Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Dan Druff]

Billy Goat must of got a severe warning on YT.... no videos displayed.... bahababahhabababhahahahababbaba !!

POOR KRISSY !!

https://www.youtube.com/@GoatLifeBabyOG/featured

Wrong channel. Got excited for a sec.

Here's the real one: https://www.youtube.com/@goatlifebaby

[BedWetterBettor]

Nope. Channel definitely not gone. He has a new video up where he is showing his new “win every day” roulette strategy filmed in his new bunker with the mural of Vegas

It gets worse, Mumbles released his phone conversations from over 8 months ago, that he promised to release to YouTube 4 months ago.

He doesn't even take 5 seconds to make the conversation awkward and hostile. No wonder he's mentally ill! Hahahaha!

And speaking of mentally ill, the Colt Dolt posts his latest online roulette video… sort of!





Hahahahaha, the greatest player of pocket pool can’t even show an online video and spends 20 minutes pointing at a PNG picture of a roulette table. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[1dollarboxcar]

so yeah when i searched YT a bit ago to see if there was any new videos out... that dupe channel showed up first and no videos showed up... wasn't really paying attention and didn't realize i had clicked on the dupe channel with no videos so i assumed Krissy was hiding them because he got some sort of violation and didn't want to get another strike right away..... false alarm and i got duped for a second ...LOL anyways i will tell you one thing.... is that when you search YT for Krissy he DOES NOT dominate the search results like he once did !! anyways also gonna bump my newest video, the fake rolex to the next page for the non members that may be visiting for the first time....

[zealanddonk]

Red Letetr day for Chrissy:

700 subscribers!!!!!
Forget when he had 10k subscribers on his old channel, he now has 700 on his new channel.

Anyways, enough of that, today's nonsense "Roulette Strategy: How to win every day"
24m21 of likely nonsense.

Chrissy looks very tired, he must have had a great time on his date last night.

Spoiler: Chrissy shows how to win on an american roulette table ala Green 0 and Green 00.
We can only assume this is to get punters to follow his link and lose more money more quickly

This is vaguely worth a watch because Chrissy gets unhinged around the 12 minute mark and rambles a lot of idiocy in general Especially around the 16m mark



Chrissy wearing a blue cap and red shirt.

Claims hes mastered spinny, baccky and sports gambling

45s Chrissy flashes what he claims is $50k real money and what he takes into the casino every day, which shows how stupid his claim was of $50k and some loose change the other day

1m10 Chrissy also states if you want to see him written up in 3rd party publications go to his website.
While it will be his old nonsense he got hustled for, do we think this means he'll be throwing away money on new adverts?

2m10s Chrissy shows a picyure of a table and a picture of a wheel.
Is he banned from showing real gambling on Youtube?

Anyways, it looks as cheap as he does, so it fits.

Chrissy begs the viewer to watch every single of this nonsense.
Claims it is life changing.

3m20 Tip #1: dont place inside bets -- hurr hurr 99% place inside bets hurr hurr
Claims millionaires focus on probabilities whereas dead broke people focus on possibilities hurr hurr.

4m35s Chrissy rambles on and says he wouldnt play the mega millions because the dods are 1 billion to 1.
Hes forgetting all the other prizes you could win and has almost no understanding of +ev situations.

Interestingly he rambles about outside bets being hi/lo, odd/even, red/black
He doesnt mention the dozens and columns which is potentially confusing to completely new fish.

5m58s Chrissy actually states you have a 47% chance of winning an outside bet on an american wheel
Let that sink in!!!!

Chrissy points out "hurr hurr, with outside bets you are betting 18 numbers, and the odds of hitting and individual number is low"
Chrissy forgets the payout for an individual number is much higher and its all still -ev at this point

7m14s Thank goodness, he now rambles about dozens and columns.
He tells us always bet either 2 dozens or 2 columns if you want to use his "rinse your bankroll strategy".

8m40s More idiocy. He clarifies that 2 dozens ahs a 63% chance of winning.
If only you got paid even money with odds like that.

9m The idiocy continues "63% is much higher than betting player or banker in baccccky"

9m20 He claims so far this has all been valuable tips.
He has forgotten to mention "hurr hurr, bet 2 dozens and 2 columns and 1 colour and you have a 93% chance of winning!!!!" (tho based on his picture, it depends which columns/dozens and colour you pick)

9m30 Tip 2: (a long ramble about look at the table not the wheel. Either this will be a good insight or is complete idiocy)

12m After wasting time Chrissy says "There is no system for betting on the table
While it sounds like he is eventually trying to point out some numbers do clump together, this sounds stupid.

12m55 Chrissy uses the word "dumbass" and does his exaggerated look away in shock and blah blah blah, you can tell he wrote this script on the shitter.

13m13 blah blah blah "everyone who plays inside numbers is a fucking Loser with a capital L"
So we can assume as aprt of date night Chrissy had to have vaginal sex with Stace and she wasnt going to roll over and let him have his fun.

13m40 more rambling about wanting to call people out as liars

16m01s Chrissy really on something today "The casino doesnt like it when you have a 63% chance of winning "
I rarely use the F word but the casinos fucking love a 63% chance when postive EV would be 67%

16m29s Chrissy states the best columns and dozens are the 1st and 3rd because they cover most of the wheel
Remember back when he always played the middle column or dozen and danced around the other 2.
Also, I havent seen enough roulette to know: is the number distribution the same for all wheels, or is Chrissy doing his small sample size thing again?

21m40s Chrissy claims he has seen 30 spins with a second dozen hitting

22m45s claims he can afford to wipe his ass with $100 bills
Im pretty sure we all hope he gets papercuts if he did that.

23m03 Claims he has nothing to gain if you follow these tips or not:
Except he'll beg and moan and whine that people got rich off his free videos and didnt tip
OR suckers will join his chums club
Even though he just gave away the secret of making 100% guarenteed profit
Let that sink in.

If only Chrissy could demonstrate this with a live video.......

At the end we hear NVB ooooking off screen.

As said, if you in the mood for idiocy this is the video for you.
Defo watch it because he'll be back to betting the second/middle soon enough with a hearty hurr hurr.

[Phantom Limb]

One thing I'm noticing with a lot of these sports touts is that the more shady of them seem to infiltrate the circles of athletes (Steve Stevens with Mayweather, SkinnyBets with some UFC fighters).

Chrissy has no shot at this since he's utterly unlikable. Perhaps he could get in with some professional ice skaters...

[Forum Wars]

Seriously, is Chrissy brainless? His rantings in this latest video makeses no senseses and if his brain was larger than a pea, he would understand that every bet he recommends in his latest video has a house edge of 5.26%. Because it's American Roulette. Since the history of time, this is the same edge every punter has given to the casino in American Roulette: 5.26%.

Blah Blah Blah Blah 8 open spaces, play the 1st and 3rd dozens...shut up moron.

Martingale and Grand Martingale bets: 5.26% against.

5.26% against. All day, every day. You play, all your $$$ goes away eventually. That's it. Why is he this fucked up? Why doesn't Stacy shake him up?

[zealanddonk]

Seriously, is Chrissy brainless? His rantings in this latest video makeses no senseses and if his brain was larger than a pea, he would understand that every bet he recommends in his latest video has a house edge of 5.26%. Because it's American Roulette. Since the history of time, this is the same edge every punter has given to the casino in American Roulette: 5.26%.

Blah Blah Blah Blah 8 open spaces, play the 1st and 3rd dozens...shut up moron.

Martingale and Grand Martingale bets: 5.26% against.

5.26% against. All day, every day. You play, all your $$$ goes away eventually. That's it. Why is he this fucked up? Why doesn't Stacy shake him up?

He's looking for people without math or critical thinking skills.

These days he'll take just about anyone who wont be a pain in his itchy balls.

[Mrhorney]

You are onto something there with the American 🇺🇸 roulette odds Mr Wars which we could expand on using a sort of Venn diagram in other areas of Chrissy's pitiful existence using the 5.26% as the central pivot point.

For example odds that non verbal Bubs will be able to complete a coherent sentence by the time he is 21=5.26%

Odds that Chrissy won’t still be scamming Folks when he is 72=5.26%

Odds that telly tubby Chrissy will stick to his 30 diet plan=5.26%

The possibilities are endless.

[crudebar]

Watched some of that video today----hard to watch a guy so clueless in his topic but actually believing he is cutting edge.

Anyways, I'll say it's a rather large score for us if he lost his BOL affiliate account. If he is going to continue to make roulette videos and not even play let alone play at BOL has to mean that account is gone. Rather strange. Unless he actually made credit card deposits(does he even own one) and decided to charge back his losses?

Lastly, I see he is still bouncing around place to place. Fun if your 20 and single/or with a gf, sad when you're very middle aged with a child that should be in school very soon if not already...Multi-millionaire with no home residence nor will ever have one, so funny.

[TheRivers]

He posted today about his 10 years with Stacy and amongst the highlights says “we’ve lived in four different states together.” Yep…you’ve lived in three of those four states (with one state now repeated) just over the past 18 months alone. What a life you’ve given that woman and your son. No home. No stability. No sense of normal. At this rate they’ll all be worn out within the next 10 years, by which time Stacy will be pushing 60

[1dollarboxcar]

" i recruited her to by my girlfriend " .... this truly is how psychopaths think ... its not i won her heart or something like that... but he " recruited her " LMAO

[BedWetterBettor]

Watched some of that video today----hard to watch a guy so clueless in his topic but actually believing he is cutting edge.

Anyways, I'll say it's a rather large score for us if he lost his BOL affiliate account. If he is going to continue to make roulette videos and not even play let alone play at BOL has to mean that account is gone. Rather strange. Unless he actually made credit card deposits(does he even own one) and decided to charge back his losses?

Lastly, I see he is still bouncing around place to place. Fun if your 20 and single/or with a gf, sad when you're very middle aged with a child that should be in school very soon if not already...Multi-millionaire with no home residence nor will ever have one, so funny.

I’m still under the belief that he got canned on BoL’s affiliate program for multi-accounting or Bonus abuse. A few years ago I posted a huge +EV method of running through Bonus play through requirements and it was only this year that my gambling app caught on.

While me posting my own tales of bonus hacks wasn’t too bright on my part, Chrissy was dumb enough to make videos of himself doing it Live folks! By playing 2nd, 3rd columns annnnnd Black annnnnnd Even, The Bloat basically showed himself making bets that cancel out most of the time.

Plus Chrissy has a Master(bater)Card and I’m fairly sure they don’t allow linking up with online gambling or cash purchases made from Gambling sites. At least they didn’t when I tried 5 years ago, so maybe they changed. But with all the ID verification methods and geolocation the Colt Dolt would have little proof that he was “hacked” and someone used his account to make those charges.

[1dollarboxcar]

new video... so whacked out... hedges bets with green zeros... but he only bet 2nd and 3rd dozens just like he showed us in yesterdays video.... i am gonna have fun making a video about this ... so many contradictions in less than 24 hrs......

[zealanddonk]

I am having slight problems accessing Chrissy's channel.
Looks like a youtube glitch, and its not showing any videos from the day before yesterday through to 3 weeks ago but that might fix itself.

706 subscribers: 17 videos available.

Anyways today's nonsense
"Roulette live at the casino"
Chrissy playing video roulette, american 2 zeros style.
Given his rants about casinos cheating and doing anything to take his money, why would he play a video version???

Anyways 8m9s of nonsense.

Spoilers:
For the first time in a very long time Chrissy actually shows live real gambling
of note, he's wearing the same outfit he wore the day before

LOL
He starts with $472

Chrissy might literally be retarded at this point. Hurr hurr how do i start this, do I press the big flashing start button???
For just $299/month you can learn the secrets of how to play video roulette

1m5s Chrissy has $5 on first and $5 on 3rd dozens, using his master strategy he told us yesterday.
sadly today is not the day it goes 30 spins without a 2nd dozen as 17 hits

1m20s Chrissy triples his bet to 15 and 15

1m45 Chrissy wins his bet and resets to $5 and $5.

And loses.
for those of you playing at home, this is one of those rigged wheels that comes up 2nd dozen 66% of the time.
Let that sink in

Chrissy wins
Chrissy loses [on 17 again]
Chrissy even goes "hurr hurr, its funny it comes up 2nd dozen every second bet hurr hurr" or words to that effect.

2m40s The ball lands 00 and Chrissy does his classic nostradamus "hurr hurr I was just about to hedge my bet hurr hurr"
I though only fucking idiots hedged their bets with green 0s.

So:
3m5s Chrissy has lost 2 in a row
He now throws out 10 on split green 0/00 and $65 each on first and 3rd dozen
So in the space of 3 minutes he has roughly 1/3of his starting roll in 1 bet.

Sadly he wins that bet
3m35 "Winner winner chicken dinner"
Its been such a long time since we've heard that.

4m35s after winning, he resets to $10/$10 AND a $1 hedge on split green
Remember, only idiots hedge, except when Chrissy does it, because he's a genius.

4m50 somehow it comes up Green 0 which almost never happens and Chrissy gets $18 back of his $21 bet. If only he had hedged $2 he'd have made a profit

Coupla more spins and losses that pesky 2nd Dozen keeps appearing despite Chrissy telling us yesterday it didnt.

6m20s $382 in his roll and hes betting $340 [150/150/40]
He's gone from a small hedge to complete greed at this point.

Sadly 6 black wins and he collects $450, putting him back toi $492.

Chrissy loses and wins another spin and hits his big boy goal of having more than $500.
Chrissy stops at $506 making a tidy $34 in 8 minutes, or $255 per hour or $744k per year [at a modest 8 hrs per day]


Chrissy then claims its all based on probability and thats why hes the goat or some nonsense.

only watch this if you want to see his guarenteed 1st and 3d dozens strategy work, or you have missed seeing Chrissy actually gambling on his gambling channel

[zealanddonk]

Red Letetr day for Chrissy:

700 subscribers!!!!!
Forget when he had 10k subscribers on his old channel, he now has 700 on his new channel.

Anyways, enough of that, today's nonsense "Roulette Strategy: How to win every day"
24m21 of likely nonsense.


If only Chrissy could demonstrate this with a live video.......

Well, Chrissy actually did it, he demonstrated this strategy that pays $744k a year [at 8hrs per day] today.

[Tariq Reed]

I’m still under the belief that he got canned on BoL’s affiliate program for multi-accounting or Bonus abuse.

zealanddonk: He should have been canned from BOL but he usually states in his videos"Come play the site I play on" which he'd be less likely do if he wasnt getting any money....unless hes changed sites and doesnt want to reveal that yet

Not proof positive that his BOL affiliate account got whacked, but the link itself gives a 403 error at BetOnline (dot) ag, meaning that the receiving server is not recognizing or authorizing it.

[1dollarboxcar]

YT is glitchy today... it uploaded my new video as private...but i fixed it , this gonna be 1 of 3 videos today, this one still short and sweet... 2nd working on now is gonna hammer him about the fake rolex and no betting slips again... 3rd will be the best, combining yesterdays and todays videos mixed with the old don't hedge your bets with green zeros video... and it really sucks i can't upload an original thumbnail !! anyways....

[1dollarboxcar]

2nd video is out, i'm gonna start on the 3rd but not sure if i will get it all done tonight...

where's the bet slips and fake rolex ??

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: He should have been canned from BOL but he usually states in his videos"Come play the site I play on" which he'd be less likely do if he wasnt getting any money....unless hes changed sites and doesnt want to reveal that yet

Not proof positive that his BOL affiliate account got whacked, but the link itself gives a 403 error at BetOnline (dot) ag, meaning that the receiving server is not recognizing or authorizing it.

Yea, just cuz the moron keeps plugging something doesn’t mean he still has access or money coming in from it. Remember when he was begging Monster to give him an endorsement? Then he started promoting Zevia for a week and dropped them faster than he dropped his pants at Corbin Fisher studios?

He’s always looking to be a spokesperson for something because he’s too stupid & lazy to make money by working hard. He probably thought he was going to be the Poster boy for Colt Studios a decade ago, only to end up spreading his butt hole wide open for Bryan Ockert…lol!

Speaking of an ass raping, Chrissy clearly lost Big on the Braves back to back losses. Not to mention many of his other favorites losing on Sunday and Monday with only 2 wins for small amounts on each night! Since little Kyle is too scared to show all documentation , it’s safe to assume he’s a Loser Again!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

yeah so Krissy the Sissy has deleted all his sports betting videos.... hmmm i wonder why ?? can't real in the suckers with no documentation... so back to the angle of table games and getting suckers to his BOL account... @Tariq Reed by the way his BOL link does work... it's just that your Mozilla firefox browser actually did a good job and blocked that special cookie from going onto your machine that is hidden in Krissy's link....