todays episode.... meet CM , i haven't watched it yet.....
https://files.catbox.moe/vfbssk.mp4
can someone tell me CM's full date of birth please....
http://www.criticalbench.com/Chris-Mitchell.htmOriginally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Check that, January 9, 1979. Sorry, I deal with numbers all day and get mixed up!
Speaking of mixing it up, I thought I would take the liberty of reviewing the nonsense of today! Apologies in advance ZD!!
Chrissy Cums Clean about Chicago
Sounds like his last video with Colt. We open with Chrissy driving in traffic, "hurr hurr I HATE traffic and slow people" - Squirtstopher
Starts with a Complete Lie, he moved to Vegas annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd still has his rental in Chicago and will pay $10,000 a month for the next 4-5 months. Claims he was trying to get out of his lease but couldn't... Complete Lie! If one were forced to pay rent in a place, why would they run to a NEW rental and add financial burden for NO reason? Sounds like the Squirt needs to get that 1st grade math skill to understand that paying 2 rentals is worse than paying for One rental. But since he's lying, only an idiot would believe this bull shit!
5 minutes in and a random Rant about Keith Craft, the Real MasterMind, and Dallas and how he hated living in Dallas! I guess God told him to live in a place he would Hate? He claims he hated it because there were no Casino's's's's around!! He had to drive an hour to the next state to cure his itchy balls (shoutout to ZD). He hurr durrs about Dallas and then gets to his rant about Shitcago.
8 min mark Whiny midget rant # 2. This time about why he doesn't like living in a Luxury high rise condo! Despite being his dream home, Chrissy can't stand having to wait for Valets to bring his car around from One Chicago! Much like the Lambo not having Cup holders and THAT is why he didn't buy one... hurr hurr. This reason is about as lame as Chrissy trying to produce a Big Load and coming up Limp in under a minute... Man! You ready... you Ready... Squirt?!&$*!&*~!
9 Min mark Chrissy Complains, there are TOO MANY Casinos around Chicago... "Derrrrp I hate Texas cuz there are NO casinos around..." Besides this flying in the face of what he said minutes earlier, it just shows how stupid Chrissy is.
the next 10 minutes are stupidity and blabbing about masterminds and how much he makes betting on sports, without ever showing the documentation EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Now the hilarious part, apparently a Lady has paid 10K for One on one time with Chrissy. Hahahahahahahahahaha, yea sure sure, must be one of April Hill's relatives! Last time Chrissy got paid by an older lady, she gave him $10 like Deuce Bigalow got for Man-Whoring! And Chrissy happily accepted, but realized he can make MORE money Squirting for Old gay guys like Bryan Ockert!
He also claims the 5K for the next Masturbator mind event will be well worth and you'll make that back and MORE!!! Hmmmm, where have we heard that promise before? Maybe we should ask Brandon, Zach, JC Barber, Bird Brain, Pene, Bob Hesley, Vy Dang, and all the other muppets how they did in Vegas, Chicago, Lake Charles and Tampa??? All millionaires by now... oh wait!
Little Kyle Claims you will get 1st Class Service at this Event because he will PERSONALLY PICK YOU UP from the airport... Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ What kind of millionaire does that folks? Oh yea, a fake one who is too broke to afford a Limo or one of those dead broke Ubers for his Elite Chums. Sure sounds like they're getting their 5,000 dollars worth on this Sucker Seminar!
And the end he claims for 10K you can ask him ANY questions you want. Yet I seem to recall him saying if you want to be his elite chum for $999 a month, you shut your mouth and DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, just DO what he says??? So either more money gives you the "privilege" to ask the Bloat questions or dumb dumb can't remember his own Midget rants and tips. Or he planned this all 6 months ago and posted that so he could change his story now. Seems logical folks!
ok , one more question please, what's the make model and year of the vehicle he is driving now, and do we have a license plate number ?
A few things from today’s video:
Claims he hated Texas. How many videos did we see when he moved there and while he lived there about how much he loved the place and the people and felt he would live there for the rest of his life? And yes…no mention of course of Mr. Craft because we know what actually happened there. I also like how he conveniently doesn’t mention how he initially lived in Frisco and then moved to Dallas when the church likely told him to take a hike.
Complains about the tolls and the cost of living in Chicago. I mean…if you’re making 150K per moth does this matter?
Yes I believe he is still on the hook for rent in that building. Whether he actually pays it or not is something different.
Claims that all of the dealers and pit bosses at Rivers Casino love him. Wonder if that includes the pit boss that kicked him out after he made a scene claiming that the casino was cheating and forcing the second dozen.
Will we see a return to the Chicago rental one more time so he can pick up all that fancy furniture he bough (er I mean rented)?
So if he’s going to drive around the mastermind attendees in his SUV…this says that only about 7 can attend. If he has 2 spots left (ever notice how it’s always “2 spots left”) he’s only at 70ish% capacity. And I’m sure the attendees can’t wait to be crammed into the third row of the SUV. Wonder if good ole Chrissy will also be paying for that fancy dinner he talked about.
So let me get this straight….that woman has been saving all her money just so she can pay 10K to Chrissy. What will she therefore have left to gamble with so she gets her 10K back?
Oh…and yes the complaining about the Valet was hilarious. A real reason to give up your “dream life”. Guess he wasn’t willing to truly pay the price for his goals and dreams (in this case that price being 10 minutes of his time waiting for his car each day).
Bruh, I literally sent this to you a month ago!
2023 Red Chevy Tahoe Z71
VIN # 1GNSKPKL0PR286299
Plate : DW19324
Won’t post his or Stacy’s NV license numbers here… yet
@Rivers, it’s a Valid NV state Driver’s License. And in case Little Kyle wants to call my Bluff, his license was issued On April 12, 2021… not long after Mr. Foster took out the Loan and co-signed for the Lexus!
Stacy’s was issued shortly after that!!
@1DBC Yes, IL state plate as the vehicle is still registered in IL.
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-22-2023 at 10:56 AM.
Dang it @TheRivers!! You’re right!!
I figured Chrissy been hanging out at the Brian Christopher area at Plaza. It serves double duty for him, filled with suckers that are potential customers for BOTH his “hobbies”.
Dang it @TheRivers!! You’re right!!
As mentioned, Chrissy's return to BVegas means videos posted at 2am nzt.
Lets see if teres any meat left on the bones, who knows maybe he'll say him and his brother drew are like a pair fo Penises.
We can only hope.
Spoiler: Chrissy moans about needing $10k a month for 5 months to pay for Chicago: Chrissy then advertises a Mastermind event, charging $5k. Even the dumbest chum should be able to figure this one out
"Update: Come meet Chrissy in Las Vegas"
2.63k subscribers.
Amazingly, all videos in the last 8 days have had over 2000 views.
Chrissy's grmps running video from "2 weeks ago" has 781.
Let that sink in.
Anyways today's nonsense:
1m Chrissy rambling.
2m17s Chrissy says "if you couldnt guess...the mitchells are back in LAs Vegas"
you mean something that was clearly obvious "2 weeks ago" in the Chrissy Gump video and clear before then too?
2m30 Chrissy claims they have ben living in Vegas for 2 months now
Interestingly, this channel only shows videos going back as far as "2 months ago" so if someone wants to take a little bit of time reviewing the older videos, it could be interesting.
[with that note Chrissy purged a lot of videos because he does what he wants when he wants]
2m45 Chrissy claims hes paying for his home in Vegas and $10k a month for Chicago.
No wonder he wants to shake the chums down for more money.
3m Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha Chrissy tells us he tried to get out of the YEAR LONG Lease after 6 months but they told him fuck you, pay us and hes on the hook for another 4-5 months.
I dont believe this nonsense but whatever Chrissy, serves you right if true
As a multi-millionaire why doesnt he just peel off $50k and move on, is he somehow hoping he wont need to pay the last months somehow??
3m17 Chrissy claims to take full responsibility
I believe thats the first time hes made a claim even remotely close to that.
4m15s mark it in your calendars, in 2-3 when the enw Chicago casino opens, assuming Chrissy isnt dead, dead broke, banned or in prison, he is going to go to Chicago to play there
4m30 Chrissy reminds us he moved to Vegas during what he calls the scamdemic.
5m Chrissy starts rambling about meeting a mastermind and moving to Dallas and hating living in Dallas [despite it being a better climate for young Bubs and whatever nonsense at the time he claimed]
As others have noted, he's skipping "Adventrues in Frisco or Fresno or whereever he was"
5m30 Chrissy rambles no casinos in Texas: Which he knew before he moved there, hurr hurr.
He slyly mentions you could drive to out of state casinos, but was he banned from them?
5m45s Chrissy claims he didnt like the nearby casinos because they sucked balls
Well, that is something he is a professional in, so there is that.
7m20 Chrissy starts rambling about "filming his unit" and living in Chicago.
He uses very "I did this, I did that" language.
7m40 Claims they watched the cubs games "many times"
Sure sure, why not.
8m45 Shed a tear for poor Chrissy, the valets would fiddle with his knob, which he claimed he didnt like
The dude is living a high stress life if re-adjusting his car seat and other things even 3 times a day is a deal breaker for him.
9m37 Chrissy the millionaire now reminds us that a month's rent was costing him 3 days [at the very low end of income] or less than 1 day of income based on his big boy $10k+ days.
The whole thing is less than 5% of his claimed net worth of 3m for a year, and that assumes 0 income for that year.
10m20 Chrissy now moans there were too many casinos near his unit and it cost him $20 a day in tolls to go to Indiana
Remember this is the guy who claims to tip $200+ on a $1000 bill, and tips $200 or more on a $5k Baaaaacky hand win but $20 to get to the casino is just tooo much waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He seems to forget the price of petrol in all this nonsense, and he could play from him if he didnt like paying a $20 toll.
Chrissy also tells us he was riving 1-2 hrs per day going to the casinos
The exact same thing he has been moaning about on the Strip in Vegas for the last 2 weeks more or less
Chrissy also moans abotu pe0ople with jobs driving 1-2 hours a day, yet he does it himself.
11m10 Chrissy claims the staff at Rivers knew him, treated him like Royalty and Massively respected him
Yeah only for his supposed tips and his loltastic video trantrums he would throw.
12m06 Shoutout to Bronco, a chum who supposedly is killing it at Rivers
That explains bronco's comments on Chrissy's fb page.
12m45s Chrissy now complains about Chicago being cold and dreary for 6-7-8 months of the year, despite already knowing this before moving there, and prancing around like an idiot in shorts in winter claiming hurr hurr hes crazy and it didnt bother him
13m Chrissy claims he loves sunshine.
Wasnt a reason they left Vegas because it was too hot for Bubs but lol-Texas would be better?
13m14 Chrissy claims as a professional gambler he needs access to 100 different casinos
Why exactly?
Because the bounce strategy doesnt work otherwise?
14m20 Chrissy claims he has a mastermind event coming up and as luck would have it, 2 spots left
which chums lolled at him and said no, they dont want to go hang out with him?
15m25 Chrissy repeats you'll elarn all of his secrets in 2 days: 1st Q ALL of his secrets???? 2nd Q thats not many secrets if you can learn them in 2 days
15m40 Chrissy claims it'll teach you how to make $10k a day for every single day of the rest of your life
Chrissy says if you are not good at math........
Yeah thats exactly the people he wants.
as a reminder, $10k a day would be over $300k per month and over $3m a year. Chrissy has not shown any evidence even remotely close to support this claim
16m25 LOL Chrissy's white glove service is him picking you up in his SUV: remember the chums club events with limo services, or party buses or the Lexus, now its SUV time
Sounds more like Brown Glove service.
Chrissy claims he is going to serve you.
as a reminder: Chrissy both claims to owe $10k a month for 5 months on chicago, but he can make $10k a day AND he wants you to give him $5k to hang out with him
17m17 Chrissy claims its going to be a once in a lifetime experience.
How he has fallen.
17m26 Chrissy claims you'll make your $5k back while you are here so its literally free.
oddly Chrissy does his cocksucker laugh that he does when he is usually lying when he says that.
17m34 Chrissy tells us if you dont see the value in that you deserve to remain dead broke.
18m35 Chrissy claims a woman is paying him $10k for the BFE.
Exactly how disappointed is she going to be at the end of this?
18m55 after all this nonsense and promises of being picked up, Chrissy shows he isnt even sure which lane he should be in. But dont worry he'll definitely pick you up, with a big smile and no bitching moaning crying complaining or toddler tantrums
19m Chrissy now moans about people going to J.O.Bs while he's doing what exactly?
20m20 Chrissy clarifies the BFE for 1 day will also reveal all his secrets:
So whats the 2nd day for the chums club MMs then?
Relearing everything they learnt the day before because they arent the sharpest?
20m50 Despite claiming he deos accounting every night or some nonsense, Chrissy cant remember if he made $34k over the last 2 days or not, but just believe that he did.
This video is an easy miss other than useful for when he eventually moves out of Vegas again.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
As said, the meat was picked off the bones before I got today's nonsense.
Chrissy the expert sales man moans he needs $10k a month to pay off Chicago then tries to hustle people into paying $5k for rides in his SUV with him, where he moans it takes him an hour to get anywhere.
Even if the Chums are staying on the Strip this is going to end badly for Chrissy.
He also claims a woman is paying $10k for the BFE soon.
Lets see if he posts any evidence of that nonsense.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
“ Tariq Reed: He should offer $200 rides in his SUV where you get to hang out with Stacy bangbus style in the backseat while CM drives you around Las Vegas. I think I'd pay $200 for that.”
My father always taught me “Never ever underestimate what another man will fuck”. Over the years I realized how correct he was.
Sadly he didn’t live long enough to be proven wrong, at least in one case.
NO ONE alive is banging Stacey Mitchell!
Mr. Horney begs to differ…
Speaking of begging, wasn’t Kyle begging the Chums to join his butt Buddy club with the promise of “Free Monthly Mastermind meetings”???
Wonder how the Dumbshit dozen will feel knowing something they were promised would be Free for the year is now $5000??? Perhaps the names Tariq provided would like to be sent the flyer above???
You mean the $2500 one wasn’t the super duper bestest Chums club gathering ever??? You mean there’s a an even more superer duperer extra fraglisitic expialadocious strategy that wins 199% of the time??? What are we waiting for , let’s call Branko and the Cum Bum Chums now to hold our spots!?!?! How can we lose folks!?!?
Forum Wars: But those freebies were just for regular mastermind events. These are Super-wonderful Master master mind workshops. $5k is the price
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-22-2023 at 03:56 PM.
Its funny how I have the exact same thing come to mind every time I see that Chrissy is having a Mastermind or after I see pictures of the Chums at the event. I think that it is very possible, that these dozen Folks, are in fact the dumbest, most gullible, goofiest group of 12 people to ever assemble together at one location. It never fails - I think it every time.
What's scary is what if these 12 morons were picked together on a Jury trial together? Even worse, what if it was YOUR Jury trial? For something gambling related? For them to not see what everyone else sees is frightening.
Coincidence that there are 12 followers Folks?
Last supper at the Mayfair steak 🥩 house?
Blow Job Bob Hesler finally denies Chrissy not once not twice but thrice
Trial at the Bellegio ending with Chrissy being trespassed from every casino 🎰 in LV?
Any punts at who the Judas Iscariot will be, although to be fair there would probably be thousands of us who would happily drive in the nails.
REBUKE SATAN 😈
Shoutout to home alone non verbal bubs
OMG!! You actually CAN predict where the ball will land next!!! And I just paid absolutely nothing to find this information out. LOL
No new nonsense from Chrissy yet however:
He's up to 3k subscribers, so roughly 10-15% growth per day over last 3 days it seems.
In the comments for yesterday's nonsense someone points out there is a casino in Texas.
Chrissy hurr hurrs that "Poker and Bingo" dont count, hurr hurr.
Per his idiocy he states "Texas doesn't have any REAL Casino's" <<-- somehow gets doesn't right but not casinos.
Also someone Named FatBotFitness posted "Whats 10k to a millionaire" 9 hours ago and so far not deleted.
If ol FBF isnt one of us, thats hella lol.
Finally, Serpentstar (known idiot) asks why Chrissy cant just rent out the chicago apartment as an airBNB........
The day Serpentstar gets $5k together is the day he's getting rolled for a masermind event.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Hurr hurr documentation beats Masturbation!?!?
Chrissy hasn’t posted since his One win in 4 weeks, so much for showing results Every Single Day. And since I documented the Results above on my trusty white board, they are obviously true and beat any conversation from Piss drink Midget Masturbators!
He must have lost big on the Dodgers like he did on the Braves all those weeks. Speaking of Losers and Dodgers, found this on one of the newly doxxed Chums Juan Leal!
Looks like he’s a degen Gambler too and his Hot young GF is probably fleecing him for money like Keith Craft & Luc Longmire fleeced Chrissy!
Will be sending some provocative photos and info to Zac Seymour, Glen Gillian , Macy W. and the other idiots that Tariq exposed. If anyone wants their contact info, lemme know in a PM!
Cheers
A short-lived FB post today as he talked about being up thousands and thousands of dollars in the last 24 hours and how he was looking forward to seeing Colorado get beat up today in college football (which they did). It had a bunch of photos from inside what appeared to be Caesar’s Palace and he talked about being on a “paycation”. Not sure why he took it down.
i didn't save the pictures, but to add to @TheRivers.... he had a couple pics of stuffing his fat face with doughnuts from what looked like that
Doughnutique place....NVB made appearance chomping away at a giant chocolate chip cookie, while watching the Colorado game in the hotel room...
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