Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Yet more evidence that BWB's ability to determine Chrissy's sports pix outcomes without even seeing the betting slips.

Roughly 1 hour ago

On Chrissy's FB: "What's this life for?"

Chrissy even replies to his own post "Great question....lets see if anyone answers"

That feels a tad disassociative, as if he meant to use someone else's account to post his followup statement.
OR hes balls deep in a losing run and is depressed.


Popular answers so far have been related to spreading Christianity so Chrissy is very likely to restart his "I'm a vegan Christian totally heterosexual, heres me swearing on a bible that I'm totally heterosexual, Christian" gimmick.

Also:I deserve partial credit for my prediction:
Last week I said because Chrissy will be getting his BOL money, we'll probably see a sushi picture: I just didnt expect it to the Stace picture he shared.

[BedWetterBettor]

Keep the Daddy photos coming.

Must infuriate Chrissy to see Daddy have a loving relationship with his brother Andrew, while he is on the outs.

Chrissy, you always talk shit about what an awful person Daddy was. Do you ever stop and think what type of person you are? Do you think being a career scammer is a righteous path in life? Are you better than Daddy? Does he scam anyone, or is it just his fucked up son doing that to innocent people?

Funny how there's not 885-page forum threads and countless YouTube videos about your dad.

Well if you insist...lol!

Here we have Pretty boy Paul in a sweet looking Members Only Jacket!

He must have been the Last Member!!



Also check out those trailer park-esque shower curtains and Hair care products in his bathroom. Two things his Dead broke, douchebag sons will never need or be able to afford at their current pace! Hahahahaha!

Chrissy is just ONE Marty bet away from looking like he did on NYE!



But I guess it's still better than looking like a balding, pudgy loser spreading his cheeks for Corbin Fisher, hahahahahahaha!



#COLT LIFE BABY!

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, Breaking News... Chris Bird Brain is NO LONGER an Elite Gambler!!!


Don't know how I missed this one, he must've kept it secret until recently!!

Hurr hurr, If you can't Beat Em... Join em!



Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, looks like old Bird Brain found this out the Hard Way!



How Long until HE is doing Trucker Videos with Kyle Prescott and dudes similar to the one below???



Anyone in the Biloxi area, feel free to drop by Boomtown Casino as that is most likely where Bird Shit for Brains is working now! Guess that whole Hitting Singles and making a living gambling online didn't work out for the dullard?

https://www.boomtownbiloxi.com/


And remember folks, he's a SMART Pit Host! Just tell him to give you $5000 to learn the Mindset to work 8 hour shifts on his feet all day and then drive a truck for 14 hours a day and see how smart he really is!



Maybe Bird Box can re-join Chrissy's Inner Circle jerk? Oh wait, Little Kyle is too Broke and Too Much of a Pussy to show any results DOCUMENTING that he is a LOSER and all 3 muppets that follow him are LOSERS TOO!

Here's DOCUMENTATION PROVING this FACT!

[zealanddonk]

Any normal person: Chris Bird working at a casino because he enjoys spending time there and needed a j.o.b

Chrissy's very addled low iq mind: "hurr hurr I sent one of my loyalest chums deep undercover to get proof that all casino's's's's cheat, hurr hurr"

[BedWetterBettor]

Yooooou Tuuuuuuuuuuu Yooooooooooooouuuuuu Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Look who got their keyboard out of pawn and left the Tree of Life after having an unplanned Baby!!!




So the success stories continue! Million joins the ranks of such Motivational Stories as...

1) Bird Brain - Went from Dead broke Truck Driver to Dead Broke Dealer in Biloxi!
2) Brown Nose Brandon - Picking Locks to Selling Drones back to Picking Locks and creeping out women in a mismatched suit!
3) Zachy Boy - Real Estate to Insurance to Making a Million in 30 days at the Casino back to Insurance to hiding for a year under his wife's skirt and likely taking money from his semi-successful Daddy Kinty Jones!
4) Dipshit Dave Pruett - Cyber Security Expert making 150k+ per year to Divorced and paying alimony + child support with whatever Chrissy didn't scam from him and -50,000 lifetime from paying & following the Bloat
5) Jeff Reed - Dead Broke Truck Driver to making "40K a month" to Losing 63K a month to Dead broke truck driver with a Drinking problem and looking like a 60 year old train wreck when he just turned 47!~

[Dan Druff]

I remember Bird Brain sent me a DM on Twitter, and I then tried to reason with him regarding Chrissy,

It was one of the most infuriating conversations ever. The guy just wasn't getting it, no matter what I said.

Here's a guy who is within a year of my age, and he was still acting like he just fell off the turnip truck. Awful. Part of me actually felt sorry for him by the end.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, in case you're wondering what our Bird Brained Buddy will be making at this Super Duper High Rolling J.O.B as a "Smart Pit Host"

Here's the ad posted on LinkedIn

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/b...xi-3907799458/







Bird Boy will be a making a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING... $5 an Hour! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




FROM ELITE GAMBLER

TO

CASINOTAINER...LOL!

BIRD LIFE BABY!!!

[zealanddonk]

@Tariq Reed: What you fail to understand is that in a short 20 hours of work, Bird Brain will have amassed a bankroll of $100 and armed with the Millionaire Blueprint, he's only 12 months away from achieving millionaire status.



Bahahahaha.
You forgot the cost of Chrissy's colouring in book though.

[BedWetterBettor]

If Chrissy would stop Scamming for his lifelong rent payments and Masturbating for Money over half his life, he wouldn’t be so pathetic!?!







Hmmmmm , is there trouble in Roided out, Bald Midget Land???

Did Drew ask his big bro for a Hand Up and Chrissy instead offered a Hand job?




Over 2 weeks since that supposed 35k bet that he clearly lost! Too bad he’s such a pussy he’ll never show any sports bets or win/loss statements!

#Bloat Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

Lets see, the self proclaimed world's greatest sports bettor is supposedly refusing to gamble on the largest sporting event currently in the world because:

A) he's already placed some big boy bets on sports he has no idea about and lost*
B ) he wishes he had the money to place big boy bets on sports he has no idea about but is already broke from losing on other sports he had no idea about
C ) He wishs things were like the good old days when the olympics were male only, and performed in the nude


As someone on Reddit pointed out, the Olympics are far older than Christianity, as is drag.


*See also when Chrissy claimed he was going to get rich from Fifa and fucked away his bankroll pretty quickly.


==edit==
Slight misread on my part: I see it is Drew the idiot whining about the Olympics, and Chrissy is stating "hurr hurr dont waste time talking about the Olympics".

However the overall analysis still stands, that the Olympics are the biggest sporting event right now, and if he was a great sports bettor he'd be raking in the cash and bragging about it.

[BedWetterBettor]

Since Chrissy the Pussy won’t show a Single Bet of 35k or more, I thought I would help out by documenting his bets yesterday!







#Colt Life Baby

Tariq Reed: Only 3 days left until CM posts his complete July "winnings" results. Will his $100K/month streak continue? Only the whiteboard knows for sure.

He had to pawn it at his local Chinese Eatery along with his Cat(s) that we haven't seen or heard from in over a year... Ret dat sink in!

[BedWetterBettor]

Well folks, Chrissy sure showed us. He clearly made $5000 already this day...

We know this cuz he posted a picture of himself in a Cheap, No Name Reds jersey that cost $20 at Walmart and he's holding up Prop money which Absolutely PROVES he won the money betting on a Sunday morning.

It's not like a BET SLIP or Betting history for the month would VERIFY anything?

But he's wearing a Reds jersey, which means he somehow WON money on them despite them LOSING the game!?!?





Oh and Chrissy also NEVER did Gay Porn or ANY kind of Porn, here are pictures that in no way Disprove that either!!!






# Squirt Life Baby

1dollarboxcar: later today he is gonna head to the casino's's's and make $6969.69 at tables games... don't ask where the 69 cents came from or you're just dead beat broke douchebag hater...!!

He's headed to Biloxi on a Paycation Staycation on Playstation. Now that his Inside Bird Man is able to Rig the cards in Chrissy's favor, he'll be able to make enough Colt Life Cash for the Mitchell's's's and the Bird Brain Clan!



#Broke Masturr Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

Shouldnt Chrissy the Christian be at church on sunday?

Also, what sports would have been played 2 hours ago where he could have won money?

Was he betting the olympics overnight?

[Tellafriend]

Shouldnt Chrissy the Christian be at church on sunday?

Also, what sports would have been played 2 hours ago where he could have won money?

Was he betting the olympics overnight?

right. how about some of those tithes and offerings. he can't even show a pic of them dressed up in their best BOSS gear going to worship. wonder why...

oh, so he's already run down to the bank, i mean casino, to cash that ticket as soon as it won - god forbid you hold it until you need to go back in their.

oh wait, why didn't he bet it online from the comfort of his own..... sigh, rinse and repeat.

[1dollarboxcar]

so which one of you dead beat broke douchebag haterz sent Krissy this on May 9th, so he could post it on July 28th??...

[zealanddonk]

I sure hope Babu isnt one of those dead broke foreigners that Chrissy tries to scam.

[Pickleball]

Hey Chrissy, no one is dumber than you for drinking chemically altered Monsters everyday. Wait until you get your first CT Scan and they find some dark spots on your X-rays.
Between your steroids, Monster drinks and all the sugar you consume, you are a ticking time bomb.

[zealanddonk]

Hey Chrissy, no one is dumber than you for drinking chemically altered Monsters everyday. Wait until you get your first CT Scan and they find some dark spots on your X-rays.
Between your steroids, Monster drinks and all the sugar you consume, you are a ticking time bomb.

I wonder if Lucas's typo of "expecting" is the old scammer trick of trying to find people who cannot spot basic typos.

Chrissy's whole business model is either finding even dumber people than the last batch of chums (and not asking why no testimonials and why people like Dave got the big fuck off) or richer gay men with lower standards.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, I'm afraid Chrissy is No Longer able to hold, attend or otherwise use the term 'Mastermind' since Ryan Stewman exposed him as a Fraud!

He was not invited to attend the Million Dollar Masturr Mind this week annnnnnd he's too broke to attend as a guest.

He was instead seen squatting in a ditch, poking berries up his nose with NVB around a bonfire(pictured below)



Even Drew can afford to take his son on a lake trip, while Squirtstopher can't do anything with NVB that isn't FREE like a public park, mall playground or Casino day care center!

If only he had a good Father like his Uncle or Grandpa, he would know what a normal childhood should look like...





How come all these folks aren't Millionaires from their evening in Vegas with the Bloat?

Answer: The Same Reason Bird Brain, Busto Branko and Dipshit Dave are Still Losers with Dead End JOBS despite following a Masturbating Midget's advice for over 4 years combined... Let that Sink in!

Folks, here's a recent picture of the Colt Dolt in his new Position as Head Jizz Mopper at the Minute Man Male Revue!

[The Boz]

Shit, seeing the Stewman stuff reminded me he reached out to me a while back via DM after I blasted him on X. Probably actually telling the truth about Chrissy trying to be part of his group and Ryan just saw him as another sucker. Note the number of people Ryan claims to have stolen from. Shows you why Chrissy continues to find idiots to fleece. Damn we have a lot of gullible people in the world today sadly.