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    "Hurr hurr, sitting at home on sundays watching sports is a waste of time, hurr hurr".

    Also, note, no word if Stacey and NVB will be going to any of these events
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    If Chrissy did find a host to give him a Super Bowl ticket and he was going to sell it, he better think twice

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      zealanddonk: Chrissy wasnt selling his superbowl ticket, he was selling a 5 year blowjob-a-day deal and included a free superbowl ticket
      
      BedWetterBettor: Maybe Bobby Z wants to copy & paste those Documented FB posts about Squirtstopher getting 50K offers for his ticket? Hurr durr Documentation Beats Masturbation!?!

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    Forum Wars: This is nonsense, he's a little boy, who cares about these records, there's ML sport records being broken all the time...I guess he has to dispose any excess cash he has as soon as possible, just cannot change
    It’s all part of his “Hurr hurr look at me I’m so successful & lucky, I bring luck to anyone who hangs out with me. So pay me $5000 and attend my Masturbation Mind meeting so I can bring you success and luck too derrrrp!?!”

    By claiming he was the reason the Knights won the Cup, the Chiefs won the super bowl back to back years and Pruett & Pipsqueaks won 20k(never happened as per Dave) stupid people will associate Chrissy with winning and success. Since he’s too fat, stupid and lazy to achieve either on his own, he has to leech off entities that do succeed!

    Annnnd of course a religious post full of stupidity that will likely get deleted!

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    # Billy Goat Life

     
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      1dollarboxcar: i've never seen such a hypocrite as this guy.... this is absolutely funny....
      
      zealanddonk: This might be a pivot back to his religious mania he has previously tried to cash in on
      
      Forum Wars: He's so unimpressive, and yet, I cannot look away

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    Remember all the times Chrissy told God spoke to him, and Chrissy claims to have understood it,

    Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told him to move to Dallas, and join Keithy's club that would mean Chrissy would make $250k/month?

    Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told him to take up sports betting and Chrissy ignored it for 5 years?

    Remember the time Chrissy had a live stream prayer session because God told Chrissy to get out of bed early, and have daily prayer sessioons that lasted exactly 1 day?

    Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told Chrissy to fuck Stace on the first date despite Chrissy claiming Stace wasnt his type?

    Remember the time Chrissy claimed Tom Brady called him up and talked him into losing?



    If Chrisy is correct that God talks to him, surely he can understand why Jesus loves everyone


    (I do acknowledge there is a slight chance Chrissy is mentally ill, has schizophrenia or a similar disorder, or you know, is a pathological liar)

     
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      1dollarboxcar: +++++
      
      BedWetterBettor: Remember when he has a partnership with God to preach the gospel and God would let him win at Baccy? Was part of that partnership to steal 5k from Dave and exile him from Chrissy’s Chums Holy Land???
      
      Pickleball: @ Zeal - Excellent post
      
      Forum Wars: I remember. I also remember when someone with his hand on his personal bible stated he did not do gay porn or porn of any kind (Cue his saddish scene of the screwing of Jasmine Tame). Well done, hypocrite Chrissy.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Remember the time Chrissy claimed God told Chrissy to fuck Stace on the first date despite Chrissy claiming Stace wasnt his type?
    I forgot about this.

    Imagine getting on your YouTube and telling all of your followers that your wife isn't actually your type. How embarrassing for her! He was basically saying, "I wasn't attracted to Stacy, but I learned to love her anyway!"

    Ouch.

    In Stacy's defense, though, even the hottest chick in the world likely isn't his type.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Or when he whined about how going to church was boring and they should have cup holders in the pews while Snoop Dogg delivers the sermon? Lol, Church of Prescott and latter day Sainted Mothers!
      
      Phantom Limb: She's pretty far from the hottest chick in the world.

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    live on FB at the hockey game... i wonder if he got permission to film....

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Wonder if he has permission to use Michael Jackson's Heavily Copyrighted Music in the FB live video? Could be grounds for getting his video and FB account terminated if someone reported it for copyright infringement!

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    said he was betting big on the Oilers ... so i had to hurry up and fire...
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      TheRivers: Surprise he’s still wearing his knock off Vegas jersey.
      
      zealanddonk: bahahahahahaha well done
      
      Tariq Reed: Too bad you can't be on the inner circle chum club FB group chat telling them how you made money betting against the GOAT. Holla' atcha boiiii!!

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    By himself at the game and proving once again that he knows nothing about hockey. Been bragging all day how he will “be up on the glass.” Oh he’s up on the glass alright….the glass of the penalty box. That’s about the crappiest view you could possibly have. Pretty good for when the puck is at center ice…but when it goes to either end you’re staring through multiple layers of perpendicular glass. I’d sure hope this was a comped seat…because if he paid lots of money to sit there then he’s a complete moron (well…he is a complete moron…but still)

    If he’s so rich then how come he’s not up in a luxury box where the rest of the rich and famous people sit?

     
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      1dollarboxcar: ++++
      
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      BedWetterBettor: Hurr hurr he's showing the low rollers how to sit amongst common folks at a hockey game... he secretly sits in the luxury box OFF camera derrrp!
      
      Phantom Limb: Faggy McFuckstick is in terrible seats. What an idiot.

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    Ruh-Ruh Retard loses again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    By himself at the game and proving once again that he knows nothing about hockey. Been bragging all day how he will “be up on the glass.” Oh he’s up on the glass alright….the glass of the penalty box. That’s about the crappiest view you could possibly have. Pretty good for when the puck is at center ice…but when it goes to either end you’re staring through multiple layers of perpendicular glass. I’d sure hope this was a comped seat…because if he paid lots of money to sit there then he’s a complete moron (well…he is a complete moron…but still)

    If he’s so rich then how come he’s not up in a luxury box where the rest of the rich and famous people sit?
    He actually moved to a different seat after the 1st period, I'm assuming he found an empty seat or something. I was mostly focusing on the game, but I noticed him standing up nervously during the last minute:

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    He said he bet A LOT of money on this one, really hoping we get a Facebook post (preferably a video) where we get his reaction.

     
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      TheRivers: That would explain a lot. He realized how crappy his original seat was.
      
      1dollarboxcar: ++++
      
      Tariq Reed: I see a dead broke pretend uber driver watching a bunch of actual real millionaires playing hockey.
      
      Tellafriend:

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    I bet someone throws a temper tantrum tonight, and swears off sports betting because those lazy athletes cheated and didn’t win the money for Fatty Big Head. Vegas wins. Fatty loses! Again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    By himself at the game and proving once again that he knows nothing about hockey. Been bragging all day how he will “be up on the glass.” Oh he’s up on the glass alright….the glass of the penalty box. That’s about the crappiest view you could possibly have. Pretty good for when the puck is at center ice…but when it goes to either end you’re staring through multiple layers of perpendicular glass. I’d sure hope this was a comped seat…because if he paid lots of money to sit there then he’s a complete moron (well…he is a complete moron…but still)

    If he’s so rich then how come he’s not up in a luxury box where the rest of the rich and famous people sit?
    He actually moved to a different seat after the 1st period, I'm assuming he found an empty seat or something. I was mostly focusing on the game, but I noticed him standing up nervously during the last minute:

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    He said he bet A LOT of money on this one, really hoping we get a Facebook post (preferably a video) where we get his reaction.

     
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      Pickleball: He is such a clown. No make that the ass of a fat clown. He just loves those favorites and gets his balls chopped off practically every time .

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    out of rep comments and i wanted to give all you guys positive reps.... but i got some pizza money out of it anyways.... just like the MLB playoffs... i am not afraid to fade his bets at all.... once i know what he is betting....

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    Remember when The Bloat pitched a fit in the casino while playing baccy because someone was filming him with their phone? Then security escorted him out for threatening to kill the vidrographer.

    I guess it is okay when Porky roams the stadium while filming everyone that gets in the way of his view.
    Look at the stink eye that this dude gives Kyle when he catches Kyle filming him?

    It is a shame that the fan didn’t KO tubby Chrissy.
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    RE: Budd Light Lounge

    Typical Chrissy, in the video wasting viewers time implying how his ticket gets him (because he's some kinda VIP??) this perk, strongly suggesting it is all inclusive drinks there that the regular poories at the game don't get:

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    Not inclusive. Simply access to a private bar with shorter lines, allegedly.

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    Chrissy, you are either a schelp or a schlub. You may be both.

     
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      TheRivers: Yep….very similar to the Dime Club at Islanders games. Private bar but you have to pay. Islanders however do provide free food in their club.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Annnd at the 3 minute mark the female security guard yells at him for filming with the bright light on and Chrissy goes “Hurr hurr my bad” and runs from her like the Pussy he is! #Billy Goat Life

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    Looks like little Kyle has brought back an old curse that is rather fitting in name!

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    Yes, folks Chrissy is in fact the CURSE OF THE BILLY GOAT! It's documented folks! He moved to Chicago and the Cubs have become a Losing Team and haven't a won a World Series since Chrissy started living in Chicago!!!

    He went to Boston and the Bruins annnnnnnnnnnd Celtics BOTH lost and haven't won a Championship since! He also Picked the Lions to go to the Super Bowl only to CURSE them and make them lose just like he CURSED the Milwaukee Bucks by showing his fat, bald midget self at a playoff game and CURSING their playoff run.

    And now, Chrissy proclaimed he will witness history with the Oilers and instead CURSED them with his Billy Goat Curse like he cursed all the aforementioned teams! It's documented and Undeniable folks! Documentation Beats Masturbation!

    # CurseOfBillyGoatChrissy

     
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      Forum Wars: Inverse Chrissy is probably profitable!
      
      Dan Druff: lol

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    i wonder if after he lost his big boi bet he ran to the casino to do whatever it takes to have a winning day, b/c that is why he is the #1 sports betting professional known all over the world? where's that video?

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He didn’t have Dave around to spot him $5000 so he had to go to bed a Loser. He’s used to it considering he goes to bed a loser 363 days of the year anyway! Cursed Billy Goat Life Baby!

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    Chrissy asking people what the biggest regret they have had in their life is/was. Hmmm….I’d imagine there could be 100s of former chums who might have an easy answer to that.

    And of course Chrissy still doesn’t have command of the English language and phrases the question as “What has been the biggest regret you ever made in your life.”

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Didn't he make a post a few months ago saying "Don't regret doing anything in life or hurr durr you'll never know if you could do it"? Or some nonsense to that effect? His regrets basically start and end with him dropping his pants and wanking off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Chrissy asking people what the biggest regret they have in their life is/was Hmmm….I’d imagine there could be 100s of former chums who might have an easy answer to that.

    Chrissy still hasnt learn that if he: tells us he has a bet on a team, dresses like an idiot, watches the game live, the team loses.

    At some point I'm sure he'll regret those choices.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Neither has Bird brain, his latest video is him playing with fake money on some Roulette simulator sight. He gives such gems as "I wanna see how the ball rolls" "The way THIS wheel spin's Not my Kind" & "When you Flat Bet, the house edge comes in LOL
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    **** Breaking News Folks ****

    Dave Pruett is Stubborn...

    In other news, the Sky is Blue, The Pope is Catholic annnnnnnnd

    Bird Brain is a complete putz in his latest video (not posting it here to avoid giving Bird Box the views and comment traffic)

    Chock full of myths and stupidity playing Online Roulette for Fake Money such as "Hurr hurr I want to see how the ball rolls" <===== On an ONLINE Roulette Simulator!

    "It's all about Place betting, I just lost 4 and won Once, that's why Martingale Works and is powerful!" After placing 3-5 bets and running after One win... lol

    "The way THIS wheel spins, is Not MY kind..." After Losing 3 bets and Running!

    "When you Flat Bet, that's when the House Edge comes in... to Beat the Casnio, you gotta have some kind of progression!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, classic Bird Brain!

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      zealanddonk: "I'm not a follower cos facebook told me so" IF Chrissy ever finds someone as stupid as Dave who is 25 years younger than Dave it will be one of chrissy's happiest days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    i wonder if after he lost his big boi bet he ran to the casino to do whatever it takes to have a winning day, b/c that is why he is the #1 sports betting professional known all over the world? where's that video?
    Be a submissive, Chrissy. Start tailing Druff’s picks.

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      JeffDime: Chrissy is a power bottom. He should take your advice.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Hurr hurr if someone is successful at something ask what they’re doing and do the Exact opposite “ - Chrissy 2020

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