Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Just watched the last 3 of Chrissy's FB nonsense clips.

For some idiotic reason Chrissy is now shilling "hurr hurr, make $100k in 8 months, and then just go back to $100 and do it all over again".

Even if this system worked, it'd take almost 7 years to become a millionaire, vs just 1 by continuing for 4 months.

Keep in mind, this is during the same timeframe that Chrissy is hurr hurring that people give up on their new year's resolutions.

If Chrissy is serious about a 100k per year deal, he can just change the book to be 2% a day AND have 2 weeks spare for any days that go wrong, or you know, people dont want to grind it out (noble work you are doing Knish) and spend time with their family or whoever.


Hilariously Chrissy then goes to play live on an unnamed site (BOL) anhd shows one of his accounts with over $1000 in it.
Why not start with $100 in that account to really demonstrate it?
He then also starts with a $3 bet and it wins.....what was plan B if it didnt?

He also claims you can make the 3% in under 5 minutes per day.

Finally he claims you can join his chums club, and forgets to mention the monthly cost for that.

This must have been what it was like in the bunker around April 25th 1945

[1dollarboxcar]

family night at the VGK game... if you go through the pics, he shows where he is sitting via a pic of the ticket stubs....

[Pickleball]

Chrissy, show us your sports betting tickets for this game.
Remember talk is cheap and documentation beats conversation.
We know you bet on the Vegas Golden Knights as the underdog too.
This was an opportunity of a lifetime to print money on the Knights.
How much did you wager?
Don't worry as we will not laugh at you for losing again.


By the way, you did not have front row seats.
You have to pay BIG money for the front row, Glass View Seats.
You know the very first row where the wealthy people sit?

You were sitting about 4 or 5 rows back from the glass view seats.
Not bad for a person who won a non-progressive bonus round payout on a slot machine
where you always print money.

Tickets were dirt cheap for this game after some of the star players were out for this game.


How many of your elite circle jerk chums followed you bet for bet tonight?
Oh wait, you no longer have any members left.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy lost Big on the Knights, hence the Cash Counter goes brrrr video! The fact he has to run Mr. Foster’s last $6600 through, means he lost at least 15k! Cuz “Hurr durr I always bring 20k to the casino as my buy in!?!”





For someone who allegedly won $6600, look how thrilled he is with that RBF look!





lol at Chrissy the Angry Dwarf!!

[1dollarboxcar]

the first zoomed in snapshot is from today 6.6k , the MC option on the display is on / enabled.... the 2nd zoomed in snapshot is from 12-23-23 with a supposed 25k going through the machine.... the MC option is not on display and is not enabled.... what do you think that MC option does ( i have no idea but i have my suspicions lol ) .... why would it be there in one but not the other... ??? hmmm....

[BedWetterBettor]

^^^

Welp, even I can admit my detective skills are off from time to time! 1DBC may have stumbled upon something here.



MG stands for Magnetic Detection according to this video, so Chrissy turning it off for the "25K stack" MAY be a very telling sign and 1DBC caught him with his pants down... Again!

[1dollarboxcar]

further investigation of that display.... the first pic is from today with the 6.6k the VAL option seems to be turned off with NO in the display, the 2nd pic is again from 12-23-23 with the supposed 25k going through the machine.... the VAL option ( i'm assuming that means value ) is preset to 100....
why would that setting also be different between the 2 videos.... i think we all know the answer to that.... but is sort of bad news.... the 6.6k is real but he pulled a fast one with 25k, setting the machine up as to NOT detect fake 100 dollar bills with the 25k.... i think the Mumbler did a video in the past on this also.... busted again Krissy.... i bet you're hoping i won't do a YT video on this right ??.... ppfffftttt....

edit: i had to adjust the brightness with the 1st pic cause there was a glare from a light on that part of the machine display....

[TheRivers]

Interesting stuff Re: the MG feature. I looked back at sone of his old reels via IG (since the YT channels are gone). Here’s what I see:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqYJS...E1MWVjZGVmZQ==
MG is on…but he cherry picks two stacks

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkQn6...E1MWVjZGVmZQ==
MG is on. 25K. This is right before he went with Stewman to Vegas and not long after the Tampa boat trip where he charged all of them 5K

https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChKOt...E1MWVjZGVmZQ==
MG is on. Also 25K. Soon after a different Mastermknd

Would be interesting to find the video where he ran 50K through it and then held up a supposed additional 50K and thus claimed he had a 100K bankroll.

I did find other videos on FB but it was hard to tell if the feature was on or off.

[zealanddonk]

User manual for Cassida 5520 uv mg

https://officeequipmentmachineshop.c...ser-Manual.pdf

Page 13 outlines that UV has to be turned on to attempt to detect fakes via ultra violet light
Likewise MG has to be turned on to detect fakes via magnetic ink.


As 1DBC theorised, the val feature is merely one where you tell it what you want to value the notes going through.
In theory Chrissy could stack it with 20 $1 notes and have it state it counted $2000.

I assume the $1s would be "obvious" compared to real $100s on video.

O and agree above, Chrissy is likely running real money in when he has it on it, and running fake money when it cant.

[1dollarboxcar]

Would be interesting to find the video where he ran 50K through it and then held up a supposed additional 50K and thus claimed he had a 100K bankroll.

here's the 100k video.... says i downloaded it on 9-1-23 , good luck trying to read the display cause i downloaded it in shit quality 360p..... to save space on my laptop... DAMMIT !!! https://files.catbox.moe/tecqri.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

i got a response from Thrivecart.... we are having a " conversation " the trouble ticket is now being moved up the chain of command.... not gonna reveal quite yet....

[BedWetterBettor]

Slow news day, so I thought I’d post my monthly Check in On the Chums!

First is Rich Hudson, no more MasturMinds for little Dick, but he did post this tribute to the Goat!



Does the current Dead Broke UPS driver still think Chrissy is the Goat? Something tells me … “NOPE!”


Annnnd of course Corpse Molestor Dave Pruett is getting plenty of “new friends” saying ‘hi’ and other things!



Meanwhile, his former hero Squirtstopher can’t be bothered to like his latest post or even wish him a Happy New Year, despite posting about 20 times more on FB in the past 5 days! Don’t worry though, “Patricia” from Istanbul is more than impressed by Dave’s words of wisdom and will surely be a blessing to his bankroll and well being!?!

[1dollarboxcar]

deranged bald little midget is trying to portray that he is at the Fontainebleau in Miami, Florida on Instagram, he didn't post this on his FAKEbook page....
old recycled video.... https://www.instagram.com/christophe...l/C1xFVMGxXdG/

[BedWetterBettor]

Little Kyle is telling us about his experience at the Colt Casting Couch.



Since he couldn’t measure up to his co-stars like Bryan Ockert, Big Daddy Bryan said “Don’t worry Kyle, your 3 inch dick will look better with this wide angle lens, only a couple of homos will be watching anyway!”



“Okay Daddy Ockert, now I’m hard and ready to Squirt!”




Annnnd the squirting Smurf continues to shame people less fortunate than him(in his mind anyway). Ya know the same kind of poor people that he looks down upon while claiming to give thousands to. So why not give 500 measly Euros to this Mane guy? It’s no different than Chrissy begging Bob Foster month after month?

[Dan Druff]

i got a response from Thrivecart.... we are having a " conversation " the trouble ticket is now being moved up the chain of command.... not gonna reveal quite yet....

Nice.

Make sure to hammer home these two major points:

- The phony "coaching" he's selling is just a pretense to get victims to sign up for illegal offshore gamlbing sites where he gets a 35% commission on their losses

- He is widely known in the gambling world to be a complete fraud, who sells fake "strategies" to beat the casino which have been mathematically proven not to work. He does this so he can continue to feed his own gambling habit.

Push the offshore gambling part the hardest, as that's the most explicit violation of their terms. The fact that he sells phony/losing advice is secondary, as that can be seen as subjective, and that perhaps it's just your opinion.

[Pickleball]

i got a response from Thrivecart.... we are having a " conversation " the trouble ticket is now being moved up the chain of command.... not gonna reveal quite yet....

Nice.

Make sure to hammer home these two major points:

- The phony "coaching" he's selling is just a pretense to get victims to sign up for illegal offshore gamlbing sites where he gets a 35% commission on their losses

- He is widely known in the gambling world to be a complete fraud, who sells fake "strategies" to beat the casino which have been mathematically proven not to work. He does this so he can continue to feed his own gambling habit.

Push the offshore gambling part the hardest, as that's the most explicit violation of their terms. The fact that he sells phony/losing advice is secondary, as that can be seen as subjective, and that perhaps it's just your opinion.

The dumb ass Chrissy told his viewers, to break it down on a “daily basis”, “which is only $27.40”.
That would amount to $10,001.00 per year.

Look at the text on the screen shot taken from his video and see that he typed $27.40.


Later in the video, the text was correct at $2,740.00 as well as on his note pad.

I wouldn’t put it past him, if he intentionally typed the lesser amount of $27.40 to get more interest from the ignorant suckers willing to part with their money.

[zealanddonk]

Nice.

Make sure to hammer home these two major points:

- The phony "coaching" he's selling is just a pretense to get victims to sign up for illegal offshore gamlbing sites where he gets a 35% commission on their losses

- He is widely known in the gambling world to be a complete fraud, who sells fake "strategies" to beat the casino which have been mathematically proven not to work. He does this so he can continue to feed his own gambling habit.

Push the offshore gambling part the hardest, as that's the most explicit violation of their terms. The fact that he sells phony/losing advice is secondary, as that can be seen as subjective, and that perhaps it's just your opinion.

The dumb ass Chrissy told his viewers, to break it down on a “daily basis”, “which is only $27.40”.
That would amount to $10,001.00 per year.

Look at the text on the screen shot taken from his video and see that he typed $27.40.


Later in the video, the text was correct at $2,740.00 as well as on his note pad.

I wouldn’t put it past him, if he intentionally typed the lesser amount of $27.40 to get more interest from the ignorant suckers willing to part with their money.

Chrissy is also forgetting that 2024 is a leap year which means its $2732.25 a day.

However, given we have never heard of any of his chums completing the colouring in book, it doesnt really matter what numbers he picks.

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[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher now claiming he made $13,000 on Sports bets annnnnnnd Baccy. No proof of course, just shots of Mr. Foster's money on a slot machine. If only there were little Tickets that show Sports bet information like date, time and size of the bet & total profit made???



Only 2 More Days until the Bird Brain Baccarat Booty Bash, don't forget to RSVP!

Just so Masturbator Mitchell can take your money and not hold an event like he did in December, lol!!

Looking at those glassy, red eyes, I'd say he lost around 9K and is drinking to forget his woes. Remember folks, Chrissy lost on his Bday 2 years ago because he had 5 cocktails... let that sink in!



Don't worry folks, there will be plenty of events this year in Chrissy's Mid-Week Comped Room. Like Hide the Salami and Tea Bagging Kyle for Pennies!

Chrissy will also be acting as the single private Mastur Hurr Durr Mind Slot Machine by allowing you put money into his Favorite Slot pictured below!

[zealanddonk]

And good news Chrissy posts a birthday post on FB where:

He claims hes only ever had 1 cigar, despite pictures to the contrary on his site
Mentions he had Youtube views from every single country in the world (any chance he can document any of that?)
Had sex with 100s of women
Some nonsense about little league and that NVB is learnign hockey and LOL Basketball*


What he doesnt mention:
Stacey
Visiting any other country

*Poor kid is the wrong colour and is going to get pumped full of drugs worse than Benoit's kid to have any chance at basketball.
Good thing Chrissy previously claimed to have made steroid cocktails