Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Oh Lord, the little Fag is already jumpin off the Mets Bandwagon after 2 days of Saying "hurr hurr I BELIEVE the Mets can win folks... God's Honest Truth... I never did Gay porn or ANY kind of Porn!?!"




I would laugh my ass off if Dodgers start losing now that Cry Baby Chrissy is back riding their cocks, much like he did with Men named Bryan and Bob!!!

If only Chrissy had gone both ways this quickly in his porn career, he wouldnt have needed to become a scammer.

[1dollarboxcar]

you would think that a multi-millionaire who makes $100k per month over the last 5 years, would be in NY at Citi Field for the LAD vs NYM game... since he has never been there and he could scratch that off his bucket list.. since he makes that GOAT Life Cash and he can do whatever he wants and whenever he wants... they could just homeschool NVB on the plane ride there and in the hotel room and the plane ride back, on his private jet... order gourmet room service in the hotel room...ooops forget he is on a 30 day fasting diet or whatever he calls it... so no hot dogs stuffed in his mouth at the ball park...
got few dollars on NYM @ +117, just for fun and to fade Krissy since he thinks the LAD is gonna win...

[1dollarboxcar]

you would think that a multi-millionaire who makes $100k per month over the last 5 years, would be in NY at Citi Field for the LAD vs NYM game... since he has never been there and he could scratch that off his bucket list.. since he makes that GOAT Life Cash and he can do whatever he wants and whenever he wants... they could just homeschool NVB on the plane ride there and in the hotel room and the plane ride back, on his private jet... order gourmet room service in the hotel room...ooops forget he is on a 30 day fasting diet or whatever he calls it... so no hot dogs stuffed in his mouth at the ball park...
got few dollars on NYM @ +117, just for fun and to fade Krissy since he thinks the LAD is gonna win...

but instead of doing millionaire things he is gonna show how to make a hundy in 8 minutes from his rented bunker again... LMAO...

https://www.facebook.com/christopher...8295074831851/

[Jayjami]

Oh Lord, the little Fag is already jumpin off the Mets Bandwagon after 2 days of Saying "hurr hurr I BELIEVE the Mets can win folks... God's Honest Truth... I never did Gay porn or ANY kind of Porn!?!"




I would laugh my ass off if Dodgers start losing now that Cry Baby Chrissy is back riding their cocks, much like he did with Men named Bryan and Bob!!!

If it’s Dodgers/Yankees, I’m 100% taking my son, and we’ll probably be sitting with Mexicans in right field, just like Chrissy. Looking forward to meeting Stacey and NVB!

[BedWetterBettor]

CURSE of the Billy Goat continues.

Chrissy wears BOTH jerseys for the Guardians and Dodgers, BOTH Teams LOSE, LOL!!!

Folks, it's scienctifical. If a Midget who Masturbates roots for your team, then they will automatically LOSE because said Masturbating Midget is a Lifelong LOSER!!!



I'm documenting that Squirtstopher LOST 20K(even though he's Broke and can't rub 2 pennies together) cuz "Derrrpp Documentation Beats Conversation!"

[Dan Druff]

Regarding the Dodgers, the worst seats in the stadium are going for over $1000 for the World Series right now. "Front row" is even more, even in the shittiest of shitty sections.

I have my doubts that he's actually bought anything. And is he taking Stace and Bubs?


Anyway, Chrissy, stop posting that the Dodgers will win. I'm a big fan (have been since 1976), and don't want you fucking this up. Thank you.

[crudebar]

This whole thing is beyond retarded. At least waaaaaayyyy back in the day he would show some slips but now it's basically just claiming to have taken the team that won the night before....

Why I completely lost interest.

[BedWetterBettor]

The Renting Retard is getting all excited about some shirtless guy named Daymond SemenWall posting Million dollar listings in Tennessee…

Chrissy says “Hurr durr makes me wanna move there..”

To do what Kyle? Rent a 6 month bunker, hang your cheap Walmart photo frames of Vegas and make your shitty videos to remind yourself that you could have been rich but blew it all away faster than you Blow Big Loads in Bryan Ockert’s Bed???







Folks, buying real estate is for stupid idiots who pay taxes!! Be like Me and rent for Life and pay someone else’s taxes for them. Then run away to another state when your broke again like the Colt Dolt Hurr hurr!!?!?!”

[BedWetterBettor]

Look, more Conversation without Documentation from the Masturbating Midget!



Notice how Chrissy has never worn a Yankees Jersey and they made the World Series?

Coincidence??? I think not!

Here’s a Bloat sighting at an Islanders game!

TheRivers: Were you at the Isles game tonight? I was.

Nah, I just saw one of those look alike vids on FB and the Charlie Brown one got a laugh from me! Imagine Chrissy being on that in his Blue Smurf Pajama Suit? Hahaha, he’d probably drop his pants and start jerking off if a real TV camera featured him… you reaaaady???

[TheRivers]

A week ago he claimed to have a futures bet on the Indians to win the World Deries that would pay him “the most he’s ever made” in sports betting. And now he’s claiming a 10K win on the Yankees. He’s all over the place.

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: chrissy heard there were only queers and steers in Texas and figured Tennesse might be the same

Just noticed that the OP was sharing a listing in TN that has almost 100 acres of Land!

And Chrissy wants to "go there" to "buy" a home...
Remember when he said "Hurr hurr I don't wanna buy a home because of the landscaping and cleaning" that he would have to do???


Does he think 98 acres of grass and land will take care of itself??

Or does the Self-Proclaimed Pretty Boy intend to buy a lawn mower and cut it all himself???

Once again, a prime example of Chrissy opening his mouth and looking like a fool to impress some rich, older man with his shirt off!



# BROKE RENTER LIFE BABY

[zealanddonk]

zealanddonk: chrissy heard there were only queers and steers in Texas and figured Tennesse might be the same

Just noticed that the OP was sharing a listing in TN that has almost 100 acres of Land!

And Chrissy wants to "go there" to "buy" a home...
Remember when he said "Hurr hurr I don't wanna buy a home because of the landscaping and cleaning" that he would have to do???


Does he think 98 acres of grass and land will take care of itself??

Or does the Self-Proclaimed Pretty Boy intend to buy a lawn mower and cut it all himself???

Once again, a prime example of Chrissy opening his mouth and looking like a fool to impress some rich, older man with his shirt off!



# BROKE RENTER LIFE BABY

If NVB is old enough to play Hockey, hes old enough to steal a lawnmower and push it around and around and around.
The sad part is, its not like Chrissy is going to have any guests to impress with his tidy lawns.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, I told you I’m the Real Deal. Unlike Pussies who post fake conversation filled lies about non-existent wins, I show my bets Every Single Day… that they win folks!!

I made… $104 in 3 minutes folks!!! Wouldn’t it be cool if you made that? What would YOU do with an extra $104 every 3 minutes folks??? Would you buy Butt Plugs like the Colt Dolt? Would you drop your pants and pull your pud like Prescott??

NHL season is just starting and NBA IS RIGHT around the corner, it’s not too late to pay me $998 which is less than other Fake Touts who never show bet slips in over a year… let that sink in!

[BedWetterBettor]

Pickleball: Fess up, you subscribed to Chrissy's sports handicapping club? Nice win.

I will neither Confirm nor Deny that I paid a Masturbating Midget $0.99 to Pull his Pu..... I mean Pick Parlay Bets and blow a Big Load... of Cash!!! Colt Life Baby!!!

Dan Druff: has chrissy placed a prop bet in his life?

Nah, he's too dumb and too much of a pussy to bet on real sports. Hence he's not posted one of his "Hurr hurr I predicted the Dodgers would go to the World Series folks!" ::::whilst wearing a cheap dodgers jersey, holding up prop money with his fake beauty pageant smile on his fat face:::: Even though 4 months ago I said the Dodgers SUCK and bet 100K that I don't have, that they won't WIN the World Series!?!?"



I Believe the last time he placed a prop bet was during the Paul/Fury fight that he live streamed from his Chicago "Dream" Rental home over a year ago. I remember he and Stacy were whining that the fight was "rigged" and he allegedly bet $7000 on under 7 rounds.

#DOLT LIFE BABY

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Chrissy with more LIES of spending. And of course, he's not doing this to IMPRESS YOU... but to Impress his Itchy Balls ON YOU!!!






So IF he spent 24K(Complete Lie) on all this travel and amenities(which would have Paid Receipts proving all this, but alas nothing from the Squirter!), where is he gonna get the 100K to pay off his Claim back in June??? That's a lot of Big Loads for Squirtstopher to Squeeze out... You Reaaddddy hahhhhhh?!?!??

Maybe he and NVB can go back to Squatting in a ditch by a garbage can fire like they did at their Rented home in Frisco and go collect Food Stamps and a Welfare Check despite being Millionaires ala Ol Dirty Bastard???




"Hurr hurr folks, why wouldn't you want FREE money??? FREE is Bad and there's nobody cheaper and worse than Chrissy!!!

Just to prove he's lying, Not that there was even a doubt, about how much flights cost from Las Vegas to New York (Laguardia)...

The Screen Shot below shows a Spirit Airline flight costs... Anywhere from $139 to $344 - $459 Each way... Not Quite the $1785 that Squirtstopher is trying to pass off. Even if Stacy and NVB were going that's UNDER $1500 for all 3 each way and you KNOW his cheap ass is taking the cheapest flight possible!

TheRivers: Funniest cost is the NYC hotel. Right now you can’t get a standard room in NYC at most hotels for less than $700 per night…and he’s claiming to have a luxury suite for a total of $4800 across four nights. Good luck with thar.

Dumb shit doesn't even realize he could literally stay at a hotel or Air BnB across the river in Jersey City or another city in Hudson county for half the cost and simply take the Ferry or Train to the stadium for less than $50 a day.

I'm sure he won't post any pics from his Flea Bag , Crack Head Hotel he stays in the Bronx or Harlem though, so it really is all Conversation without Documentation from the Masturbating Midget! # BLOAT LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Why is Chrissy bragging about "Claiming expenses hurr hurr" when he used to tell us you didnt have to pay taxes for gambling online?

Also, I'm not an expert on American Tax laws, but how is buying a novelty cockring considered either a souvenir or a valid deduction for a "professional gambler"?

[BedWetterBettor]

For a Gay Man, Chrissy has pretty shitty taste in wardrobe with these UGLY Black Yankee and Dodger Jerseys.

Even a novice "fan" would go with the Classic Pinstripes or Dodger Blue Vintage Jerseys.

But Fatboy Fag Chrissy is probably going with the black ones to hide his bloated stomach and bitch tits

#Bloated Life Baby!



SHOUT OUT TO ELMO!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty back at it clowning CM... the T-shirt Krusty is wearingis too funny...

[BedWetterBettor]

Derrrrp , Anybody who smokes is a Freakin Stupid Idiot - Chrissy 2024


Chrissy 12 Years ago... with Black Teef from Smoking Cigs, Meth and Cocks daily!!!





Chrissy defends Mr. Leaton's objection by stating people make STUPID choices...

Like say, Doing Gay Porn on Camera for 10 Years???

Or betting Banker 9 times in a Row on a 10 Player Win Streak in Biloxi???

[Dan Druff]

I am looking forward to seeing what bullshit he tries to pass off as "documentation" that he's attending all 5 World Series games in the front row.

And no, it's not tax deductible to spend big money on attending sporting events just because you call yourself a "professional gambler". The only way this could be justified would be if you could show how the expenditures on the games are justified by the size of your bet. But you can't write off a $2500 ticket by placing a $300 bet, and saying you're there for research.

However, we all know Chrissy isn't a winning sportsbettor, so there is no gambling income to write off!

He actually might be able to write off the World Series tickets/trip by claiming it's an expense necessary to cultivate his high roller image as a (scam) gambling influencer. So yes, it could probably be justified against his income which is now mostly derived from getting suckers to sign up to Betonline and lose. But then there's the whole scam angle to what he's doing, to where he could separately be criminally charged for wire fraud and other financial crimes.