Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

ahhh... i see the error of my ways now.... i wasn't logged into any of my FB accounts on my laptop.... dammit was really hoping they deleted that video and he got some sort of strike or something.... oh well.....

[TheRivers]

Every once in a while you find a video that is so Chrissy. This one fits that category. No the creator of this video isn’t trying to run a scam. It’s all for “entertainment.” But all of the statements are exactly what Chrissy would say in an attempt to show that he’s generous. And the fake stack of money at the end seals the deal. But alas…you read the comments and people think this is real.

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[1dollarboxcar]

Merry Christmas to CM and his now terminated 4th YT channel...

[1dollarboxcar]

Bird Brain shows some history on his account at mybookie dot com.... cherry picks the last 4 weeks where he has done pretty well.... but like i asked him in the comments.... why didn't he show the full history of deposits..... he was down to $3.82 ... 4 weeks ago.... looks like he has grown in to $99.99.... but doesn't explain or show why he got down to $3.82.... what's the minimum deposit for a site like that ?? probably $100.00 ??? ( i really don't know ).... but what i do know is .... he didn't show his deposit and withdraw history FROM THE BEGINNING... for a reason..... nothing more than CM slight of hand BS trickery.... with people that he thinks are stupid.... tear him apart guys... i already left the first comment...

and Bird Brain deletes last nights video....

[TheRivers]

Did Chrissy seriously trash people today who spend the holiday with their family exchanging/opening gifts as opposed to gambling in the casino? So much for being the good Christian.

[Phantom Limb]

I had wondered why he wastes time and gas going to the casino's's to place sports bets instead of using apps until I signed up on one myself. No way is he going to give the info needed for the "know your customer" requirements.

Must be so he can magically make up the losses at the table games. LOL

[TheRivers]

Merry Christmas from the BLOAT. Such a warm holiday message delivered at 3am Vegas time. And what better way to spread good cheer on this holiday than by bitching about some “minimum wage” security guard who wouldn’t let him park on a level of a parking garage that was closed off.

I’d imagine this story didn’t go down in quite the way he’s representing it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?id...23432239033230

[Phantom Limb]

I’d imagine this story didn’t go down in quite the way he’s representing it.

Maybe if this entitled (tiny) prick allowed enough time to get to dinner in the first place...

Hey Chrissy, fuck you and your shitty attitude

[The Boz]

A post filled with “Fucks” on Christmas morning. The guy is off the rails at this point and we are mostly responsible, along with his degenerate behavior.

Note the assclown didn’t mention which casino. He knows we are watching and reporting him at every turn. Doubt he will even post pictures from the restaurant he visited.

And Merry Christmas everyone! Obviously except you Chrissy.

[Pickleball]

Isn’t dip shit banned from gambling at the Bellagio casino?
“Rules are meant to be broken”. That fits the “ No fucking way I am a millionaire entrepreneur”.
Pretty sure his dinner wasn’t comped either.
Hey Chrissy, go fuck your self with your man doll.

[zealanddonk]

Watchign Chrissy's "Security almost had me arrested" video.
Sadly since its an FB video, I have to play it at normal speed, and as we know, Chrissy is not good at normal speed.
Also, I just clicked 1DBC's link on my other laptop that doesnt log into FB and I can watch it without logging in.


Short version: Chrissy's laziness and idiocy means he claims he only had 10 minutes to park and get to his reservation, despite knowing its Xmas, and despite having repeatedly told us about other Vegas traffic problems.
Somehow this is the guard's fault and not Chrissy's.


Timejump to 3m40 when things get vaguely interesting:
At 3m40 Chrissy claims the security guard starts right away with F Bombs which is being vulgar in front of his wife and son, then Chrissy unprompted gives his own F-bomb in this nonsense.

4m04 Chrissy relates that the guard said the floor was closed off and like a petulant 4 year old Chrissy asks "But why?"

This is the point that the guard would be justified with a "Fuck you, thats why".

It is literally none of Chrissy's business why a floor is closed off.

4m15s-4m25 Chrissy again asks "But why?" and claims again he was told it does not matter.
Chrissy is getting very animated and excited telling us this.

4m38 Chrissy now tries to play innocent and "hurr hurr, its baffling why...cos, spaces"
Also Chrissy claims the guard threatened to arrest him.
If only any of this story was remotely true and if only the guard did.

4m50 Chrissy claims this wasted 10 minutes (the time he claims he budgeted to get there just in time for his reservation) and then he flips the bird, says fuck you to the guard and drives off

Thats all great except:
Casino garages are probably camera monitored
Uncle Fester the self-molester is easily recognised
Chrissy confesses to all of this on FB

Smells like another ban coming up.

5m10 Chrissy starts rambling about making assumptions most people wouldnt try to park where he did because they are obident.

Lets apply some critical thinking:
It could be a crime scene
It could be a health hazard (slippery ground, easy law suit)
It could be regular maintainence
It could be lets fuck with Chrissy because he claims his OCD makes him want to park there

Reality is, it doesnt matter, it was closed off, Chrissy planned his time poorly and is looking to blame someone else for why he was late.
By his own words, he wastes a lot of time with "but why?" to try and weasel an exception to a rule because "he's special".

5m20 Chrissy claims rules are meant to be broken

6m06 Chrissy trying "charm" now saying how great the casino is.
Chrissy has a fantasy that billionaire CEOs would talk to him like the security guard did.
Chrissy also claims he gambles there so much there he might quit gambling there
translation: Chrissy has a temp ban due to his antics to explain why he isnt there

7m24 despite being a winning gambler, Chrissy claims he gives that casino his money. Finally one of te onlyt rue things in this video

Oddly, Chrissy doesnt mention how good the meal was OR if any of his $30k sports bets won.
very likely Chrissy lost most of that $30k and is already primed to be angry

Chrissy hopes this will generate engagement for him.
Most sane people would say "I would have left in time to get to my reservation knowing how busy Vegas is at Xmas".

Not Chrissy though, he fucks up and has to blame someone else.

Also of note, no word about ULD so assumedly she's back home in ohio or extras island or whereever.


Finally, I watched the Reel where he is bragging about gambling on Christjmas Eve and that buyng presents for people is stupid, take no days off from gambling, blah blah blah.
Remind us again what the point of being a gambler is if you cant take a day off to enjoy with your family.

[zealanddonk]

What makes Chrissy's video interesting is the observation that Narcissists only have three ways of communicating:
Pity
Charm
Rage

And Chrissy was trying for all three of those in the video.

Asking the security guard "but why?" is very much bordering on pity, claiming the guard was vulgar towards him in front of his kid is definitely pity
We saw rage multiple times
We saw an attempt at charm by asking for hurr hurr gibe me feedbackz and he trying to give the casino a stroke job for being so great

That video was definitely the Xmas gift we all deserve.
As I repped on River's post: Chrissy's old claim was he wrote scripts 3-6 months in advance, Imagine him writing this in July and thinking it'd be a smash hit.

[Dan Druff]

I've been attempting to converse with Chris Bird. He actually followed me on Twitter in June, and I started a conversation with him at that point. While he was polite with me, he refused to listen to reason, and I got nowhere with him, and gave up for awhile.

I decided to take another crack at it earlier this week, and was met with the same stubbornness.

Here's our most recent conversation. I'm in blue, Bird is in green:


Hi Chris. I saw you made a YouTube comment that Christopher has made your life better over the past year.

Does that mean you have won overall while gambling over the past year?


Hey, Todd. Hope you are doing well. Thank you for the message. I do better now than before CM'S coaching. I win more sessions now than before. I don't do it for a living. it's a hobby, so I haven't been keeping track of wins and losses, but I am happy how I have been playing now. CM's coaching has helped me become a better player.


Hi Chris, I am again urging you to reconsider Christopher's advice.

I am a real professional gambler. I can tell you that every longtime professional gambler regards Christopher as a joke and a scammer -- and not because we don't understand him. It's because we do understand him.

His strategies and "mindset" has been tried by hundreds of thousands of gamblers over time, including way before he was born. All of these people lost a lot of money and quit. It is mathematically impossible to beat casinos using Martingale, Mitchellgale, table hopping, "leaving after being up", or any other of Chrissy's tactics.

This is why no casino bans Christopher for any reason besides bad behavior. He doesn't win.

What would it take to convince you of this?

Christopher makes money both by charging for his useless "coaching" and "inncer circle", and by getting 35% of his followers' losses from Betonline.

That's how he pays for his "lifestyle". It's off the backs of people like you.

We are around the same age. Surely you've run into friendly-seeming charlatans in your life before. I know I have.


He hasn't responded.

I assume he won't respond.

What did he say in his video?

[BedWetterBettor]

I've been attempting to converse with Chris Bird. He actually followed me on Twitter in June, and I started a conversation with him at that point.

What did he say in his video?

Basically how he’s a winner because he turned $10 into $99 in 4 weeks. His bets were laughable $1-$2 sports bets and some $25-$40 Baccy bets, indicating he was Martingaling and got to a high level.

Here’s a synopsis from his own post!



So he basically lied about a 14K annual win and just believes he can win after 4 weeks of “success”, lol!

[Pickleball]

I found this You Tube video that was recently posted.
Pretty funny too.

[TheRivers]

Another short posted at 3am Vegas time. He was likely out late trying to make up for what was certain to have been a bad losing sports day for him. All three NFL underdogs covered the spreads with two of them (Raiders and Ravens) winning their games outright. The chums are an unhappy bunch today.

[crudebar]

I've been attempting to converse with Chris Bird. He actually followed me on Twitter in June, and I started a conversation with him at that point. While he was polite with me, he refused to listen to reason, and I got nowhere with him, and gave up for awhile.

I decided to take another crack at it earlier this week, and was met with the same stubbornness.

Here's our most recent conversation. I'm in blue, Bird is in green:


Hi Chris. I saw you made a YouTube comment that Christopher has made your life better over the past year.

Does that mean you have won overall while gambling over the past year?


Hey, Todd. Hope you are doing well. Thank you for the message. I do better now than before CM'S coaching. I win more sessions now than before. I don't do it for a living. it's a hobby, so I haven't been keeping track of wins and losses, but I am happy how I have been playing now. CM's coaching has helped me become a better player.


Hi Chris, I am again urging you to reconsider Christopher's advice.

I am a real professional gambler. I can tell you that every longtime professional gambler regards Christopher as a joke and a scammer -- and not because we don't understand him. It's because we do understand him.

His strategies and "mindset" has been tried by hundreds of thousands of gamblers over time, including way before he was born. All of these people lost a lot of money and quit. It is mathematically impossible to beat casinos using Martingale, Mitchellgale, table hopping, "leaving after being up", or any other of Chrissy's tactics.

This is why no casino bans Christopher for any reason besides bad behavior. He doesn't win.

What would it take to convince you of this?

Christopher makes money both by charging for his useless "coaching" and "inncer circle", and by getting 35% of his followers' losses from Betonline.

That's how he pays for his "lifestyle". It's off the backs of people like you.

We are around the same age. Surely you've run into friendly-seeming charlatans in your life before. I know I have.


He hasn't responded.

I assume he won't respond.

What did he say in his video?

He should appreciate the effort you are showing him but sadly this will NEVER work.

You could put his exact strategy through a sim(which obviously would never make a mistake) and he is someone that would still believe the strategy will work as long as he is the one playing it. Just about all these people believe they have a sort of 6th sense that others don't possess and you will never get them to believe otherwise.

Comes down to the old saying----you can't rationalize with an irrational person. These followers will always be irrational when it comes to gambling.

[crudebar]

The parking lot video is hilarious. "But it had so many open spaces!" No shit it did because they weren't allowing people to park there...

It's just a joy to watch him and how important he believes he is.....That parking garage attendant better watch out, that video has 389 views! Before you know it all the "Mitches" will be down there demanding his head.

Lastly, "I don't follow rules like most of you" after wasting 20 minutes of his life he ends up doing exactly what he was told. Real midget, bald bad ass.

[zealanddonk]

The parking lot video is hilarious. "But it had so many open spaces!" No shit it did because they weren't allowing people to park there...

It's just a joy to watch him and how important he believes he is.....That parking garage attendant better watch out, that video has 389 views! Before you know it all the "Mitches" will be down there demanding his head.

Lastly, "I don't follow rules like most of you" after wasting 20 minutes of his life he ends up doing exactly what he was told. Real midget, bald bad ass.

He could have also just used valet parking but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that happened in Chicago and they messed up his settings waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[BedWetterBettor]

He should appreciate the effort you are showing him but sadly this will NEVER work.

You could put his exact strategy through a sim(which obviously would never make a mistake) and he is someone that would still believe the strategy will work as long as he is the one playing it. Just about all these people believe they have a sort of 6th sense that others don't possess and you will never get them to believe otherwise.

Comes down to the old saying----you can't rationalize with an irrational person. These followers will always be irrational when it comes to gambling.

Once a Bird Brain, ALWAYS a Bird Brain…



He now thinks you Just need $30,000 to have an invincible Bankroll or “Hurr hurr Golden Goose”.

But Bird Boy seems to quickly forget his own Masturbating Midget Mentor built up a 50k bankroll and LOST 36k in ONE day, then lost another 20k in Vegas and 5k Sycuan. But “Hurr durr protect da Goldun GoooZe!?!”

These types are really a special kind of stupid who don’t understand the simple concept that their Losses are going to be Exponentially bigger than their tiny wins. Yea great you ran lucky, but where’s the law they says you can’t run Unlucky just as many times for Bigger losses each time??