Ok, meeting over time for Chrissy's nonsense.
"How to win at the casino and become a professional gambler"
1.54k subscribers at time of viewing
18m15s of likely nonsense.
Spoiler alert: Disney has a sequel to SnowWhite and the 7 dwarves. They are adding a new dwarf named Doped Out and Chrissy is using this video for his audition tape
Chrissy showcases a range of emotions and comes off as an idiot. This might just be what Disney is looking for, and he is the right height. Then again, Colt might be filming a parody
Chrissy also claims to have created "Check up from the neck up" which he most likely didnt, and desperately needs one himself.
Of special note, Serpentstar is back in the comments with nonsense.
He claims to have turned $100 into $2400, donked it off.
Chrissy says he can do it again.
Chrissy also says never kill your golden goose because you cannot get it back if you do, hurr hurr.
The whiteboard also makes a return.
Anyways:
Chrissy in a black and oriange baltimore top, looking hella tired, unshaven for a few days.
Chrissys's irises are pinpoints, which looks hella suspicious.
His eyebrows also look suspcious.
He looks suspicious.
1m20 blah blah millionaire, former uber driver.
2m #1 big bankroll.. Chrissy pulls a wad out of nowhere and starts flashing it.
Serial numbers available.
2m40s chrissy repeats if he had a $10k bankroll he swore he'd never lose again. Except, he got to $50k and donked it off in 1 day
Either God doesnt listen, Chrissy didnt rebuke satan or Chrissy's word is worthless.
Or, all 3.
3m20 repeats claim he never takes less than $100k with him to the casino.
3m30 the now Infamous "You need a check up from the neck up, do you guys like that, I made that up years ago by the way"
4m10 Tip #2 low rollers only: stay home play online.
6m30 tip #3 place small bets
Chrissy starts rambling that people placing big bets usuall have small bankrolls.
or they are people like Zachy who followed Chrissy's nonsense, started with a big bankroll, lost 6 in a row and now are placing a big bet for half or more of their tiny remains
7m30 Chrissy claims he and his wife teahcing people to retrain their brain
I thought she was retired and never had to work again
8m10 Chrissy starts rambling about tip #4 get rid of your emotions and starts telling a story mocking a person having a hard time choosing which side to bet in Baaaacky
This is from the same idiot who had plenty of videos where he was humming and harrring before placing his bets.
8m35 Chrissy claims hes trying to be humourous while being an annoying cocksucker.
9m As others have said, it is possible Chrissy is on some substance he says he wishes those people would make a fucking decision already, literally I wish I could just pow smack these dumb motherfuckers upside the fucking head"
Chrissy mimes trying to punch someone when he does this, and his eyes look red if you pause exactly aty 9m12s mark.
9m14 Chrissy starts rambling is he getting emotional blah blah follow his own advice blah blah.
9m58 history has proven time and time again that the masses are always wrong
Except of course crowdsourcing is a thing, with various levels of accuracy, and techniques to improve that
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028840/...out-the-future
What Chrissy is really saying is, no one asks for his opinion because he is listed as an idiot in many places
10m Chrissy now claims he often says "If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything"
He fell for Keithy as well as the Apex crew.
10m50 Chrissy claims he doesnt play Blacky any more because there are too many idiots at the table
Nexct week he'll claim he's back to Blacky.
11m20 Tip 5 Dont play sucker bets
after spending 2 minutes ranting like an idiot that Baacky is only pick player or banker, he now tells us there are lots of sucker bets in Baaacky
13m40 Chrissy has just spent almost 2 minutes explaining all the different sucker bets. He now decides to insult asians and tell people how to spend their own money
Chrissy now rambles that the asian woman bet $25 on a sucker bet, won 200x or $5k AND did not leave!!!!!!!!
Chrissy forgets people get to make choices with their money
Chrissy also has said previously people playing sucker side bets is why casinos can afford to let him win.
Chrissy is an idiot, do not be like Chrissy.
15m35 Tip 6 do not get greedy.
16m10 Chrissy claims the woman who won the $5k payout made profit, despite saying she was already down $8.1k
Yes, thats right, -$8.1k + $5k = -3.1k = profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This expalins why Chrissy claims to make profit every day!
16m15 more swering from Chrissy "Dumass motherfuckers play with their emotions, they play sucker side bets and dont leave after they make profit, they're fucking greedy[/b]
Again, Chrissy forgets other people losing is good for him and Chrissy seems to think other people care what he has to say because he doesnt care what other people say.
He really is this stupid.
16m45 in another rant Chrissy claims he doesnt let the casinos beat him he seems to forget the times hes been kicked out for winning too much aka crying that the casino cheated him hurr hurr
This is Chrissy hyper nonsense and probably should be avoided unless you like watching Chrissy have a fit.
Remember, he is asking people that he wants to punch, to join his chums club and give him money, he doesnt need
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