Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: Yep. His whole pitch is that you don’t have to lose like he did. If you have to go through the losing anyway then what value does he bring (well…we intelligent people know this answer).

The Boz: Agreed, but without YouTube the door isn’t revolving as fast and is why he is getting more and more desperate.

Forum Wars: Imagine how stupid you have to be to not realized the ruse of "I'm the only one in this inner circle making money off your membership fees ya stupid itdiots!"

I actually think far more people DID realize this but don't want to admit it! You have the Bird Brains of the World, who think they got "value" out of it and are somehow Elite Gamblers now because they brainwashed themselves into thinking they somehow control the outcome of gambling sessions by sitting out a hand or when they LOSE big amounts, they really LEARNED and therefore they WON by Edumacating themself hurr hurr!

Then there are the Sam Martinez and Trent Laws of the World, who finally wised up to this whole charade and just distance themself completely from it. I'm betting there are tons more like them who we don't hear about.. TJ, Demetrius, those two Asian brothers Billy & Benjamin, just to name a few. All drank the Kool Aid and were in Chrissy's corner, until the house of cards collapsed and they understood it was all a ruse!

TheRivers: But then you have others like William Rivera and Barry Skywalker who just keep hanging around despite not being in the club for several years. Anyone heard from or Ryobi Guy as of late?

According to his FB, he became a Booking Agent for Disney World Family Vacation Syndicates and changed his FB ID back to his real name. So Ryobi Guy is dead and Disney Guy has taken his place!

[BedWetterBettor]

Whilst searching for the whereabouts(or possibly body) of Roidy McGoo Drew, I came across his Destined Legendz LLC filing history.

Oddly Enough, DREW was the first of the Mitchell's's's's to start a business in Vegas back in 2016. Wonder if this is what prompted Chrissy to start philandering around Casino's's's???



Of course his Status was Revoked 2 years ago and one has to wonder, is his current hiatus on Social Media due to unlicensed business practices committed between now and then?

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy sure been busy today, 2 reels and a nonsense FB post.


One of the reels (roughly 1 hour before this post was made) has a new origin story and new bankroll size

Chrissy now claims he got started by taking a $5000 loan, and has since turned it into over $4m in only 4 and a half years.

So much for selling his big boy business.


It almost feels like any idiot could just borrow 5k and become super rich....

[TheRivers]

That’s right…the do everything together..except apparently sit together in a car. Chrissy must still work for Uber because Stacy is only allowed to sit in the back seat.

[Pickleball]

I never saw these pictures that The Bloat must have posted on his FB page.

Here we have a conglomerate of fake internat magazines that he paid to publish what he wrote about himself.
These internet magazines are nothing more than whores accepting money to do anything their johns request.



This sports bet was made in 2022. Chrissy must have been cash poor since he only bet $66.00.
Wait as I forgot that when it comes to betting underdogs, he is a frightened little mouse.

He doesn't blink an eye to wager $10,000.00 on a -400 team.
He really is one of two stupidest sports bettors that I have seen on the internet.

Vegas Dave is his idol.
Chrissy and Vegas Dave = the two stupidest sports bettors known to mankind.

He should be embarassed to upload such a piddly wager, being the multi-millionaire that he claims to be.
Actually he is a multi-Pay Dayaire.

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher showing off his latest loan from Mr. Foster mixed in with prop money that he “ironed” to make it look that way, lol!



His eyebrows look Gayer than normal, indicating he caked on Stacy’s makeup on himself or he got a cheap facial from one of his queer eye buddies that works with Bryan Ockert!

[zealanddonk]

The other thing that makes the picture at least suspicious is he claims to hate the older bank notes, yet he has one at the top of a pile, that has newer notes in it.

[Dan Druff]

LOL Chrissy the Sissy and his fake money pics. Dude has no shame.

Then again, if I hitchhiked from Texas, sucked off a trucker to get to California, and bragged about it on gay porn videos, I'd also have no shame.

He's become obsessed with "stacks of cash" lately. It was in that idiotic podcast video, he spread it on video last night (in more ways than one), and now he's pretending like he's taking it into the casino with him.

I've done almost 500 podcasts on PFA and hundreds more from about 2006-2011. Never once did I have a giant stack of cash sitting on my desk next to me. That's what poor people do to pretend they're rich.

[Tellafriend]

LOL Chrissy the Sissy and his fake money pics. Dude has no shame.

Then again, if I hitchhiked from Texas, sucked off a trucker to get to California, and bragged about it on gay porn videos, I'd also have no shame.

He's become obsessed with "stacks of cash" lately. It was in that idiotic podcast video, he spread it on video last night (in more ways than one), and now he's pretending like he's taking it into the casino with him.

I've done almost 500 podcasts on PFA and hundreds more from about 2006-2011. Never once did I have a giant stack of cash sitting on my desk next to me. That's what poor people do to pretend they're rich.

imagine all the CTRs this fool would generate if he actually did what he says he does every day? then this fag brags about escaping the taxes us suckers have to pay. smh. karma is gonna be a real bitch when it fully catches up with this faggot.

[zealanddonk]

Aaaaand Chrissy cant stop being Chrissy for even 8 hours.

On his driving miss daisy post, Chrissy now tells us he got his initial $5000 by selling his business.

This is within hours of claiming he started with a $5k loan.........


I'm beginning to think his claim of sleeping with 100s of women may not be entirely true too.

[Dan Druff]

[Dan Druff]

Look at the 0:23 and 0:34 marks on the second video above.

The idiot was dumb enough to pick up the stacks of bills, stupidly revealing the obvious color differences between them. Look how faded the bills on the bottom are!

No real money looks like that. Note that these bills are otherwise pristine, yet somehow are discolored and super faded looking. How did that happen Chrissy?

[1dollarboxcar]

obsessed about his money.... this is obviously a response directed at @Druff....

[1dollarboxcar]

and Andrew Mitchell comes out of hiding.... i wonder how much he spends on steroids ???!!!!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a nonsense post from about an hour ago where he tells us he lost $20k on sports bets (that should have won, hurr hurr) and then donks off another $10k on Baaaacky.

But good news, without any details he claims he won $39k, to make $9k profit.

Remember, you can pay this clown $999 a month to get losing sports picks that SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!

And if they do lose, be prepared to lose at table games chasing it.....


Chrissy keeps rambling and asks people how they would feel, forgetting of course that that would be an emotional response to gambling which he claims he doesnt have.


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Also, unsurprisingly, chrissy addresses the old notes vs new notes in his latest reel that 1DBC posted.
Dance, Chrissy, Dance.

[Tariq Reed]

Chrissy with a nonsense post from about an hour ago where he tells us he lost $20k on sports bets (that should have won, hurr hurr) and then donks off another $10k on Baaaacky.

But good news, without any details he claims he won $39k, to make $9k profit.

Remember, you can pay this clown $999 a month to get losing sports picks that SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!

And if they do lose, be prepared to lose at table games chasing it.....

CM says that he lost $20K on sports bets but doesn't mention that his inner circle chums lost money as well on those same "shoulda, woulda, coulda" bets. Oops!



CM says that he then started playing baccarat and was up $10K, but then had a negative $20K swing and was actually DOWN $10K. Maybe because he got greedy? Oops!



The worst part of his rambling is where he tells us that he's been in this same situation at least 100 times before but he knows how to get out of it.

If he knows so much, why doesn't he know enough not to get down in these deep financial holes in the first place?



The good news is that apparently all it takes to get out of these holes is just to remain calm and have a positive mindset.



And of course, he says that martingaling your bets until you either win or go complete busto is "hard work" and "dedication", not just degenerate gambling.

[TheRivers]

Chrissy to the Chums:

“My sports picks absolutely should have won. It’s the players’ fault that they didn’t…so go blame them. But don’t worry. I GOT MY MONEY BACK by running to casino and playing table games. Didn’t you do the same? Oh you didn’t?? Well that’s why you’re still dead broke.”

[Pickleball]

Lets hope that the The Bloat bet the 49ers and layed the 10-1/2 points. If he did, he will need to make his 101st comeback in the month of January.

Hey Chrissy, it's all about your mindset and playing without emotions. After all you tought us that for free!

Just focus and hope that you have enough real money left to Martingale. No make that a Grand Martingale.
Then tomorrow after you win that sports bet, you can take the profit and piss it away playing Bacci or Spinny.

Whatever you do and I mean WHATEVER YOU DO, please don't play "no bust" Blacky.
If you do, then you will really have to dig deep within your mindset to bail yourself out and without a bankroll.
Payday Loan maybe? You should have no trouble aquiring one with your big boy credit score in the low 700s.

Sorry Kyle but I only speak the truth to help you out bud.

Just as a reminder, you can play no bust your nut BJs but not "no bust" blackie.

Here is a free tip for you, to pay you back for the free tip that you gave your millions of world wide admirers.
Even though these are not one of your favorite 24 Spinny numbers, please memorize them.

988 - Suicide and Crisis Lifeline

Goat Life Baby!

[Dan Druff]

1dollarboxcar you are doing the reel thing wrong. Just type [reel][/reel] with the video number only in between. I fixed your post.

[Dan Druff]

Anyway it’s clear Chrissy has (or had) 10k to his name. That’s why those bills he ran through looked real, and all the other ones looked white, flat, and fake.

BLOAT LIFE BABY