If you are "unlucky" enough to be living in Australia or Europe where Single Zero roulette wheels give the house a 2.6% edge, professional gambler Christopher Mitchell recommends that you pack up all of your belongings (something that he is an expert at) and move to the United States so that you can play on Double Zero roulette wheels where the house edge is 5.2%.
It's sheer genius, I tell you!
YouTube is beyond pathetic. They allow this scum to come back time and time again but suspends Russell Brand for accusations that have nothing to do with them. Perhaps we need to find a truck driver that says Chrissy assaulted him after offering him a ride.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/r...ult-rcna105750
“If a creator’s off-platform behavior harms our users, employees or ecosystem, we take action to protect the community," the online platform said.”
Bullshit, they don’t care about the average sap getting scammed from their site, but these unproven complaints get action immediately without proof.
It truly is amazing that YT can't shut this guy down within days. Sending him checks again for scamming people on THEIR site. Like you said---truly pathetic.Originally Posted by The Boz
Isn't their kid now school age? So just going to have the half-retarded wife teach him. So sad. Can the kid even walk by himself yet, or does she still strap him to her chest?
you can watch todays episode of goatshit here https://files.catbox.moe/up5u9s.mp4 don't give him the watch time on YT if you can help it...
i just started watching it myself....
Hahahahaha, a two for one laugh fest today.
Chrissy not only brings out the White board as “Proof” that he bet High Limits today but the fact that he’s wearing the Charlie Brown sweater makes it even more laughable. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
“I never Did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn…” should be the new Brand of White Board for Little Kyle instead of Cheapo Office Depot Brand!
He opens the video boasting that he “Won” $17,000 yesterday playing Baccy, yet the White Board clearly documents that he won $14,000 and Hurr durr documentation beats Masturbation!?!? So $3000 extra profit either never happened or for some reason it didn’t matter enough for the Bloat to document this??? Chrissy would later go on to explain he didn’t list it because they were “small session wins”…
But what happened to Hit Singles? Don’t get Greedy?? Be happy with ANY win??? Guess those were all gone with the wind faster than Chrissy’s hairline, Big load and Dignity!?!
Sorry ZD, but here are some funny moments; 7:04 Chrissy stutters trying to say an S word and it sounds like he's Hissing like a Snake, lol! Could make a great sound byte for 1DBC's next video!
He also claims he got most of his wins on Player. Which is likely a Lie since we've ONLY seen him placing big bets on Banker!
He also says he "took notes" on the casinos before playing there, if only this were documented days ago!!! Or was this all scripted 6 months ago?? Who knows, this is all bull shit and shows he's too broke to even show chips or online play. Lol, what a Loser!
Look Folks, here are Squirtstopher’s Sports Bets from yesterday. Ya see I just documented them here, so they’re indisputable!!?!?!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-19-2023 at 12:50 PM.
So I finally got around to watching yesterday's "Bet after the 2nd dozen hits twice" video and I had a couple observations...
CM said that he made $5K in one session of baccarat (seemingly the only session he played that day), but later he tells us that he paid around $500 in Banker Commissions and $250 in tips, meaning that his Banker bet had to be around $11K to clear the $5K net win.
CM tells us that he can make $10K in a matter of minutes, yet he drives to the casino when the sun is still up and doesn't leave until sometime after his 9pm dinner at Nobu.
Why hang out on the Strip for countless hours when he could be spending time at home with Stacy and NVB?
My thought on that is that Stacy hasn't been seen since August 29 and NVB hasn't been seen since Tiffin, Ohio.
I think that Stacy and NVB might never have returned to Vegas with CM and he's living solo.
Another weird thing about this video is that CM is driving around with two $500 bottles of Creed cologne in his glovebox and he tells us he's going to the Creed store to get another bottle.
Who keeps multiple bottles of cologne in their car unless they need to freshen up before meeting a nice man for a tryst in a fancy hotel room?
Is CM bringing bottles back to the Creed store for exchange, free refills or what?
Is he running some cologne scam here?
ps Thanks to 1dollarboxcar for the file upload so I didn't have to give CM the view time.
Today's likely nonsense "Baaaacky Casino, Chrissy risks $100k playing Baaacky"
18m31s of nonsense
Its a brown letter day for Chrissy, 2.04k subscribers, well up from the low 700s he had not that long ago
Chrissy also highlights yet again he doesnt understand the difference between the stockmarket and a locked in term deposit as he seems to think you cannot sell stocks for one whole year and have to wait to get your 10%
And lets put this together:
In Vegas, Whiteboard, advertising Mastermind events for $5k a head: He's broke or Struggling, or really just likes meeting randos who want to give him big sacks of cash to hear his nonsense live.
Chrissy opens by telling us he risked $100k playing Baaaacky to win $17k.
He forgets to show us either the $100k, or the 17k.
He has also told us his minimal goal is $3k, but some days he'll stretch to 5-10k.
$17k sounds like rgeed [or lies, or both] to me.
Chrissy somehow needs 17 minutes to explain 3 figures on a piece of paper.
1m45 Chrissy claims to be a millionaire who tooks $100k to a casino every day, while wearing a yellow-brown hoody
the infamous Charlie Brown Cosplay as BWB or possible Elmo called him
3m Crhissy pioints and rambles, and tells us he went to a big boy casino that he wont name
He tells us the minimum bet is $3k, max bet $20k but because of his system, his first bet was $5k not $3k.
this whole video is going to be Grandpa Simpson stories
Chrissy claims he has notes on the casinos and dealers
If so, why'd he lose the first 2 bets?
Chrissy now tells us he has a stop loss which happens to be the table max
Hurr hurr.
You mean the dealers werent going to let him place a sneaky $40k down just for him?
Chrissy rambles he made $5k in 10 minutes and now starts rambling about how valuable his time is and spending time with his family and blah blah blah.
As he showed the other day, he can sneak off to the casinos at night when Bubs is a sleep, and well fuck Stace, he aint going to fuck Stace.
Chrissy also forgets in this rant if he made $5k in 10 minutes, he could make $30k in an hour, make $900k a month and blah blah blah blah blah.
$10.8 million in 1 year, invest it, have all the free time he wants.
Except for 3 problems:
small sample size
He'd get banned
He's lying.
8m Ramble ramble ramble.
Chrissy's second story is even more idiotic than his first story if possible
"Hurr hurr, I bet $35k and made $5k in 10 minutes, then I fucked off somewhere else, risked $15k and made $5k profit in 10 minutes hurr hurr"
Most people would ask why he didnt just skip the first casino and go to the second casino
Because he planned on winning that first big boy bet, knew he got lucky and had to run away somewhere cheaper.
8m50 Chrissy tells us he made $10k in 20 minutes, forgetting two things
at no point does he mention tipping or side betting for the dealers: why, because he lies when he says he does. In every other video he has shown, he has shown he can not teleport between casinos, so his total time is a lot more than 20 minutes but hurr hurr he loves walking so hurr hurr it doesnt count or whatever
9m50 Chrissy is rambling about mitchellgaling after starting even smaller that sure was lucky as he lost 3 in a row, which shows the first two casino stories, he could have lost 3 in a row.
Chrissy PROVES he knows what big sample sizes are: He does his hurr hurr stockmarket only makes 10% a year on average, over 100 years
Except none of us are investing over 100 years.
Chrissy also has limited understanding of current events, let alone things that happened before he was born, or things before the previous mitchell generation were born (hurr hurr).
13m00 Chrissy now starts rambling percentages and then realises it makes as little sense as he usually does
"Hurr hurr $5000 is 14% of $100k hurr hurr. Ooops, no I mean $5k is 14% of $35k because I didnt risk my whole $100k. Oooops I mean its infinite % because this is a complete lie"
His rambling is irrelevant in so many ways.
He also tells us he played some smaller sessions to get up to $17k.
15m25 Chrissy repeats the claim that somehow these 3 sessions where he lost at leats the first 2 hands were valuabe opportunities.
he's moving away from "Triggers" which proabbly got him in trouble, to valuable opportunity
As he showed in the first nonsense, the valuable opportunity was to fuck away 35% of his bankroll if he lost 3 in a row, which he showed was quite possible in the 3rd set of data.
16m24 Chrissy jiggles his hands and tries to imply that 21% in a day playing with Chrissy is guaranteed, vs only 10% in the whole year for the stockmarket.
again this is Maniac Chrissy's standard 3% a day good, Greed is bad, $5k a day good, Greed is bad, move the goal posts say whatever he feels like saying at the time
16m37 Hurr hurr gambling at the caisno comes with a lot of risk.
16m46 Chrissy then tells us the stockmarket, crypto investing, forex investing and real estate have risk
Except for stocks and real estate you are generally purchasing something that is real, that has value and in the case of real estate, is something you can use if it all goes tits up.
the way Chrissy talks about real estate and the stock market might as well be listening to him talking abotu pleasuring a woman
Chrissy claims there is less risk if you study as he has done for the last 5 years: comapr this with yesterday's hurr hurr american roulette better than european roulette hurr hurr
17m50 Chrissy claims he made profit from sports betting which isnt part of his whtieboard discussion. Given he previously claimed he was betting $25k to $50k on sports yesterday, no tickets, no money, no results, safe to say he didnt make 21% profit on sports yesterday
For some Creepy reason Chrissy gives the camera an extreme close up at the end and does that thing with his mouth that would be a smile if done by normal humans
So yeah, watch the first frame with the whiteboard and save 18m30s of utter nonsense.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
So I finally got around to watching yesterday's "Bet after the 2nd dozen hits twice" video and I had a couple observations...
CM said that he made $5K in one session of baccarat (seemingly the only session he played that day), but later he tells us that he paid around $500 in Banker Commissions and $250 in tips, meaning that his Banker bet had to be around $11K to clear the $5K net win.
CM tells us that he can make $10K in a matter of minutes, yet he drives to the casino when the sun is still up and doesn't leave until sometime after his 9pm dinner at Nobu.
Why hang out on the Strip for countless hours when he could be spending time at home with Stacy and NVB?
My thought on that is that Stacy hasn't been seen since August 29 and NVB hasn't been seen since Tiffin, Ohio.
I think that Stacy and NVB might never have returned to Vegas with CM and he's living solo.
Another weird thing about this video is that CM is driving around with two $500 bottles of Creed cologne in his glovebox and he tells us he's going to the Creed store to get another bottle.
Who keeps multiple bottles of cologne in their car unless they need to freshen up before meeting a nice man for a tryst in a fancy hotel room?
Is CM bringing bottles back to the Creed store for exchange, free refills or what?
Is he running some cologne scam here?
ps Thanks to 1dollarboxcar for the file upload so I didn't have to give CM the view time.
I did comment it was possible he had a secret second family when he mentioned "the baby" given Bubs is 4ish.
Your take makes a lot of sense as well, and if there is a scam with those 2 Creed bottles, Chrissy would be into it.
Also shovelling $300+ worth of Sushi, and 2 drinks alledgedly by himself suggests 2 people not 1.
1DBC I believe highlighted Chrissy's red eyes at the end of the clip, maybe Chrissy needed a lil pick me up before or after his hot date or maybe its less creepy and he just got jizz in his eyes.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
The Bloat seems to be shying away from posting videos on FB. Probably because he’s desperate for YT views and engagement and posting the videos on FB I assume hurts his engagement analytics?
Besides the obvious that he’s too much of a pussy to show sports bets for the past 4 weeks and play with real Casino chips, why all the Lies about these imaginary wins?
Has he finally been banned from table games & online play simultaneously? Inquiring minds want to know Kyle???
Hahahahahahahahaha, today’s video is Pure Gold! He’s clearly drunk off his ass, slurring his words and glassy eyed AF! Lol!
In his foolish boasting he just doxxed all 12 of his remaining victims including legendary dumb shits like Dave Pruett and April Over the Hill! I’ll figure out the rest of the dumb dumbs later!
Thanks Chrissy for taking the bait I posted last night and exposing yourself for the moron , midget fraud you truly are…Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
The look of a clueless Buffon!
Plenty of gems for 1DBC to use in his videos and shows how much we live rent free in his head!!!
@Rivers, ya forgot to count the 2 people blocked by his fat head that include Austin Empty Pockets Grear and Branko Nutsack Kosack
And I love how he’s so rattled being called a scammer and a Fake that he has say those words repeatedly at the beginning, lmao!
Yes Kyle, those Gay Porn movies you did were also FAKE! That Rolex you longer have was FAKE, that Loan with Chase Bank you currently have on the Leased Chevy Tahoe is also FAKE! And the photo below from when you masturbated for $200 in your 30s and coming off Roids because your Physique is as FAKE as your teeth are now, while a Gay Porn actor named Bryan Ockert filmed you and did God knows what else is FAKE!!! #ColtLifeChrissy
I also find it hilarious that he’s admitting he lost on the Braves 4 times in a row and other teams to the point he puts in there Mitchy Gale because Hurr hurr they lost 4 in a row and now they’re gonna win folks! Like the prior games have any impact on the bet size or odds? The dozen chums clearly lost 3 of the last 4 weeks, hence he didn’t show anything. And the fact he only won $7000 on a $15,000 bet indicates he still lost overall. Otherwise he’d show the other bets but since he’s such a pussy he won’t do such a thing! Also, the Lol $100 parlay reeks of desperation and was not done for “fun”. He needed something to show other than a heavily capped bet on the Braves! Haha, he even lost his voice from squeaking his whiny voice at the TV sets… let that Sink in !!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 09-20-2023 at 10:50 AM.
I posted some of this before but with April Hill coming up again today I figured I’d share again.
If anyone still has some sock Facebook accounts to play with you can find April’s husbands business page under “All Coat Painting of Florida LLC”. It’s still used by him and I’m sure he’d love to see some pictures of Aprils hero in his earlier career! Check out the likes on the posts and it shows his personal page complete with a picture of Mrs Hill, though he doesn’t update it.And his business cell phone is listed, which he personally answers.
Have at it pests!
Today's nonsense, 10m 54
Chrissy is a scam artist with FAKE Money
As usual, this is nonsense, but is highly useful when he outs all the chums in his chums club AND threatens to either shut it down or raise the price.
He also includes some "analysis" on his bets.
subscribers at time of viewing, 2.12k
Rememebr all the times Chrissy rants about some laws of confession and he never uses the word "lose" in case he starts to lose.
Today he opens with he's a scammer.
He shows some money [remarkably, its less than $10k, with 1 band with info in it] and 2 sports tickets
1 is a parlay rememebr, parlays are either sucker bets for suckers OR the best thing ever if you truly believe because you are betting all the other games, then throw on a parlay
In this case, we should also see the other game tickets.
We do see 5 games listed, a $100 bet to win $957.85
But remember, he isnt greedy
Also shown is $15000 ticket to win $22142.85 ($7142.85 profit if it wins)
As shown by BWB's screenshot, there are roughly 10-14 chums in the private chums club
IF Chrissy (and Stace) put up $3k between them, the other chums put up $1k, the whole "syndicate" is putting up $15k.
Everyone gets $500 per "share" if it wins and everyone feels extra chummy.
This would also explain Chrissy's copy me bet for bet "hurr hurr, save time, lets just buy 1 lottery ticket, I mean sports bet together"
Chrissy does not say this, however given all the variables, esp since hes hustling $5k chums club events, it makes sense thats hes half broke and would think this is a good idea.
19s Chrissy repeatedly states he is a real life scam artist and scams people with a stupid look on his face, and slightly red eyes
Chrissy shows the money, which is a $10k stack, a $5k stack, and $2k loose.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Recall in yesterday's nonsense he claimed to have won $17k in the day, this is most likely a follow up from that, and most of that video was nonsense.
Chrissy shows the parlay and claims he cashed in all the other sports bet tickets (hurr hurr).
2m15 Chrissy now claims "I always just put a small amount on a parlay for fun and uh it hit baby"
Fun is an emotion, dont get emotional when gambling.
Parlays are sucker side bets, dont place sucker side bets.
2m22 Chrissy wearing a Brave jeresy.
Chrissy shows his tickets and asks if they are Fake:
I assume any idiot with a printer and the right paper could print any type of betting slip they wanted after the game has been played and claim its real.
Unless there is an online mechanism to verify those numbers it is meaningless.
3m Chrissy shows some food that will probably shorten his life and asks if its fake, "maybe it is hurr hurr".
3m40 Chrissy walks through a casino car park looking all around like hes gonna get jumped.
He looks a bit twitchy too.
He claims he goes to different casinos because if he kept going to the same one it'd like having a job
Sure, whatever Chrissy, whatever.
Chrissy tells us it'd be boring and thats why he couldnt have a job
Chrissy always forgets he'd fail most aPtitude tests, and then get fired for his shitty aTtitude.
4m20 Chrissy explains he was at the casinos most the day and had to run some errands
No mention of spending time with his wife and child during the day time when everyone else is working, Chrissy is also "working".
Chrissy shows us him walking close to the counter with his ticket, but doesnt show him cashing it in, or the cash.
In other words, it could still be fake.
5m04 Chrissy shows a screenshot from his side of the chum's club
There are 14 circle/icons but 2 are Chrissy and Stace.
5m45 Chrissy claims he shows his wife and son, and immediately gives the cocksucker laugh that he gives when he claims hes a millionaire. What a cowinky-dink
6m07 Chrissy shows "Stacks" of money, but sadly no toy money coutner that goes brrrrrrrrt
6m19s Chrissy brags his house is like a bank or a mini casino with money everywhere
He really is asking to be mugged or robbed.
6m40s LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Chrissy claims he's either going to get rid of his Chums club because he's soooooooo busy OR raise the price beause he doesnt charge people enough for it
He's written that script many times before: from over 200 chums supposedly, down to just over 10.
7m Chrissy is literally bragging he has a chums club with 12 people in it.
7m19s Chrissy shows us a post he makes inside his Chums club with his bet AND the logic: Cubs money-line cos cubs are 9-1 in ten games against the Pirates "This is a valuable opportunity"
No, its fucking obvious to someone with almost no knowledge, and doesnt have any analysis beyound "hurr hurr, pick the bigly favourite, hurr hurr"
Hilariously bet 4 is "Brewers Moneline: Mitchellgale your bet from yesterday" not stated as a valuable opportunity.
Chrissy reads out exactly what he wrote, so thats 3 minutes wasted.
He points out to a game where the team lost 4 in a row but they have their best pitcher, so hes going to bet super big because its a valuable opportunity (hurr hurr).
9m46 Chrissy shows money and claims he does his accounting work for the day.
surely he'd just write down what he won, or make a note on his phone like a normal person. OR even run it through the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrt.
10m24 Jokes are less funny when you have to explain them, but Chrissy rambles on why he made this clickbait title, hurr hurr.
As usual, this is nonsense, but is highly useful when he outs all the chums in his chums club AND threatens to either shut it down or raise the price.
He also includes some "analysis" on his bets.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
He’s back on FB and he’s angry.
And he called all of us out.
Fucking clown!
These are the current people in the Inner Circle Chum Club.
1) Austin Greear
2) Branko Koscak (blank profile image)
3) Mike McMillon
4) April Hill
5) Glenn Gillan
6) Christopher Mitchell
7)
8) Stacy Mitchell
9) Zach Seymour
10) Steve Sokol
11) Juan Leal
12) Michael Chumpitazi Jr. (lol that he has "Chump" in his name)
13) Dave Pruett
14) Macy Westerham
The bearded guy in #7 position looks familiar but his name isn't coming to mind right now. (It's not Matthew Bandas, the short bearded actor from LA who was on the Tampa boat ride)
I think we all know he won't shut the Chums club down unless everyone stops paying. 12 folks paying $400 each is much less than he was previously making, but in no way would he give it up if it's still generating scam income.
He probably has an extra large notebook from Staples,
that he does all his basic arithmetic in. The math that most of us do in our head. He probably writes the names of 4 or 5 Bozos that he believes he can get $1,000 per month from. The first being April Hill. He then adds them up, realizing even if 5 Chums pay $1k monthly, he is still in the same situation receiving $5k monthly.
Chrissy fucked up along time ago, because the optimal price point in my opinion is $99 per month, but you need a constant flow of new suckers. The problem with this price point was that Chrissy had over 100 suckers telling him constantly that his strategies don't work, they can be proven -EV with basic math, and most importantly telling him how much of a loser he was.
I would have LOVED to see some of the live chats when these Chums were asking him simple questions such as, Why his wife doesn't have a vehicle? Why he claims to be a millionaire, but has never owned a piece of real estate? He was so irritated during this period. He got shit on left and right.
The big question... Where is he getting the rest of his money? We all know he is not living on $5k with his Massively -EV gambling habit.
He most likely is getting the rest of his income from BOL commissions. As we know, he built most of his BOL affiliates from posting stupid Roulette videos on YT, advising people to email him, so he could tell them "where he plays". This way he can get his 30% kickback when they lose their ass(es).
The big question is, why hasn't he returned to this? It's my guess that he is scared. He may believe this is what got his channel terminated from YT. Making these "live" Roulette videos is what brought in Chums for the Chums club, as well as got them signed up at BOL to play -EV casino games, for a generous kickback.
So my question is why would he stop this? My best guess is that he believes they will terminate his channel once again if he picks back up. Any guesses as to what he is making from BOL alone? I say $10k monthly. At one point I believe it was much higher than this.
Remember, many of the people that signed up for BOL with him, previously, didn't gamble. After they went broke, they likely didn't continue with it, so the income from that group came to an end. I bring this up because awhile back It was brought up (not on this forum) that generally when an affiliate signs up a gambler, they will continue to create them income for life. This may normally be true with MOST affiliates that sign up people that are already gamblers - many gambling for decades. There is no end in sight for them. For Chrissy, I believe it's different. Folks that sign up are just in their next "Get Rich Quick" scheme. Most of these people have already done MLM, and real estate seminars, and what other Bullshit scams they have been sold on. After gambling, they will move on to something else, chalking it up to, "It doesn't work for everyone, or its just not for me". Yes, a small percentage will get hooked, but majority move on to something else.
Most affiliates recruit EXISTING GAMBLERS. This is where Chrissy went wrong. But then again, existing gamblers wouldn't fall for "Triple Zero Roulette is better than single zero Roulette because the zeros are spaced further apart - hurr hurr double durp."
Thats the best part, the last line is
"Thanks for hating assholes" meaning hes an asshole we hate
"Thanks for hating, assholes" means also "thanks for hating me due to my scamming way, but yo you are the assholes".
As for the other part, Chrissy knows his chums would happily pay $500-600 a month minimum to stay chums with him than risk the chums club shutting down.
Doubt he needs $12k a month for his rent so he wont put it that high, but he knows they'll pay that.
Finally, I think it was BWB or maybe The Rivers pointed out Chrissy had to fleece his flock and magically got $60k, the exact same amount for 6 months at $10k rent.
Threats of a $5k/head mastermind event and a purge are likely due to another big rent bill coming for his new place.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
I got a big laugh out of seeing Chrissy’s explanation as to why he was betting on each team. He seems to only know two gambling fallacies:
1. The hot hand fallacy - Cubs have beaten the Pirates 9 out of 10 times and therefore the odds are greater that they will win a 10th time
2. The “they’re due” fallacy - Braves have not lost 5 in a row all year and therefore since they’re just lost four in a row the odds are that much greater that they will win the next game.
It matches exactly the way he handles table games:
1. If the middle dozen wins twice in a row the odds are greater that it won’t come up in the second dozen the next time.
2. The odds of losing 6 spins in a row playing red or black is around 2%. Therefore if I’ve lost my last 5 spins I should Mitchelgale to the limit because my odds of winning the next spin are far greater.
There’s no real analytical thinking in any of this. It’s all small mind thinking. He claims he studies the sports stats all the time. You’d think he’d have a more in depth analysis and reasoning why he feels a certain team will win. But no…it’s all simple stuff. The pitcher won his last two outings so bet on him to win a third. Folks, the trend is your friend.
BedWetterBettor: I would bet that his BOL account got suspended or demonetized due to him Bonus Abusing. It doesn't take much to get 86'd with online casinos. He showed videos of him placing offsetting bets, that is all they need to take away his Bonus & Affiliate $$
Yes, this is definitely a possibility. I also think it's possible that BOL may have terminated his affiliate account since he was currently NOT signing up and new accounts, at least not a significant number of them.
From BOL's perspective, that is a massive payment to continue to make every month to someone who currently isnt producing, (even though the affiliate did earns it). There is Commission Kings, the "middle man" for BOL. If they have the authority to terminate an affiliate, it's my guess that BOL just doesn't pay the affiliate. I don't think CK's would get to keep that money. They most likely get a small percentage on top of what each one of their affiliates earn. My guess is about 5%. It is also my guess that CK is a one or two man show.
I would assume that in Chrissy's contract with BOL it states that they can terminate him at any time and not owe future commissions. They are in a foreign land, they are going to do what they want with no recourse.
There is really only one reason that BOL would continue paying an affiliate that is currently not producing any new accounts. That reason is their credibility. If they start to terminate accounts of affiliates that are not producing, the word will get around. New affiliates would probably stay clear of BOL if that started to be their practice. There already are companies paying 45% commissions to affiliates, but from my understanding these are mostly "slot machine" losses.
There is no doubt that his income is a fraction of what It used to be.
BOL may also have also seen any number of Chrissy's unhinged videos including "All Casinos Cheat, hurr hurr"
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