And the Selfish Post Count Begins!!!
I I I .... MY MY MY!!! Doesn't he even refer to Stacy by Name!!!
Happy Birthday STACY!
May Mr. Horney pleasure you in one of those Sleazy, Cheap Motels Chrissy hides you in during those World Series and Playoff Games he can't afford to take you to!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 11-22-2024 at 10:40 AM.
Its more sad than funny that NVB is Chrissy's best friend in the whole world, except Stace gets that priviledge on her birthday.
I'm sure Drew has a shot if he's willing to gay it up and gamble with Chrissy as per that previous post about them one day being greater than the Paul Brothers.
I assume Chrissy and Drew will be the Pull Brothers.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Uh oh, Sad News Folks!
Old Bob Hesley has been overtaken by some Cambodian Refugee Biker Gang and they've swapped his old photos for ones of their kids posing with Scooters for some Sally Struthers ads!
From what I can surmise, all the Dupe accounts are Fake ones run by Scammers(No, Not Chrissy... arrrrriiiight???).
And the actual Bob Hesley account has been hacked, deleted or blocked from FB for suspicious activity.
Speaking of Suspicious, one of the OTHER Bob Hesley Social Media accounts yielded something peculiar! I won't link the IG site but if you search Bob Hesley in IG or FB, you may come across this anomaly!
What are the odds that an account with Bob Hesley's name would have THIS be the name of a new born baby, hahaha! Or did Blowjob Bob find a NEW Boy toy in the Mitchell's's's family and no longer pines for little Kyle???
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 11-22-2024 at 01:33 PM.
That baby picture is from 2017 -- long before Chrissy came onto the gambling scene.
However, I believe we determined that Bob Hesley knew Chrissy from the MLM scene, right? So yes, it's very possible that Bob saw the name "Andrew Mitchell" through Chrissy's Facebook, and told his kid that this would be a good name for his grandkid.
Still bizarre.
no 5 star restaurant or maybe even a concert after the 5 star meal for the Fake Millionaire Mitchells for the Skank's birthday weekend, no expensive jewelry like a nice necklace and matching earrings or maybe a new wedding band that has real diamonds in it and isn't made out of cheap silver, no big weekend getaway at a 5 star hotel like in the Bahamas or even Hawaii...instead she got an old recycled pic from years ago and then she was stuck in the bedroom holding her hand over the Ooker's mouth while Krissy filmed another gambling video... well cause this is what all multi-millionaires do after making over $100k per month over the past 5 years...
new gambling video...
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...1058804252640/
Over two years ago, I sent Chrissy a FB Messenger inquiry about attending his next master mind event. As I remember, he replied within 5 minutes of me sending him my message.
Check it out. As we all know, he is the epitome of a Scammer.
Christopher Mitchell
10/1/22, 12:29 AM
Christopher
Christopher Mitchell
My next private Mastermind Event is in January 2023. The cost to attend is $5,000 per person. If you want to attend, you need to hurry and pay and register because it's almost sold out. Send a wire transfer.
Chase Bank
Lavish Life Inc
Christopher Mitchell
Account#: 606393079
Routing#: 021000021
Frisco, Texas
Scammers love wire transfers as it is nearly impossible for the rube to get their money back.
Lavish Life - WTF???
Chrissy makes $300 in 5 minutes on a pre-recorded video while Losing $1000 in 3 minutes on Live Streams, that’s Negative 16,400 an hour folks!!!
What would YOU do with that kind of additional debt???
Go back to Selling Life Insurance Like Zach?
Live in the Jungles of Indonesia like Brandon?
Hide in Trees like Milion Melkonen?
Go off the Grid and live in a broke down RV like Meth Head Mike Miltimore?
Or vanish off the face of the earth out of shame and humiliation like Depressed Dave Pruett???
Just follow the Bloat to ruin like these infamous Chums did and find out folks!!!
Chrissy sporting another cheap red t shirt, much like another infamous video he did not long ago!
If Chrissy is so confident that he can make $100 a minute, why not Live Stream again and get back that $1000 he lost in 3 minutes last year??? Oh yea he’s a broke, fat, fraud with no money and has to play with fake affiliate money!!!
#Broke Life Baby!
New post from Chrissy (that he likely stole) giving marriage advice.
No mention of providing security by buying a house or even a car though.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Yup, sorry got busy watching football on my paid vacation staycation for Thanksgiving! Just one of those perks from my J.O.B! lol!
Here’s my write up, enjoy folks and go Bucs!!!
Talk is Cheap Folks! And Chrissy is too Cheap to Buy Stacy a Car or Jewelry, much less get his Rolex out of the Pawn Shop despite making OVER 100k a month for 5 years folks!!!
But Documentation Beats Lying Midget's Conversation, every day of the week folks!
The Billy Goat Curse Lives on and has now infected not one, but TWO NFL teams!!!
Ever since Chrissy wore the cheap hoodies and attended these two games, both the Raiders and 49ers have gone on outrageous Losing streaks. Both these streaks started EXACTLY after the Biggest Loser of All Time attended their home games and rooted for them.
And if that isn't enough evidence of what a Jinx Squirstopher Mitchell is, imagine this. The New York Yankess have the MOST World Championships in ALL of Pro Sports.
But since Chrissy the Billy Goat visited Yankees stadium, they LOST the World Series, at Home annnnnnnnnnnnd have not WON A SINGLE GAME in 2 months!!! Let that sink in!!!
So, I've figured it out:
Big betting syndicates offered Chrissy some money to dress as a homosexual and bring bad luck to a range of teams.
Chrissy looked at his wardrobe and figured this will be the easiest money he ever makes, and so far, seems to be working out for him.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
@Pickleball: Chrissy felt the need to imply to his 20 followers that he has SEX with Stacy a LOT. Personally I think that is booshit. He is trying to defend himself against the cruel Kyle jokes that PFA dishes out every freeking day. Bahahaha #Kyle_ Gay_ Life
As with so many of his claims and statements, he explicitly stops short of saying he does this in his own life.
Just more "good advice" that he found somewhere.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
BedWetterBettor: He just deleted his Latest "Hurr hurr Why do people Buy Bitcoin and then think they're all of a sudden EXPERTS and offer to sell advice on it!?!?" Probably realizing he did the EXACT same thing 3 years ago and the evidence of it is saved here, lol!
He might have meant it for his Chums Club, but l.o.l as you suggest if could just be someone pointing how stupid his comment was.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Perhaps or he is just Too Broke to post anything worth while. Sort of like his Latest "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME DADDY! I'm Doing Something Special and Dat Makes Meeee Special hurr durr!?!?"
Reeks of desperation since he can't even say WHERE he's going or WHO he'll be spending Skanksgiving with??? Probably another Motel 6 while he makes idiotic videos ranting about nonsense as Ookster and Turkey Neck Stace sit in the mid-week room that's Not a Suite cuz Brokestopher can't afford one!
And some classic stupidity comments from Chum Alum Dumb Dumbs like Pene and Nam Douche. Notice how Chrissy is EXTRA nice to old Nam and flat out ignores others like Pene? I'm willing to Bet it's cuz Nimrod Nam is the only idiot other than Branko paying $999 towards Chrissy's rent!!!
#RENTER LIFE BABY!!!
Apparently Peabrain Pene is in Vegas at this All You Can Eat spot, how come Chrissy the Millionaire didn't hang out and Break Bread with his former pupil???
Hmmmm Surprised that no one commented on The Bloat’s FB post regarding his trip to Columbus, Ohio.
Of course his pictures did not show him on a private jet or any first class tickets. He just created a short video of the plane taking off.
Everybody was correct when they commented that Stacy was not going to get an upscale birthday dinner or gifts. Instead Chrissy takes her to see her daddy and ULD for Thanksgiving. Maybe Chrissy will get lucky and pops in law will lend him more money.
# BrokeLife.com
Krissy and the Skank are in Columbus, Ohio to give Thanks to Mr. Foster for Thanksgiving, for all the handouts that Mr. Foster has given them like the red Tahoe that Krissy drives around that is in Mr. Foster's name, what other handouts will they receive this trip, rather than hand me ups, that they will be grateful for this Thanksgiving??? also if anyone is in Columbus at the hockey game, go say hi to Krissy in the front row probably near center ice... and please make sure to video record...
"I'd like to give thanks to Daddy Forster working a J.O.B
I'd like to give thanks to Daddy Forster giving me money because I am an idiot
I'd like to give thanks to whoever gave ULD a car to make me look like a worthless prick
I'd like to give thanks to Druff and the good folk at PFA for always pointing out my idiocy and criminality"
You'd think he'd give thanks to Stace, maybe next year.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Thanks Chrissy for paying good money for front row seats to attend the Blue Jackets game and watch your team lose. Well actually not good money as you swindled it from your stupid viewers.
I can always count on you to make me money by fading your picks bahahahaha!
Have a nice Thanksgiving and hope that your daddy-in-law lends you some more money.
#BloatLife.com
Good parenting by The Bloat. He lets Bubs stand on top of a restaurant table.Thanks Chrissy for paying good money for front row seats to attend the Blue Jackets game and watch your team lose. Well actually not good money as you swindled it from your stupid viewers.
I can always count on you to make me money by fading your picks bahahahaha!
Have a nice Thanksgiving and hope that your daddy-in-law lends you some more money.
#BloatLife.com
Chrissy is a scam of his word. He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
Member when Chrissy said he's never going to "DO Skanksgiving in Ohio again"??? Yea, neither does he???
He was probably trying to re-create this classic Ohio photo op but donated his cheap blue suit to some homeless dead broke douche bag!!!
Shoutout to Elmo!
Happy Skanksgiving Folks!!
Make sure you Dead Broke Douche Bags eat lots of Turkey like the 99% Vegan Squirtstopher does once a year!
And have a side order of Stacy's Roast Beef lips courtesy of Mr. Horney!!
And always Give Thanks to your Dad's for supporting and teaching you Right from Wrong!!!
#Praise Saint Paul
“Don’t show photos of your food” Chrissy 11/28/24
“Folks, look what I’m eating folks. This Proves I’m rich folks cuz only millionaires eat Eggs Benedict folks!?!” - Chrissy every other day
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 11-28-2024 at 11:01 AM.
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