Blatant YouTube Baccarat Scammer Christopher Mitchell “Professional Gambler”

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy’s brilliant Baccarat teachings at work…

1. You must have no fear!!! Lol! Yup the bug-eyed guy at the table sitting with a deer in the headlights expression looks real fearless, hahahaha! And the the jerkoff’s reaction behind him would indicate he just lost! Bahahaha, yup $1000 well spent there folks! Ryobi Guy is too busy giving goo goo eyes to Chrissy to even sit at the table. And judging by those Mountains of chips in front of the 4 idiots seated, I’d say they lost AGAIN!!!



And where is their fearless leader? Didn’t he promise for ANOTHER $1000 you get to match him “bet for bet” ?? Seems like he’s too busy hiding behind the camera to actually put up a bet! Guess when You fleece the same idiots 4 times in a year for $1000 annnnnnd get a one time recurring payment of $99, you become too scared to put it on the felt! He was probably playing 50 cent roulette in his mid-week comped room while the circle jerkoffs threw away their life savings!

"Now remember everyone, look the complete opposite of 'having fun and winning'. That'll trick those broke douch bag haters".

[PositiveVariance]

For what it’s worth, I went and looked at one of Brandon’s videos where he is changing a lock. He is wearing the same style brown and white bracelet as the guy on the bus.

The thing that is strange is if this is him, why isn’t he in the other pictures? Especially with the 14 retards? Seems like Chrissy would want as many as possible in that picture, to try and illustrate a large turnout. Maybe Brandon wants to keep a low profile since he may be getting a lot of shit by being associated with Chrissy.


I’m sure Chrissy will put out a video today and if Rat boy is there, I’m sure he will be on display.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Finally a new video!!



Why does he ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION describe the size of the bathrooms in every hotel room by how many people you could fit in the shower? Is that an American thing? I had never heard anybody do that before I started watching his videos. It just sounds like such a weird fact, why would 4 people shower at the same time?

[The Boz]

Finally a new video!!



Why does he ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION describe the size of the bathrooms in every hotel room by how many people you could fit in the shower? Is that an American thing? I had never heard anybody do that before I started watching his videos. It just sounds like such a weird fact, why would 4 people shower at the same time?

He’s scouting new filming locations for his upcoming Colt Studios cumback.

Kyle Prescott starring in “I dropped the soap” & “Three’s Company….in my ass”

[Forum Wars]

Finally a new video!!



Why does he ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION describe the size of the bathrooms in every hotel room by how many people you could fit in the shower? Is that an American thing? I had never heard anybody do that before I started watching his videos. It just sounds like such a weird fact, why would 4 people shower at the same time?

Da fuck is wrong with this asshole and his constant lies? You fly on Spirit on a "Big Front Seat", which costs about $75 more per seat than Spirit's "lowest discount prices available for travel in the sky" and then you lie to your viewers and tell them you "only fly first class" cause you are a VIP high roller! Laughable!!!

Lemme tell you this Chris: You're an obscene, obtuse fraud and that's all you will ever be...

Chrissy's seat from that video:






Spirit Airline's Big Front Seat:

[Phantom Limb]

The new vid kind of sucks....UNTIL the end where his already utterly backward world view goes even more askew. The uber-retarded take on Christianity is worth the watch.

[zealanddonk]

Quick review of Chrissy's latest video, him posing with money in a white dressing gown
"Life As A VIP High Roller At The Casino- Christopher Mitchell Shows You What It's Really Like."
Should be interesting given his rants about hosts and having to agree to play through to get comps.
Video is 34ms long and likely full of nonsense.

TLDR:
Someone told Chrissy to include music in his video.
That person underestimated how badly Chrissy could take a simple concept and fuck it up.
No gambling shown, no evidence of any profit from his sessions where he claimed he was going to win $10k.
Otherwise, a lot of the normal show off a suite, some food, the pool and claim to be a millionaire.
Gets very religiously weird at the end.
For anyone with "sainted mother" in their bingo card, he gave a very brief tug at that story.

Full version:


And Chrissy being the acclaimed film maker that he is opens with Stacey looking frustrated and the girl child looking like she doesnt give a fuck.
Non-Verbal Bubs is looking out the window, probably dreaming of a life with loving parents.


They on the plane in "first class" which looks very shabby vs real first class on normal flights, but this is Chrissy after all.
And 2m 26s we hear likely a complete lie "Soon, I'll be flying in my own private jet. Mark my words"
So, hes indulging in millionaire fantasy and "words have power".

3m he flashes his $25k because he claims "people ask what the story with tSA and large amounts of money is".
Normally he'd fan it out, and run it through his Money Counter Playset, but because hes on the plane, we just see a quick shot of paper in a bag.

He is relatively calm in this part, as opposed to that video awhile ago where he hid money in Stacey's bra and then filmed in the bathroom.
His gesticulation of the bra in that video was subpar to say the least.

4m20s Despite Chrissy being "rich", his luggage and flight were delayed, will he throw a tantrum?

In an odd twist, the girl child has to take her own luggage, but Chrissy has Paul [the limo driver] scoot Chrissy's luggage for him.

7m 29s Chrissy shows off the Florida windows .
The suite is actually somewhat reasonable.
Then again, he needs to splash the cash to keep the mugs thinking he is legit.
There's also a Florida mirror as well.
At least one thing Chrissy did right for this was getting the girl child her own room, at the other end of the suite as far away from him, Stacey and NVB.

And, despite Chrissy claiming to be rich, and given benefits from it [including his alledged fame]
He couldnt get a table at "Carvers" because they didnt make a reservation.
He claims it was due to arriving late, but lets be honest, he could have booked the day before
or if he had a host, he could have gotten some poor people removed.

13m They find themselves as Viva a mexican themed resturant.

14m 33s Chrissy shows the merchant copy receipt with $216 bill and $100 tip

He then claims hes successful because he is generous and tips very very well.

15m 30s, flops out his $25k bankroll, and says hes off to win $10k at Baccy and Spinny.

Very oddly the shot now changes to Chrissy ordering roomservice from the suite.
He doesnt sound particularly happy either but that might be his butch voice.

17m 20s He flashes a can of Monster despite claims roughly 2 weeks ago he was giving it up [revoked in a more recent video where he had a dozen cans, but remember kids, he is _NOT_ addicted to it]

Claims he made some money gambling, but no evidence to this point.

19m the room service attendants turn up.
Oddly one is wearing a mask but the other one isnt.

20m 35s NVB points at the camera and oooooooooks something that sounds a lot like "Da".
He might need to be called Bubs from here onwards.
He then excitedly oooooks at the food.

22m Chrissy now claims he is the only gambler and the only youtuber that will show you what he just showed you.
That would seem to be "ordering a lot of food and having it set up".
Apparently that also means he must be a millionaire.

23m He goes down to poolside and has some hideous music that is meant to make you think he is a hip millionaire funster and you could live that same lifestyle.

25m he now has terrible almost country music style music.

I'm sure as a milljonaire he could license some really cool music, have a theme song, and be a boss.
Assumedly either he has used copyright free/royalty free music, or his video will be taken off youtube fairly soon.

Despite the girl child being included in the carverSteak resturant scene, no mention of any food for her.

Dessert looked like Turd Surprise with extra Turd and extra Surprise.

28m 06s: He shows the receipt (cant tell if customer or merchant copy) and the food + tax is $399.90
He adds on a $150.10 tip to bring it to $550
What a tool.

28m 47s now Chrissy starts with his story on the price he ahd to pay to become a "millionaire".

29m 30s claims he and his wife got deep in debt and then does his cocksucker laugh which usually means its a complete lie

30m 20s claims he remembers living that meager lifestyle like it was yesterday
Given what we have seen of the furnitureless bunker thats pretty close to the truth.

31m 5s He's now claiming God put the desire in his heart to help millions of people, and apparently gambling is the way to do that.
Now its really getting weird, claims he's a prince, and women are princesses and christians are supposed to be rich.

He asks the question have you ever found someone from royalty who was poor?
No, but a lot of them end up in sticky situations, and a few have been imprisoned.

32m he gives a quick intro to the sainted mother story but fortunately keeps it brief.

Fortunately he wraps it up with claims hes the rgeat gambler, greatest gambling consultant and you should join his inner circle.

[UtahDrone]

Latest short video

[zealanddonk]

UtahDrone hits it out of the park with a video less than 2 minutes that sums up the bulk of chrissy's 30+ minute video.
Solid work as always.

[UtahDrone]

BWB, I made a variation of the video you requested. Maybe not exactly what you had in mind.

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, Chrissy is either becoming a pro wrestler or going back to Colt Studios with this one…



Who takes pictures of themselves in a changing room? Probably someone who doesn’t intend to buy the clothes and is “trying them on” before returning them!


Lol at him being too fat to zip up his pants! He’s used to doing photoshoots that are “No Suits Required!” And the name belongs to one of the Greatest Tag Teams of all time!




But don’t worry Kyle, you can always pitch the idea to Colt Studios of a movie called… “Men on a Missionary Position!” You can play the part of the late Mabel and have two BBCs spread your short stubby legs and penetrate you, wouldn’t be the first time!!

[zealanddonk]

Two small notes from the "vip highroller" white bathrobe video comment section:

Chrissy was asked if he did win the $10k he said he was going to win, and another question in the same post.
He ignored the question about winning the $10k, so safe to say it didnt happen.


Serpentstar started a ramble in a different post about the civil forfiture and dont talk to the police because he knows from experience.
He seems a bit special.

[TheRivers]

I just want to know how a group of 4 people (3 if you don’t count the little bit that Bubs eats) manage to run up $260 at a Mexican place when only one of them actually gets an entre. I mean…I know one of the big knocks on Resorts World is that it is horribly overpriced throughout. But even still…I can only image how much extra food these people order just to show how they have money. There is little chance they eat everything they order.

[BedWetterBettor]

Two small notes from the "vip highroller" white bathrobe video comment section:

Chrissy was asked if he did win the $10k he said he was going to win, and another question in the same post.
He ignored the question about winning the $10k, so safe to say it didnt happen.


Serpentstar started a ramble in a different post about the civil forfiture and dont talk to the police because he knows from experience.
He seems a bit special.

Not a huge surprise there. Given that anything he claims he’s going to do on video is quickly dropped shortly after with no mention whatsoever! In recent months it was the April masturbation mind meeting that vanished without a peep, the Workout videos that were supposed to be posted, the daily prayer videos, the 30 day Blackjack challenge dropped after 6 days, and the “investment” that he admittedly was afraid to make that we’ve heard nothing of at all!

Couple that with the Bitcoin investing videos and the infamous trip to Orleans with Lucy and Gary!!! That’s quite a treasure chest of entertaining material waiting to be unearthed!

[BedWetterBettor]

Pompsie is back and doing slot videos now! Guess his roulette martingale session days are over!



He does however follow the Chrissy playbook of slot expertise to the letter! Which is simply; plop down on a random penny slot machine with no idea of the payouts, don’t use a player card and max bet until it hits for a small win & then cash out! Rinse and repeat while proclaiming you’re some kind of slot expert even though you don’t understand the payout is in lieu of your wager and you can’t actually say you won $40 on a $5 bet, when in fact you really won $35 on a $5 bet!

They even mess up on the second “session” and play on a Nickel Machine and get a lucky hit for $75, not realizing until after, they were about to donk off $18 a spin and go busto if it weren’t for a lucky early payout of $75 minus the $18 wagered!!

He starts losing on the last machine and you can hear him getting worried as it dwindles to less than $280, but alas it triggers a mercy bonus which pays him back $96 and he quickly panics and cashes out realizing his luck is running out! He sounds like a complete tourist the whole time but remains positive and upbeat. Unlike a whiny midget we know who cries for a jackpot on EVERY single spin and then proclaims he doubled his money, when in reality he netted 77 cents profit from an airport slot machine!

[Elmo]

Well…I don’t know what’s going to happen first.

Chrissy getting a private jet as claimed in that God awful video…



or…

Chrissy ending up in a private jail cell…



Keep the good work up guys and the heat on Chrissy Bottoms.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Mastermind Event highlights!

[TheRivers]

Just watching this video today and there would appear to be at least 10 people who came to the first event. So that means they have paid anywhere from $1000 to $2000 (depending on if there was an inner circle discount) plus travel expenses and meals for both locations. Somehow I don’t think they recovered that money playing stadium Roulette.

These people are clearly needy and it’s sad to see. I’m not sure if they believe that Chrissy is their friend or just their coach. Clearly if they think he’s their friend they need to go watch any of his videos where he talks about the “law of association.” Sure…they want to associate with him because they think that will make them rich….but he has stated again and again that he would never associate with people who aren’t rich. Light bulbs should be going on right there.

[zealanddonk]

Today's video is less than 9 minutes long so I wont bother with much of a commentary on it.

The highlight around 3 minute mark is he doesnt mention blacky when he mentions Spinny, Baccky and sports betting.
Quite possibly he's realised his no bust a nut strategy is idiotic.


3m mark he walk around the pool, again with terrible music.

Very brief scene of people playing the stadium version of roulette.

Brandon seems to have lost weight, [assumedly cant afford to eat].

6m they end up at a resturant and natch Chrissy has to show off his food.

After that we seen the infamous Baccky table scene

Then we are "blessed" with chrissy grinning like an idiot leading his merry band out of the casino.

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As others have suggested, Brandon is trimming down for his exciting new career in chrissy's old career.

[TheRivers]

Well…at least he told the truth about something…Yes. Someone did make money. HE made money based on getting paid by these foolish people.

Well..Brandon made a dollar from that one woman during his pole dance.