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    he doesn't have a ticket he paid 25k for. no pics, no ticket.

    this is just him going ahead with the lie - as i and others said he had to at this point.

    there wasn't a ticket and he wasn't originally going. he was just lying to look rich.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: How shallow is Chrissy that he CONSTANTLY has to Lie about how much he spends on things that can & have been proven to cost much less? 57K for a Lexus that costs 39K, 90K for a Chevy Tahoe that costs 73K, 50K for Lolex that costs 8K... now 25K LIES!
      
      Forum Wars: BWB: Don't forget the $3,000 spastic Ed Hardy copy shirt that he probably did pay $850 for when we used to tease him about wearing Walmart tablecloths that had been repurposed as collar shirts

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    Not sure how Verified Re-Sale tickets work exactly, I'm guessing Ticket master or whatever vendor lists it gets a cut of the sale price? But looking at Ticket master there are Re-Sale tickets on sale in the 1st row that are much less than 50K or whatever bullshit number Chrissy says their value is!

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    Even the few 50 yard line tickets available are around 39-46K each, so we KNOW he ain't sitting 1st row on the 50 yard line!

    More lies from Masturbator Mitchell and he won't be at the game unless he can't find a Sap to overpay for his worthless 9K value ticket. Just like he couldn't find a buyer for his 8K Shitty Datejust LoLex that hasn't been seen in over a Year! Let that sink in...

     
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      TheRivers: You are correct at how resale works. I use it all the time. Its pretty seamless.
      
      RMS9: Fatty will get to the stadium at 10am to run down and take pictures of his standing next to a seat in the first row, 50 yard line. During the game, we won’t see any live pictures since his phone won’t be able to focus from the rafter seat he has.
      
      zealanddonk: "hurr hurr, as an entrepreneur I bought a fake lolex for $5k, sold it for $9k, bought a shitty superbowl ticket for $9k, sold it for $25k, and now I'm gonan sell that for $50k, and buy me another shitting $5k lolex hurr hurr"

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    Slow News Day folks, the little Squirter is desperately hoping some Dope pays him 25K for his shitty and likely phony Super Bowl Ticket!

    Speaking of Dopes... Birdemic shows us how to make money in his latest video by Copying Chrissy's video style complete with 50 cent Marty Bets, in some sort of Love Letter to his Masturbating Midget Mentor!

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    Won't bother posting the link or Commenting on the video and making him look like an idiot even more than usual! Spoiler he makes a MASSIVE, LIFE CHANGING $11 profit folks! Bird Life Baby!

    Bird Brainisms include "I dunno how people don't believe in Trends when this wheel is clearly trending on Red (lands on Black) :::::Bird Brain confused:::: yup see now it's gonna go on a Black Streak now hurr hurr!"

    "See it's gonna go on Streak phase now... or it could go back the other way, it's 50/50!?!?" - $5000 well spent there Bird Boy!

    "It went complete opposite there... so I'm gonna sit out"

    "Low's going on a Run :::bets 1-18:::: Hits ZERO Green... hurr hurr Way too low there"

    "I THINK that's a winnner?... NOPE!! "

    Bets Even , Lands on 9 Red "NICE... is that even???" Nah

    "The odds are 50/50 but yea it's in YOUR favor..." HAHAHAHAHA, this sums up Bird Brain in a Nutshell!

    Reminds of this Horatio Sanz scene from a tacky, dated but still hilarious movie Tom Cats! I can totally See Bird Brain dancing and celebrating like an idiot over an $11 color up!



    1dollarboxcar: what's Bird Brains problem... he showed us he ended the the month of January with $445 .... todays starting balance is $270 .... LMAO LOL LMBO !!!!
    He's still trying to figure out what to do with that MASSIVE 56 cent Sports bet profit? Probably sitting outside McDonalds waiting for the Ice Cream machine to be working annnnnd have 50 cent cones! # Bird Life Baby!

     
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      1dollarboxcar: what's Bird Brains problem... he showed us he ended the the month of January with $445 .... todays starting balance is $270 .... LMAO LOL LMBO !!!!
      
      zealanddonk: Here's me thinking it was approx ~47.4% NOT in your favourite. I must be brainwashed
      
      Tariq Reed: You only need $20K in the Philippines to be a millionaire with 1,000,000 Pesos. $11 profit is 550 Pesos, enough for a beer and a happy ending massage in a rural village.
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    Well, Chrissy has managed to milk the Superbowl for roughly 3 weeks by the time its finished.

    Whats next for him, betting on Wrestlemania and claiming he'll be off to both nights of it?

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Hurr Durr the Rock is a +550 to beat Roman folks... that's a Valuable Opportunity!?!?"
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      BedWetterBettor: Lol at Bird Brain economic lessons!

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    Speaking of economics, Chrissy posts this nonsensical gibberish at 3am Vegas time. Assuming he’s still in Vegas and not living in some bunker in bumfuck Ohio owned by Mr. Foster!

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    Why is a “millionaire “ who can’t afford a home or a 2nd car up so late posting useless trivia like this?

    Shouldn't they be eating Lobster and Filet Mignon on a Saturday night whilst sleeping in their luxury suite? Not unlike the ones Squirtstopher hasn't been able to show in over 3 months?

    How precisely does he know the cost of the CHEAPEST Super Bowl ticket? Unless of course he Purchased one or browsed the prices to help those pesky low rollers! Let that sink in!

    Annnnnnnnd why is he so curious which of his Deadbroke FB followers have ever attended a Super Bowl before? Is he not getting any takers for the 25K price tag and is desperate to find someone he can DM to give them a lower offer?

    Why is he so stressed out over making a measly 25K on a 6K value ticket? Didn't he just make 160K last month? Why not give the other ticket to Stacy and say NVB is 2 years old like they did on all those Spirit airline trips(which he also hasn't made in over 5 months)?

    Are the Mitchell's thrown out of their current Affinity Condo lease and desperate to scrape together 25K for a down payment on another 6 month rental?

    Stay tuned folks as the Chrissy Chaos Man Annual February Disaster is happening as we speak! Shoutout to Adam Lyons and Vegas Repo Towing!

     
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      1dollarboxcar: ha ha ... now deleted... nice catch
      
      Tariq Reed: No legit gambling posts or videos, no comped suite tours, no fancy meals... just stupid nonsense posts now from CM.
      
      zealanddonk: Chriussy posts very important things that people need to know.....then deletes them?

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    Speaking of economics, Chrissy posts this nonsensical gibberish at 3am Vegas time. Assuming he’s still in Vegas and not living in some bunker in bumfuck Ohio owned by Mr. Foster!

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    Why is a “millionaire “ who can’t afford a home or a 2nd car up so late posting useless trivia like this?

    Shouldn't they be eating Lobster and Filet Mignon on a Saturday night whilst sleeping in their luxury suite? Not unlike the ones Squirtstopher hasn't been able to show in over 3 months?

    How precisely does he know the cost of the CHEAPEST Super Bowl ticket? Unless of course he Purchased one or browsed the prices to help those pesky low rollers! Let that sink in!

    Annnnnnnnd why is he so curious which of his Deadbroke FB followers have ever attended a Super Bowl before? Is he not getting any takers for the 25K price tag and is desperate to find someone he can DM to give them a lower offer?

    Why is he so stressed out over making a measly 25K on a 6K value ticket? Didn't he just make 160K last month? Why not give the other ticket to Stacy and say NVB is 2 years old like they did on all those Spirit airline trips(which he also hasn't made in over 5 months)?

    Are the Mitchell's thrown out of their current Affinity Condo lease and desperate to scrape together 25K for a down payment on another 6 month rental?

    Stay tuned folks as the Chrissy Chaos Man Annual February Disaster is happening as we speak! Shoutout to Adam Lyons and Vegas Repo Towing!
    These stats are so useless too, the vaaast majority of these 8 billion people aren't trying to attend the super bowl.

    My son's last football game I attended had about 50 spectators, that's an even more exclusive event; a far lower percentage of the world's population attended than the super bowl!! GOAT LIFE BABY!!!

     
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      Tellafriend: true
      
      TheRivers: Anything to try and make himself feel special.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Much like the Katy Perry tickets and all expense paid trip to Macau, this Bowl game experience is likely a Complete Lie! Remember that shitty bbq he had a few years ago with Sushi and Tuna as the main course, hahaha!!
      
      Tariq Reed: My wife and I have separate toilets in our house, so these toilets are even more exclusive. You might even call them Super Bowls.
      
      zealanddonk: Chrissy will start ranting that that game was rigged as well soon

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    Another complete lie by The Bloat
    There are rare exceptions where a Las Vegas casino will accept a one million dollar bet.
    When The Bloat wrote, " I saw a guy place a million dollar bet beside me last night.", what game was he referring to?
    I know, the game of Bullshit Martingale. Maybe he was hanging out with his best buddy Tom Brady?

    I think some of the sports books might accept a one million dollar bet on the Super Bowl but unless you are a whale that loses millions of dollars per year in a specific casino, it's not likely that a casino is going to accept a one time bet for one million dollars on their table games.
    To the best of my knowledge, the casinos in Las Vegas have actually lowered their limits over the years.
    Las Vegas residents, please chip in with your knowledge if anything i said was incorrect.

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      BedWetterBettor: Probably the same guy that was up 250K on Blackjack and gave Chrissy a 3 inch boner! Chrissy said "What the fuck are you doing tonight and how much you want to pay to make me Squirt???" Alleged whale declined and Chrissy wanked off in the shitter!
      
      TheRivers: I find it mind-boggling that someone as intelligent as Schulkins actually believes things that Chrrissy says.
      
      zealanddonk: @TheRivers Schulkins is probably humouring Chrissy at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Speaking of economics, Chrissy posts this nonsensical gibberish at 3am Vegas time. Assuming he’s still in Vegas and not living in some bunker in bumfuck Ohio owned by Mr. Foster!

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    Why is a “millionaire “ who can’t afford a home or a 2nd car up so late posting useless trivia like this?

    Shouldn't they be eating Lobster and Filet Mignon on a Saturday night whilst sleeping in their luxury suite? Not unlike the ones Squirtstopher hasn't been able to show in over 3 months?

    How precisely does he know the cost of the CHEAPEST Super Bowl ticket? Unless of course he Purchased one or browsed the prices to help those pesky low rollers! Let that sink in!

    Annnnnnnnd why is he so curious which of his Deadbroke FB followers have ever attended a Super Bowl before? Is he not getting any takers for the 25K price tag and is desperate to find someone he can DM to give them a lower offer?

    Why is he so stressed out over making a measly 25K on a 6K value ticket? Didn't he just make 160K last month? Why not give the other ticket to Stacy and say NVB is 2 years old like they did on all those Spirit airline trips(which he also hasn't made in over 5 months)?

    Are the Mitchell's thrown out of their current Affinity Condo lease and desperate to scrape together 25K for a down payment on another 6 month rental?

    Stay tuned folks as the Chrissy Chaos Man Annual February Disaster is happening as we speak! Shoutout to Adam Lyons and Vegas Repo Towing!
    Post is gone, no surprises there.

    Speaking of Exclusive, I've visited a country with a population well less than the expected number of people in the stadium for the Superbowl, and the trip cost a little bit less than a superbowl ticket.

    Differences include: I can and have travelled internationally, and I can prove it.
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    TheRivers: I find it mind-boggling that someone as intelligent as Schulkins actually believes things that Chrrissy says.
    I think you're giving a Bit Too Much credit to Schulkins' intellectual prowess. He owns an Insurance company, not a real brain trust by any means. Having worked in the insurance industry decades ago, I can personally tell you I've worked for some of the lowest IQ individuals who had little common sense or business acumen.

    A LOT of these Independent Insurance brokers are basically MLM hucksters who hire a bunch of young, naive folks to make cold calls and sell Life insurance policies to senior citizens and foreigners (see Zach and Kevin Blumpkin).

    Schulkins literally hired a bunch of college age kids to work the phones and sell policies day and night for a very small cut. He may have even inherited the business from a relative who has a huge Book of Business and Schulkins merely maintains the current clients while occasionally getting new ones.

    Not saying he isn't making good money, because clearly he is, but it's not very difficult to do if you have the capital for start up and overhead or just luck out and your Daddy does all the work and leaves you with a shit ton of clients to manage. Think of it like a Long standing Grocery Store, the clients will keep paying year after year and you just have to hire new staff to hock eggs & milk every day while taking your cut of the profits!

     
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      TheRivers: All true. But then again it’s not as if he was suckered in to the inner circle or the mastermind meetings either.

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    Bird brain with a new video today... it took him a whole hour to make $1 LOL... after getting down about 80 bucks i think it was... he gave so much credit to his former lover CM at the end of the video that he was able to accomplish this "comeback".. i couldn't help myself but to make a comment....
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      BedWetterBettor: Hey Now! Don’t you forget Jelly Belly Reed! He went from Deadbroke Trucker to making 40k a month… for 2 whole months and losing 63k a month right after to going back to being a Deadbroke trucker! Bloat Life Baby!!
      
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    goofed the screenshot comment wasn't all the way showing ....
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      BedWetterBettor: If BirdBox TRULY believed the strategy works, why not keep playing and make his 3%? Why run like a pussy?? He probably shit himself the whole time and had to get a new diaper! Bird Life Baby!

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    so this guy was in Bird Brain's comments from his video from yesterday.... decided to check his channel out... another roulette guru... something very strange about his videos, and that is he doesn't talk in them... he has a vey high hit rate on numbers either playing splits or corner bets... and i don't mean by throwing out a ton of split bets and corner bets... but in fact very low amount of said bets...

    like only 2-3 of them at at a time... like in this video of his from today... some sort of video manipulation maybe??... the problem is... all his videos are like this...??


     
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    The roulette "clock" was consistent during that clip.

    Around the 6 minute mark the creator only bets on 2 squares instead of the normal 3 and the winner is in a different part of the board.

    As a guess, its likely its the old Chrissy "show the videos that win" approach and we dont know how many attempts are made.

    The gesturing at previous numbers suggests there might be some approach to select squares that are more likely to win, quicker and easier than just picking 12 different numbers directly.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: yeah... the only problem is his balnce matches up from video to video too.... unlike krissy's....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs View Post
    LOL, so he turned down the alleged MULTIPLE offers of 50k, in order to sell the ticket for 25k, makes perfect sense. He obviously never had any offers, and the ticket he does have is probably worth a lot less than 25k.

    My take: He's actually got a 3rd row ticket comped by a host because he's such a massive whale. Highrolling no-bust blackjack & max-betting slot machines both come with monstrous house edges, so I actually could easily see a casino splurging on a ticket for a fraction of what he's lost to them, because he's such a valuable customer. So I think there are 2 possibilities for what happens next, first one is he sells the ticket and makes up some excuse for why he couldn't go. The second one, which I believe is the most likely, is that nobody buys the ticket, he goes to the superbowl with his 3rd row ticket and films himself inside while claiming to have a 1st row seat.

    The fact that he went from "I'm definitely going" to seeking to sell the ticket might be out of desperation because of his devastating loss from 2 nights ago, where he admit before the game that he had a lot of money on the favorites.

    I asked about Super Bowl ticket offers and I didn’t qualify for Caesars or Wynn (no surprise as I haven’t been to Vegas in almost two years). I asked my hosts what the minimum qualifications were. My Planet Hollywood host said “a $100,000 loss within the last 12 months” and my Wynn host said “a $1 million credit line, plus trip history”. Chrissy definitely could have qualified under the “$100,000 loss in the last 12 months” category if he’s been playing at Caesars properties, but I’m pretty sure it would be two tickets and not 3rd row.

     
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      TheRivers: I don’t think he’s been playing much at Caesars …but who knows. But certainly they’re not giving him those kind of tickets. Being down front at a football game of any kind ifs not considered a prime seat like it is in baseball.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Rivers is right, they’d give a pair of tickets and Chrissy would’ve been flashing them faster than he dropped his pants for Gay old dudes at Colt!

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    yeah, i asked the KentuckWhite guy ( video above ) ... i asked him " what kind of buffoonery was going on and why he doesn't talk in his videos " .... he deleted the comment....

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    chrissy did not see a 1mm bet. he's just a lying sack of shit.

    biggest i've seen is 320k. asian at hl bacc at aria.

    kerry packer and others only had 400k limit.

    even if they were accepting them, it wouldn't be played in any room where this gay porn start would be.

    he's a liar. again.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Waaaht? You dare doubt the Bloat??? He plays high limit with Dana White, Trey Young, James Harden and Mikki Mase! However Chrissy’s idea of high limit is sticking his 3 inch pecker in between the stall doors, hoping they play with it! Colt Life Baby!
      
      TheRivers: Friend of mine in Vegas is telling me that there are $1000 tables out on the main floor this weekend. No that doesn’t mean anyone can bet a mil. But stakes are much higher

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    Since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to show his sports bets for the past 3 months, I’ll go ahead and Document it here for everybody to catch up!

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    After bribing his Curse of the Billy Goat to the Edmonton Oilers, it seems they are struggling and have Lost more games in one week since seeing Chrissy’s, ugly, bald, fat head than they have in months… let that sink in!

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      1dollarboxcar: question is.... do we get a live video from the SB in his front row seat?? or do we get the slight of hand of filming outside the stadium and no proof he was actually inside...???
      
      TheRivers: I think he actually is going to the game. Will be interesting to see if he actually shows front row footage during the game.

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    Folks folks we have an official Billy Goat sighting at the Super Bowl…

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    After someone gave him $50 and a hand job, Chrissy left looking like this!

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    Billy Goat Life Baby!!!

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    L.O.L

    Chrissy posted a video of him walking to the Superbowl.

    Claims stadium opens 4 hours bgefore the game so he figured he'd just show up then

    -- Why not spend 3 hours of that time with his family, or spend 3 hours at the casino gambling instead of wasting that time on a sunday as he berated people for last week?


    1m 38s "Once the game starts I'm going to put my phone down and just enjoy the game"


    Footage continues of Chrissy walki8ng along and some religious person in the background talking about jesus.

    2m40 "I put my money on the lions, so hopefully the lions win today"

    --Whats this hopefully bullshit? I thought Chrissy was an expert and spent many hours studying form and conditions

    3m LOL Chrissy asks if anyone watching has been to the superbowl before and wants his viewers to comment in the comment section

    3m30s PErson asks to see Chrissy's ticket and he claims its on his phone

    4m15s Chrissy tells us he has to turn off his phone as he has to go through security.



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    He does not look like someone excited to be going to the superbowl.
    He also worded it such that there wont be any footage from his seat....

     
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      TheRivers: The Lions comment was his attempt at silly humor.
      
      Pickleball: I think Zeal nailed the scenario. It is doubtful he will take any footage INSIDE the stadium. Just another pack of horse shit lies.
      
      1dollarboxcar: you would think that a multi-millionaire would have limo service drop him off at the front door and not an uber to drop him blocks away from the stadium....
      
      Tellafriend:
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
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