"Max D" would be a great porn name, unlike Christopher "Barely Adequate D" Mitchell.donkey: Server Max D can confirm his 37% tip or more depending if you tip on the amount before tax or after tax
"Max D" would be a great porn name, unlike Christopher "Barely Adequate D" Mitchell.donkey: Server Max D can confirm his 37% tip or more depending if you tip on the amount before tax or after tax
While we wait for further evidence in the mystery of "who ate $19 worth of tater tots?" its time for Chrissy's new video.
"Chrissy with $50k cash" aka "Real or Fake?"
7m51s of nonsense, 733 subscribers at time of viewing.
I can only hope we see the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrr in this nonsense.
Spoiler: Chrissy compares himself to a starving person in a 3rd world country which only makes up 1% of the world's population and has a good cry about it, despite living life on Easy mode the day he was born
Chrissy in grey, standing in front of his Vegas Mural (why does he have a mural up if he lives in Vegas?"
He shows us what he claims is 50k and the toy money counter that goes brrrr.
blah blah not impress you blah blah do whatever it takes blah blah
1m50 Chrissy thumbs through some of the cash and claims its 100% legit: We know Chrissy is a christian and never ever lies, why do we need 5 more minutes of nonsense?
2m10 Chrissy starts putting the bills through the toy money counter.
4m40s Chrissy finishes counting money and goes full retard claiming his life was more difficult than 99% of people in the world, and the 1% were people living in 3rd world countries without shoes
Hes a cis white male, born in America in the late 70s / early 80s, hes already playing life on Easy Mode.
He was too young to really be affected by the AIDS epidemic and possibly napped through the Cold War/Nuclear threats of the mid 80s Speaking of which watch "The morning after".
When 9/11 hit he was on the other side of the country trying out for the swim team, and its only really been the Covid pandemic that put a crimp in poor chrissy's lifestyle when he could gamble online instead of at the casinos.
5m Chrissy now justifies his woe is me with his dad cheated on his mom and she became a single mother.
5m18s Chrissy claims his father abused him for no reason
Again, child abuse and gay bashing are wrong: Chrissy definitely didnt learn anything from any discipline his father gave him.
5m35s Blah blah moved over 100 times (atleast 4 times in the 3 odd years this thread has been active) and living in 12 different states
6m Chrissy brags he walks around with $50k on him every single day, which again shows why his nonsense he deleted the other day was nonsense.
More blah blah blah.
Definitely miss this nonsense unless you like the "waaaaaaaaaaaaa woe is me" story.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Hahahaha, the fake millionaire showing his empty 4 x 6 office space with a picnic table for a desk again!
I think NVB and Stacy are sleeping in the adjacent closet! Lol.
And look at the cheap looking MLB poster on the floor! Hahahaha, the Bloat couldn’t afford a hammer and nails to hang the poster, he probably doesn’t even know where the stud is to hang it properly!
Haven’t seen a room that empty or filled with Chaos…
Oh wait, yes I have! Sugar Daddy Ockert’s studio where Chrissy happily dropped his pants and Squirted for pennies! And judging by the “paintings” behind the Colt Dolt, he probably got that ugly picture he carries everywhere as a love memento from Mr. Ockert! Lmao!!
Uh oh, looks like Chrissy ain’t the top scammer running the sports bets grift!
D Sucky musta gotten mad after Chrissy tried to move in on his slot scam racket!
Just a few screenshots to show that despite Christopher Mitchell claiming to always bring and either buy in for $50K at the casino or place $50K in sports bets, he hasn't actually unwrapped 2 of the $10K bundles in over 9 days.
Screenshot from his latest $50K cash counter YT video with top serial numbers on two stacks circled.
Screenshot from his FB reel 7 days prior with an identical serial number on top.
Screenshot from his FB reel 9 days prior with another identical serial number on top.
If he plans his sports bets in advance, there is no reason to bring $50K to the casino if you're not going to use it. Unless of course he's just chasing clout.
And may I just say that his repetitive $50K cash counter videos are super boring. If he really wanted to prove he's a millionaire, I'd like to see at least a $200,000 cash counter video.
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Just a few screenshots to show that despite Christopher Mitchell claiming to always bring and either buy in for $50K at the casino or place $50K in sports bets, he hasn't actually unwrapped 2 of the $10K bundles in over 9 days.
Screenshot from his latest $50K cash counter YT video with top serial numbers on two stacks circled.
Screenshot from his FB reel 7 days prior with an identical serial number on top.
Screenshot from his FB reel 9 days prior with another identical serial number on top.
If he plans his sports bets in advance, there is no reason to bring $50K to the casino if you're not going to use it. Unless of course he's just chasing clout.
And may I just say that his repetitive $50K cash counter videos are super boring. If he really wanted to prove he's a millionaire, I'd like to see at least a $200,000 cash counter video.
The most obvious answer is: its fake.
Why else would he keep having these same bank note coincidences and keep making this videos to try and convince us his money isnt fake?
The next most likely answer is he keeps more than $50k in his lair, that only he can access, and by luck, this stack rotated back into his video nonsense.
With that said, why risk having all that money handy where NVB can rip it up, or throw it out a window, or Stacey can take it and escape?
As much as I love the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrr why does he actually need one when he knows exactly how much he wins each day at the casino and is a math genuius?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Hey, I can scam too! Just cuz I'm the Redneck of the family (aw, who am I kidding, we're all rednecks)...
^^^ is this the 3rd mysterious Mitchell brother Aaron Mitchell?!?!Hey, I can scam too! Just cuz I'm the Redneck of the family (aw, who am I kidding, we're all rednecks)...
There must be something in the water in Ohio to create these weirdos.
BS HIGH on Max (formerly HBO Max) features a guy who is every bit as delusional a scammer as Chrissy and absolutely unapologetic. Good watch if you enjoy docs on cons.
More nothing burger posts on FB where old lizard lips is claiming Vegas is an extended vacation of some sort and how Skank is awesome.
Blah blah blah.
No documentation of any bets.
Kyle Prescott: ^^^ is this the 3rd mysterious Mitchell brother Aaron Mitchell?!?!
Kyle, let me answer that with a gambling game Chrissy doesn't play to my knowledge:
..same dad, different mom.
Last edited by Forum Wars; 08-26-2023 at 09:35 PM.
Folks sadly the Christopher Mitchell saga is never gonna end until he drops dead
Misfired on the previous rep:
At the rate this guy is going he’s going to live a very shortened life. All that stress of degenerate gambling combined with not knowing where his next home is going to be and the possibility that someone he’s scammed will eventually get hold of him is going to catch up with him and wear him down (if it hasn’t already). His scam techniques are rather primitive compared to someone like Vegas Dave, D Lucky, or Steve Stevens. The inconsistently of income has got to be creating incredible tension in that family. That takes its toll over time.
Hope he decides not to vacation in Argentina. Mr. I iron my money, the US dollar is garbage, we are a Bitcoin Bitchell Family.
WARNING: Don’t watch today’s video if you’ve just eaten. You may not like the result. It’s a Chrissy and Stacy love fest….and they even KISS a few times while Chrissy now proclaiming that he will soon be making a half a million dollars per month. Hope the casinos know what’s about to hit them.
And the best part is that he doesn’t want to tell you where they are eating or where they are traveling….but meanwhile the title of the video starts with “Gambling in Las Vegas.” He implies that they are eating while staring out at the ocean….yeah….okay. They flew somewhere and left Bubs back at home? That aint happening.
Last edited by TheRivers; 08-27-2023 at 11:51 AM.
=TheRiversWARNING: Don’t watch today’s video if you’ve just eaten. You may not like the result. It’s a Chrissy and Stacy love fest….and they even KISS a few times while Chrissy now proclaiming that he will soon be making a half a million dollars per month. Hope the casinos know what’s about to hit them.
It looks like their strawberry shortcake dessert has a mold of Stacy's vagina on top.
That’s as close as Chrissy will ever come to eating actual pussy. #FreeStacy, #FreeNVB.=TheRiversWARNING: Don’t watch today’s video if you’ve just eaten. You may not like the result. It’s a Chrissy and Stacy love fest….and they even KISS a few times while Chrissy now proclaiming that he will soon be making a half a million dollars per month. Hope the casinos know what’s about to hit them.
It looks like their strawberry shortcake dessert has a mold of Stacy's vagina on top.
so does anyone know where this " hidden gem " of a restaurant is in LV ? .... maybe we could meet them there by " coincidence " .....
fuck i wish i was in vegas.... i would have to check it out from time to time.... and maybe a weird coincidence would occur....
Tariq Reed: Barry's Downtown Prime restaurant inside Circa Casino, Las Vegas.
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