Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Tariq Reed]

Speaking of running out of money, remember back n Dec 2022/Jan 2023 when Chrissy was claiming the economy was going to complete crash because "Rich Dad" told him so, and everyone but Chrissy would be poor.

Ooops!



How's that stacking cash thing going, Christopher?

[Phantom Limb]

Anyone recognize these two (additional, non-gay porn actor) morons?

[BedWetterBettor]

So as P Limb posted above, Branko and Dipshit Dave were the only Two people stupid enough to show up to this event. But wasn't it supposed to GO UP to $10,000 according to Squirtstopher? Funny that it did the exact opposite and has plummeted to the same price he charged 3 years ago when he was getting his Hyundai repossessed! $1000 a month after extorting(or trying to) $5000 for 3 days, how the Flaming Queer has fallen!

Made $20,000 (sure sure) , but only had to spend the following:

$499 per month from January until November 2023 - Total cost $10,978 for the Chums Club monthly fee.

Feb 2023 - $1500 Test Fee to keep the extortion rate at $499 - Total Cost $3000

March 2023 - $2500 For Super Duper Big Boy Stragedy that ONLY works in the Live Casino and tested in Chicago/Vegas! Total Cost - $5000

Oct 2023 - $5000 Each for The “REAL” Super Dee Duper Bestest Big Boy Stragedy that was supposed to make them 10K each, but clearly didn’t!!! Total cost -$10,000

Nov 2023 - $1000 per month on top of $499 per month for this alleged Baccy Boot camp where they were supposed to Make $25,000 in 3 days but didn’t even combine to make that!


Sooooo that’s a total of $30,978 in less than a year to make $20,000(yea right!) and that’s Not including Online Losses, Hotel, airfare, food, transportation, Sports bet losses and all other fees incurred following the Colt Dolt.

Sign up now folks, you too can be $10K and counting in debt all thanks to the Colt Dolt Chrissy! Also, wasn't this for FIVE LUCKY people and would fill up fast??? Funny that 5 Lucky People magically turned into 2 Idiots that he's swindled for two years and counting! Guess Dave and Brank just aren't that luck after all?





Lol, Chrissy drops his Prices Faster than he drops his pants for Old Gay Men!

#ColtLifeBaby

[zealanddonk]

Remember the good old days when Chrissy's BFE was $10k for 1 day with him

Now he's doing a $1k buy 1 get one free for 3 days.

An amazing businessman for sure.

[1dollarboxcar]

Bird Brain want more us to join his live.... no lies... join here

[1dollarboxcar]

meh, he ended the live.... said he's gonna print more money and play another session... lol

[1dollarboxcar]

well me and another user who goes by Larry Ballsack... were asking him questions.... i was just trying to be a little funny.... Larry was straight up asking the hard question.... Bird Brain responded with " well i see some members are here from PFA, wish all you guys were here to ask questions "

so that's when i came here to drop the link... but then he said time to print more money and back to the tables and he ended the live stream....

[zealanddonk]

well me and another user who goes by Larry Ballsack... were asking him questions.... i was just trying to be a little funny.... Larry was straight up asking the hard question.... Bird Brain responded with " well i see some members are here from PFA, wish all you guys were here to ask questions "

so that's when i came here to drop the link... but then he said time to print more money and back to the tables and he ended the live stream....

He may say he wants all of us questioning him, but l.o.l he really doesnt.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, since showing a picture of Squirtstopher with two or more idiots is PROOF of a winning trip, I thought I would just browse through some old snaps, and found Branko in several of those Losing Masturbator Mind Events!



The first being the Birthday Booty Bash fiasco in 2022!



Here’s Branko with the other Bird Brains, getting a Blessing on their Money from Pastor Prescott! Lol, some good that did!






Then the Chicago Greet and Toss where the dorks got thrown out for being whiny bitches and crying about cheating, lol!



Annnnnnd of course the time that Hoa Le, Kevin Blumpkin and the rest “Learned” how to Lose their asses following the Billy Goat!



From what I can surmise, Branko is Serbian and clearly a Senior Citizen. He is currently the longest tenured Chum since Sam Martinez fell off the face of the Earth!

Hard to tell who’s dumber, him or Dave Pruett???

But since I documented those Losing sessions and just made up arbitrary numbers, that Proves they’re the actual recap of events and Documentation beats conversation Hurr hurr!

[TheRivers]

Listening to Bird Brain was actually funny.

Claims he’s made back all that he invested in CM

Says he doesn’t agree with all that CM teaches and that he (Bird) has tweaked things.

Says he finally knows how to spot a trend and predict what will likely happen next in table games.

Says he just wanted to play games better and has no desire to get rich off of them.

Dismisses all the evidence that CM is a scam with
“it’s all what you believe”.

Still calls CM his “coach” and says he learned from the best in the world. Says Chrissy knows exactly when to change strategies during a session.


The man is hopelessly hooked.

[Dan Druff]

Did a segment on Chrissy on the last radio.

Go to 3:30:08 timestamp:

[The Boz]

Did a segment on Chrissy on the last radio.

Go to 3:30:08 timestamp:

Great segment Druff!

A couple other things about Circa, including that they card EVERYONE entering the casino at the door so Chrissy won’t be able to sneak in. And on their book and Jeffery Benson, they are a quality book for real bettors. They don’t fear the action, and won’t cut you off for winning. They aren’t the typical 2023 DK/FD book looking for $10-$20 lottery ticket prop parlay bettors, but for bettors looking for fair lines and a willingness to accept risk, they are a great choice. And for dealing with Chrissy, they get additional props.

As for Chrissy, we are going to keep pounding casinos where he shows up at, but it’s obvious he is keeping a lower profile in that regard. Just shows the impact all of us are having on him. And we know it drives him crazy, so let’s keep it up!

[1dollarboxcar]

day 8 of the 30 day challenge can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet.....

https://files.catbox.moe/2qiskd.mp4

[Mrhorney]

I was thinking that Chrissy might be interested in buying your F1 🏎️ tickets 🎫 Mr Druff but when I thought some more it won’t be him.

Firstly there are 2 of them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand as we all know the only 💰 Fat Boy Chrissy ever spends on non verbal bubs and Skanky Stacykins is allowing them to share ☝️ of his lard infused Dunkin’ Donuts 🍩 between them

Nexly he will already be in the Presidential suite and wouldn’t even consider mingling with all the dead broke jealous hater losers who have a J.O.B. to go to the next day.


RIP 🪦 to ex non verbal bubs 😔

[BedWetterBettor]

I’ll do my best to be brief(hah!) on this shit stain of a Day 8 video!

Day 8, only One Day Late and about $1200 short!

Squirtstopher messes up on the thumbnail right off the bat, using an old photo from February of this year!



I took the liberty of restoring it to the Original photo!

So Squirtstopher yaps on and on about how he documents every thing(except ya know Win/Loss Statements, Sports bets for over a month, bank statements, Car Titles with ONLY his Name on it, a Deed to a Home with his Name on It, etc.)

Chrissy starts with some strange tangent about Side bets and how anybody who plays them is an Idiot ***** Flashback to a certain Masturbating Midget placing $200 on a Dragon 7 Side bet, a Lucky 6 Side Bet, Green Zeros, and any other thing that he NEEDED to hit to break even!)

Claims that he and his 2 Chums, Branko and Dipshit Dave, are the ONLY people who made money in the casino(so Reporter Chrissy went around asking EVERY SINGLE person how they did and if they won?) Small sample size from the Small Penis Size Squirt strikes again folks!

Around 10 minutes in, he starts Losing and getting flustered. Down almost $200 in 2 minutes, Hurr hurr what kind of job costs you that?

At 14 minutes, he gets too busy talking and doesn’t get his Big Boy bet down and gets REALLY mad! Because of course his Full Proof System includes talking about nonsense and never getting distracted! Hurr hurr Systems are what he sells now and Strategies are no longer for sale!

He gets angry and starts dropping F Bombs, remember Never get Emotional folks! And goes All in!!! He miraculously gets the win or this video gets dumped faster than Chrissy at Keith Craft’s Bedroom Door!

So he’s already put his entire Bankroll on the line (remember folks, place small bets online and don’t get greedy!) and still isn’t making profit, you too can learn this for $499 or $1000 or $5000 or whatever the extortion fee is that week… let that sink in!

He also claims he’s a man of his word and well documentation beats conversation so I give you Exhibit B!



Sorry for the shit quality but it was a photo of a screenshot, but it shows his first Lie this year that they would get ALL his strategies with the new chums club membership, entry to his Masturbator Mind Events and the money back guarantee! Who wants to bet Dave and Branko forgot about this and should be sent a reminder or twenty by email??

So there it is documented in writing folks, access to All strategies and any he creates, but you can get this New new New Newest strategy for just Another extortion fee of $1000 per month, really a Minute Man of his word!



We get several Ooks from NVB and shout Ook to Elmo and Ookstopher Jr. who should be in Kindergarten learning social skills, but is instead being dragged to casinos and 6 month rentals… let that sink in!



T-Bag Chrissy says “Don’t get Emotional, get Pissed off or Pissed ON like I did at Paragon Men by Many Buff, Older dudes!” #GoldenShowerKyle

Annnnnnd at around 27 minute mark, Chrissy says "He doesn't get Emotional but does Get Pissed Off!" Sooooo Anger is not an emotion folks... Let that Sink in.

About 15 minutes of Chrissy trying to blow himself for going all in and getting lucky. He also comes to the Conclusion that you CAN'T win by flat betting and MUST Mitchy Gale to make profit. Funny I remember videos some years ago stating that Chrissy made 78K in August 2021 by Flat Betting and a White Board telling us to STOP MARTINGALING! Guess that was more delusions from the Broke Masturbating Moron Midget Mitchell!??


Not much left here, I 'll let ZD have at it and maybe he can stomach listening to the Whiny midget yap about how $40 in 43 minutes is better than working a Job because it's not like he was down $200 in 2 minutes at ANY point (14:04) lol!

Foot Note:

Squirtstopher and Ookstopher Jr. returns in Kyle's latest FB post crying about moving 100 times and not having a home, not having a mentor, (Dani Johnson says HI!) or roughly Translated: "Wahhhhh for me!" Basically indicating that the 6 month lease on the Vegas Condo is almost up and they're scouting new locations to pull the scam" Explains why the Squirter had a rental car and why he was so paranoid about revealing the Masturbator Mind Event location or the hotel, it's likely in the same State he's trying to move to!

[BedWetterBettor]

Can't go back and edit my "Brief" post above, Lol!

But the picture of Squirter and Squirt Jr. is at O'Hare airport indicating he's out of or just returned from Chicago. So he probably stayed at a hotel near Rivers Des Plains and is also where he extorted Branko and Dave for $1000 after promising Access to ALL his future strategies for ONLY $499, plus the $1500 test fee, Plus $5000, Plus plus plus!!!





All that hoopla about moving back to Vegas and how he HATES Chicago, just to have to run back there to get a measly 2k from Branko Nutsack and Dumbass Dave Pruett and Pay 5 Times that to One Chicago! LOL, the Colt Dolt losing without even placing a Bet!!

[zealanddonk]

BWB's recap, which is solid, also highlights another flaw in Chrissy's plan: what Chrissy does is very stressful, for a handful of dollars, that are not guaranteed.

I might watch and review this episode later since it has all the hallmarks and stench of Chrissy-fail all over it.

[TheRivers]

Not sure if that photo from O’Hare is a recent one or not. But if he did return to Chicago why didn’t he just stay at the apartment that he’s still laying 10K a month for? Ha ha

And just because he was in O’Hare doesn’t mean he was in Chicago. He could have had a plane change at O’Hare. Possibly in his way back from picking up Stace and Bubs from Ohio (again)

And it’s so refreshing to know that Bubs already knows so much about money. Maybe he’ll be smart enough not to give any to his father when the old man is dead broke in his late 50s (or earlier).

[AhoosierA]

Christopher Mitchell's professional slot machine advice: Put $100 in, hope to hit a bonus, and leave while ahead.

LMAO.

He's a fucking retard.

[1dollarboxcar]

now a slot machine expert can be seen or downloaded here... fucker is off the rails !! i haven't watched it yet....

https://files.catbox.moe/eb5w1w.mp4