Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

How fast is it humanly possible to go through almost 200 spins at $7.50 per spin while waiting for something to hit? Little chance he did that on a single $100 bill. Likely jumped machines a few times after losing $100-$200 on each before something finally happened.

[JeffDime]

I opened the latest PFA show with one of your Chrissy videos, 1dolllarboxcar.

It'll be posted later on today, probably.

Really enjoyed the video I just watched @dollarbox

I am so behind on my Chrissy I probably need a good week or so to get caught up.

But please any lurkers who enjoy this thread and all the work these guys do…

Subscribe!

PFA (Let’s get Druff to more subs than Chrissy in the near future!)

https://www.youtube.com/@pokerfraudalert

And of course @BoxCar

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNK...iuJqlWEs_CmFNQ

Never stop pounding the BLOAT’s ass.

I support #FreeBubs.

[BedWetterBettor]

From his South Point slots video as of 5:43 pm



Then we can look this conversion rate up:



Yup, sounds about right just relaxing putting a random $1,430 (wait, did I lie and say it was a random hundo?) through South Point's slots in one single day to wind down. GOAT Life Baby!

Part of the reason he bounces so much is because he is bound to be scared of people following him and recording his lack of action.

That and these random looky lous who see some bald moron yapping about a jackpot only to see him filming a “win” of $750 when they watched put him way more than that before the bonus trigger hit!

[1dollarboxcar]

The Mumbler touting his NFL picks for $50 a month lol ....

[1dollarboxcar]

i'm looking for a another song suggestion for my next yt video which will be short and sweet... but i'm also looking to break away from this "c'mon meme " thing too....

as that is getting old real fast too ( looking to get away from illustration below ) any ideas guys....??

[1dollarboxcar]

BedWetterBettor: Maybe I’m just in a Weird mood, but maybe a photo compilation of Chrissy stuffing his face to Weird Al’s “Fat”???

this has possibilities....

[zealanddonk]

As always, Chrissy's ability of acting without thinking has screwed him again:

Whats his plan if he wins a jackpot more than $50k?
Does he show the ticket (and cash) and end up justifying hurr hurr "it is OK to have a jackpot mentality?"
OR
Does he keep his mouth shut and be frustrated that he cant claim to be the goat because he didnt show evidence (one of the few times he had it) ?

I'm pretty sure Chrssy would post his biggest shit eating grin and not care what those broke douche bag haters would be saying about him being an idiot and hypocrite.

[1dollarboxcar]

you can watch todays goatshit here https://files.catbox.moe/38abge.mp4 i'm in the middle of watching it now.... one quick takeaway.... don't play European roulette with one green zero, that actually lowers the house edge .... only play American roulette cause the numbers are spaced differently and better on the American wheel rather than the European wheel....

[1dollarboxcar]

and wow what a demeanor change in the last 2 minutes or so of the video.... when he is finally done eating his 5lbs. of sushi his demeanor is pretty chirpy and normal and said the video is over..... then he is in the parking garage in his vehicle with red glossy eyes and talking about making big comebacks and more goatshit....

it's code for he just lost his ass again cause he pulled another all nighter degenerate gambling again.... and hence why he uploaded todays video again at 5am LV time...

[Phantom Limb]

Dumbest Of All Time is apparently a "ball counter" or something now?

LOLOL

I did figure out where he keeps the $100k he has on him "at all times"...probably in those jowls of his. DOAT is looking like Brando in Godfather these days.

[1dollarboxcar]

Ace of Spades....

[Forum Wars]

After trying to watch that video today, I realized Christopher Mitchell is beyond delusional.

He makes NO money from gambling.

He does make a sustenance "income" from suckah's buying into his bullshit for a couple of months each at a time and Daddy Foster covering the gaps. He knows he is full of shit but doesn't know how much.

His wife's self esteem is the lowest known to humankind causing her to stay with the bullshitter. She will NEVER look into what he does in detail for fear of finding out for sure what she already knows is the truth.

They are goofballs, basically.

Also, at this point, I would consider watching Chrissy's antics a hobby. It's fun. I dare Chrissy to tell me to get a better hobby when this one is so enjoyable.

[zealanddonk]

32 minutes of nonsense, what a way to start the day

"Gambling in Las Vegas: Chrissy says to look for a valuable opportunity"

Will this be about triggers, or playing +ev slots or card counting?

1.96k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy's pulling them in from somewhere.

To the surprise of no one, Chrissy driving one handed, phone in other hand.

Chrissy in a red Miami top.

55s Chrissy is hot out the gate claiming he spent 100s of thousands on his "education" like the viewers wasted at university or college to get a dead end 95 job and work like a hebrew slave for the rest of your life
My university education suggests we are probably going to hear the sainted mother story and/or a few complete lies based on past performances by Chrissy.

1m15s I've paid off all my debts
Well, that is definitely disputed.

2m claims he'll never tell all his secrets but come chum with him in person in Vegas.

2m10 Chrissy rambles hes going to give a secret or valuabe opportunity relating to Spinny for free!!!!

2m44 Chrissy tells us his roulette secret by telling us he used to play Blaaaaacky but too many idiots at the table (this coming from captain no bust)

3m Chrissy starts to tell us about Card Counters
3m10 People count cards because they want to do something I came up with, a valuable opportunity
Being the Grade A idiot that Chrissy is, he doesnt know people were counting cards AND using devices to predict where the ball would land in Spinny before Chrissy was born hurr hurr

3m40 Chrissy tries to explain card counting aand claims people do it in an obvious way, get caught bet banned from casinos and cant gamble for a living
and thats why I dont play Blaaaacky

This really is a Grandpa Simpson story since he claimed he was going to tell us about Spinnnny.

3m50 Claims he didnt learn to count cards because he likes gambling and doesnt want to be banned by the casinos
He seems to forget the time he got himself and the chums kicked out for claiming a casino was cheating.
That in turn means he forgot the time he ranted that all casinos cheat.

5m15 Chrissy gives a rambling explanation again about how he thinks card counting works and says its easy to detect because "hurr hurr, someone bets $25 a hand to get a count, then slaps down a $5k bet when they think they'll win and its obvious, hurr hurr".

Save time and just mitchellgale your bets, you'll betting $5k on a $25 min table a lot quicker.

5m30 He claims he does something similiar with Sports betting, Spinny and Baaacky.
He claims its similiar to card counting in a way

5m45 Our genius claims hes counting things in sports betting but hes not going to describe it in this video: What was he counting on New Year's eve when the team won and Chrissy still cried?

6m50 Chrissy is still rambling but has moved to Spinnny, complete lie: I made an awesome video about betting two dozens
Yeah, no, you changed your long term "bet the middle dozen to dont bet the middle dozen, hurr hurr"
This is after he claimed to have a 100% winning roulette strategy before making this change.
Let that sink in.

7m40 Chrissy rambles that American Roulette is better than European Roulette: The reason is the numbers arent spaced the same way
Forget the ev for european is only -2.7% whereas American is -5.26
I half expect him to explain that ev for american roulette should be -5.4% because iof 2 zeros, but its pnly -5.26% so thats better.

Yes Chrissy, double your chances of losing and tell us why this is a good idea.

9m04 Chrissy claims the numbers in the first and third dozen are mathematically guaranted to come up more often
And Chrissy's proof of this is what exactly?

11m Chrissy starts rambling about going to a shop in Bellagio to buy Creed and then shows us two bottles, while he is driving.

12m45 after over 12 mintues of rambling nonsense, Chrissy tells us the valuble opportunity is "The second dozen hits twice in a row"

15m Because Chrissy is an idiot, he tells us that betting the other 2 dozens gives you a 65% chance of winning: Except thats the odds on a European wheel. An American wheel is 63%
Of course, a couple of percent here or there doesnt matter to Chrissy since he doesnt understand -EV as it is.

15m20 Chrissy clarifies its 65% because he will HEDGE both greens in case they come up
There you have it folks, but over two 3rds of the wheel, including the greens and you will probably win a big boy bet.
The payout is still -ev but you have the exciting feeling of winning
Except the 31.5% of the time that a second dozen comes and wipes you out.

15m30 Chrissy tells us his strategy works 100% of the time.
His old BOL videos suggest otherwise. Its a shame he lost the channel with that idiocy.

15m45 Chrissy now rags on youtubers who make videos that claim a 98% successful strategy, O chrissy you idiot

16m07 Chrissy rants with a "fucking bullshit"
He'd know, hes been doing this for years.

16m30 Unsurrpisingly Chrissy now negs the viewer by saying they could try this strategy themselves "and if you dont even want to try it yourself because you dont have any fucking balls and you're afraid then watch the results online or go into an actual casino"
Chrissy forgets he used to show online videos of him playing Spinny, is he going to bring that back?
Chrissy is also vague on what he means by big bet AND how much to hedge, so in traditional Chrissy coaching, you bet the wrong ratio, you lose, not his fault, hurr hurr

16m54 Chrissy now claims that the numbers that hit the least are the middle dozen
So he recommends you wait until two hit in a row and place a big boy bet, but it wont happen every often at all.

Unless my math is wrong, any pair of spinny spins has a 9.9% chance of being two middle dozens.

17m45 Chrissy repeats only play American Roulette

18m40 Chrissy claims Mitchellgale is now "triple or quad your rpevious bet after a loss"
It used to just be "double and add a little more on"

19m30 This gets even more stupid than expected and thats saying a lot
"Bet 1st and 3rd dozen after 2 second dozens in a row. Hedge both green 0s enough to cover what you might lose on the 1st and 3rd AND if you lose, mitchellgale your next bet "

19m49 the probability of you winning gets higher each time the first and or third dozen does not hit based on the way the numbers are put on the Wheel
Chrissy needs to put a disclaimer on each video of how many balls to the face he's taken.


20m Chrissy claims if you start doing this he promises it'll change your life [complete truth] you'll make an absolute fortunate [complete lie]

20m56 Chrissy claims there will be valuable opportunties on sports tomorrow and he'll have $25-50k on a few different games
Will we see the tickets?

21m He claims he's been "tracking" those sports and hes super excited.
Anyone who has seen "A Beautiful Mind" knows where this is heading.

21m20s After spending closse to 20 minutes telling us about Spinny, Chrissy tells us he played Baaaaacky instead

21m25 Claims he amde 45k after banker commish and dealer tip outs.

21m40 Chrissy claims he was playing with a billionaire he regularly plays with at various casinos.
Sounds like the dude was bouncing casino to casino to avoid Chrissy.
Claims the billionaire bets over $100k per hand.

Claims the billionaire has his own rules.
Chrissy claims he wont name him but the family is woerth over $250 billion.

Wiki only has the Waltons at 224B but that seems to be a Forbes list which might only be American.
Wiki also has global billionaires with Elon Musk in second with $180 billion

Bernard Arnault is on both lists, but below $250B, is in his mid 70s and a quick search deosnt suggest he's a gambler.

So what is more likely?
An insanely rich French man is in Vegas gambling with Chrissy
OR
Chrissy is being conned by someone claiming to be a billionaire
OR
Chrissy is telling complete and utter lies
OR
Chrissy is confusing billions with millions?

21m59 "Of course some of you are not gonna believe me but I've got no reason to lie and if you dont believe me just come to Vegas you'll see him because he's here every single day"

Of course Chrissy has reasons to lie, which is strange becuase hes so bad at it.

22m15 Chrissy claims he isnt sure what hes going to do now:
How about play Spinny with Elvis and Tupac

23m Chrissy decides to waste his valuable time roaming around the Strip

Chrissy starts rambling about dealer commissions and sounds confused.

25m20 Chrissy tells us he has an amazing life after walking around outside for 4 minutes
He says we should go to Vegas to meet him.

No no, I can happily walk around outside in NZ with zero risk of meeting that arseclown.

25m35 Chrissy trying to hustle those $5k mastermind events now that hes back in Vegas again
25m39 Chrissy claims he'll teach you alllll his secrets [complete lie]

26m07 Because Chrissy is dressed like a clown he said he cant get into a 5 star resturant.
I thought they all knew who he was and would happily take him and his money regardless of how terrible he looked.
I thought his catchphrase was he did what he wanted, with who he wanted, when he wanted.

26m30 Chrissy is still confused about what he is going to do
Either eat or gamble, its not difficult.
Orrrrrrrrr go back home to Stace and bang her, something you'll both enjoy


28m15 Chrissy eventually ends up at Nobu
Literaslly 6 minutes of filming time that was a complete waste.

29m Chrissy slams 2 cocktails and a lot of sushi.

29m30 Chrissy shows a bill for $371.73 ITs heavily implied he ate that all by himself. Running must be doing wonders for his health
Chrissy also does the ol "look ma I tipped" and makes it look like he tipped $128.27 to round up to $500.

30m25 Chrissy initially ends the video, but starts again from his car
Either hes had rapid onset food poisoning from the Sushi and been shitting his guts out, hes on something, or he lost his arse on a sneaky session
if you've seen Lord of The Rings he looks like Gollum

31m Chrissy starts rambling about losing, and winning it back because he's generous and gives his money away to other people: Was he just robbed??? [/b]

31m 22 Shoutout to Kings Ransom, they finally get a mention after months of nothing: No paperwork, but a shoutout
31m37 Chrissy claims he gives away $5-10k a month to waiters/waitresses and dealers when he plays spinny and baacky.

Chrissy rants hes always giving and God always makes sure he gives back to Chrissy.


What a fucking load of nonsense this video was.
Def watch th last coupla minutes starting at the sushi and drinks section and watch to the end.

[zealanddonk]

Based on today's video, why would anyone pay $5000 to play with Chrissy when he just gave away his 100% guaranteed tip [thats hella flawed] and then he looks like hes on drugs for an addon at the end.

The worst part is he spent over 20 minutes rambling about Spinny, then plays Baaacky.

O and the time/date on the "Sales draft" for Noob or whereever Chrissy was is 9/17/2023 21:09.

[BedWetterBettor]

Based on today's video, why would anyone pay $5000 to play with Chrissy when he just gave away his 100% guaranteed tip [thats hella flawed] and then he looks like hes on drugs for an addon at the end.

The worst part is he spent over 20 minutes rambling about Spinny, then plays Baaacky.

O and the time/date on the "Sales draft" for Noob or whereever Chrissy was is 9/17/2023 21:09.

I too wondered if he’s too scared to show his sports tickets or too broke to even bet big amounts on Sports, why would anyone pay him $399 for chum’s club lifetime recurring, one time payment fees??? There are No mastermind meetings coming up, proven by his 7 months without one! There are no winning gambling trips,
Proven by the fact Squirtstopher is being watched by security in Vegas and forbidden from buying chips and not playing!

What’s his next pitch? “Join my elite Chums club and hang out with Ian Ziering’s shorter, fatter, dumber , bald-headed stunt double??









Cumming in 2024… Kyle Prescott in… SquirtNado 5!!!

At least Ian got some decent hair plugs and veneers, where as Chrissy’s best attempt is seen below!! Lol!!

[Tariq Reed]

If only we had Christopher Mitchell's address, this shirt would make a nice gift.

Speaking of shirts, we haven't seen the 'I Am The GOAT" shirts make an appearance in quite a while, they've probably become jizz rags.



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJ9KD9HG

[zealanddonk]

@Tariq Reed: How can anyone think that 2 Green Zeros out of 38 numbers gives better odds to win than 1 Green Zero out of 37 numbers? It's insane. Perhaps it's 2nd Grade Math and CM hasn't gotten that far.

Just wait till someone comes up with a Quad 0 wheel, Chrissy will have to come up with a new strategy, but you know he'll brag its better than 2 green 0s.

[Tellafriend]

En Prison vs La Partage

So what’s the difference? Well, both rules concern playing even money outside bets like red/black or the odd/even bet on a French Roulette table. In La Partage, you get half your bet back if the ball happens to land in zero.

If you play on a table that offers “En Prison”, the dealer will place a marker over all even-money bets should the ball land in the zero pocket, effectively putting the bet in prison for the next spin. The bet “Rides” without you having to pay for it.

You repeat the bet, and if it comes in your original bet is returned (you don’t get paid 1:1 and get your original bet back). The reduction in house edge is exactly the same as “La Partage”. This can come in handy for systems such as the Single Column Even Bets strategy which involve the even money bets.

At some casinos, there is a further twist to the En Prison rule: a “second spin zero” rule. If the ball lands in the zero again (so twice in a row), the bet remains “en prison”. We haven’t personally played on a table that offers this, but it has been reported.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hurr hurr Electronic Table Games are rigged derrrrrp!



And the dumb comments keep on coming! This James Maccommas is clearly a fake/paid subscriber & commenter. He’s made several of these kinds of posts fellating Little Kyle! Much like the Robert Collins and SepernTards of recent past! Or is this Brown Nose Brandon’s new identity since going into the Penetrated Prescott Witness Relocation Program???



Lol, ‘Advanced Betting Techniques’??? Hahahahahaha! Like what, Bet small, Marty Big and add $5 for a Mitchy Gale? Then film 3 minutes of it and post is as a full proof strategy? Yea, because his 6 month home rentals are Proof that he’s making bank off it!

[TheRivers]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Double Jackpot is completely clueless. In a 27 minute video he posted today he keeps saying that CM has only 500 subscribers yet the channel is up to almost 2K….and then at one point he says “it’s only a matter of time before he moves back to Vegas.” Come on man!! And his videos…while well intended….are just painful to listen to. Rambles on and on and on.