Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

This indicates that Chrissy has ants in his pants and is not happy with any of his life situations.

His constant failures in REBUKING SATAN has led to itchy balls, an itchy arse and other poor life choices.

He's also a degenerate gambling addict, so Vegas makes the most sense.

Well that and MACAU where they have big boy Baaaacky tournaments but pretty sure he cant find that on a map.

[zealanddonk]

And today's nonsense: Roulette Casino "LIVE" Chrissy plays for Real Money
5.13k subscribers at time of viewing and 89 "comments"

Chrissy is as popular as herpes these days, its like he either turned a corner or turned a trick.

Anyways this nonsense is thankfully only 13m43 long compared to his other nonsense.

Chrissy in red with a big Nike tick hoody on.

The interface is different from his normal BOL clips.

1m17 Chrissy claims he hurr hurred $100 on the account yesterday and has already doubled it to $200 hurr hurr
At that rate, he'll be a legit millionaire in only 14 days.
Forget "millionaire in 90 days, he can do it in just 2 weeks!!!!"

1m48 and Chrissy being the tool that he is "hurr hurr, you can start with just 50c bets" and he has to place a _$5_ bet on red as the minimum.
His $200 bankroll isnt going to last long with rookie mistakes like that.

Chrissy wins and in classic chrissy fashion decides to sit the next spin out.

2m54 Chrissy proclaims this video is for your entertainment
Shame it is free because as we know, free is worthless, and because we cant complain and get our money back.

3m39 Chrissy tells us he would have won that bet if he placed it. He forgot to tell us what he was going to bet before the wheel spun, but thats par for the course these days.

4m05 he said the line! He used the word trigger to refer to a valuable opportunity or whatever nonsense he is trying to sell

5m10 Chrissy is feeling both extremely happy for winning $5 and needing to bring back old script material: we get both a winner winner chicken dinner AND a hollar at ya boi
Sainted mother and hebrew slave can only be just around the corner.
Casinos cheat is probaby in the books for next week as well.

5m50 Chrissy claims he was making $5000 a day from this site during the "hurr hurr scamdemic hurr hurr" when the casinos were shut down.
IF only his youtube channel from then wasnt nuked, we could see some of that documentation.
Guess we'll just stick with contemporaneous reports that suggested otherwise.

6m Chrissy claims he now carries $50k to $100k a day.....how he dropped from "definitely $100k" only a few days ago.
Its almost like the more subscribers he has, the less money he has.
That sounds a lot like he's paying for his subcribers.

7m30 Chrissy is starting to ramble, and his balls are getting itchy from only placing tiny $5 bets.
Hurr hurr even though the trigger hasnt triggered, time to place 1st and 3rd dozen bets.
But good news, its only $5 on each.

7m55 Chrissy starts with his most recent gimmick "hurr hurr when you bet 2 dozens, one will lose, no shit dumbass hurr hurr"
It seems to bring him happiness to talk down to people.
Sadly both literally and figuratively happened to our midget friend all of his life.

8m34 Chrissy wins his bet and treats us to another hollar at ya boi.
He's very happy with winning $5 profit.
Very happy.
Just 3 more wins like this and he has 1 less degrading sex act to perform.

9m Chrissy claimjs his 1st and 3d dozen strategy makes $1000s of dollars a week.
At $5 a time, he must be literally glued to the chair.
10m15 Another win, another hollar at ya boi, one step closer to financial freedom.

12m10 Chrissy wins a 1st/3rd dozen AND a red bet and seems to be possessed by the spirit of a drag queen and starts rambling hollar at ya boi
Chrissy forgets to REBUKE SATAN and is at risk of both possession and repossession.

Chrissy makes a total of $40 in roughly 12 minutes after roughly 6 bets, declares himself the goat and quickly flees into the night.


Only watch this if you have missed the spirit of Camp Christina possessing the body of a lackwit, or love the sound of "hollar at a boi" which is pretty much the same thing

[TheRivers]

So how much do we think the master sports better lost on the Chiefs last night? He kept talking about “going to watch the Chiefs game” in his video. KC did win but they didn’t cover the spread when Patrick Mahones decided to slide down at the end of the game after reaching the first down marker instead of getting in the end zone (I was there). Even Chrissy and his heavy favorite mentality likely would not have bet this game money line at -480 so I’m assuming he bet against the spread and lost. Will the rant about how selfish Mahomes was be too far away?

[1dollarboxcar]

i'll probably regret doing this by getting a lot of trolls.... but here we go....

[Tariq Reed]

4m05 he said the line! He used the word trigger to refer to a valuable opportunity or whatever nonsense he is trying to sell

To highlight Christopher Mitchell's foolishness, here is exactly what he says in the video...

"In my recent videos, I talked about betting on the 1st and 3rd dozen with a "trigger' of when the 2nd dozen hits two times in a row.

Now, if you guys see the most recent winning numbers you will see that had you played that strategy, you'd be dominating right now because as soon as the 2nd dozen hit, it goes right back to the 1st or 3rd dozens."

He says that you'd be dominating with his strategy, but actually you wouldn't because since the "trigger" of the 2nd dozen hitting twice in a row never happened, you would have never placed a 1st/3rd dozens bet.

He then goes on to say (without realizing that it blows up his dominating claims), "So we haven't had the 2nd dozen hit twice in a row yet".

Exactly!

The trigger never happened, so his strategy would never have come into play.

[BedWetterBettor]

So I think I've figured out what the BIG topic of the Master Minds was... Starting a YT Channel!!!

From Bird Brain to Brown Nose Brandon, Habit Master to Uncle Zachy, and Off the Pipe... err Grid with Mike Miltimore to this laughable Chicago Real with Rick Missionary Position DLF!!! A strong majority of the Chums tried and failed to start successful YT Channels! They should've just bought fake subs and worked in Gay Porn like their hero Kyle did!! Little Ricky has 63 Subs and growing folks! LoL



As someone who once worked in REAL television production, this show seriously makes me cringe. From the cheap and horrible looking setup, the flat camera angle that looks like a hoard of midget clowns are going to run into the room any second(cue Chrissy and his new chums), to the camera framing that looks like a serial killer's confessional tape, this Rick dipshit needs a REAL education in Television Filming Basics 101.

But in today's instant fix, film everything and live on your phone during concerts and sporting events society, it's not hard to see why these channels spring up every minute and some even blow up to make viral stars. Little Kyle must have held the Masturbator meetings under the pretense of “Folks, I can show you how to make passive income without taking your pants off like I did! Start a YT channel folks, then you can have a Massive following and get paid to post content… on YouTube! Folks, are you listening to what I’m saying? Let that sink in… This is a Valuable Opportunity folks! You get Paid to make videos about nonsense, like I do Every Single Day… let that sink in!”

I shake my head and fear what the NEXT generation of Online Robotic Auto-tuned Celebrities will look like...

[1dollarboxcar]

new goatshit video can be watched here https://files.catbox.moe/ewput9.mp4

[zealanddonk]

Aaaand new video from Chrissy "How to make $5000 every day"

Fotunately only 13m10s long

Subscriber count at 5.24k at time of viewing.

Scene oens with Chrissy wearing grey, driving.

Chrissy is still holding his camera, rather than mounting it on the dash.
If only someone would alert the authorities.

0m15s Chrissy claims he made $5k in 20 minutes playing Baaaaaaaaacky
At 13 minutes long I suspect he'll be telling us just about every hand of this nonsense.

25 SWERVE Chrissy would rather bore us with his life story yet again, starting with "5 years ago it would have taken him 2 whole months to make 5k"

1m Chrissy tells us it'd take 12-16 hrs a day every day for 2 months driving for Uber, but he made the money in 20 minutes today.
He forgets he had to drive to the casino (and technically home again).

2m Claims hes been a millionaire for 3 years now

For almost a minute Chrissy is rambling about not being a millionaire and now being a millionaire:
He still doesnt explain "what changed"

3m14 and hes still repeating himself.
He's desperate for a video today.
Also, Chrissy's story is flawed: it is not reasonable for most people to be making money before age 15.
[m] 3m45 Chrissy finally says hurr hurr retrain your brain hurr hurr [/b]

4m05 Chrissy shouts out Napelon Hill again.
Looks like Chrissy needs to attend a MLM event himself and "borrow" some new material.
Maybe he can wear a wig and a comically bad fake moustache and sneak into one of Keithy's events.

5m Chrissy is rambling he changed his mind set from Uber driver to millionaire:
He seems to forget that 10 year period where he is in Network marketing and either "just starting to do well" or "had a million dollar business" depending on which part of the 50m+ nonsense fest you were listening to at the time

5m45s Chrissy claims he could give you a $50k bankroll and you'd blow it you would sabotage it
6m10 Chrissy now starts rambling about how he fucked away a lot of money.
I wodner if he'll include the story of once he started winner while Stacey was in the shitter, got to $50k and then donked it off, despite knowing if he ever had a $10k bankroll he would be set.

6m50 Chrissy rambles he's debt free and makes $100k a month
Remember when he first hit $100k a month AND claimed he was going to make $250 a month (shoutout to Keithy) AND was going to make even more.
Well, here we are, back to $100k a month.
Supposedly.

7m20 Chrissy keeps tapping his head
So to confirm, one hand on the camera, one on his head, thats not safe driving.
Hopefully the Chums will be watching this because his next MM event will be him driving them around in this clown car.

7m25 O good, Chrissy now throws the law of attraction in.
WTF was Stace thinking to attract this muppet?

7m40 Chrissy gets cut off and claims the driver must be a dead broke douche bag, because he doesnt think.
Sure sure.

8m23 Chrissy makes an exaggerated Loooooooooooooooooooooser because people cut him off and blah blah blah
Who cares.
Chrissy does, and Chrissy is the only one who does.
Great footage along with the retard comment the other day for 1DBC and UtahDrone tho

8m59 he said the line! "Doing what I want, with who I want, when I want"
Except filming in the casino, going to Macau, buying a car for his wife or step daughter, living in his big boy dream apartment, or having hair.
But, other than that, he's doing it all.

9m50 Chrissy claims millionaires and billionaires dont care what people think about them
Cue: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have haters, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in a video coming to you, soon

10m10 Chrissy wants people to post how long it'd take them to make $5k
"Hurr hurr I dont mean whats on the pay slip, I mean after taxes, hurr hurr"

11m20 Chrissy resorts to negging "hurr hurr most of you wont take action, hurr hurr"
Or you know, I just dont care what Chrissy thinks of my income, therefore I have a millionaire mindset.

11m40 Chrissy rambles about what people might do if they made $5k in 20 minutes Travel the World
We havent seen this idiot leave the continental US yet, so hes the last person rambling about travelling the world.
Speaking of, reminds me when he hurr hurred about going to paradise, but turned out it was florida.

12m19 Chrissy rambles about afirmations such as making millions easily and effortlessly, despite telling us how stressful this nonsense is in other videos.

12m24 Chrissy throws in anoher neg "if you are too cool do to those kind of things"
He really is hunting the BDUBS nutlow today.

12m40 Chrissy tells us this nugget was for free, remember Chrissy's rant about free being worthless.
This sure was worthless.

[BedWetterBettor]

If you ever needed proof that Chrissy is buying subs…






Robert Collins returns with more stupidity!

And the religious post to start this nonsense section is from his Non-Union, Mexican Equivalent!

#SenorSpielbergo

[1dollarboxcar]

i just watched todays video.... WOW the guy is losing it.... he has to be hopped up on some sort of drug !!!

[Phantom Limb]

That video is a dead giveaway that BLOAT is having problems getting new chums or signups for the Masturbator Mindfuck.

Is it possible that Big Daddy Foster is closeted and is Chrissyphus' real life sugar daddy? Either that or he's suffering from dementia to be bankrolling these two.

[BedWetterBettor]

That video is a dead giveaway that BLOAT is having problems getting new chums or signups for the Masturbator Mindfuck.

Is it possible that Big Daddy Foster is closeted and is Chrissyphus' real life sugar daddy? Either that or he's suffering from dementia to be bankrolling these two.

The sad reality for Bob Foster is, he needs to buy the affections of Stacy’s kids, ie: the car for Reese when she’s only 16! As a Teacher who works with young people, especially teenagers, he should know better than to hand the keys to a new car to a newly licensed teenage girl with such a troubled upbringing. I doubt Bryan M. Did that good of a job if she is still allowed to be around Chrissy & Stacy!

It will be worse for Squirtstopher Jr. as his mental midget father will always be espousing his own agenda to squeeze the old man for money, cars and co-signings(evidenced by the Lexus and Vegas condo).



The Looooser video from the Little Lying Looooser proves how delusional and idiotic he is. He brags about how he makes $5000 a day, but when he made the “I lost 36K at Sycuan video” he was in tears and looked defeated to the point he admitted it was a mistake to go after more than $500! So if he was a ‘millionaire’ then, why would he be so dejected and feel that losing $36,000 was such a big deal? And if he’s preaching to low rollers to not be greedy, how can he then say in the same breath, “Hurr hurr pay me 5k to learn how to make 5k even though I lost 36k and decided to Not play for big wins of 5k?!?!”

Which is it Squirt? Pay for your stupid advice which is Play for small wins or pay you for advice on how to make $5000 a day, which you haven’t proven you can even do cuz you’re too much of a pussy to live stream for high stakes!

At this point little Kyle would be better off teaching people how to lie to older men to get favors and have them co-sign on loans! How many other Sugar Daddies has Chrissy had co-sign things for him? I think Bryan Ockert has that answer!

[zealanddonk]

That video is a dead giveaway that BLOAT is having problems getting new chums or signups for the Masturbator Mindfuck.

Is it possible that Big Daddy Foster is closeted and is Chrissyphus' real life sugar daddy? Either that or he's suffering from dementia to be bankrolling these two.

While ex-pornstars have a certain appeal like Asia Carrera-Lemmon, Big Daddy Foster could do a lot better for a lot cheaper than Chrissy.

[zealanddonk]

I like Chrissy's new engagement strategy, only post every 2 days on FB.

Cuts down on some of his idiocy.

If only he'd do that with Youtube as well.

[RMS9]

Has anyone ever tried reaching out to dipshit’s papa, Robert Foster, via Facebook? Just curious.

[1dollarboxcar]

awfully quiet in Krissy Fantasy Land.... i wonder why he won't show any sports betting slips again ?? he must be scheming up something big and really good....

[The Boz]

THIS is the reason why Chrissy need to have his YT channel removed and his scam destroyed. I have zero doubt if this isn’t someone F’ing with him, that he will take this poor individuals $399 a month and destroy their already rough life.

This POS doesn’t have one fiber of remorse or decency in him. I’m literally sick over this one.

[Phantom Limb]

New vid of our Surly Girly playing Baccky (shoutout ZD). I zoned out as he droned on but he claims he "hit a button" and his computer shut down abruptly ending the session. Considering his mood in the intro and outro I suspect he lost his ass and was too lazy to pretend he was starting a new game. As mentioned above, he likely lost his ass on Tampa as well.

Shit stain is too kind a name for this walking sack of feces pieces.

[BedWetterBettor]

New vid of our Surly Girly playing Baccky (shoutout ZD). I zoned out as he droned on but he claims he "hit a button" and his computer shut down abruptly ending the session. Considering his mood in the intro and outro I suspect he lost his ass and was too lazy to pretend he was starting a new game. As mentioned above, he likely lost his ass on Tampa as well.

Shit stain is too kind a name for this walking sack of feces pieces.

Two Takeaways from today's video.

1) He likely got his BOL affiliate agreement back since his YT channel has over 5K subs in the past 30 days and miraculously he is doing "Live" Pre-recorded videos playing Spinny and Baccy

2) He hasn't played or mentioned Online Baccy in months. This has been a pattern of his when he Loses BIG on something. Like Aug 2022 when he lost the Live roulette session that Bird Brain sent to Mumbles. He tried to wash that at the MM event in Tampa, only for that to be a disaster. So to avoid both of those events being discussed or recalled, he moves on to something else to erase that memory! Same when he "quit sports betting" on New Years, he moved to Spinny again. Then he and the Chums lost at the Chicago MM event, so of course he goes BACK to Sports betting.

The fact he doesn't show any sports Bets on the MLB playoff games indicates he Lost, most likely on the Rays and Brewers, so he does this idiotic Baccy video at 10:20 at night to distract the chums who lost or idiots who followed his bets!

Such a simpleton, so easy to expose. Enjoy this nonsense ZD!!!


What Happened to the 6 Hours of Live Play Coaching per week? Are the 12 dummies still in the group getting ripped off on that Fake Promise in addition to the Promised Free Monthly Masturbator Mind Events???

Hope Little Kyle cleans the stains off the back seat from his last “One on One Session” with Bryan Ockert!

[1dollarboxcar]

daily dose of goatshit you can watch here https://files.catbox.moe/m5fh1w.mp4