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    WHOOPS! MY BAD. I ORIGINALLY WROTE $6K a month was my estimate. I meant $6k a YEAR is my estimate!!!. I've corrected it above...this is based on SocialBlade estimating earnings of CM's channel for the past 30 days of $43 - $692...and I think he's on the high side of that.

    Sorry about that.

    You also didn't account for the income from Amazon.

    I didn't know they allowed this shit on there. https://www.amazon.com/Christopher-M...rwt_scns_share
    I enjoyed this book review from one of his happy customers, and some of this will sound familiar:

    Top reviews from other countries
    Rob Summers

    1.0 out of 5 stars - No stars would be better.

    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 11, 2017

    Verified Purchase

    Did you know that 99.75% of people haven't written a book? Or so this author would lead us to believe.

    99.75% is mentioned so many times it's like reading a keyword stuffed badly written blog post from 10 years ago.

    There are only 8 chapters in this book and 5 of those are about how the author wrote a book in 48 hours and how great you are for getting this far.

    It's more about how to upload your book to amazon.

    Just Google "how to upload my book to amazon." for better results.

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    Here's one more book review from Amazon that was enjoyable (although this one isn't a "verified purchase" so take it with a grain of salt):

    MindlessDrifter
    1.0 out of 5 stars POORLY EXECUTED HORSE HOCKEY! INSPIRING...PUH-LEEZE!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2020
    This author needs to learn the difference between fiction and nonfiction. Plus, a few writing courses wouldn't hurt. Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you are that something. An author, he is not! How do I know? Because I listened and watched the words come out of his mouth on his online channel. I guess it's hard to keep stories straight when you lie a different lie in attempts to exude wealth and happiness. For instance, in the book, he said he never did adult film. Yet in 2010, he signed on with gay adult film production company COLT as Kyle Prescott.
    In his online video, he said he was 18 or 19 with no place to go. That's why he did it. Being born in 1979 to 2010 makes him how old? Lol. Again in the same video, after swearing on the Bible multiple times. He said two weeks after high school graduation, he went to California to pursue his dreams. In this book, after graduation, he went to train with the MLB Detroit Tigers down at their training camp in Florida? I have an observation- Chapter 3 at the training camp. He said he had to have 5 surgeries over 16 months. Chapter 4, July 1997, at 11 a.m, Christopher rolled into California and went straight to the gym. Something isn't adding up. He has only been out of high school for a couple of weeks. He must be good at time management, or he can travel through time. Feel free to use that idea for your next "book."
    Since he has confirmed a few discrepancies by his very own mouth, who knows what the truth is. All I know is if I would have bought this book outright. I'd be mad. This book isn't an inspirational story with divine intervention from God. It's a rag to rags story, with Bible verses thrown in to fit his narrative. Online he scolded his viewers, "Not to judge him. Only God can judge him." Don't worry, Kyle... I mean Christopher, he is and will. I should send him a bill for my time. After glancing at his other books on Kindle, it's obvious his passion isn't writing. They are prop pieces to emit an image of success so he can lure you in whatever "money-making" opportunity is in season. Inspiring!!!???? PUH-LEEZ!

     
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      Mrhorney: Chrissys “books”are the most pointless read since how to read french was translated into french

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    More wisdom from the Cock Muncher know as CM...

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    And again when faced with actual mathematical proof, he ducks the response and hides behind his own stupid logic!

     
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      Mrhorney: Bloody Chrissy has been scribbling on Champers responses to Folks again.

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    Can we all stop stroking our IDs and stop educating this buffoon?
    Imagine if the dolt did put all his $cam $ into BTC all year.. ??
    wow...he would be a millionaire... martingale/baccarat/bj is so caveman...
    alas he shall reap what he sows,,,which we all know and see what that is...
    = sad daze ahead!
    He is a dim bulb to boot..I think he just noticed it, crypto/stock$...
    To bad you need a checking acct/C.C. to get on Sites...
    Stacy got the CC!!! she the boss and prob the brain$.

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    Druff dragging Chrissy on tonight’s PFA. Free of charge. Get the popcorn ready boys!


     
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      Mrhorney: If this is Druff radio show can you post the link on here for me please Mr Jeff , Cheers big ears

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    I note with interest that Chrissys working capital has diminished from $2,500 to $2,050 , so presumably he had his ass handed to him once again with his dumb fuck BJ “strategy”
    Presumably the take up on his baccy has dropped to such alarming proportions that the BJ no bust had to be dusted off and brought back out of hiding.

    This isn’t even remotely new , I remember watching this exact way of playing by someone called The Professor or gambling professor i cant recall exactly on a YT vid that looked like it was from the 80s

    I do recall thinking at the time what a twat he was and nobody with one active brain 🧠 cell would ever play like that.
    How wrong I was 😆 Not only have we got another twat who plays like that but he even totally rips it off and flogs it to other dim twats.

    Well done Chrissy 😂

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd FYI Chrissy , basic strategy wasn’t invented by the casinos you cretinous idiot.
    It was invented by Bing and Bong who landed on Atlantis from the planet Zog in approximately 14512 bce.

    Thought everyone knew that you idiot idiot idiot idiot etc

    And obviously 🙄 nobody has ever experienced a 6 plus loss you idiotic idiot

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    Even Dempsey knows better...


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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Even Dempsey knows better...


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    I think Dempsey is trying to make a funny here PV. Saying of course you “split” talking about their whole get in and out bullshit. Appears Dempsey is still a Chrissy Jock-Sniffer. Don’t think he will ever turn on him because Dempsey is also cheap AF. He will never pay for any CM strategy and therefore will never feel victimized. He was kicked out of Sample’s group back in the day because he wouldn’t pay the $50 a month.

     
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      PositiveVariance: Now that I reread it, I think your right :)

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    I had some vino last night and fell asleep right before the show. When Druff posts the archives we can put it in this thread. but it is super easy to access. On the main forum page, the radio archives are the third row down. When Druff finishes editing & posts the show it will be right in the Radio Archives section as the “last post” on your far right. The player is super easy and all will be time stamped.

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    Cheers Mr Jeff

    The last post 🎺 how ironic for Chrissy 😃

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    If today’s video was “How NOT to play blackjack” I would have to give Chrissy credit. What a fucking joke. Chrissy, why don’t you hit those 12-16s against a dealer 7-A? I think it’s FEAR. Do you know that if you have a 12 only 4/13 cards can bust you? Of course you don’t, you don’t count that high.

    It’s one thing to put a stupid baccarat betting strategy together, but to make a video that will cause those to listen to you to lose substantially more than just basic strategy, is fucking shameless. Take this strategy and shove it up your ass. You should take this video down in all seriousness.

    Why don’t you spread those fake bills out like you did your ass in Big Loads #34?


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    Chrissy made another crypto video. Not going to watch, but he does hold what’s left of his bankroll in the thumbnail.

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      TheRivers: For now the angle seems to be getting you to open a coinbase account so that he gets a referral payment. But I’d imagine there will be more to this eventually.
      
      Forum Wars: +++

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
    If today’s video was “How NOT to play blackjack” I would have to give Chrissy credit. What a fucking joke. Chrissy, why don’t you hit those 12-16s against a dealer 7-A? I think it’s FEAR. Do you know that if you have a 12 only 4/13 cards can bust you? Of course you don’t, you don’t count that high.

    It’s one thing to put a stupid baccarat betting strategy together, but to make a video that will cause those to listen to you to lose substantially more than just basic strategy, is fucking shameless. Take this strategy and shove it up your ass. You should take this video down in all seriousness.

    Why don’t you spread those fake bills out like you did your ass in Big Loads #34?

    Yes, this strategy is an absolute joke. Why Chrissy would even post this garbage I have no idea.

    As we have said before, his NO BUST, NO SPLIT, NO DOUBLE adds about another 7% to the house edge vs. using proven basic strategy. This puts his strategy at about 8%, he is such a joke. Then deciding to martingale on top of an 8% house edge is suicide.

    This is something I have said before but I think its absolutely worth repeating - I'm going to tell you actually how bad his system is. If a mathematician (or even an AP good with numbers) was ask to develop a strategy that would give the player the worst odds of winning it is Chrissy's strategy/system. The only way to develop a worse strategy would be to intentionally lose! That is how bad his strategy is. Every option given in the game of blackjack, Chrissy makes the wrong decision. The only way to could get worse is if he bought the insurance option. This shit just boggles my mind, knowing he is selling the worst blackjack system that someone could devise.

    Chrissy, I know you dont believe in Math, but trust me it works. If you dont trust me, trust the casinos that TOOK ALL YOUR MONEY for the last year and a half. Why did they take your money? Its simple... MATH. Not just math, proven math. Basic strategy = proven math. What keeps Las Vegas going? 2 things, MATH & idiotic players/degenerate gamblers like Chrissy Mitchell.

    In all my blackjack play, I have never seen a player use No Bust, No Split, and No Double all together. He has got to be in the running for the worst blackjack player in history. I cant even imagine how many comments he had to delete on his blackjack video. Its bad enough where he has to leave up post that semi-challenge him now. Before he would just outright delete anything that would be perceived as negative in any way. Now he needs the comments so he will let semi-challenging comments slide.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I had a fellow playing at the $25 BJ table a few days ago, was dealt Aces vs dealer 9. He first waived it off, saying “Stay” to which I informed him you have two! He said “I know” and waived it again, which I walked off & said Chrissy’s studentshuh?
      
      JeffDime: PV always appreciate these technical posts brother!
      
      Forum Wars: 8% Against. I just don't understand the people who support this guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PositiveVariance View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
    If today’s video was “How NOT to play blackjack” I would have to give Chrissy credit. What a fucking joke. Chrissy, why don’t you hit those 12-16s against a dealer 7-A? I think it’s FEAR. Do you know that if you have a 12 only 4/13 cards can bust you? Of course you don’t, you don’t count that high.

    It’s one thing to put a stupid baccarat betting strategy together, but to make a video that will cause those to listen to you to lose substantially more than just basic strategy, is fucking shameless. Take this strategy and shove it up your ass. You should take this video down in all seriousness.

    Why don’t you spread those fake bills out like you did your ass in Big Loads #34?

    Yes, this strategy is an absolute joke. Why Chrissy would even post this garbage I have no idea.

    As we have said before, his NO BUST, NO SPLIT, NO DOUBLE adds about another 7% to the house edge vs. using proven basic strategy. This puts his strategy at about 8%, he is such a joke. Then deciding to martingale on top of an 8% house edge is suicide.

    This is something I have said before but I think its absolutely worth repeating - I'm going to tell you actually how bad his system is. If a mathematician (or even an AP good with numbers) was ask to develop a strategy that would give the player the worst odds of winning it is Chrissy's strategy/system. The only way to develop a worse strategy would be to intentionally lose! That is how bad his strategy is. Every option given in the game of blackjack, Chrissy makes the wrong decision. The only way to could get worse is if he bought the insurance option. This shit just boggles my mind, knowing he is selling the worst blackjack system that someone could devise.

    Chrissy, I know you dont believe in Math, but trust me it works. If you dont trust me, trust the casinos that TOOK ALL YOUR MONEY for the last year and a half. Why did they take your money? Its simple... MATH. Not just math, proven math. Basic strategy = proven math. What keeps Las Vegas going? 2 things, MATH & idiotic players/degenerate gamblers like Chrissy Mitchell.

    In all my blackjack play, I have never seen a player use No Bust, No Split, and No Double all together. He has got to be in the running for the worst blackjack player in history. I cant even imagine how many comments he had to delete on his blackjack video. Its bad enough where he has to leave up post that semi-challenge him now. Before he would just outright delete anything that would be perceived as negative in any way. Now he needs the comments so he will let semi-challenging comments slide.
    What I don’t get is that he doesn’t appear to be trying to sell the blackjack strategy at all. He’s giving it out for free (and has done so several times in the past 6 months). Seems like this is just another ploy to try and show that he’s smart and right and the rest of the world is dumb and poor.

    I love in this video how he keeps calling out every tine the “basic strategy” player makes a decision that causes the dealer to make a hand but doesn’t call out the times where the same player made a decision and the result is that the dealer does bust. But then again that’s the mentality of most people at the actual table. Everyone is always so quick to blame someone every tine the dealer doesn’t get a bust card. But it has been proven time and time again that a bad player can’t kill a table. If they could then the casinos would employ people to just sit there and cause people to lose. Everyone has a very limited memory though. They’ll remember the time that the third baseman made a decision that they didn’t agree with and the table loses but they won’t remember the time that the same decision by the third baseman resulted in a win.

    I just bite my tongue and don’t say anything whenever people yell at me for taking a hit on a 12 versus a dealer 3 or on a soft 18 when the dealer has a 9 or 10. I know these are correct calls and people like Chrissy can call me an i idiot all they want.

    I also wonder on this video how many times he had to film it before he didn’t hit the 5 losses in a row. You see him start to shuffle the cards and then all of a sudden the video cuts to.the cards now going into the shoe. For all we know he did several shoes till one worked. And even if that didn’t happen...just because you avoid the 5 in a row loss roe one doesn’t mean it will never happen. Quite the opposite actually...it will happen slmewhar frequently.

     
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    If you want a good laugh...Chrissy did a live stream tonight apparently. Lots of drivel that I don’t have the time to sit through. But check it out at the 55 minute mark. They were at the Mirage and he’s going around to various slot machines to try and catch himself on camera winning money (aka Slot Lady or Lady Luck HQ). So he goes to three straight machines and loses $100 in each. He’s all upset...”don’t gamble at the mirage.” “The Mirage suck”. Very emotional. Then he throws $100 in the fourth machine and gets lucky. He hits for $472...meaning he profited $72. Watch the gloat fest that follows (at the 55:00 mark). In the midst of it all someone comes up to him and asks him to put his mask on. It’s priceless.

    Oh...and still you don’t see him putting his players card in any machine. That to me has always been fishy.

    Not sure if this video is will stay up. But this is Chrissy at his most entertaining level.


     
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      BedWetterBettor: I like how he thinks a hit of $378 on a $3.75 bet equals a Jackpot... what a buffoon ! Hopefully this cock sucker never hits a real jackpot, he’d probably shit himself!
      
      Elmo: God..I wish to have watched his latest failure of a live stream!

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    As he was telling the camera how he is the “real deal” an employee tells him to put his mask on (for like the 4th time that night) and he fakes like he’s gonna put in on, and then drops it down again. Then proceeds to tell us about how covid is a scam.

    This stuff is just too good not to watch.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yep, his $72 profit proves he is the real deal!! U broker haters can quit your jobs that you hate to whine,

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    If you want a good laugh...Chrissy did a live stream tonight apparently. Lots of drivel that I don’t have the time to sit through. But check it out at the 55 minute mark. They were at the Mirage and he’s going around to various slot machines to try and catch himself on camera winning money (aka Slot Lady or Lady Luck HQ). So he goes to three straight machines and loses $100 in each. He’s all upset...”don’t gamble at the mirage.” “The Mirage suck”. Very emotional. Then he throws $100 in the fourth machine and gets lucky. He hits for $472...meaning he profited $72. Watch the gloat fest that follows (at the 55:00 mark). In the midst of it all someone comes up to him and asks him to put his mask on. It’s priceless.

    Oh...and still you don’t see him putting his players card in any machine. That to me has always been fishy.

    Not sure if this video is will stay up. But this is Chrissy at his most entertaining level.


    He already read your post, Rivers, and deleted the video. I missed it!! Damn!! I did click on the video but didn’t watch it. However, he also forgot to turn the likes/dislikes feature off on that video. At the time I clicked on the video he had 59 likes and 50 dislikes. Our little muppet boy obviously saw he messed up and quickly removed that video to hide the truth that nobody believes in him or his scamming ways. What’s even better is that video I believe was over an hour worth of taping. So we know his roid rage is fuming because he just had to take down a video that he spent all night taping and uploading. HAHAHAHA.

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    Fuck he took down the live stream. I would of at least tried to screen record some of the ridiculousness. Oh well. I love the way he plays a slot machine and loses and curses the whole place. This dude wouldn’t know about variance if it but him in that ample ass of his.

    Chrissy your problem with doing YouTube slots is mainly 4 reasons

    1) You are a queen, but technically not a woman. You are also an ugly SOB.

    2) You don’t have the bankroll to make up for (see reason 1).

    3) You lack the temperament. You get very negative when you lose (I understand, you’re broke) but that is not what people who watch slot machines want to hear.

    4) You are not like-able, personal or relatable.

    On the other hand the fact you suck cock is actually a plus. (I think)

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He really only tipped his hand in the video by acting like he won BIG money after losing over $300. When in reality he won only $72 and got a lucky hit after losing his ass most of the time. Probably how he does in Baccarat & LIES about how he wins!
      
      Elmo: All facts and the absolute truth of Christopher Mitchell.
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    The other funny thing from the live stream was when he was walking over to Treasure Island. He kept talking about that place like it was beneath him since he’s a high roller. Meanwhile this guy has recently spent most of his time at the Palace Station, Gold Coast, and Orleans. The video abruptly stopped when he went inside of TI. Not sure if that means they told him to stop or if he lost his connection. Would be funny if it turns out he kept blabbing for another hour with nothing having been recorded.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Probably didn’t pay his wireless bill and they cut his service, it was like watching a 56k modem feed the whole

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