Blatant YouTube Baccarat Scammer Christopher Mitchell “Professional Gambler”

[Mrhorney]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd we have yet another BS millionaire story.

What actually happened as God is my witness is that young pretty Chrissy become the meat in the sandwich for these
who then made phone calls to other Folks , we have got a desperate dead broke loser get your square heads down for the big Chrissy gang bang

Chrissy you could have more money than Musk , Buffett and Gates put together and you would still be what you are.
A cultural desert 🐪 an egocentric scumbag with not an ounce of feelings or compassion for anybody but Christopher bucket of pewk 🤮 Mitchell 🖕

So Chrissy we have seen the one re-cycled suit that’s years old , can we see the other 7 on consecutive days please.

[AhoosierA]

Interesting little tid bits in KD's latest video, the number of disgruntled FB members are growing and are talking amongst themselves. Of course there is always ONE Yes Man who has his head up Chrissy's ass. And no, this time, it's not Blowjob Bob!



I present to you... BROWN NOSE BRANDON!!! Yup, you guessed it! The bearded midget fanboy strikes again. He is defending Chrissy for pulling a bait & switch on the FB membership fee and even types the way CM does. It's so sickening that someone could be so far up another man's ass and actually believes the bullshit he spews on the group chats.

Maybe they just share the same small man complex and bonded over that? He must be a shitty poker player to not be able to think this one through!

There are a few indicators that "Brandon" could actually be CM.

[Dan Druff]

Yeah I wonder what the true story is with Brown Nose Brandon. He seems like a real guy, and he appeared to have shown up at that idiotic downtown birthday meetup, but I have to admit he is defending Chrissy really hard, in Chrissy-like language.

I think it's possible that CM is feeding him lines like a puppet. KD's most recent video did indeed contain some interesting stuff towards the end, but strangely he didn't bother reading from that chat he showed in the final minutes, despite the fact that was arguably the most interesting info to come out of it. But if you pause it and read the chats, it seems that some of Chrissy's Facebook customers were in group conversation on Facebook Messenger, and a few were complaining about the demand for more money. Then Brandon, who was also in the conversation, defended Chrissy with nonsensical reasoning. Then Chrissy himself posted right afterwards, with his usual "you're paying for a huge opportunity to win" BS. Then Chrissy left and let Brandon fend for himself! LOL!

Anyway, given that Chrissy showed up right after Brandon's message, I'm guessing he told Brandon to defend him (and may have even fed him what to type), and then appeared right after to piggyback off of that.

[Dan Druff]

Here's the chat, taken from KD's video and pieced together:

[Mrhorney]

Bad news 🗞 for Chrissy lad
It appears that the dead broke peasants are revolting 🤢 as opposed to Chrissy who is revolting 🤮

[JeffDime]

Yeah I wonder what the true story is with Brown Nose Brandon. He seems like a real guy, and he appeared to have shown up at that idiotic downtown birthday meetup, but I have to admit he is defending Chrissy really hard, in Chrissy-like language.

I think it's possible that CM is feeding him lines like a puppet. KD's most recent video did indeed contain some interesting stuff towards the end, but strangely he didn't bother reading from that chat he showed in the final minutes, despite the fact that was arguably the most interesting info to come out of it. But if you pause it and read the chats, it seems that some of Chrissy's Facebook customers were in group conversation on Facebook Messenger, and a few were complaining about the demand for more money. Then Brandon, who was also in the conversation, defended Chrissy with nonsensical reasoning. Then Chrissy himself posted right afterwards, with his usual "you're paying for a huge opportunity to win" BS. Then Chrissy left and let Brandon fend for himself! LOL!

Anyway, given that Chrissy showed up right after Brandon's message, I'm guessing he told Brandon to defend him (and may have even fed him what to type), and then appeared right after to piggyback off of that.

It appears he is a real guy who wants to be known. He had some videos playing video games with literally 0 views. It would appear he is trying to be Chrissy’s #2 by taking his marching orders and coordinating the attack against the revolt with him. His writing has some CM signatures in them, but I think it’s from bullet points the cum-guzzler is telling him to write. Wonder if they hooked up during the Baccarat Boot camp.

[Mrhorney]

Mathematics 🧮 isn’t my strong 💪 point but I am not on my own there am I Chrissy boy 👦
1,000,000 divided by 365 (because baccarat kings never have a day off) is as Chrissy correctly points out on his white board a daily profit of 2739 bucks (I imagine Champers had to work that out for him) So far so simples

However I think 🤔 I am on the point of spotting the flaw in the cunning plan but bear with me
All you Folks will recall that Marty,son of Marty, the return of Marty have all upped and vanished like a fart 💨 in a hurricane and Guru Chrissy is now only pushing the merits of flat bets.

Recently from what I remember it was 25 bucks per bet as the fucker is virtually busto
So......our hero 🦸 will need to be ahead of the house by 109 units (more on banker) day after day after day
Let’s be generous and say 100 bucks per flat bet , that is still around 28 units per day every day etc

So assuming I am correct in my assumptions above can any of you Folks explain to me like I have the brain 🧠 of a 2 year old (or Chrissy) how this is possible in a negative ev game

Thanks 🙏 in anticipation Folks 👍

[PositiveVariance]

Yeah I wonder what the true story is with Brown Nose Brandon. He seems like a real guy, and he appeared to have shown up at that idiotic downtown birthday meetup, but I have to admit he is defending Chrissy really hard, in Chrissy-like language.

I think it's possible that CM is feeding him lines like a puppet. KD's most recent video did indeed contain some interesting stuff towards the end, but strangely he didn't bother reading from that chat he showed in the final minutes, despite the fact that was arguably the most interesting info to come out of it. But if you pause it and read the chats, it seems that some of Chrissy's Facebook customers were in group conversation on Facebook Messenger, and a few were complaining about the demand for more money. Then Brandon, who was also in the conversation, defended Chrissy with nonsensical reasoning. Then Chrissy himself posted right afterwards, with his usual "you're paying for a huge opportunity to win" BS. Then Chrissy left and let Brandon fend for himself! LOL!

Anyway, given that Chrissy showed up right after Brandon's message, I'm guessing he told Brandon to defend him (and may have even fed him what to type), and then appeared right after to piggyback off of that.

It appears he is a real guy who wants to be known. He had some videos playing video games with literally 0 views. It would appear he is trying to be Chrissy’s #2 by taking his marching orders and coordinating the attack against the revolt with him. His writing has some CM signatures in them, but I think it’s from bullet points the cum-guzzler is telling him to write. Wonder if they hooked up during the Baccarat Boot camp.

They probably did hook up, that is how he got his name "BROWN Nose Brandon" lol

We know he has Figuratively been up Chrissy's ass. Its possible he has literally been in there as well lol

Brandon, you couldn't have picked a worse name being associated with Chrissy.


Side note: I bet Bearded Brown Nose (BBN) is the one who spotted Chrissy a bankroll at his Bday. To bad Chrissy didn't lose massively that night, I bet he didn't have the money back at the condo to repay him. Shit really would have hit the fan.

[PositiveVariance]

Mathematics �� isn’t my strong �� point but I am not on my own there am I Chrissy boy ��
1,000,000 divided by 365 (because baccarat kings never have a day off) is as Chrissy correctly points out on his white board a daily profit of 2739 bucks (I imagine Champers had to work that out for him) So far so simples

However I think �� I am on the point of spotting the flaw in the cunning plan but bear with me
All you Folks will recall that Marty,son of Marty, the return of Marty have all upped and vanished like a fart �� in a hurricane and Guru Chrissy is now only pushing the merits of flat bets.

Recently from what I remember it was 25 bucks per bet as the fucker is virtually busto
So......our hero �� will need to be ahead of the house by 109 units (more on banker) day after day after day
Let’s be generous and say 100 bucks per flat bet , that is still around 28 units per day every day etc

So assuming I am correct in my assumptions above can any of you Folks explain to me like I have the brain �� of a 2 year old (or Chrissy) how this is possible in a negative ev game

Thanks �� in anticipation Folks ��

The short answer is Chrissy is full of shit.

Placing $100 bets you will have to win 10,000 more hands than you lose to get to 1 million dollars.

Placing $25 bets you will have to win 40,000 more hands than you lose to get to 1 million dollars.

These numbers don't include banker commissions, the actual number is much higher.

Places like Vegas and Macau are built off losers. Macau is funded off of the game of Baccarat. A single 99% winning system in Baccarat would eliminate Macau as we know it. Shoot, even a 55% winning system would eliminate the game of Baccarat (55% just doesn't sound sexy, but if you know anything about math, its a huge edge).

Could someone win 1 million dollars playing baccarat with $25 bets? Sure they can. The odds are not in their favor somewhere around hundreds of millions to 1 chance, probably even greater.

Casinos love "System" players like Chrissy who think they can overcome the house edge with a "system". Its been said a million times but I will say it again. No structure of bets can overcome the house edge. Previous outcomes do not predict future results (The baccarat board is worthless).

A persons baccarat career is one long session. Chrissy's 60- 15 minute sessions are no different than playing 15 hours straight. The cards don't know when you start or stop. They don't know who is playing at the table. They don't know what kind of bullshit objects are starting to form on the baccarat board. They don't know if banker or player won the previous hand. The cards have no memory! The remaining cards in the deck are in random order and the cards will come out as they do, there is nothing the cards take into consideration before coming out of the shoe. As discussed previously this week, unless someone is card counting for penny's per shoe, they don't know the remaining make up of the deck composition.

Each and everyone of Chrissy's "Systems" are -EV. Every dollar that is wagered on the game of baccarat with one of Chrissy's systems is subject to the house edge. There is no way around it. Chrissy Mitchell is a massively losing degenerate Baccarat player. I would bet my life on it.

Its so funny how Stacy and Chrissy look over their past score cards to look for "patterns". He comes up with these systems based on patterns he doesn't think can happen. The house edge in every casino game (baccarat included) takes into account every possible scenario based on the rules of the game. Chrissy likes to test his systems with a couple hundred prior score cards. If Chrissy put anyone of his systems through a computer simulation of a million hands or more the outcome would equal the house edge.


Sorry, I know this post was all over the place, but hopefully answers your question.

[TheRivers]

Mathematics 🧮 isn’t my strong 💪 point but I am not on my own there am I Chrissy boy 👦
1,000,000 divided by 365 (because baccarat kings never have a day off) is as Chrissy correctly points out on his white board a daily profit of 2739 bucks (I imagine Champers had to work that out for him) So far so simples

However I think 🤔 I am on the point of spotting the flaw in the cunning plan but bear with me
All you Folks will recall that Marty,son of Marty, the return of Marty have all upped and vanished like a fart 💨 in a hurricane and Guru Chrissy is now only pushing the merits of flat bets.

Recently from what I remember it was 25 bucks per bet as the fucker is virtually busto
So......our hero 🦸 will need to be ahead of the house by 109 units (more on banker) day after day after day
Let’s be generous and say 100 bucks per flat bet , that is still around 28 units per day every day etc

So assuming I am correct in my assumptions above can any of you Folks explain to me like I have the brain 🧠 of a 2 year old (or Chrissy) how this is possible in a negative ev game

Thanks 🙏 in anticipation Folks 👍

I’m actually thinking that video was not about gambling at all. I think it’s a setup for the next scam, which may involve sone kind of Bitcoin investment. We now haven’t seen Chrissy holding winning chips in a casino in a month...and with his attempt to get more money out of his core followers for the now obvious (to them finally) fictitious 100% strategy having failed I think his gambling scam is pretty much done. He needs money and he needs it quickly. Clearly he had to find a new way.

All of these preaching videos from the last two weeks have mentioned very little about gambling. It’s all been about having lost everything but still being able to visualize being rich. The new scam will have something to do with that. He will likely be selling life mentoring just like he claims he had from those “millionaires.” He will say that he can show you the way to making that $1M and then guide you through some sort of investment in Bitcoin or that combined with some of the other things he mentioned in the last video. But I think the boot camp failure may have been the death blow to the baccarat scam.

[PositiveVariance]

For all the victims that Chrissy is hitting up for more money to stay in the Facebook group, they would have a 100% slam dunk case in small claims court. It wouldn't have anything to do with his strategies being losing strategies. It would be based solely on the fact that it was a lifetime membership to the group, and there would never be any other cost associated with this.

In addition to the cost paid upfront, I'm sure there are other monetary damages the plaintiff would be entitled to.

Getting a judgment against Chrissy in small claims court is the easy part. Many of his victims live outside of Vegas. Actually collecting from a lifelong scumbag with no assets would be the challenge. He doesn't have any wages that could be garnished.

[TheRivers]

For all the victims that Chrissy is hitting up for more money to stay in the Facebook group, they would have a 100% slam dunk case in small claims court. It wouldn't have anything to do with his strategies being losing strategies. It would be based solely on the fact that it was a lifetime membership to the group, and there would never be any other cost associated with this.

In addition to the cost paid upfront, I'm sure there are other monetary damages the plaintiff would be entitled to.

Getting a judgment against Chrissy in small claims court is the easy part. Many of his victims live outside of Vegas. Actually collecting from a lifelong scumbag with no assets would be the challenge. He doesn't have any wages that could be garnished.

Well he does have that light blue suit. I’m sure that’s worth at least $10.

[PositiveVariance]

For all the victims that Chrissy is hitting up for more money to stay in the Facebook group, they would have a 100% slam dunk case in small claims court. It wouldn't have anything to do with his strategies being losing strategies. It would be based solely on the fact that it was a lifetime membership to the group, and there would never be any other cost associated with this.

In addition to the cost paid upfront, I'm sure there are other monetary damages the plaintiff would be entitled to.

Getting a judgment against Chrissy in small claims court is the easy part. Many of his victims live outside of Vegas. Actually collecting from a lifelong scumbag with no assets would be the challenge. He doesn't have any wages that could be garnished.

Well he does have that light blue suit. I’m sure that’s worth at least $10.

LoL.

The rights to CHIA CHRISSY is probably his most valuable asset.

[donkey]

Showing up to meet your victims, er I mean clients without your wallet is hilarious. Hard to believe that the "Queen of Baccarat"/"Professional Butt Gambler" would forget her wallet or money when the Queen is constantly fanning out money. You would also think that the Queen would have a huge bankroll to show off to her marks during her "Butt Camp".

Folks, I forgot my wallet which I normally hold, Gods honest truth, at least FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. And folks, I don't have my ID to pull from my million dollar credit lines or use Certegy.

We all know why he claims to have forgotten his wallet = no dinero. The Queen had to resort to shoeshine tactics.

[JeffDime]

Chrissy you put yourself on tape about 50 times saying these poor fuckers who signed up for your Facebook group will only have a one time investment FOR LIFE. Dumb fuck. That’s slam dunk false representation.

[Mrhorney]

If Chrissy does get sued by his “clients” and has to raise some quick bucks , I would buy a couple of his hats 🎩 to put above my fireplace.
Not being a hunter like TJ I haven’t got any moose heads that I have blown up to mount them but I think a genuine original worn Kyle Prescott hat would look just as good and constantly remind me what a big part of my life he has been 👍

[JeffDime]

If Chrissy does get sued by his “clients” and has to raise some quick bucks , I would buy a couple of his hats 🎩 to put above my fireplace.
Not being a hunter like TJ I haven’t got any moose heads that I have blown up to mount them but I think a genuine original worn Kyle Prescott hat would look just as good and constantly remind me what a big part of my life he has been 👍

I’m sure if you email him Mr. H he will send you a worn thong for a fair price.

[Elmo]

RuPaul has some new competition at the Flamingo.

[Elmo]

Chrissy’s followers are coming out the closet.



Should have listened to the good guys here on this Thread. Oh well.

[JeffDime]

The amount of people who STIlLL give a losing gambler money for his bullshit strategies is so frustrating. I can’t even begin to say. Kevin Davis doesn’t want me to make videos for whatever reason, but anyone else he doesn’t seem to have an issue. Anyone who wants to, please do. We need more and more information out there.

It doesn’t need to be great quality. Just get them out. KD please keep going. More more more. Keep attacking me, I won’t engage back. This is a failure on my part. I consciously cut down on the videos because I was so tired of the bullshit. Not anymore. Kevin can say whatever he wants. I am not stopping. I wish him well. I will continue to do what I do. I will continue to encourage anyone to put a video of their experiences out there.


I can’t tell you personally listening to this guy’s video how disturbing it is that people continue to pay for this nonsense. Coach and who ever else. Keep doing what your doing. Everyone like and subscribe to these videos. Help the algorithm. You put a thumbs down on my video, you just hurt the algorithm and that serves Chrissy.

No more division. Put aside petty grievances and focus on this cum guzzler.