Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Over the past 6 months, Casinos have been giving out Free Bahamas Cruise certificates like Condoms at a planned parenthood clinic! I would not be surprised at all if he took the certificate and upgraded to a suite(only costs $300) and will act like he’s some big shot that owns a yacht.

I actually have two Cruise certs myself and will likely book one for this year. Don’t get me wrong, cruise ships are very nice these days and with The Casinos herding people on these boats like cattle, it would be no surprise if the Bitchells cashed in their offer!

Maybe I’ll call my host and book my for next week? Just in case the Minute Man Midget is taking the Bahamas Cruise offered by RW Vegas!

Rivers, I Believe you don't need a Passport to Board the ship at any Port within the USA and as long as they don't take any excursions in the Bahamas, they wouldn't need One. But I'm not 100% on that and things may have changed in the last 3 years.

I know when I went on my free cruise last year, we had to take daily COVID swab tests and temperature checks. But my cruise was in Europe, so it may be different in U.S. territories.

A dude over on Wizard of Odds told how he caught COVID whilst on a cruise and they quarantined him in a lower deck room for 7 days! Talk about a shitty trip!

[Tariq Reed]

"He announced that in one week they would be flying to an amazing, luxurious, peaceful, getaway vacation.

He proclaimed that he is not going to be doing any gambling whatsoever and there are no casinos around.

They will be laying out at an exotic tropical location at the beach.

He asked Stacy if she is looking forward to this trip and told her, "don't say where it is"."

If its such a wonderful place, that haters cant get to easily, why would it matter if she said?

As with just about everything Chrissy does, his idiocy comes out sooner or later, so why not brag now, its not like he hasnt bragged before.

I doubt its somewhere that needs a passport, since they'd need to get one for Bubs, and thats a lot of effort for a prop.

Given how often he gets itchy balls, its also highly unlikely he'd actually go somewhere without casinos.

As I think BWB or someone mentioned earlier in the week, he seems to be heading to Florida, so that meets all the requirements.

Since we're trying to figure out CM's next secret vacation location next week, my guess is that he's going to Miami to attend his fellow scammer and friend Lucas Longmire's "Escape the Matrix" event.



Event is Thursday May 18 through Saturday May 20.

https://www.luclongmire.com/EVENT2023

The next mystery to solve is whether he bought the $197 ticket, the $497 ticket or the $3,000 ticket...

[zealanddonk]

If they were travelling overseas I assumed by plane, since Cruise ships have gambling on them (hurr hurr, I said no gambling when we got there, not on the way there, hurr hurr).

It seems Bubs only needs his birth certificate to prove citizenship for a boat ride.

[Pickleball]

Leave it to the PFA crew for ridiculing Chrissy for not showing any pictures of him winning in the numerous casinos that he claimed he gambled at.

He had to include a sentence about his sports bets after PFA called him out for not mentioning sports betting or showing any winning tickets.

He reads this thread each and everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays. lol




The two pictures that he posted on FB documented nothing other than Bubs in his PJs.

There are the usual fake $100.00 bills and a picture of him smiling in the lobby outside of the Encore Casino in

Boston. He places an old $100.00 bill at the top of the stack to conceal all of the fake bills.

That is the only casino that he posted on his gaycation.

He must have lost a mint to not show any other casinos, hotel suites, or 5 star restaurants while he was touring the east coast.

He is so easy to read.

His tell is worse that a weekend drunken fish at the poker tables in Las Vegas.

[Phantom Limb]

Dipshit is now doing market research among his retarded followers on FB trying to see if he should rent a billboard.

You cannot. Make. This. Stuff. UP

LOL

[TheRivers]

yep….he went there….now he’s trying to sell himself as a slots expert.

[Tariq Reed]

Dipshit is now doing market research among his retarded followers on FB trying to see if he should rent a billboard.

You cannot. Make. This. Stuff. UP

LOL

He's getting some mild negativity from the same guy who a couple weeks ago told him to give out a daily free pick.

Seems that Jordan Bergsrud wants proof that CM is actually the Goat.

And his good buddy Stew Segura called him lazy.

In CM land, those comments qualify as haters.

[BedWetterBettor]

He should post this Billboard in the Castro District in San Francisco!



And speaking of “Off”, was just looking at the photo Pickleball posted from Chrissy earlier today. A closeup of the bills under the single old C-note shows something off.



The bills right next to NVB’s hand have folds on the corner? Now why would an OCD midget like Kyle let that stand? Doesn’t this moron Iron his money!??!?

Almost as if he is using those as book marks to separate Real money from Fake money! Look at how much brighter those bills under the bent corner Bills looks! Perhaps he’s hiding the serial numbers with his pudgy hands and using the bent corner bills to hide the color difference?

[Forum Wars]

Dipshit is now doing market research among his retarded followers on FB trying to see if he should rent a billboard.

You cannot. Make. This. Stuff. UP

LOL

[zealanddonk]

If I saw Chrissy's billboard, I'd go to youtube and rumble to watch his top quality information packed videos, and testimonials of winning chums he tutored with his winning ways.

[1dollarboxcar]

another day of complete lies and fake money....

[Pickleball]

Has anyone been in touch with any of the former or current inner circle members?

It would be interesting to know if Chrissy has any members left or if he is starting over

with his D Lucky scam included?

I haven't seen any posts by infuri8 in quite a while.

[Phantom Limb]

Uncomfortable questions being lobbed by the chums at their hero. The wheels will fall off soon.

[zealanddonk]

One good comment on the billboard nonsense was someone pointing out he needs to drop the slots gimmick from it because no gamblers want slots advice.

[Pickleball]

We all know that Chrissy would rather wear a pair of bright red or blue or green shorts than a designer suit or even a pair of Levis.

I found the perfect casino suit for The Bloat.

Belks is selling these and they are called Suitmeister SUMMER Men's Casino Icons Fun Suit.

I hope he sees this and buys one. The perfect clown attire for Chrissy.

[BedWetterBettor]

Has anyone been in touch with any of the former or current inner circle members?

It would be interesting to know if Chrissy has any members left or if he is starting over

with his D Lucky scam included?

I haven't seen any posts by infuri8 in quite a while.

I tried reaching out to a few. Some don’t respond and others get angry and go quiet once you mention Chrissy and the loss on YT. Here’s my interaction with JC Barber now going as JC Fit.







Just some notes.

1) He literally responded to the burner phone in like 20 seconds! I guess he’s not so busy getting people into shape? Cuz all busy, successful people jump to respond faster than Minute Man Kyle can blow his big load!

2) The moment I mentioned I’ll get back to him, he went off into an angry tirade about accountability and excuses! Doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s mad or impatient with a potential new “client”

3) Once I pull the reveal, he goes into weird MLM style affirmation rants about Typical Behavior. It does t even seem like he’s saying it towards me! He just goes off into the weeds and rants & raves about nonsense, like he’s saying it to himself or his imaginary friend Jackie Mast!

[Tariq Reed]

I tried reaching out to a few. Some don’t respond and others get angry and go quiet once you mention Chrissy and the loss on YT. Here’s my interaction with JC Barber now going as JC Fit.

Even weirder is that JC Fit is giving positive comments on CM's Instagram just a few days ago (a post where CM said he was unstoppable because he was taking $25K into a casino).

Why would he be giving CM positive comments after the Tampa fiasco?

Anyway, Sparky.Box follows up with a funny negative comment that apparently CM can't delete.

[Pickleball]

Is anyone familiar with the You Tube Channel Fun Falls?

This channel has 54.4K subscribers and only 7 videos.

What's up with that?

Anyway the last video made eleven days ago is titled, Christopher Mitchell bets it all on the Bruins.

We have seen the footage but it is still funny and salt in the wound for The Bloat.

[zealanddonk]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Chrissy manages to fuck things up yet again.

Claims he rinsed off $5k on sports betting but thats ok because hes off to play Spinny and Baaacky (which he previously said he had given up).

Minor problem, what about those poor chums who get all of his winning sports tips as part of chum club membership?

Other problem, Chrissy is back to moaning because the results are completely out of his control.
Isnt that also the case with Spinny or Baccky?

What he can control is how many donk bets he places, and how many lies he tells (well, maybe he cant control that).

[1dollarboxcar]

have some fun with Bird Brain in the comments with one of your YT burner accounts.... it was too easy... lol