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    And in Those Lies, the Truth Shall Appear!

    Posted March 25th, Sainted Mother’s Birthday with no mention of such by Masturbator Mitchell!

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    Posted Today, one week later…

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    Derrrrrp, BOOM goes the dynamite!

    Chrissy’s mom should’ve left Chrissy a calculator in her last will! Instead of leaving him with male pattern baldness and a tiny dick, hahahahaha busted again Squirt!

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      Pickleball: Excellent busto!
      
      Forum Wars: Ha ha ha, caught lying about this for a 2nd month in a row. It's almost trivially easy to catch this imbecile lying about what he makes. So funny, great job
      
      1dollarboxcar: nice work... this is so funny !!
      
      Tariq Reed: He made the $12,700 by giving handies in the trucker rest stop bathroom, so he doesn't count it as part of his daily March gambling winnings.
      
      zealanddonk: Chrissy needs to pay for a videographer and a continuity expert: great find
      
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      Dan Druff: lol!
      
      Christopher Jr. aka Bubs: Haha, nice find! It's funny how bad his memory is for how much he lies.

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    @Tariq Reed: He made the $12,700 by giving handies in the trucker rest stop bathroom, so he doesn't count it as part of his daily March gambling winnings.


    So, the real reason he was off FB for 3 weeks was a broken wrist or a broken arse it seems.
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    The comments are straight GOLD too!!!

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    Leah Williams is quite the rube, I wonder if her Big Black Husband would care to know of Chrissy's past?

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    Since Chrissy hates Smokers, he might have a word or two for old Dave Wiliams! He's used to having his way with men named Dave and Bob, so should be no problem for the little squirter!

    And Lol at Keirston Rose claiming to have results, but forgetting to actually post them! Kind of like his Masturbating Mentor Midget Moron Mitchell! #Fraud Life Baby!

    Even MORE Lulz, as Chrissy posts his first video in the Bunker in over a Month. Wearing the same Bath robe he stole from his Gay Porn Shoot in San Francisco!

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    With only $500 in his account, Chrissy foregoes the first rule of Prescott University "Thou Shall Maketh 3% and Not Be Greedy" by making a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING... $100 HAHAHAHAHA!

    Well, that proves it folks! How can a small sample size like this be doubted? If a little bald headed pussy like Chrissy can make this, surely he must've made all those fictitious winning amounts from yesterday no?

    If only he wasn't too much of a pussy to live stream Big Boy bets like he did a year ago and lost $1000 in 3 minutes folks!

     
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      Tariq Reed: It's funny that Albert Djojoseparto says "If the GOAT can do it, we can do it too." That's like saying "If Tom Brady can win 5 Super Bowls, so can we." Um, no. Obviously a misunderstanding of what being the GOAT means.
      
      1dollarboxcar: Wearing the same Bath robe he stole from his Gay Porn Shoot in San Francisco! = rep x 10
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    i wonder why he wasn't playing on an American roulette wheel with 2 green zeros.... you know cause he was telling everyone how the odds were better because the spacing of the numbers are different on an American wheel rather than a European wheel with just 1 green zero...?? LMAO

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    i wonder why he wasn't playing on an American roulette wheel with 2 green zeros.... you know cause he was telling everyone how the odds were better because the spacing of the numbers are different on an American wheel rather than a European wheel with just 1 green zero...?? LMAO

    He probably planned it all 6 months ago! Like when he ran back to Vegas, only to disappear for multiple days and resurface with No Casino footage, No Sports bet tickets, No Casino Chips, No Large Suites(other than balconies lol!) annnnnnd no Fancy dinners (other than $9.99 all you can eat sushi).

    I wonder if his Chef looked like this guy?

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    If this fella looks familiar to ya, maybe a bit rat-like in appearance?

    Well, that's because he is the Daddy of None other than...

    Brown Nose Brandon Wingerter!

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    That's right folks, Old Bdubs answering calls, balls and apparently short orders too! His Daddy-O was the former Fry Cook at Sonic Drive-In! Maybe he was the one that hired Dave Pruett's daughter to work the drive thru??

    So now we have some understanding to why Rat Boy is so obsessed with being rich and famous, much like the Daddy Issues of his Masturbating Midget Mentor. Too bad he has the personality of Plywood!

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    #DisciplesOfChrissy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    The comments are straight GOLD too!!!

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    Leah Williams is quite the rube, I wonder if her Big Black Husband would care to know of Chrissy's past?

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    Since Chrissy hates Smokers, he might have a word or two for old Dave Wiliams! He's used to having his way with men named Dave and Bob, so should be no problem for the little squirter!

    And Lol at Keirston Rose claiming to have results, but forgetting to actually post them! Kind of like his Masturbating Mentor Midget Moron Mitchell! #Fraud Life Baby!

    Even MORE Lulz, as Chrissy posts his first video in the Bunker in over a Month. Wearing the same Bath robe he stole from his Gay Porn Shoot in San Francisco!

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    With only $500 in his account, Chrissy foregoes the first rule of Prescott University "Thou Shall Maketh 3% and Not Be Greedy" by making a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING... $100 HAHAHAHAHA!

    Well, that proves it folks! How can a small sample size like this be doubted? If a little bald headed pussy like Chrissy can make this, surely he must've made all those fictitious winning amounts from yesterday no?

    If only he wasn't too much of a pussy to live stream Big Boy bets like he did a year ago and lost $1000 in 3 minutes folks!
    The Bloat's latest FB video implies that he is desperate to generate more affiliate money and that his bankroll is pitiful. Upping his fake money affiliate bets on BOL from $1.00 to $25.00 can only mean one thing. He is hoping that he can lure some chums with bigger bankrolls that will gamble via his BOL affiliate link. Consequently, these dweebs, would lose a lot more money faster than his dead broke one dollar betting chums. The end result would be more cash in his pockets.

    Did anyone save a copy or copies of one of his older roulette video? The videos where he showed the world his newest, and bestest secret inside numbers strategy? Someone like 1DBC (hint hint), could make a video exposing him for calling people idiots for playing the inside numbers in today's video.

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    I only bothered with a few moments, skipped ahead and......he had to explain why this super safe and sophisticated site had to have the pit boss come over and sort out a wager.

    That happened once in 10 minutes, so assumedly happens 6 times an hour and a massive 144 times a day.
    What site of nonsense site is he on?
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    he's at the VGK game tonight ( new FB reels video ) he must have money on the game.... he is all excited about the score 4-1 VGK at the end 1 .... only good news for us is, there are 2 more periods to go.... LFG @Canucks !!

    edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    he's at the VGK game tonight ( new FB reels video ) he must have money on the game.... he is all excited about the score 4-1 VGK at the end 1 .... only good news for us is, there are 2 more periods to go.... LFG @Canucks !!

    edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!!
    @1DBC - Good Luck!

    Did Stacy give him a black eye or was he winking at a trucker to meet him in the bathroom?

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    edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!!
    meh, still made $1.85 ( VGK win 6-3 ) , i was really hoping the Canucks would make a big comeback and make Krissy cry like the little bitch he is.... problem for Krissy is.... he has to go to sportsbook/casino to cash his $60 winning ticket.... you really think his winnings are safe in his pocket?? or is he gonna donk it off at the casino after he cashes that bet slip??!!!! LMAO....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    he's at the VGK game tonight ( new FB reels video ) he must have money on the game.... he is all excited about the score 4-1 VGK at the end 1 .... only good news for us is, there are 2 more periods to go.... LFG @Canucks !!

    edit: i just live bet the Canucks , $3 on the PL + 3.5 @ -105 and $1 on ML @ +1800.... LFG !!!
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    It's pretty clear he is too broke to bet Big on sports, if at all. Whatever happened during those 3 weeks of silence clearly affected his current income.

    We KNOW they visited Ohio and likely squeezed SOME money out of Sugar Daddy Foster. But not enough for Chrissy to show Big Sports bets or any type of luxurious living.

    What we've seen recently so far...

    1) A Balcony of a Hotel (no room footage indicates a SMALL room and probably not even a suite)

    2) Crossing the Golden Gate Bridge ( a Free activity that fake millionaires everywhere can do!)

    3) An Easter Hay Ride (Another low cost activity, could even be free if it's in a public fair)

    4) Two Hockey games (One for the worst team in the league and the other for a local team that local Vegas casinos offer comp tickets for!)

    5) One Sushi Dinner (lol must be a $9.99 buffet)

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    Why hasn't there been a Masturr Mind Event in over 3 months? Ever since the Pruett Prosecution Debacle, little Kyle has been hiding his location carefully and not delivering what he promised to Branko, Kenny Rogers and Fatalie Young! *Big Surprise*

    Why no private jets or limo rides for the Bloat? Probably the same reason he has to Lie about Gambling results every month!

     
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    From Chrissy's bullshit stories you can always find that grain of truth.

    With Chrissy, the grain of truth always comes from the negative. When the BLOAT brags about things, it's usually mostly or completely fabricated, as we all well know.

    But what about when he tells a negative -- or implied negative -- story? Can we believe that?

    Those probably also have details morphed, but I find that more often than not, they're true. That's because Chrissy's scam also has its hand into his real life. Unlike guys like D-Lucky who scam people for pure profit, and don't believe their own lies, Chrissy really believes in his bullshit systems, and feels he just needs a bankroll to be able to run it up to millions. That's where all the chums come in. That's why he honestly believes to himself that he's not a scammer. He can't be a scammer if he runs these same plays himself, right?

    In this case, Chrissy says he lost $33.7k betting on sports -- mostly hockey -- on March 21.

    Interestingly, there were no huge upsets in the NHL on March 21. The only two were Boston, which was -145 and lost, and Florida, which was -150 and lost. We did have expected favorite victories from Vancouver (-275, won by 3), Tampa (-400, won by 3), Vegas (-190, won by 2), and Carolina (-250, won in OT).

    The only possibility is that our pudgy bald friend bet on Carolina -1.5, and then the 3-2 win in OT wasn't enough.


    But did he lose $33k that day? Probably. This sounds like a Martingale gone wrong.

    His "results for March" list, which shows him otherwise crushing it, is just a cope to make himself feel better, and to make himself look successful to his chums.

    In reality, if he did make money in March, it was from BOL affiliate payments and suckers still paying for his inner circle.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: @RMS9, so very true if he had any big winners.... he would of gladly showed them off....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    From Chrissy's bullshit stories you can always find that grain of truth.

    With Chrissy, the grain of truth always comes from the negative. When the BLOAT brags about things, it's usually mostly or completely fabricated, as we all well know.

    But what about when he tells a negative -- or implied negative -- story? Can we believe that?

    Those probably also have details morphed, but I find that more often than not, they're true. That's because Chrissy's scam also has its hand into his real life. Unlike guys like D-Lucky who scam people for pure profit, and don't believe their own lies, Chrissy really believes in his bullshit systems, and feels he just needs a bankroll to be able to run it up to millions. That's where all the chums come in. That's why he honestly believes to himself that he's not a scammer. He can't be a scammer if he runs these same plays himself, right?

    In this case, Chrissy says he lost $33.7k betting on sports -- mostly hockey -- on March 21.

    Interestingly, there were no huge upsets in the NHL on March 21. The only two were Boston, which was -145 and lost, and Florida, which was -150 and lost. We did have expected favorite victories from Vancouver (-275, won by 3), Tampa (-400, won by 3), Vegas (-190, won by 2), and Carolina (-250, won in OT).

    The only possibility is that our pudgy bald friend bet on Carolina -1.5, and then the 3-2 win in OT wasn't enough.


    But did he lose $33k that day? Probably. This sounds like a Martingale gone wrong.

    His "results for March" list, which shows him otherwise crushing it, is just a cope to make himself feel better, and to make himself look successful to his chums.

    In reality, if he did make money in March, it was from BOL affiliate payments and suckers still paying for his inner circle.
    Dividing his numbers by 10 would somewhat make sense.

     
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    It's bizarre how he has control over former chums from spilling the tea? He likely has them sign the Bullshit NDA, but he must have something FAR more damning to keep them quiet & complicit.

    For starters, the MANY broken promises of Monthly Chum's Club meetings and the extortion schemes for money EVERY month! The latest being Dave Pruett and the disappearing $5000 fee.

    Is Dave really that scared of being taken to court, when he has ALL the leverage and evidence of impropriety?

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    All Squirtstopher has is intimidation tactics and mean mugging. Dave could simply pass around photos of the little Squirter from his many past schemes or show video of the multiple lies he's told.

    Why do people like Branko continue to pay this imbecile year after year but rarely post on FB or Social Media telling of their BIG WINS and Life Changing Experiences?

    Perhaps they need some more evidence to present in court that a certain Masturbating Midget is a lifetime degenerate and fraud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    It's bizarre how he has control over former chums from spilling the tea? He likely has them sign the Bullshit NDA, but he must have something FAR more damning to keep them quiet & complicit.

    For starters, the MANY broken promises of Monthly Chum's Club meetings and the extortion schemes for money EVERY month! The latest being Dave Pruett and the disappearing $5000 fee.

    Is Dave really that scared of being taken to court, when he has ALL the leverage and evidence of impropriety?

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    All Squirtstopher has is intimidation tactics and mean mugging. Dave could simply pass around photos of the little Squirter from his many past schemes or show video of the multiple lies he's told.

    Why do people like Branko continue to pay this imbecile year after year but rarely post on FB or Social Media telling of their BIG WINS and Life Changing Experiences?

    Perhaps they need some more evidence to present in court that a certain Masturbating Midget is a lifetime degenerate and fraud?

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    Being the bitch that Chrissy is, he would likely "blackmail" his chums by pointing out most of them are gambling illegally and not paying taxes.
    Sure he'll go down as the ring leader but he'd squeal quickly and sell out all of his current and former chums in a heart beat if it got him more time in prison.

    Yes, most deals would be for less time, but whereelse is Chrissy going to meet horny trapped men and not have to live his lie with Stace.
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    they are embarrassed by their paying the squirter for his scams.

     
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    new reels/ refurbished from a longer video he posted Feb. 29th.... he's just advertising his affiliate link... I've reported it AGAIN..
    directly leads to illegal offshore online casino, i also just rereported his links in the bio....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    From Chrissy's bullshit stories you can always find that grain of truth.

    With Chrissy, the grain of truth always comes from the negative. When the BLOAT brags about things, it's usually mostly or completely fabricated, as we all well know.

    But what about when he tells a negative -- or implied negative -- story? Can we believe that?

    Those probably also have details morphed, but I find that more often than not, they're true. That's because Chrissy's scam also has its hand into his real life. Unlike guys like D-Lucky who scam people for pure profit, and don't believe their own lies, Chrissy really believes in his bullshit systems, and feels he just needs a bankroll to be able to run it up to millions. That's where all the chums come in. That's why he honestly believes to himself that he's not a scammer. He can't be a scammer if he runs these same plays himself, right?

    In this case, Chrissy says he lost $33.7k betting on sports -- mostly hockey -- on March 21.

    Interestingly, there were no huge upsets in the NHL on March 21. The only two were Boston, which was -145 and lost, and Florida, which was -150 and lost. We did have expected favorite victories from Vancouver (-275, won by 3), Tampa (-400, won by 3), Vegas (-190, won by 2), and Carolina (-250, won in OT).

    The only possibility is that our pudgy bald friend bet on Carolina -1.5, and then the 3-2 win in OT wasn't enough.


    But did he lose $33k that day? Probably. This sounds like a Martingale gone wrong.

    His "results for March" list, which shows him otherwise crushing it, is just a cope to make himself feel better, and to make himself look successful to his chums.

    In reality, if he did make money in March, it was from BOL affiliate payments and suckers still paying for his inner circle.
    I disagree with Druff as far as Chrissy believing that his moronic systems are capable of winning long term. He found out over the past five years, that he cannot beat the casinos. Yes he is a stupid fuck if there ever was one but deep down he knows that he isn't fooling himself. He is a life long pathalogical liar, scammer, and narcissist.

    He is a born loser who has failed at everything con that he has ever attempted. MLM was a complete bust for the prickly pear.
    He had his one chance to make money when he first started his gambling scam. If he would have left his inner circle price at $99.00 per month and was able to shit can the denegerate gambling, he could have lived comfortably. It is much easier to replace rubes who have lost their bankrolls and quit the elite circle at $99.00 per month than trying to find new chums at $999.00 per month or even $499.00 per month. Unfortunately, for The Bloat, he requires a fake millionaire persona.
    Scamming 20K per month would never cut it for the Bloat.

    His copy cat Cheetos, flies under the radar. He is definitely a douche bag but his $17.00 per month membership scam is probably supporting him in his four wall 500 square foot studio apartment.

     
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    From Chrissy's bullshit stories you can always find that grain of truth.

    With Chrissy, the grain of truth always comes from the negative. When the BLOAT brags about things, it's usually mostly or completely fabricated, as we all well know.

    But what about when he tells a negative -- or implied negative -- story? Can we believe that?

    Those probably also have details morphed, but I find that more often than not, they're true. That's because Chrissy's scam also has its hand into his real life. Unlike guys like D-Lucky who scam people for pure profit, and don't believe their own lies, Chrissy really believes in his bullshit systems, and feels he just needs a bankroll to be able to run it up to millions. That's where all the chums come in. That's why he honestly believes to himself that he's not a scammer. He can't be a scammer if he runs these same plays himself, right?

    In this case, Chrissy says he lost $33.7k betting on sports -- mostly hockey -- on March 21.

    Interestingly, there were no huge upsets in the NHL on March 21. The only two were Boston, which was -145 and lost, and Florida, which was -150 and lost. We did have expected favorite victories from Vancouver (-275, won by 3), Tampa (-400, won by 3), Vegas (-190, won by 2), and Carolina (-250, won in OT).

    The only possibility is that our pudgy bald friend bet on Carolina -1.5, and then the 3-2 win in OT wasn't enough.


    But did he lose $33k that day? Probably. This sounds like a Martingale gone wrong.

    His "results for March" list, which shows him otherwise crushing it, is just a cope to make himself feel better, and to make himself look successful to his chums.

    In reality, if he did make money in March, it was from BOL affiliate payments and suckers still paying for his inner circle.
    I disagree with Druff as far as Chrissy believing that his moronic systems are capable of winning long term. He found out over the past five years, that he cannot beat the casinos. Yes he is a stupid fuck if there ever was one but deep down he knows that he isn't fooling himself. He is a life long pathalogical liar, scammer, and narcissist.

    He is a born loser who has failed at everything con that he has ever attempted. MLM was a complete bust for the prickly pear.
    He had his one chance to make money when he first started his gambling scam. If he would have left his inner circle price at $99.00 per month and was able to shit can the denegerate gambling, he could have lived comfortably. It is much easier to replace rubes who have lost their bankrolls and quit the elite circle at $99.00 per month than trying to find new chums at $999.00 per month or even $499.00 per month. Unfortunately, for The Bloat, he requires a fake millionaire persona.
    Scamming 20K per month would never cut it for the Bloat.

    His copy cat Cheetos, flies under the radar. He is definitely a douche bag but his $17.00 per month membership scam is probably supporting him in his four wall 500 square foot studio apartment.
    His favourite song is "the King of wishful thinking" to borrow one of his lame lines "let that sink in, hurr hurr".
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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