Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

No bet slips or a Sushi dinner as documentation means that little Kyle Lost!!!

out of reps.... but yeah either lost or he just didn't have the money to bet ( and now i am leaning towards the latter ) he only had enough money to

to keep his illusion up that he is a millionaire and try to portray to everyone " look at my life style " traveling to games with good seats ( that he over paid for ) it's all part of the illusion in his fantasy land brain that he has to keep portraying to the public and possible fish to keep his scam going....

if he won any money on Dbacks.... we would have seen it by now....

[1dollarboxcar]

i am back to Phillies fan for tonight.... if the douchebag degenerate has any money left... he will be firing on the favored Braves tonight at -148

letting most of it ride ( taking some profit ) so i can take all y'all to Sizzler cause i know douchebag is firing Braves.... we goin Sizzler.... we goin Sizzler...

[zealanddonk]

One thing to keep in mind was the idea that he got BOL affliate money around the 15th of the month.

It may be worth checking some of his material from the last 3 months to see if it spikes after the 15th and slows around the 10th as it has this month.

It'd explain the $1000 on game on and the general lack of showing winnings other than LOL slot machines that could be anyone's

[BedWetterBettor]

Grabbed this exchange on Chrissy’s latest desperate attempt for FB engagement! It would appear April ‘Goin Down’ Hill is still one of the Dumb Dumb Chums despite Chrissy’s angry tirade at her!

[zealanddonk]

Two quick reviews of Chrissy's live stream nonsense yesterday 1st is 111m25 long 2nd is 1m20

Diamondbacks vs Dodgers game 3.

of note Chrissy finally has 6k+ subscribers at time of viewing

11m25s video first:

Chrissy standing behind a fence which is hopefully foreshadowing of a long trip to prison.

I was accidently playing the clip at 1x speed and he sounded like a robotic idiot.


He has a box of M&Ms and a pee bottle that someone has already pissed in.
Looks like a nasty STI as well since its a very green piss colour.

NVB would probably have loved that box of M&Ms since its his birthday but he isnt allowed at the game. So much for father of the year spending time with his son
In fairness after all the bitching, crying, moaning and early leaving from the 1st game, NVB probably wouldnt want to be around that again.

0m45 Chrissy turns the camera on himself and tells us he practices what he preaches which seems to be show zero loyalty
He is dressed up as a Dbag and proud of it it seems.

1m37 Chrissy ranting bet on the Dbacks money line to make money, sweep the dodgers.
How fickle he is.
all you haters own Chrissy a big apology, the blind squirrel found a nut in this game and won

3m00 Chrissy grabs the bars and says you cant get closer to the field unless you are playing.
What a tool.

3m10 Chrissy then demonstrates what an insufferable cocksucker he is. He has previously told us he likes annoying random people, so he decides to annoy a woman wearing Dodgers gear.
You know, the same gear he was wearing for game 1 but hurr hurr, Chrissy smart

Given the recent case where the delivery person who shot the idiot youtube prankster was acquitted, Chrissy should be smarter about annoying people.



Chrissy even tells the woman "I'm live on youtube right now"
Chrissy looks genuinely happy for annoying some rando and getting all the big boy attention on his son's birthday

Chrissy answers a youtube question "hurr hurr, I dont play slots online, but I do play live, usually put $100 in and hit"

5m Chrissy pans up and we see some fireworks.
Most normal American kids would probably love to see fireworks on their birthday, except of course NVB is anywhere except at this game.

6m30 Chrissy "predicts" a high scoring game: did he bet on how many home runs would be scored?
As history shows, the score was 4-2 I'm not sure if that counts as high scoring after the 9-2 sodomisation in game 1.

6m45 Chrissy joins some short chant.

8m30 More fireworks, this time for the national anthem.

9m40 Fly over by jets and more fireworks, whicb most american kids would love.
To his credit, Chrissy doesnt say or do anything stupid during the anthem or moment of silence before it.

10m Chrissy manages to reverse that trend by turning the camera on himself, showing his DBags shirt and chanting Dbags like an idiot.

Chrissy tells us he loves the Dodgers, but he'll bet on the team that wins and makes money
The jokes here write themselves.

And fortunately this nonsense ends.


Video 2: Directly after the game

0m 2s Arizona beat the Dodgers, just like I said they would.
Chrissy looks tired rather than happy.

40s Chrissy pans the camera around the woman he was annoying in the other clip seems to have left.
Who could blame her.

54s Chrissy tells us he just got paid.
This is so unscripted and terrible, and obvious.
Chrissy also shows his left wrist and no sign of the LOLex, which to be fair we havent seen in a long time

1m15 Chrissy gets stopped by Security.
There is no closed caption but sounds like Security asks where he is going and Chrissy semi-softly says he's leaving.

He projects a weak image here for sure.


And thats the end of the second live clip.

So, both are quite missable unless you like seeing Chrissy annoy strangers as he has repeatedly told us that he has done in the past.

[zealanddonk]

Grabbed this exchange on Chrissy’s latest desperate attempt for FB engagement! It would appear April ‘Goin Down’ Hill is still one of the Dumb Dumb Chums despite Chrissy’s angry tirade at her!

Chrissy is so close to replying "I'd miss your money, hurr hurr".

Also, his post doesnt need "before" in it but remember, he's a math genuis not an English genius.

[zealanddonk]

And new FB post from Chrissy where he said he rushed from Arizona to Vegas for a special party at Red Rock.

Given how Red Eyed he looks in the first picture it suggests it was a very special party.

[1dollarboxcar]

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[1dollarboxcar]

comment from instagram, from the same post he just made on FB

[1dollarboxcar]

Mike Schulkins with a rolex watch post on instagram....

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyQ_unXL...RlODBiNWFlZA==

[The Boz]

So “private” the Knights and Red Rock advertised it on X.

[BedWetterBettor]

So Braves lost and no Sushi dinner documentation from the Bloat? Another Loss for the Colt Dolt! He was probably chowing down on some left over Shakeology powder that he forgot to throw away with his steroid needles and enemas!



What a great dad folks! Spends his son’s birthday driving 5 hours each way to Tempe, AZ and he leaves his son in a cheap hotel room while he makes a fool of himself at Chase Field!

Then dumps his wife and kid back in the Summerlin bunker so he can go to a free party by Red Rock like a broke joke! Hahahaha!

Hope those finger foods and soda was worth the trip Kyle! Though I’m sure you prefer being fingered by dudes named Bryan!

Hope you took notes on how to throw a decent party in Vegas. Halloween Candy and Costco cookies aren’t gonna cut it this time if any of the idiots besides Branko paid $5000 for your Red Chevy Tahoe backseat experience!




Squirtstopher shows his Big party, consisting of 30 people sitting around a pool with most of them at the bar!



Chrissy tells more lies and claims he won $5000 or is collecting $5000 on the game and is ABOUT to cash his sports bet ticket. He of course NEVER shows this alleged ticket and cuts tape walking around the casino like the Broke Loser that he is!

And since documentation beats conversation, he’s all talk with NO Proof in 3 weeks! Meaning he lost on the Braves and Dodgers and can’t even afford to buy sushi or gifts for his son, truly pathetic!!

[1dollarboxcar]

todays episode of goatshit, 8 min. long looks like he is at the Red Rock " private party " i haven't watched it yet.....

https://files.catbox.moe/d7liay.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

LMAO... goes into the casino after 1st intermission to make a quick 1k... no chips shown... VGK wins the game and he's gonna cash his winning ticket..... no betting slip shown.... he's down to pennies again and can't bet on games... )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[TheRivers]

I don’t know…How many private invite only parties have you ever heard of in Vegas where they make you purchase drinks?

[Jayjami]

I don’t know…How many private invite only parties have you ever heard of in Vegas where they make you purchase drinks?

Imagine having no friends to watch the game with, so you go to a “party” with a bunch of strangers. Tight life. I’ve always wondered if Krissy tries to recruit new cum chums at these type of events. Gotta be worse than a timeshare presentation! More likely he’s going around telling every guy how much he likes their boots. #FreeNVB

[zealanddonk]

I don’t know…How many private invite only parties have you ever heard of in Vegas where they make you purchase drinks?

No wonder Chrissy rushed back, he misunderstood the part about "being entered" to win.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's latest nonsense "Professional gambler goes to Red Rock Casino"
7m50s of likely nonsense.

Subscribers at time of viewing: 6.04k things are definitely slowing down

Chrissy opens with claiming he was invited to a private watch party, that its game 2 and he made money from game 1.

1m45 Chrissy rambles that Red Rock is the best off strip Casino in vegas.
How long before he gets accused of cheating there, gets banned and starts shittalking them?

2m05 Chrissy literlly tells us he just got back to Vegas 30 minutes ago, ditched NVB on his birthday so he could go to the casino.

2m50 Chrissy walks around, to where the "private watch party is"
Theres a lot of recliners for a lot of people and also looks like there are chairs set up as well for those who dont want to recline.

3m25 Chrissy has a scene of 2 hockey players fighting and according to the captions states "fight baby fight"
Is he remembering the good ol Kyle PRescott days where two beefy men would fight to have their way with him?

4m Chrissy is very happy the Knights are leading 1-0 and while there are cheerleaders in shot, Chrissy says nothing about the women

4m15 Chrissy is rather hangdog when its intermission and the game is tied 1-1 so its off to chase possible losses at the tables.

4m41 Chrissy claims Dana White was in the high limit room when Chrissy was in there
Stay classy Chrissy, stay classy.

5m Chrissy then tells us he sees Dana White at Red Rock regularly, and Dana has his own Blaaaaacky table in the High Limit room.
Odds of us seeing Dana White giving Chrissy a shoutout?
zero point zero.

5m10 Chrissy tells us as he waddles along that the Knights scored.
So, the game started again but Chrissy was too busy making a dick of himself to bother watching the game?

5m26 Knights get another 2 goals while Chrissy goes to the pool.

Despite all the seating, very few people at the "private watch party"
Chrissy lowers the decorum whereever he goes.

Chrissy ends by telling us there are 2 mintues left so hes off to cash his ticket to collect $5k.
Since he hasnt cashed it yet why not show the ticket?
Why not indeed.

No obviously useful material in this video so pretty much a miss.

[1dollarboxcar]

youtube money drops on the 21st of each month too.... unless it's a sunday then it will be monday.... have to keep an eye and see if he becomes

"rich " between the 15th and 21st of each month....

[1dollarboxcar]

freshly dropped goatshit you can watch here https://files.catbox.moe/td3p1s.mp4 blackjack for idiots.... i haven't watched it yet....