I dealt actual cards to three players in the Chrissy ultimate Nirvana situation....all three of the players would be playing the no bust and would be martingaling. You know the scenario....the one that Chrissy says it’s impossible for the casino to win on?

    Here’s what I set up:

    - 8 decks of cards in a shoe (yes I do own an actual shoe)
    - 3 players each starting with $6300 in chips (which is enough to martingale 6 times with a base bet of $100)
    - No player would hit on any hard hand of 12 or above
    - No player would hit on a soft hand of 17 or above (because Chrissy says the odds are better here that you will worsen your hand than improve it)
    - No player would double down
    - No player would split
    - No player would take insurance
    - Everyone would martingale

    The object was to play two shoes with all players playing Chrissy’s exact strategy. If at any time a player suffered the “impossible” 6 losses in a row that player would be done for the simulation while the remaining players continued. Any player who did not experience the 6 in a row loss would keep playing all the way till the end of the second shoe. Once either all three players had dropped out or the second shoe ended I would tally up how much money each player had left.

    So...here’s what happened.

    In shoe number one none of the three players suffered the 6 in a row loss. Player number 2 made it to his fifth martingale at one point but won that hand. Player number 3 made it to the fifth martingale once (and got a Blackjack on it) and then also got to a sixth martingale but won that hand as well. So...first shoe comes to an end and Chrissy is looking like a genius. Every player had made profit.

    Now...on to shoe number two....and since I know Chrissy would just say that everyone should walk away from the table since they were ahead I got up from where I was playing and moved to a different part of my house...you know...because this makes the cards fresh and is a far better strategy than just playing a new shoe at the same table.

    The second shoe started off well and good with all players winning units with only a few levels of martingale. But then approximately 35% into the shoe player 2 was on his 6th martingale and player 3 was on his 5th. Both players would be done in consecutive hands. That’s right...two players achieved the six in a row loss (the one that isn’t supposed to happen when you martingale and everyone at the table is playing no bust) pretty much at the same time, Can you imagine that? So this left player number one. He played 1:1 with the dealer from that point forward...and he almost made it all the way to the end...But that 6 in a row loss was not to be denied. It happened to him just a few hands before the cut card was to come out.

    So...in just a single shoe (albeit the second one ...or the second “table” that was played) all three players suffered the six in a row loss and gave the house $6300 each. But because the first shoe had gone okay for them no player had gone completely bust. Based on different players having gotten Blackjacks at different times during the proceedings the remaining numbers were different across the three. Here are the final tallies after two shoes:

    Player 1 - Finished with $3300 for a loss of $3000
    Player 2 - Finished with $2000 for a loss of $4300
    Player 3 - Finished with $3900 for a loss of $2400

    Remember that Player 3 was the one that hit the Blackjack on his 5th martingale, which meant that he picked up an extra 8 units just on that one hand. Player 2 might have hit one blackjack the whole time and it was at one of the lower martingales....so he did the worst.

    So yes...we had the scenario here where for a little while this strategy appeared to be working well. But all it took was one more shoe (which could have just as easily been a different table at the same casino or moving to a completely different casino...it really doesn't’ matter) and already all three players were in he negative by a considerable amount. You can play 15 minutes per table or 15 minutes per casino and it doesn’t matter. 15 minutes at two tables is the same as 30 minutes at one...it’s just that simple. And it doesn’t matter if the time is in a single day or spreads across multiple days....at some point the six in a row will come.

    While I didn’t keep stats specifically on this I can say that I observed a lot of situations wherein the players lost because they didn't’ take hits on 12-16 and had they done so it could have worked out a little differently (i.e. this was not a situation where the dealer was simply getting 20s every hand. But the dealer also wasn’t busting a lot at various times and that’s where the whole no bust strategy is going to kill you.

    Hopefully the people who have started thinking that Chrissy’s strategy is great are reading this and will maybe think twice. I was hoping to video the whole thing but didn’t. Maybe next time.

     
    Comments
      
      BedWetterBettor: It would be easier to just point out flaws and contradictions in Chrissy’s video than make your own. Like when he doesn’t hit 12 vs 7 and the dealer has 17, the next 3 cards were A, A, 4 giving the hand 18 for a win. But of course, Chrissy’s too dumb
      
      PositiveVariance: If it prevents one person from buying Chrissy's Bullshit, it was all worth it.
      
      JeffDime: Long & Strong Rep
      
      DavidDough: LOL at moving to a different part of your house!!! Hahaha
      
      UtahDrone: It didn’t work because you didn’t pay $1,000 to be part of the inner circle jerks

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