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    Even more idiotic is the claims of how much he travels.
    Why pay $10k a month for a place he pretends he wont be in for 10+ days a month.

     
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    Professional Gambler Reveals 7 Secrets On How To Beat The Casino Everyday. 45m of nonsense.
    Red cap, red hoody.
    Chrissy plays a bit later.
    12.4k subscribers, so no major movements.


    Secret 1: Have a big bankroll.
    Claims people ignore this one.

    Secret 2: Place small bets.
    "Leverage over casino".

    He seems to forget his big boy bets that put him all-in.

    Secret 3: Stay home and play online if you do not have a big bankroll.

    Secret 4: Now its play only 2 games: Spinny and Baacky.
    Claims they are coinflips.

    Secret 5: Mitchellgale your bets.
    "You've probably heard of Mr Martingale...."


    Secret 6: Get rid of Greed *LOL*
    Some ramble about this being one of the top two
    Claims he leaves with profit when most people dont.

    8m32s chrissy starts with "I'm going to tell you a true story"
    9m48s Chrissy eventually gets to the "The guy had $250k in front of him".
    This is the River Boat, BJ version of the story.
    Claims he said "what the fuck are you doing here", and clarifies he really did say fuck to this complete stranger.
    They should have Keelhauled Chrissy.

    11m50s Chrissy reminds us he does not recommend playing Blacky.
    Claims the dude had demonic evil greed.
    (I sense a rebuke satan around the corner)

    12m23s Secret #7 Dont play sucker side bets.
    *lol*

    14m35s claims 3.5 years ago he was delivering food for Uber Eats (True story!)
    sounds like a complete lie to me

    15m45s ramble ramble, if you follow these 7 secrets it'll turn your life around ramble ramble
    Speaking of, no sign of Gingery Zach lately eh Chrissy

    16m34s You might as well stop here because now chrissy is going to play online to show us his 7 secrets.
    As noted the other day, his balance is below the rpevious day's balance, lets see if he can explain that away.

    Claims he had more in his bankroll but he put some on college football.

    19m40s Chrissy shows us how his brilliant mind works, and ultimately his big "strategies"
    "Hurr hurr, even is trending, red is rtrending, what to do, hurrrrrrr. I bet on Even!"

    20m12s rambles about his January event, saying its in a cool city (like he'd know what cool is) that has a casino in it.

    20m40s complete lie detected claims he is going to show the punters who turn up the strategy that wins him $30-50k for the 2-3 days that he plays live at a casino.

    20m55s throws out the old "print money on demand". Reminds me of Ryan and his $100 profit from big boy betting.

    21m05s claims the january event will be a once in a life time [technically true cos its his birthday, but what is he going to do that makes this more special or different than the others?]


    i also thought he had sold most of his spots and was down to the last 2 a few weeks ago.

    22m35s complete lie detected claims he takes $50k with him to the casinos.
    Seems like only just last week he had less than $20k on him because of some nonsense excuse.

    24m11s claims he makes more valuable content in the world (in the gambling industry) than anyone else.

    26m1s Chrissy reminds himself that he is actually a broke douche bag hater so he starts a rant about how great he is.
    "One i'm not trying to please you. I'm not trtying to impress you *cocksucker laugh that he uses neighs out when he is lying*"

    He repeats one of his fvourite claims that we are watching him, he isnt watching us.
    He doesnt have the intellectual capacity to watch poker.

    26m55 he reminds us of secret 6 and has to repeat to himself he has no greed.
    Sure buddy, sure.

    27m22s claims he locks in his profits and knows when to get up.
    I think he means "I'll win $5 from little boy dollar bets, after rinsing off a 6 marty loser, so time to flee with that profit".

    27m59s Claims he is home for the next 2 days and then off travelling for 12 days.
    Given this was filmed on Friday, and it looks like he was pulling his pud at home with Stacey on her birthday today [tuesday america time] sounds like another complete lie.

    29m45s after losing 2 in a row, today's sequence is $1, $6, $17.
    He loses so lets see what is next.
    30m15s he tries to say he isnt greedy but starts laughing.

    Next bet is $39.
    unfortunately it went to the a "freaking high number" as Chrissy was chasing low.

    Chrissy sits out a lot of spins today to stretch out this nonsense.

    33m25s Chrissy realises its been two red, two high, two odds in a row.
    This is going to be a very difficult decision for our hero.

    He slops out $90, rather than $84 for this bet.
    34m18s while the bet does win, Chrissy claims he also would have gone red if he hadnt picked high, and red won.
    Naturally he tells this _AFTER_ the soin landed.
    Amazing.
    I'm sure he also had Saudi Arabia to bet Argentina.


    36m18s naturally Chrissy claims because he is doing so well, he will start pressing his bets by $5 if he wins.
    So, he loses.


    38m30s complete lie time
    Claims gambling and youtube isnt the only things he does.
    Claims to have many different businesses and investments that pay him money.
    We know he doesnt invest in the stockmarket, and we know after the complete bath and arse raping crypto has taken lately, he cant mean that.

    39m20s claims lots of people message wanting to meet him in Vegas and he states it is never going to happen.
    Claims the only way to meet him and gaamble with him is being in his Elite Chums Club AND attend his masty meat ups.

    And people wonder why Chrissy goes to sports events and sports bars by himself.

    40m18s Chrissy quickly pivots to "It costs $10k a day to play live with him and copy his bets [/b]

    Chrissy places a $19 big boy bet because he wants exactly $2100 in his account.
    He bets even but it comes odd. He claims he was thinking of betting low AFTER the ball landed in a low spot.
    Amazing, truly amazing.

    44m09s claims if he wins his sports bets it will increase his bankroll significantly [and we know how that ended].

    Chrissy wins, ends up with $2107 and very quickly locks in that profit [because he had a losing streak, no surprises there].

    All in all, nothing exciting except the statement he's meant to be travelling for 12 days currently and claims he'll be at casinos gambling.
    Tight life.

    Plus side, he didnt try to push GLC on us.

     
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    Chrissy loves the AirBnB's since he doesn't have to pay 6 months in advance plus a security deposit! Instead he is willing to pay more than double each month of what he would normally pay for a similar rental. He stays in the AirBnB and pays someone else's mortgage! Good job Crusty Ass Chrissy. He can simply pull up to the AirBnB in his Cosigned Lexus with his entire family's belongings in the trunk, all while carrying his net worth in his left pocket.

    These 2 dirty buttholes go from one casino to the next doing the buy in-Cash out scam, then on to the next casino. My God, what a shitty life these 2 Buffoons have.

    I really think Chrissy will soon get a large AirBnB and try to pass it off as something he purchased. None of these retarded followers think to ask why this guy and his wife are in their 40's and own ZERO real estate. I guess you first have to own a car out right as well as a car for your wife before you even start thinking about real estate.

    Jesus Christ Chrissy, buy that ugly skank a vehicle. No one else is going to want her. What dude is going to flirt with her while she has a 50 pound Non Verbal kid ridding on her front side?

     
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      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: Cut NVB some slack he's only 45 pounds :)
      
      BedWetterBettor: ^ And 40 of those lbs are just in his massive melon head!
      
      Mrhorney: Shoutout to non verbal bubs
      
      zealanddonk: Also, shoutout to NVB.
      
      Forum Wars: Remember, Chrissy and Stacy share the frontal sackery, according to the GOAT. And we know Chrissy don't lie!
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    Fat boy showed his location today… Wouldn’t ya know, after he lost his ass in Vegas and Chicago he ran back to Ohio to beg for more money from Sugar Daddy Foster and got 11K+ out of old Bobby!

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    Very convenient that the day after his 69K Coinbase request was supposed to clear, he is back in Stacy’s parents place??? I’m sure he’ll Chrissy splain it as “Derrrp we’re da Mitchell’s’s here live for Skanksgiving at Stacy’s house and we just won 10,000 turkeys!”

    Will be an interesting few days as once he squeezes the old man and likely consignment on the rental lease he’ll be flashing money and the new rental spot that Mr. Foster signed for!

    Shoutout to NVB, have a Happy Skanksgiving!

     
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    Coming back for Thanksgiving must have been one of the requirements to get the car co-signed, and whatever other financial support Big Daddy Foster gave him and Stacy.

    As I said before, clearly the Fosters must have been upset that their degenerate daughter abandoned her 12-year-old and ran across the country with a career scammer. However, now that they have another grandkid with the career scammer as the dad, they have no choice but to try to work with the situation. So when Chrissy came a-callin' for that co-sign signature, Big Daddy Foster finally had the leverage he needed to compel his fucked up daughter to return to Ohio more often and see the other child she abandoned.

    This actually brings me to my next point. Chrissy bounced from Vegas, and stated he didn't need to be there any longer. Okay, great. That meant Stacy could go back with him to Ohio, and finally see her daughter regularly again, right?

    Nope! Instead, they went to Texas, where there is no legalized gambling. What?!

    Why can't "professional gambler" Chrissy move back to Columbus, and play out of the Hollywood Casino he just visited?

    Hilarious how Stacy postures as this caring, responsible mother. Yet in reality, she abandoned one child, and is dragging the other child (who apparently has special needs) around the country, instead of putting the kid in preschool and socializing him with other children.

    How she justifies this in her mind is beyond me. I really think Chrissy unlocked her inner desire to scam, and now they're both enjoying doing it together.

     
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    CM's World Cup Soccer post has disappeared from his FB.

    I guess it's safe to say that this amazing betting opportunity that only comes every 4 years didn't work out so well for the Goat.

    Hopefully he got crushed.

     
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      Forum Wars: Chrissy, why do you erase your betting history? Is it what we think it is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq Reed View Post
    CM's World Cup Soccer post has disappeared from his FB.

    I guess it's safe to say that this amazing betting opportunity that only comes every 4 years didn't work out so well for the Goat.

    Hopefully he got crushed.
    Nah dawg, he was making so much money from his shrewd bets that everyone kept hitting him up for free tips.

    If ever there was time that documentation beats conversation, now would have been it for Chrissy.
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    Review of Roulette Casino- How To Make $200 A Day For Low Rollers from 2 days ago.
    12.4k subscribers at time of viewing.
    chrissy in a white nike air hoody.
    This nonsense is 42m long so we can assume he loses a few progressions along the way.

    Spoiler: Chrissy brags he is taking his $50k big boy bankroll with him to casinos so he can bet Fifa at physical sports books. I thnk we all know how that ends up

    His bankroll is $1210 which is over a $1000 below the previous day's video.
    Also, he claimed his bankroll would be higher if the previous day's sports bets won.

    The video is dated 21/11 monday morning, so not sure why he skipped a couple of days.

    Despite having a small bankroll, and targetting this video at low rollers, chrissy starts with an 411 bet roughly 1% of his roll.
    This differs vastly from the previous video where he opened with a $1 bet and kept claiming "arent you glad you only lost a dollar".
    He's fairly much in fiend mode already.

    2m04 Chrissy loses his first bet and oddly only bets $21 This is not a full martingale, let alone a mitchgale.

    3m39s Chrissy has managed to scrape rock bottom.
    Claims he just did his sunday night Elite Chums Club session and let a member do most of the work for him .
    Claims that ddue made $4k in 7 days playing part time because that guy has a full time job.

    4m40s claims the elite chums club sunday night spitroasts are a "safe place"
    just as long as nobody questions his goatiness I assume.

    5m new progress so starts with $10 for some odd reason.

    Chrissy is writing down the results. Why not put it into Excel and used some advanced features to extract meaningful usable information from the data?
    Yeah yeah, we all know the many reasons behind that include Non-Verbal Bubs hasnt taught Chrissy how to use Excel yet.

    5m37s claims he doesnt keep a lot of money online because he is making these videos for the lowroller masses.

    6m37s chrissy suggests people can win $200 in 10-15 minute sessions. As this video goes 44 minutes long AND he is starting with 1% units, that suggests no, no it normally takes much longer than 10 mintues to win $200.

    Loses the $10 and does a proper mitchellgale to $25.

    8m36 reminds us it will take no time at all to win $200 when you start with $10 bets.

    9m36s chrissy claims if you stay away from the inside numbers and stick to outside only, you increase your chances of winning by like 90%
    Hopefully NVB can also explain math to Chrissy as well.

    11m41s claims if you are dead broke, no job, just stay home and gamble because it is easy to make $200.

    12m05 Chrissy claims he is betting _against_ the streak which is one of his many strategies.
    I thought there were two and the other was "follow the winner".
    Can someone float me $500 so I can join ECC and find otu what the other strategies are?

    13m25s Chrissy now lectures us on probable vs possible.
    Chrissy also claims that the odds of winning powerball are 1 in a billion, whereas Google tells me it is 1 in 292 million.

    16m30s chrissy drops min bet to $5 because its a new dealer.

    17m49s Chrissy claims millions of people will be destroyed financially in 2023
    Yeah he isnt getting that many suckers into his scam.

    I had an email to reply to, but Chrissy squeaked out a "hollar at ya boi" for winning.

    23m Chrissy states he will be betting a lot of money on (FIFA) World Cup games
    So, that was Monday morning, here we are on Wednesday (America time) and the FB post is gone.

    23m15s Claims he is taking his big boy $50k bankroll to physical sports books to place big boy bets.
    We already remember when he cried and wanted to burn his shirt, I would love to have seen footage after he tapped out.
    Also, this ties in with his most recent "live" clip where he looked tired, despondent and almost angry that he started with $10k and made $1k.
    Pretty sure he had torched his $50k (lol) bankroll on WC favourites.


    26m Chrissy is up over $100 and tells people to do the math.
    28m claims he loves this dealer because its so choppy, so he will pick one side and ride it.
    29m Thanks Guinn the dealer and claims he'll hit his goal shortly.

    33m Chrissy shows rare empathy because Quinn dropped the ball and the pit boss has to come over and sort it.

    35m chrissy claims you do not need a college degree OR a high school diploma you just need common sense and a bankroll.
    36m45 claims he is the most transparent gambler in the world.
    Odd, we havent seen too many betting slips BEFORE the games are played, or even weekly summaries.
    It seems ages ago he showed us a summary of a good week and implied he'd show us the following week, but uh oh spaghettio he rinsed off his money.

    40m35s chrissy is chasing his last win to hit the $200 so is making big boy bets. He goes old school with winner winner eggs and shrimp for dinner, because dead serious thats what he had
    Sadly, he forgot to rebuke satan so now its a $286 when his goal for the day was to win $200.
    He could have just opened with a $200 bet on his first spin and saved 40 minutes of idiocy.

    Chrissy wins and this nonsense ends.

    Other than his claim he'll be making big boy bets on Ffia, nothing of real note here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tariq Reed View Post
    CM's World Cup Soccer post has disappeared from his FB.

    I guess it's safe to say that this amazing betting opportunity that only comes every 4 years didn't work out so well for the Goat.

    Hopefully he got crushed.
    Honestly, there may be straight up amazing value in joining his Elite Circle just before he starts offering sports on things he knows nothing about again and blasting multiple inverse bets of whatever the fuck he and his micro sized pea-brain is touting.

    Please Chrissy, start looking into Aussie Rules Football...

     
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    Chrissy’s games he is most familiar with:

     
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    Speaking of "on brand" chrissy just posted on FB that he went to the casino by himself while everyone else went shopping.

    Claims he won several thousand which Stacey ended up spending.
    Think we'll get any proof of that?

    Since they are in Ohio, ULD (unloved daughter) also makes a cameo, with Stacey and NVB.

     
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    Let's hope ULD got her dad's genes, personality wise.

    I feel so sorry for that girl having Stacy as a mom.

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    Shoutout to Stacy Skank ULD 😃

    Oh and non verbal bubs of course 👍

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    Let's hope ULD got her dad's genes, personality wise.

    I feel so sorry for that girl having Stacy as a mom.
    She unfortunately got Skank Stacy's looks. That was what she looked like 35 years ago as a young teen.

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    Look for a bunch of new Chrissy paid fluffer pieces since they are running a $50 special. Shows how much garbage they are but his suckers lap it up. I wonder how much he himself laughs at how stupid his fan boys are?

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    And congratulations to everyone for hitting 500 pages in this thread. We certainly gave the little cocksucker a lot of aggravation over the past few years. Here’s to keeping it until he’s locked up or banned from every platform.

     
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    Not exactly a positive endorsement of his family (“grateful it’s only one day per year”). I’ve said it for a long time that Chrissy and his brother don’t have much to do with each other. This pretty much confirms it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Not exactly a positive endorsement of his family (“grateful it’s only one day per year”). I’ve said it for a long time that Chrissy and his brother don’t have much to do with each other. This pretty much confirms it.

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    Nothing says "I'm not addicted to gambling but my balls are itchy and I'm going to throw a tantrum cos i cant place big boy bets today" like chrissy's comments.

    Also, assuming that's Andrew, Chrissy is probably upset thta Andrew is a plothole/continuity error given Chrissy claims their father cheated and they have different mothers, yet sainted mother raised both of them.
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    “I don’t bet on sports on any more. I don’t be on things where I can’t control the little Hebrew Slaves (Athletes) and the overall outcome.” …..The Billy Goat.

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    Can someone say DEGENERATE?!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Even funnier, the little liar was crying how he’s never bet on Ohio State again and is now asking the simps for their advice! Lol, what a dipshit!
      
      Tariq Reed: CM is careful with his wording because he doesn't actually say he's going to bet $25k on the game. But all the dummies in the FB comment section think he is. Regardless, no betting slip will be shown unless he wins.
      
      zealanddonk: @tariq reed you know chrissy will bet $250 on each and try to pencil in two extra zeros where appropriate to make it look like a big boy bet

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    “I’m so grateful it’s only one day per year”

    Who would actually post a public comment like this about their family? Chrissy gets more retarded by the day. It’s one day - of at the most a few days per year he gets to see Stacy’s daughter as well as his own brother (his only living family member that he is in contact with). He then wants to get away and go to a “big city”?

    But why? Go to a big city and play the exact same Baccarat game they offer in a small city casino? Go to a big city and place the same bets he can place from his phone in a small city? Actually, online will be more options.

    Something may have happened that triggered little Chrissy. I’m not sure who the other woman is? I’m assuming it’s Chrissy’s brother’s (Andrew/Drew) wife/girlfriend? Maybe she wasn’t buying Chrissy’s fake gambling nonsense? Maybe she quizzed him on the definition of Expected Value... Hurrrr Duuuurp! I just don’t see the need for him to post that he is grateful it’s only once per year, it seems to be possibly directed at someone, not the Thanksgiving Holiday itself.

    Also, I wonder if Big Daddy Cash Foster was there? Hard to believe they would go to Ohio for Thanksgiving and not be with Cash Daddy and Mama Foster.

    I wonder if Stacy’s ex Husband Brian, let’s his daughter make her own decisions now as far as visiting Stacy on holidays, trips, ect. She is about that age where parents let their kids decide on that sort of thing. But with Chrissy there, that is an entire different animal (literally).

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I’m thinking Mr. Foster took the picture and that’s why Kyle has that shit eating grin and is now flashing double the cash he had just days ago! Regarding ULD, probably did lunch with Skanksgiving and Dinner with her real family!
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    And heres the review of Roulette Strategy Opposites Attract- How To Make $500 Everyday.
    Chrissy in a yellow hoody, and nonsense going 32m
    This review is "3 days after" the clip was posted.
    Subscribers 12.5k so not a big jump over time, but a jump.

    Balance is $1600 which is higher than his last close balance of roughly $1440.

    Unsurprisingly, this is the opposite of follow the winner.
    As mentioned, there are two possible strategies and Chrissy is showing us one of them.

    He opens with a $10 bet to prove he can win $500 a day.
    LOL first spin ends up Green 0

    Despite wanking on about how important mitchellgales are, he just martys this bet to $20.
    He decides to sit out a few spins because he needs to stretch this shit out.

    4th spin is also green zero.

    8m39s Chrissy starts rambling that if you are betting Spinny or Baccky that it is extremely rare to see a streak of 10, 15 or 20.
    Thats defintiely true for chrissy's followers who usually blow their rolls out by the 9th loss (shoutout to Zachy Zach the redheaded stepchild in this mess)

    9m13s probable lie detected claims at least a thousand hours of playing Spinny, and thousands of shoes of Baccky, and cant recall more than once or twice a streak in other going over 10.
    I'm fairly sure he has commented on the wild runs that he has seen.
    Pretty sure he also cries, throws a toddler tanty, "locks in his profit" and runs away when he loses 6+ in a row.

    Claims he has seen 18 banker, 22 player, and 17 blacks in a row which suggests his other estimates of "1 or 2" 10+ is unlikely to say the least.

    11m15s Chrissy now asks people to comment below if they have ever played opposites.

    11m35s In a rare move chrissy claims he did not come up with this strategy but rather named it because its like couples in real life.

    12m55s And Chrissy starts rambling about Elite Chums Club:
    "I answer their questions, I give them motivation, I tell them whats going on in my life"
    There, thats the true value of the club: Gvien how much rubbish he already posts, what else does he talk about?

    13m31s chrissy states the dealer is cursed because yet another green 0 comes out
    Will he rebuke Satan?

    13m 40s Chrissy keeps rambling about the Chums club and repeats the story about one gentleman winning $4k in the week, and dragging the guy into help with the coaching.
    Claims the guy made the $4k over 10 hours.

    16m20s chrissy claims his bankroll will be at $2k by the end of the night, but possibly not the end of the video and for some insane reason he's betting the whole $2k on a sports bet
    Given the video is dated 21/11 american time, and I dont recall us hearing anything else about winning sports bets safe to say it lost.
    Given the timing of his "I love Fifa" post and its removal, safe to say he probably bet on soccer.

    Claims the Chums club members will know because he posts all his bets there.
    17m40s Chrissy claims if you join the chums club he can teach you to make a minimum of $3000 a month
    Not sure if that counts as puffery or would get him in trouble.
    By the same token his rules for that are probably "hurr hurr you need a $50k bankroll and start with $1 minimums, if you dont play enough hours in a month you wont win $3k, hurr hurr.

    Claims his January event will teach you how to make $10k to $25k per day from B&M casinos.
    Given we havent seen much evidence he can do that, it'll be interesting to see how that all works out for him.

    20m14s Claims he wins every single day, that we can see him winning every single day.
    Yeah no, because earlier he also claimed how much travelling he is doing.

    20m35s chrissy again goes full retard
    Hurr hurr if you loved your family you wouldnt leave them for 10 hours a day to go to work.
    Most of his real life casino videos have been him going to casinos for at least 10 hours a day, and the only reason his family is there is because he gets itchy balls at 4am and forces them to go with him on idiotic trips.

    21m claims he has so many winning strategies and he can use any of them to make money.
    There's two strategies, three if you include scamming.

    22m40s Chrissy drops an F bomb by telling us hes a fucking millionaire and then does his cocksucking laugh he normally does when he is lying

    23m45s starts a minor ramble about people with college degrees.

    26m Chrissy repeats his claim he does not want people sending him their results.
    Methinks he's had some bad days of gambling already at this point and is jealous.

    27m claims he has provided millions of dollars of value.

    28m chrissy wins a $10 bet so gives us a hollar at ya boi
    Seriously?

    Nonsense finishes with a typical ramble about join his club, go meet him in january, blah blah blah.
    He did finish $115 up, did he grind the other $300 to get to m$2k or not, did his sports bet win?
    We'll probably never know since he almost never provides documentation.

    So, there are a couple of small gems in this idiocy but not enough without further evidence/results.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: :)
      
      Tariq Reed: He's a multi-millionaire if you include the "millions of dollars of value" that he's provided to the gambling community. If he paid taxes, he might even try to take that as a tax deduction.
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