jayjami is right, we need to hammer Krissy on instagram, no phone number required, just need a burner email account so they can send a verification code.... jayjami's comment is unfortunately already deleted, need to get the faggot queer probably between 1-3 am his time , which is in the central time zone usa or CST... get the skank stacy too...
Look out Chrissy, there’s a new Goat!
More like Dope! Bird Brain stammers and stutters almost as much as KD trying to get through his non-sensical FB video post!
He tries to explain that he was “grinding” through the shoe, which consists of him winning one hand, betting the same side and losing. Then he switched sides, only to Lose again! He admits he had to re-buy in after losing his first $500 buy-in and was down over $600 at one point. So he decides to “fire off a bullet” by betting $600 and getting the win! What a great strategy folks! Keep guessing and then when you’re down, put 50 % of your remaining bankroll at stake and hope to get lucky!
No wonder these disciples are ALL millionaires… oh wait!
So after stuttering and getting out of breath telling us this amazing comeback story, he ends up a whopping $50 after over an hour of playing every hand! Hahahahahaha, good to see that $7000 he gave Chrissy is paying off so well…
He’s such an amateur he writes out the letters B and P in different colored ink to note Banker and Player wins…
Not that writing down results has any probative value, but any decent and experienced Baccarat player KNOWS that a red slash denotes a Banker win and a Blue slash denotes A Player win. There’s no need to Write the Letter since the colors differentiate the sides. And a simple ‘t’ signifies a Tie hand!
But like his hero Kyle putting unnecessary apostrophes everywhere, Bird Boy doesn’t have the intelligence to realize it! He’s also been sending Double Jackpot his results and DJ owned him by saying “Showing chips and money proves nothing, I could take 500k out of my safe, lay it on a card table and say I just won this money! And you’d never know the difference, show me a win/loss statement and then we’ll talk!”
Of course Bird Brain doesn’t respond after that like the buffoon he is, still pining after Kyle Prescott all these years! Lol!!
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Is this the same Chris Bird that pretended that he was going to betting $100K per hand on baccarat? LOL.
That’s right folks…get it while it’s on sale. You too can dress like the goat.
Honestly I can’t see why any individual with any kind of fashion sense would spend this kind of money on such ugly clothing.
Update - Still no Stacy or Champers sightings.
If they are still at Chicago One, what happened to Chrissy today?
What happended to the Mitchell's daily Lakeshore Drive walk?
Theory # 1 -
After relaxing in the sports book with a drink in his hand,
he consumed that drink and had a second one.
Once he became fairly tanked, he decided to play some roulette or bacarrat using the rent money.
He lost as usual and hasn't figured out what to tell Stacy or his handful of viewers.
He scratched his head and sulked his way back to the One Chicago Building, after having his wedge salad.
Theory # 2 -
All of the above, with the exception of returning to his abode.
He drove to Ohio in hopes of convincing Stacy to give him on more chance.
Theory # 3 -
He met a guy in the casino and frolicked the night away.
Adding Theory # 4 -
Update - Still no Stacy or Champers sightings.
If they are still at Chicago One, what happened to Chrissy today?
What happended to the Mitchell's daily Lakeshore Drive walk?
Theory # 1 -
After relaxing in the sports book with a drink in his hand,
he consumed that drink and had a second one.
Once he became fairly tanked, he decided to play some roulette or bacarrat using the rent money.
He lost as usual and hasn't figured out what to tell Stacy or his handful of viewers.
He scratched his head and sulked his way back to the One Chicago Building, after having his wedge salad.
Theory # 2 -
All of the above, with the exception of returning to his abode.
He drove to Ohio in hopes of convincing Stacy to give him on more chance.
Theory # 3 -
He met a guy in the casino and frolicked the night away.
Tomorrow he will post on FB and announce that he is taking a break from social media. His back is killing him,
he cannot sleep, and the stress of sports betting is wearing him out.
I can hear him now. "I Christopher Mitchell, do solemly swear that I will never bet on sports again".
By next Wedneday, once again, he will be selling his casino games only by signing up
for his inner circle jerk off party.
Even though I added theory # 4, I am leaning towards theory # 2 with 50 to 1 odds.
I smell another attempt by Stacy to grab Champers by the seat of his pajamas and wheel him off
in his baby buggy to the nearest Greyhound Bus Station.
If we see a Lakeshore Reel tomorrow with The Bloat claiming that his close knit family is right behind him,
but doesn't show either one of them, then I want my 50-1 payout from the Rivers Casino and a wedge salad.
Strike the wedge salad as I hate Roquefort and Blue Cheese dressings.
I wonder how much money the BLOAT is still making from affiliate payments without his YouTube
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Ahh the old soap box diatribe from the Midget Moron Masturbator!
No winning tickets or proving any of that 40K bet was legit or successful? Just a long whiny rant from the moron midget… again!
Why don’t we ask the current 3 remaining chums how much value they’re getting for their one-time , recurring ever changing monthly fee with no-monthly ‘test fees’? Are they enjoying this months Master Mind event??? How did it go? Better question WHERE did it go??
Update - Still no Stacy or Champers sightings.
If they are still at Chicago One, what happened to Chrissy today?
What happended to the Mitchell's daily Lakeshore Drive walk?
Theory # 1 -
After relaxing in the sports book with a drink in his hand,
he consumed that drink and had a second one.
Once he became fairly tanked, he decided to play some roulette or bacarrat using the rent money.
He lost as usual and hasn't figured out what to tell Stacy or his handful of viewers.
He scratched his head and sulked his way back to the One Chicago Building, after having his wedge salad.
Theory # 2 -
All of the above, with the exception of returning to his abode.
He drove to Ohio in hopes of convincing Stacy to give him on more chance.
Theory # 3 -
He met a guy in the casino and frolicked the night away.
I don't think its that uncommon for Chrissy to go a few or so days without posting any new videos or photos of Stacy and bubs so I'm still a little reserved whether she may have left him again. Maybe Stacy is just not wanting to play happy families for now and as long as no one keeps asking him where his wife and kid is he won't make them go for a walk or god forbid, take them out to dinner! However, there has been no mention of them in any posts and with Chrissy's last post about calling people greedy, etc is seemingly starting to border on desperation again to try and get people to join his "coaching club." With no actual proof he's been winning it could be possible that she has left again like she did last time when the money was dry. Will wait and see the next few days if he is reeking more of desperation and looks like a completely broken person like last time it happened.
Pickleball: For a brief moment, I thought that he spliced that view of Stacy and Bubs into his reel. It was so quick that it made me suspicious. He actually posted three times this morning. 1. What was your favorite childhood memory? 2. Recruiting 3. The Reel
Yup, he could have easily added that part in with Stacy and bubs from another video. Also good call that he would a daily walk video to "prove" that they are with him, but funny enough there were no shots in that video of the 3 of them together nor was there any interaction. This could just be a step up from last time where he pretended they were with him on their walk but there were no shots of them. Suspicious indeed - I am not convinced at all by this video. Am still a little reserved about whether she has left just waiting to see what he posts over the next few or so days.
And Chrissy with an earlier fail post: asking people to share their favourite childhood memory [low engagement].
I would have thought it was Chrissy telling his mother he'd be a millionaire and take care of her or
Chrissy's mother taking the neighbour kids to church for easter to learn God's love [or whatever nonsense Chrissy was spinning]
No. Chrissy's favourite memory was playing baseball because it started a long enjoyable tradition of him taking balls to the face.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
need to get in his instagram comments ... along with the skank stacy...
Does Stacy or Bubs aka Champers look like they
we’re happy this morning? Stacy looks like she has lost 10 pounds.
That could be true, since Chrissy hasn’t taken them for a comped casino meal in several weeks.
Bubs looks very angry and who could blame him? After all, he is being
pushed in his baby stroller with his legs covered in a baby blanket.
A few good morning Chrissy surprises found on Luc Longmire’s FB page.
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New video from Potato Head Chrissy counting his fake bucks
Shout-outs to nvb aaaaaaaaand SSS
#free bubs
I’m sensing he took a bath on the Cubs over the weekend. Heavy favorites in all three games and they got swept.
Another brilliant tactic by The Bloat. Calling potential clients “ cheapskates”.
He wrote about the Bruins choking game 7 and that he saw people
with sadness, depression and suicide in their eyes.
He must have been looking in the mirror and saw his reflection.
Wow what an amazing pick on the part of the Bloat. Lol
Caution as the Miami Heat have been resilient throughout the playoffs.
Laying almost 3 for 1 is a bad bet, win or lose.
Well, he admitted he is betting Money line, showing he's either no longer buying picks or is too scared to bet the spread.Tariq Reed: So I guess I'm rooting for the Heat tonight. But if the Celtics win but don't cover the spread, CM will claim that he only bet the moneyline. But only the $750 chums get the "real inside scoop", so pay up you goddamn cheapskates!!
Speaking of No Longer doing things, it appears our dear boy Zachy the Lackey has deleted his ZeroToMillionLife Instagram account. Guess that Million Dollars in 3 years plan was a dud like the ZeroToMillion in the Casino following the midget masturbator?
Does this kid stick to anything, well other than the dirty magazine pages whilst he battles his porn addiction?
He can always join all these ‘millionaires’ from Kyle’s Cum Bum Krew, btw how are those Monthly MM meetings going? So far he’s hosted 1 in 3 months, great value from the Bloat!
There’s Hoa Le with BDubs, Branko, Pene and Eriku Caldwell! Lol, this guys FB page is hilarious!
https://m.facebook.com/Totetoysbeforechirstmas
Can anyone confirm if his ZeroToMillionLife IG account has been deleted or am I possibly blocked on my burner account?
Kinda funny that old uncle Zachy seems to have stopped the Life insurance hustle shortly after connecting with ex-con Travis Ala and some new fake religious guru named Brad Linder?
He’s back at Wrigley today for only the 4th time this season (season ticket holder. Ha ha ha) and sitting once again where all the rich people sit…way out in center field in the bleechers. Bragging about having front row seats. Yeah that’s goat life baby!!
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