Personally I think 🤔 it’s excellent for Chrissy and Stacykins to have found a niche in the market
After all there isn’t hardly anyone doing the health and fitness game
I am looking forward enormously to Chrissy bars Chrissy shakes etc
I seem to recall our. very own Mr Jess Dime saying he bought an elliptical so he could train at home , well Mr Jeff you contact Chrissy fit and he will sort a routine out for you 😂
PS I love starting a new page Folks , it makes everyone stick that someone interesting 🧐 has posted only to be disappointed 😞 to find my drivel and bizarre ramblings 😁
Still it gives Mr Elmo more space for his Chrissy photoshoot 👍
Thanks 😊 Mr Jeff , although it’s not easy finding yourself alone in a minority of one ☝️ , I speak from experience so you may need to re-train your brain 🧠
🎶🪕Someday I’m gonna write , the story of my life , I’ll tell of the night we met and how my heart ❤️ can’t forget the way you wrote to me🎶🎤
I am going to entitle my novel
“The memoirs of an ordinary bloke who hasn’t really done anything”
I’m 99% certain to be on a winner , if that fucking pair of retards can launch 🚀 a book in a signing ceremony in New York , I’m sure there must be some ordinary blokes out there that will buy mine 🤞
This dude is relentless...
Christopher Mitchell is freaking out and going paranoid. I love the fact that Chrissy Bottoms can’t function in life without checking our Thread. It touches my heart and I hope we continue to disrupt and screw up his daily life.
Totally with you there Mr Elmo , Chrissy is like grey scale on me (any none game of thrones fanatics search on fandom)
The little fat boffin is cutting it out day by day , but whenever a new Chrissy vid comes out , back it comes with more ferocity.
He just appears with the inevitability of an unloved season , penetrates every molecule of you body.
I was only half joking 🙃 to Folks on this site as few weeks ago when the fuckers had to a runner to Ohio ,see you on page 1000 of the chronicles of Chrissy , we are rapidly approaching the happy 😊 first anniversary of Mr Jeff Dimes first post on and I will write this correct way 14/4/2020 😁 ok 👌 then as I appear to be in a minority of one ☝️ I will do it your way (without I’m admitting I’m wrong) 😇 4/14/2020
We are now on page 179 😲 and if I martingale that and do some manifests I calculate that page 1000 will appear somewhere around
January 2026 😧
Mr Elmo can you stay the course , do ya feel lucky punk , well do ya 🤣😅🤣 I dream 😴 that I had Clints 44 magnum in my hand and pointing at Chrissys head , I would accept the one in six chance 😁
I reckon I will still be lurking around somewhere as I have nothing all else to do, unless Druff has had enough at page 500 and says bugger this you lot , go to YouTube 😆
I’m back , i missed Mr Elmos question 🙋*♀️ any objections tough
We are getting back to normal slowly , must admit me and my mates are like children before Xmas texting each other , we are all in our early 50s but the tests are coming thick and fast. We all grew up together playing rugby 🏉 and cricket 🏏 that splendid English gentlemen’s game that never took off in the USA 🇺🇸 unfortunately , now we are just a bunch of broken down individuals needing new hips, knees and God knows what else , our pubs are opening on April 12th outdoor only so we will be back to wall to wall vomiting 🤮
furniture breaking and generally talking shite , I may even try to get onto the Chrissy chronicles , pfa and Jeff Dime 👍
Anyways the vaccine program is flying , all the most vulnerable have had both , I have had one second one in June , the EU on the otherhand , what a clusterfuck that is , they are engaged in the age process of when things go tits up blame the English 🏴 😁
I previously mentioned being a minority of one ☝️ but I was the only member of my gang who voted to remain , my God the shite I had to put up with , our area voted 83% to leave and the 17% of remainers was me and the Eastern European’s picking our produce.
In your parlance I can only liken it to me as the only democrat at a Donald Trump rally taking the microphone 🎤 and selling to the gathered masses to sense in voting for Uncle Joe
There could be some major upheavals politically with anti EU parties benefiting , from what I am reading the citizens are saying why are the uk and USA 🇺🇸 flying ahead with their programmes and the only vaccination in Europe has been Macrons poodle 🐩
We are on a 5 step programme to normal the pubs re-opening on the 12th is stage 2 so fingers crossed but Bozza our prime minister is on record as saying we will be back to normal on June 21st.
Thank you for asking Mr Elmo , anything else just holler 🤠
Last one from me
A saying my father gave me many many years ago “You don’t get far in life unless you contribute” I suppose that’s why Chrissy owns absolutely sweet fuck all , no car , no house , no pension nothing and he lives out of a couple of suitcases 🧳 containing cheap shitty merch and the 7 year old blue suit that when he wears it , he looks exactly what he is.
That’s my thought 💭 for the day , this is Mr Horney signing off and wishing everyone (but 2) in the USA 🇺🇸 a great 😊 day
The Dummies Guide to Scamming is now a Coloring book!!!
Not much here but he stages a scene where he wakes up to his wife and kid having breakfast. Stacy is posing with her hand on her chin until he walks over and he tries talking to the kid but he responds like an autistic scammer’s child would ! Hope he didn’t inherit his parent’s limited intelligence.
He says numerous times that he’s going to wash the car. now why would someone who bought a car 2 weeks ago need to wash a “new” car they own!? Unless of course it belongs to someone else and part of the rental/borrowing terms are to bring it back washed and full of gas.
He even mentions it being rented as a joke, but still shows no proof of ownership! No title or Bill of sale, just a sales pitch for his moronic Inner Circle jerk. Couldn’t watch the rest as it is all bullshit.
I knew with 100% certainty he would be wearing a sweatshirt in Today’s video to cover up his DadBod. He knew the eyes would be on him after he tried to pass off his last video as recent. What a Buffoon. Bottoms Up Chrissy.Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Really Chrissy? A video of you washing a car that you most likely have a co-signer on?
Then you have these retards in the comment section that actually believe the reason Chrissy doesn’t show the Comped meals anymore is because he is watching his diet and working out. The Comps dried up since he hasn’t gambled in Months.
You’ve all forgotten to mention the best part of all of today’s video...the off camera kiss goodbye to Stacy. Double Jackpot has heavily influenced what he does in these videos.I knew with 100% certainty he would be wearing a sweatshirt in Today’s video to cover up his DadBod. He knew the eyes would be on him after he tried to pass off his last video as recent. What a Buffoon. Bottoms Up Chrissy.
Really Chrissy? A video of you washing a car that you most likely have a co-signer on?
Then you have these retards in the comment section that actually believe the reason Chrissy doesn’t show the Comped meals anymore is because he is watching his diet and working out. The Comps dried up since he hasn’t gambled in Months.
And yes...whoever said that when you go to a five star restaurant yoh have to order something that isn’t healthy for a body builder?
[QUOTE=TheRivers;970328]The obvious reason why he's no longer going to 5-star restaurants, is because he's no longer a high-roller, thus no longer getting comped penthouse suites or restaurant meals. Just watch his pre-recorded "live streams", he's sweating over $5 bets & celebrating $20 profit. If he was still a high-roller, he'd obviously bet more for his videos. The only way he would ever eat at a 5⭐ restaurant is if he's getting it for free (aka comps, funded by a fraction of his massive gambling losses in the past).
So I hate to admit it, and I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion around here, but I think Christopher's financial situation is a lot more sustainable now than it's been in the past. He's no longer burning tens of thousands at the casinos, he's selling $100 coaching sessions which I'm sure the chromosome billionaires in his inner circle will eat right up, and he has probably gotten his entire circle to sign up to the gambling site via his affiliate link, so he gets a share of the money they inevitably lose. I'm also willing to bet he's milked the poor suckers for more money since Bart left too, by demanding contribution or get kicked out of the cult.
Also, I really do think the car is purchased. Possibly financed, possibly by getting somebody else to co-sign, but I genuinely believe it's been bought. Didn't somebody on here literally ask the dealership if that exact car was still for sale, and the customer service said it was purchased?
First response to my buddy Mr. H...
Things could be better here in the US...Covid, Dems, GOP, mass shootings and stimulus and unemployment checks flowing out like the current of the Mississippi River. I don’t know if and when things will change but I’m concerned that things will get worse before it gets better. Just like the great empires of the past, the United States in trending in that direction. Thinking about moving to the west coast or somewhere warm and isolated rather than dealing with nonsense here...lol. Still holding on to hope for a brighter and peaceful time for us all.
On a side note, I know that I joke about Elmo doing coke and drugs but in my real life, I don’t associate with it. I don’t do drugs and never did any in my life. I have seen what they can do first hand and I don’t condone them. Now...When it comes to Chrissy on the other hand, you can tell that fool is something but I will get into that later in this post...
By the way...what a fantastic video by Chrissy Bottoms again.
We loved that dirty carpet that you showed us in the beginning of your daily trash of a vlog. You’re busy writing fictitious and fraudulent novels on Amazon but your floor is really filthy and disgusting...you ever hear of a vacuum or carpet cleaners, Mr. Bottoms? Just making observations...plus normal people go get their car washed. You’re nothing special. And please...no more guaranteed to win videos. Stop with the bs. You haven’t been seen in a REAL casino since your lame birthday party. It’s mid-April now. Keep playing in those crappy online casinos and keep those bets small...you don’t want the IRS knocking down the door at 11303 Kraft Mountain Ave...Las Vegas, NV 89135.
We know you fucked Uncle Sam over too, and his associates don’t take kindly to that.
We mocked your back fat and pudgy little face and now you state that you’re going to work out again. Roids have fucked your life in ways to embarrassing and depressing to mention...The fact you keep talking about work but you had no idea what consists of real WORK. For your entire life, you SCAMMED & CHEATED everyone and everything. You never had a real job in his entire life but let’s remember he got his anus WORKED OUT at good old Colt Studios. But our little corpulent scammer’s body is far from his steroid days. Oh Chrissy...you really fell off in so many ways.
Speaking of drugs, remember when you took those steroids and other performance enhancing substances. You know it was going to impact your future. The Skank knows that too; she’s a former healthcare professional but she fucked up too just like you. You two knuckleheads cunts decided to have a child. Chrissy went to the clinic and jerked off into a cup (you watched Peter North when he was taking dick like you!) and they injected it inside that worn out crotch of the Skank. To make things worse, Skank loved to drink adult beverages and feed little Champers as if he was receiving the nectar of the Gods.
So immoral and delusional...
I feel bad for the kid and he’s being scammed too. He’s not right. I know before I mocked his child and I apologize for that. However, Bubs is a byproduct of horrible parenting and the past mistakes made by the Bitchells. He’s missing milestones that the average child at that age should be accomplishing. He’s totally nonverbal and makes noises like a little animal; he’s seems totally off. He’s definitely showing some autistic traits and the little guy really needs some help. Did you see how Chrissy Bottoms was talking to him in the video? Bubs looked disinterested and disengaged. But this is the same child that Chrissy had full conservations with not long ago...supposedly. Silly Chrissy...you need to be 302’d. Still...Here’s the kicker...
Bubs is part of the scam. This is why. He brings in more cash flow into that awful and forsaken household.
https://www.ssa.gov/disability/profe...ssi-pub048.htm
We are talking about new lows here.
I have an inkling suspicion that toddler is a real prop. Bubs is paying the bills in the condo.
Autism and other cognitive delays and ailments are showing up and Chrissy Bottoms is milking this like the cocks he sucks in the Bellagio gloryholes. Along with the skank’s retirement, the skank’s in-laws helping them financially, the stimulus checks, the unemployment checks, the people he scammed, and the little bit of income that is generated from his YouTube stream, he has some income coming in illegally and immorally.
Chrissy...you worrying about leasing a car with your lowest of the low credit and high interest rates. You are piss poor broke but you’re portraying as if you’re living like you’re Bezos and Gates. You live in a world that is similar to Wizard of Oz and The Twilight Zone. You don’t lose. All you do is win right? Well...Bubs is losing and you are exploiting him. I don’t give a fuck what happens in your household full of sin and closet gayness and deception.
I can’t wait for the day that Bubs grows up and finds out the truth out that his sperm donor...Sheltering him and keeping him isolated isn’t going to help either. It’s not going to end well, Chrissy Bottoms and you better get ready for your downfall from grace. I can’t wait for that blessed day.
Last edited by Elmo; 04-08-2021 at 07:44 PM.
Seeing Bubs by the plant in today’s video, All joking aside, I feel sorry for him. He was born to 2 retarded ass parents. Neither Chrissy or Stacy have any friends, there is almost a zero percent chance he will have some type of mentor or someone he can look up to in his life. He obviously has some developmental delays. It’s so easy to pick on him since he is apart of them, but he had absolutely no choice in this. Hopefully he gets the help he needs to develop. He didn’t pick the 2 retards (dumb and dumber) to be his parents. I don’t know if Chrissys limited intelligence has anything to do with the kids delays, but the kid is completely innocent. It’s just sad knowing if Chrissy raises him, he will develop the same traits as his fucked up father. I can really see Chrissy thinking the school system (public or private) is a hoax, and Stacy homeschooling Bubs with Chrissys oversight. Honestly, I think the kids only chance is if Stacy leaves Chrissy and gets with a decent guy to raise him right.
I really don’t see Stacy leaving him, but hopefully something happens and she does the right thing so the kid can have a fighting chance. I really hope the kid succeeds, since the last thing we need is another Christopher Mitchell in this world.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 04-08-2021 at 10:25 PM.
Fantastic as usual Mr Elmo , I wish I had a a thousandth of you computer skills
For me the my computer/iPad is just a tool of my trade and I can do the most basic of stuff that I need to get me by.
You raise some interesting points about empires falling , thatÂ’s very true, if you look starting pre history the Assyrian and Hittite to written history the Roman all the way through to the largest empire in history the British.
As an outsider looking in the American 🇺🇸 has never looked to build an empire such as our own based on colonialism and if Johnny Foreigner didnÂ’t do what he was told then he got the gatling or maxim gun
“The American empire” has been based on soft power such as NATO and stationing large numbers of troops and always maintaining a fleet in Asia saying to China 🇨🇳 and North Korea ,we are defending these allies of ours at all cost so attack if you dare.
Were I American 🇺🇸 I would be a democrat but not diehard and a lot of my thoughts would drift in the red camp , for example doling out money to Chrissy would make me pewk 🤮 I would be saying get off your lazy scamming arse and do a 9/5 J.O.B , I suppose he could argue he is doing a job, but my retort would be how much are you paying in taxes that are part of living in a civil society.
As a democrat I cannot argue about results going against me such as previously stated I voted to stay in the EU but the country voted to leave so leave we must.
Likewise although it was nothing to do with me regarding The Donald but that was the will of the American 🇺🇸 electorate so The Donald was president
The problem with the Donald was the America first policy.It scared 😟 the rest of the world.America like it or not is the worldÂ’s superpower , it is the worldÂ’s policeman 👮*♂️ and in my opinion long may it last.
An inward looking America leaves a vacuum and the only other power capable of filling the vacuum is China which no country in the world apart from maybe North Korea.
True China will never match the USA military , diplomatic relations , allies , soft power or and most importantly language.
If you want to do business you speak English and that will be the case for a long time into history , itÂ’s fairly simple really for the last 250 years the worlds 2 super powers have been English speaking countries.
I have recently started another foreign language course and was reading some stats on the companyÂ’s website and bearing in mind this is worldwide the most popular foreign language course as a second language is English around 8/10 distant second is French.
The only way mandarin could become a world language is by invasion , think Europe in WW2 if Britain had done the sensible thing and surrendered instead of Churchill saying bollocks we will fight on to the end although all we had was the worlds largest navy and a small Air Force as I am constantly being reminded by Americans I am fortunate to bump into if it wasnÂ’t for us you would be speaking German , although I think we did our bit as we emerged from WW2 with most of our cities levelled by the nazis (maybe we should have surrendered like the French , to preserve Paris , who knows what the world would like now) and totally bankrupt , we only paid our war debt to the USA recently a cheque for some 300 million bucks stands proudly in the US treasury I believe framed and uncashed (does it look like we need the money )😁
The Chinese at the moment cannot invade anywhere except Russia 🇷🇺 and good luck with that , letÂ’s try Asia , no can do Boss the US has troops stationed all over the place and a huge fleet permanently patrolling the waters exasperated Chinese leader alright then letÂ’s go to Europe , no deal there either IÂ’m afraid all the European countries are protected under the NATO pact and any attack will automatically bring in the USA 🇺🇸
Point IÂ’m making is the USA cannot be insular , it has to be outward looking and protect its allies , Folks it is your most important job
and long may it be so , as far as my piddling little country is concerned, we have gone from a US Anglophile president who looked at us as a friend a diehard ally to one who hates us due to his very tenuous Irish ☘️ roots but although I liked many of The DonaldÂ’s policies and few of Uncle Joes , I still prefer the latter because the world needs the USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Sorry Folks and Druff , I have taken another page up with my ramblings but as I have said many times you Folks are the only Americans I know apart the lady who cuts my hair and was sensible enough to marry an Englishman 😁🏴
Don’t have time to watch this whole clown show. He plugs this “Millionaire Blueprint” book by him & Stacy. which is fucking hilarious. He has the simulator up for the first part of the video.
The big take away for me is the background. All black and almost looks like a curtain to cover up where he is at. He has never done this before.
At the 29:00 mark he goes into his diatribe about “dead broke haters” after winning a few bucks online. Chrissy, you are a scamming worthless piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what you have in your bank account. You are pure trash.
Ohh and for sure the GOAT. Gayest of all Time!
Last edited by JeffDime; 04-09-2021 at 05:25 AM.
Folks...it is mathematically proven..the first dozen numbers cover MORE REAL-ESTATE on the wheel. Not DIFFERENT REAL-ESTATE....no....it’s a math thing....having smaller gaps between your numbers means you cover more real-estate. Forget the fact that you still only win on 12 out of 37 numbers no matter what....but at least when that wheel is spinning at 45 RPMs in one direction while the ball is rolling at 45 RPMs in the opposite direction you can have the confidence that there are are no parts of the wheel where you don’t have a number in the vicinity. Yep...it’s math
This guy truly believes that the casinos didn’t figure this out when they created the game. Unreal.
And I do get the fact that when you play online you can martingale for a very long time (well...depending on the casino you use). But you’re going to have to (he went 6 martingales in just a short amount of time in this video) because on each round you’ve got less then a 33% chance of hitting and it doesn’t matter where the numbers are on the wheel.
Heck...if you’re so convinced that positions on the wheel matter....why not build your own dozen....just pick every 4th number on the wheel and you’ve got a much better chance of hitting at 35:1, right? Oh wait...he already tried that...those were the “winning numbers” that he would only tell you about if you paid him $1000. Notice how he never talks about that strategy anymore?
Obviously new to the site. But have been watching Chrissy videos for sometime now. It's entertaining to watch something so embarrassing. The only problem i ever have with watching his videos is that i always have to do it in private, for fear that someone will hear/see me watching the video and actually believe that i am watching it because i believe in his "tips" or "systems."
His last video and others like it are truly some of my favorites. How he studies the games as if there is something to "figure out" to make it +ev. As if these games were just created by one of your friends and now your studying it for flaws you can use to exploit him on it....But instead these are games that have been around for hundreds of years and there is absolutely nothing to exploit or "figure out."
The stuff he believes in reminds me of stuff i thought was true when i was in middle school. Truly sad for a grown adult.
I always break down floor casino gambling to simply this, if we flip a coin, and player takes heads, and when it hits heads you win $45 but when you lose and hits tails you have to pay the house $55. Sure you will have winning flips, and sure you could win for a certain amount of time, but if we continue to flip the house eventually will take everything you have. It doesn't matter if you space out the sessions in seconds, hours, days ect. or if you keep raising or lowering the bet depending on the last flip, or if you keep track of how many heads or tails came out in a row on the past flips.(this last one is particularly hilarious). You are getting unbelievably lucky to simply stay even in these casino games over an extended period of time, let alone trying to make a living off of them, or trying to sell others that they can make a living off them(lol)
Lastly on Chris, I truly believe that he plays his systems and each time one works for 1 day or heaven help him, a few days in a row, he truly gets excited and thinks he has "cracked the code." For whatever reason he also seems to believe that if something worked one day, that it should basically work the same exact way every single day, all he has to do is play it according to the same "rules" as before....He scams others but also himself. Truly a "special" human being.
For his latest roulette strategy. I wonder if Chrissy would be up for me taking 12 consecutive numbers on the wheel(omg so much open real-estate, lol) and i would let him pick any 12 numbers he wants...for this HUGE advantage(lol) i would "only" charge him 1.5 to 1 when my numbers hit, to his 1 to 1 on his numbers.
Wow, remind you of anyone folks?
You say you’re changing your diet and lifestyle but you’re eating like this. We know this wasn’t comp’d and you had to pay a pretty penny to eat there...you gluttonous cunt.
Folks...Folks...
Looks like Chrissy Bottoms is back on that Colt Studio diet and back in business ��
Good for you, Mr. Christopher Bottoms. At least you’re doing some honest work and satisfying real clients.
Fuck you, Chrissy.
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